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Politics / Re: Willie Obiano Walking His Dog In USA (Video) by TheAlchemist: 3:28pm On Sep 21, 2023
He could not even japa with our beloved ekuke. Why are we so in love with everything foreign. Obiano strolling with Bingo in USA would have increased internationally the value of our local dogs.

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Travel / Re: Ikotun Road Collapses After Downpour, Residents Groan by TheAlchemist: 12:29pm On Sep 21, 2023
Result of shoddy road construction works.
Business / Re: Dangote Refinery Imports Crude As NNPCL Swaps Oil For Loans by TheAlchemist: 11:39am On Sep 20, 2023
ConfidentialDoc:


So we cannot conduct our own God given bonny light to dangote refinery??
So they will rather import ?
If tinubu doesn't stop this, then his complicit.
Japarians keep pushing on... Nigeria is not ready !

Who are those leaving the country, southerners, who will fill the void Northerners, hope you understand the game plan.
Business / Re: Dangote Refinery Imports Crude As NNPCL Swaps Oil For Loans by TheAlchemist: 11:35am On Sep 20, 2023
ShoeWorld1:
Dangote refinery is good because of employment opportunities for Nigerians.
The refinery is not going to change the price of PMS because they're for business not for national charity.

After using the Nations' commonwealth to build his refinery... well the joke is on us.
Politics / Re: Remi Tinubu, Governors’ Wives Move To Address “Japa” Syndrome by TheAlchemist: 8:27am On Sep 19, 2023
More palliatives to roll up. 1 packet of saint Louis sugar, 1 sachet of dangote salt, I litre of banga oil, 1 cup of ofada rice...
Politics / Re: Marketers Eye Fresh Fuel Price Hike As Crude Hits $94 by TheAlchemist: 8:10am On Sep 18, 2023
Corruption will not allow our leaders to do the right things.

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Career / Re: Chicken Stolen From Store, Manager Sacked by TheAlchemist: 5:09pm On Sep 11, 2023
Was it Justrite at jakande gate bustop Ejigbo, I bought 3 pieces of chicken pie, not a shred of chicken in any of the pies. Someone in the store is stealing the chicken, meant for their customers.

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Health / Re: List Of Banned Pesticides In Nigeria by TheAlchemist: 6:19pm On Sep 08, 2023
The amount of pesticides used on Beans, should also be a thing of concern.

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Crime / Re: I Removed My Father’s Private Part For Money Ritual – 20-year-old Boy Confesses by TheAlchemist: 8:23pm On Sep 01, 2023
If native doctors, do not exist there would be no ritual killings.
Crime / Re: I Removed My Father’s Private Part For Money Ritual – 20-year-old Boy Confesses by TheAlchemist: 8:19pm On Sep 01, 2023
ednut1:
Rituals does not work. These fools will never hear

Life is full of strange things... even if it works it never ends well.
Career / Re: LAGRIDE Operators Retrieving Vehicles Without Notice, Taking Our Jobs – Drivers by TheAlchemist: 12:16pm On Sep 01, 2023
Cantonese:
“ I sold my private car when the state said we could pay some amount, and after a few years, the cars would become ours. I paid N700,000 to secure the car, including another N400,000. Sometimes, when I don’t work because of my health, I ensure that the daily asset fee is paid. The car’s camera developed a fault; I informed them, but they didn’t repair it on time”.

Hmm.

If the said person deposited that sum with a private individual to get a Toyota Corolla Tokunboh car, would it not be better?

The entire 1.45m lost. That would have gone a long way repaying the owner of a Tokunboh Corolla. Why pick cars that you need to pay up over 10 million in less than three years or so. The risk is too high and the operator’s disadvantage is very high too.

A close look at it will show default on the part of the operators.

By the way what is the business of government with hail taxis? Why not complete water transport, rail transport and ensure that BRT buses work effectively?

Honestly Government should only be interested in mass transit projects.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Niger: Junta Cuts Off Electricity, Water Supply To French Embassy by TheAlchemist: 6:32am On Aug 29, 2023
Small Nyansh dey shake. This Thieves in army uniform go collect.
Politics / Re: President Kagame Attends Nigerian Governors' Leadership Retreat In Kigali by TheAlchemist: 7:58am On Aug 28, 2023
Benjaniblinks:

What happened to doing the meeting in Nigeria?

Avoid zero distractions, networking with business and thought leaders in Rwanda, learn from different climes what works.. opportunities for proactive governors to attract FDIs to their respective States.
Sports / Re: FIFA Suspends Spanish Football Chief, Rubiales Over Kissing Scandal by TheAlchemist: 1:50pm On Aug 26, 2023
This are the kind of men that will slap a female waiter's ass over a $1 dollar tip. If he doesn't resign on time trust me more damning revelations of his past misdeeds will come to light

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Politics / Re: Atiku, Kwankwaso, Obi Discussing Merger To Wrest Power From APC - AriseTV by TheAlchemist: 8:21am On Aug 21, 2023
You need to read the story of the 3 high way robbers... to know how such a merger if it even happens will end.

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Crime / Re: Abuja Housewife Bursts Into Tears As Barrow Pusher Escapes With Her Foodstuff by TheAlchemist: 12:47pm On Aug 18, 2023
APP developers, hope you are seeing opportunities.
Politics / Re: President Tinubu's Decisions Are In Nigeria's Best Interest - Yul Edochie by TheAlchemist: 11:35am On Aug 14, 2023
DrGoodman:
Yul is playing for something, either for his pocket or for someone else.

The reality is that if the start is wrong, the middle and end must be wrong too. Nobody uses wrong means to get into power all in a bid to do good, things don't work that way.

I wanted to say more, but my brother Dele Farotimi said it better below.

I see the story of Saul converted to Paul in Jagaban.
God will use PBAT mightily.

This I have seen!
Crime / Re: Photographer Arrested With Human Skull In Ondo by TheAlchemist: 7:17pm On Aug 09, 2023
christejames:
This is becoming a national embarrassments undecided




The governors should do something about this...

Which governors?
Romance / Re: In Defense Of Polygamy, And How It Benefits Women The Most by TheAlchemist: 5:50pm On Aug 08, 2023
My father told me his life regret was disobeying the instruction his father gave him which was never to marry a second wife.

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Sports / Re: Basketball: Liz Cambage Says She's In Talks To Represent Nigeria by TheAlchemist: 8:09am On Aug 08, 2023
She had apologised and that is all that matter I hope she does not think making the team will be a walk in the park she would need to be at her very best.
Politics / Re: Okoye Blessing Nwakaego Jailed 3 Years For Cyberstalking Eniola Badmus by TheAlchemist: 6:40pm On Aug 02, 2023
BERNIMOORE:
Kemi Olunloyo has not learn either

Levels pass levels
Car Talk / Re: Electrical Vs Mechanical Faults: Which Is Worse? by TheAlchemist: 5:08pm On Aug 02, 2023
When you see a Kabu Kabu bus zoom past a stationary 2020 prado jeep on 3rd mainland bridge... you will know why electrical fault is worse than mechanical.

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Health / Re: Dr Diasco Vwaere Dies At Odan Hospital As Faulty Elevator Falls From 10th Floor by TheAlchemist: 9:27am On Aug 02, 2023
Corruption, lack of maintenance culture led to this avoidable tragedy. RIP Doc.
For those advocating for cars to he powered by autogas, we need to understand that the average Nigerian will look for the cheapest item, thereby compromising safety. We need to thread careful.

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Crime / Re: Police In The US Intercept Stolen Cars Bound For West Africa by TheAlchemist: 9:45am On Jul 30, 2023
jaxxy:


anybody who steals a Mercedes is wasting their time. The company can shut the car down from anywhere in the world and render it useless.

I guess you have not heard a place called LADIPO.
Yahoo boyz with no Laptop..
Dey Play.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Has Disappointed Africa, World — Obasanjo by TheAlchemist: 5:02pm On Jul 25, 2023
Talk is cheap
Politics / Re: Lagos Taskforce Clears Agege Railtrack by TheAlchemist: 9:38am On Jul 24, 2023
Initial gragra!
Politics / Re: FG Opens Workshops For Nigerians To Convert Vehicles To Autogas by TheAlchemist: 7:15pm On Jul 20, 2023
Reactive slowpokes

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Politics / Re: Oyedele, Chair Of Presidential Tax Reform Committee, Resigns From PwC by TheAlchemist: 2:19pm On Jul 19, 2023
AustineE1:
I just hope he is not making a mistake of a life time,just what if this flawed election that brought in Tinubu is nullified in the court and a 'new sheriff comes to town',he is sure going to lose both jobs.

After working over 20 years with the same company what is there to really miss. I wish him the best in his new adventure
Politics / Re: A Liter Of Petrol Is N1600 In Ghana , Small Increase And Nigerians Are Wailing by TheAlchemist: 11:07pm On Jul 18, 2023
lotkyes200:
You are one of the problem of this country . Does Ghana have Crude ? Even light that we supply them they enjoy 24hrs 7days a week which we dont in Nigeria

Ghana is also an oil producing nation.

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Gets Dumped By Ryan Taylor, Oyibo Fiance by TheAlchemist: 1:34am On Jul 16, 2023
Better it ends now, glad that my prediction that if she marries the guy, she might end being a punching bag never came to pass.

But seriously speaking the dude is a step down in class for a well educated lady like DJ Cuppy.
So what now happens to the automobile workshop she helped the guy set up in Dubai?

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Politics / Re: Lagos Declares Total Clampdown On Alcohol Sales, Street Trading In Parks, Garage by TheAlchemist: 10:03am On Jul 10, 2023
How I wish they could restore Lagos to the beauties of the 70s...
Education / Re: List Of Nigerians Who Have Graduated With Perfect CGPA Of 5.0 That Made the News by TheAlchemist: 8:15am On Jul 10, 2023
Quadribabaalagb:
Some people are so academically good ehn.



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