₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,331,159 members, 8,448,907 topics. Date: Tuesday, 21 July 2026 at 04:35 AM

Toggle theme

Theama's Posts

Nairaland ForumTheama's ProfileTheama's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 (of 22 pages)

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Borussia Dortmund vs Real Madrid: UCL Finals (0 - 2) On 1st June 2024 by Theama(m): 7:51pm On Jun 01, 2024
Hala Madrid tongue
RomanceRe: Man Outraged After Lady Rejects Iphone SE Gift He Bought For Her (photo) by Theama(m): 3:21pm On Jun 01, 2024
pansophist:
Why you always dey laugh? lol

There is this Tom and Jerry Episode titled ''Blue cat blues''.

Jerry was competing with Mr Butch, a billionaire cat who can afford her wildest dream of Jerry's crush.

Jerry bought everything within his power, from perfumes to diamonds, and even sold himself to slavery just to purchase a car to flex his cat chick. grin

But every time he shows up with a gift to impress, the cat babe just depresses his effort by showing him an equivalent of what Mr Butch got for her.

If Jerry bring Diamond ring as a gift, she shows him diamond collection that you need mask to wear because its so shiny and can blind your eyes.

Until one day, Jerry came to face with Mr Butch, then it became clear that he was in competition with other billionaire men, and his effort are meaningless. He would have committed suicide if not for Tom the mouse that saved him.

So lots of times, men are sad that they have tried their best and the lady just does not appreciate it, when in reality, he is competing with other men, and surely she will go for the best.

Tom and Jerry stylishly dey teach something back then lol, but few have the knowledge to spot the knowledge. You can watch the episode below, its just 2 mins.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOlJOa8-Psk
Tom's the Cat
PoliticsRe: VP Shettima Inaugurates 76.67km Ogbomoso-iseyin Road Constructed by Seyi Makinde by Theama(m):
happney65:
This is the longest stretch of road ever constructed by the any government in Oyo state since the return of Democracy in 1999. This isn't even in Ibadan,the state capital. It is in Ogbomosho. Linking Ogbomosho and Oke ogun together.

The other day someone was saying Ajimobi was a so called Koseleri,I was like what exactly did he do that was spectacular. Someone should tell me as I don't seem to know.

This is still small. Wait for the Ibadan circular road to be completed and lots more.
You don't know why Ajimobi's called koseleri?

I heard it's because he was the first two term Governor in Oyo State (something that hasn't happened before)


Anyway You were probably joking or being sarcastic.
PoliticsRe: Power Distribution: FG Gets $500 Million World Bank Loan by Theama(m): 7:58pm On May 30, 2024
Ehn
RomanceRe: Woman In A Relationship With A Man But Has A Forever Friend (shocking Interview) by Theama(m): 6:01pm On May 30, 2024
Rebuke:
Some people no get joy for this land, at all cheesy cheesy
He don change am sha
SportsRe: Football Club You Would Never Support Even At Gun Point.. by Theama(m): 6:01pm On May 30, 2024
Poshvector12345:
Real Madrid, man city. As a Liverpool fan. I have decided to hate them for what they have denied me
Denied you? undecided

Really bruh that's baseless hate
RomanceRe: Woman In A Relationship With A Man But Has A Forever Friend (shocking Interview) by Theama(m): 12:41pm On May 30, 2024
Rebuke:
Some people no get joy for this land, at all cheesy cheesy

RomanceRe: Woman In A Relationship With A Man But Has A Forever Friend (shocking Interview) by Theama(m): 12:39pm On May 30, 2024
Glimpsetv:
Joke taking too far, right?
Yeah
PoliticsRe: Senate Passes Bill On Old National Anthem by Theama(m): 9:52pm On May 28, 2024
Doyin2:
Exaltation of colonialism.

An anthem created by a Nigerian now abandoned for the one created by the colonialists.

What a shame!
That's one of the main issues with the Old Anthem.
FoodRe: Join Me To Spend ₦1,000 On 3 Square Meals In Arewa, Northern Nigeria by Theama(m):
lexy2014:
where is the 3 square meals?
It's there now.

Can't you see the squared shape? cheesy
EducationRe: Mathematicians In The House come over Here by Theama(m): 7:03pm On May 25, 2024
micxwell:
Sure. He was talking about not remembering how to go the surd way.
I am the same "he" lipsrsealed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City vs Manchester United: FA Cup Finals (1 - 2) On 25th May 2024 by Theama(m): 5:05pm On May 25, 2024
Congrats United smiley
EducationRe: Mathematicians In The House come over Here by Theama(m): 4:10pm On May 25, 2024
micxwell:
Just assign the √x = a. Replace all √x with "a" and solve it.
One would still arrive at the same answer.
RomanceRe: Woman In A Relationship With A Man But Has A Forever Friend (shocking Interview) by Theama(m): 4:09pm On May 25, 2024
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
E get some kind words wey go come out from some bannies mouth,even God himself go faint angry
Woah...
Easy there fella
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City vs Manchester United: FA Cup Finals (1 - 2) On 25th May 2024 by Theama(m): 2:12pm On May 25, 2024
City cool
EducationRe: Mathematicians In The House come over Here by Theama(m): 8:29am On May 25, 2024
airsaylongcome:
I like this exponent form that you switched it to. Powers can be tricky especially this fractional powers here. Nicely done. I enjoyed reading it
Thank you Sir.
EducationRe: Mathematicians In The House come over Here by Theama(m): 10:07pm On May 24, 2024
macanu:
Wetin come happen, why u dey put more confusion, Chai. undecided
The ^ is raised to power symbol or what's confusing Sir?

Maybe the way I typed the solution.
EducationRe: Mathematicians In The House come over Here by Theama(m): 10:01pm On May 24, 2024
Viciful:
4/8==2
8/4 bruh smiley
EducationRe: Mathematicians In The House come over Here by Theama(m):
Not a mathematics(pure or physical science) student but...

√X + √X = √8

X^½ + X^½= 8^½

(note "^" is symbol for "raised to the power of"...)

2(X^½) = 8^½

X^½= (8^½)/(2)

X= (8^½)²/(2)²

X=8/4

X=2

I feel a little bit embarrassed forgetting how to use Surds form. Assume this to be method 2 grin

At least, to God be the glory I arrived at an answer. cool
FashionRe: Helen Williams Breaks Guinness World Record For Widest Wig (Video) by Theama(m): 6:58am On May 22, 2024
bestman09:
This Guinness world record of a thing is becoming childish.

It used to be about technological innovations and breakthroughs but now, it's like a thing of joke.

Very soon, someone will break record with the loudest farting.
Only about Technological innovations and breakthrough? Nope.

The farting part is still possible(if it isn't there already self) cheesy
RomanceRe: 19 Undisputed Facts About Women. by Theama(m): 6:11am On May 20, 2024
BigBlackPreek:
Unfortunately all the good women have already married 🏌️
Nah
RomanceRe: Do You Still Keep Friends? by Theama(m): 8:07pm On May 19, 2024
tochez24:
I no longer keep friends⚠️

Allies are the best, a friend will betray at anytime but an ally wouldn't because he/she has something to benefit.
Same here only allies and associates for now.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs West Ham (3 - 1) On 19th May 2024 by Theama(m): 6:29pm On May 19, 2024
forerunner022:
Congratulations Man City. I'm an arsenal fan. Gunners 4 life
Having put up a good fight, Arsenal has my respect(even with the fact of constantly wanting to see city's downfall)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs West Ham (3 - 1) On 19th May 2024 by Theama(m): 6:28pm On May 19, 2024
Bimpe29:
Congratulations our noisy neighbor! The 2023/2024 Premier League Champions.
City no dey noisy nau. grin

Anyway thank you ooo neighbour. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs West Ham (3 - 1) On 19th May 2024 by Theama(m): 6:03pm On May 19, 2024
Cityyyyyyy!!!!!! cheesy cheesy


Respect to Arsenal tho'

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Brighton Vs Manchester United (0 - 2) On 19th May 2024 by Theama(m): 5:50pm On May 19, 2024
Dexy4yah:
Others are busy scoring goals... cheering their fans but man U stil dey play draw. undecided
0-2
Are you happier now?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs West Ham (3 - 1) On 19th May 2024 by Theama(m): 5:43pm On May 19, 2024
City!!!

In related news Crystal palace dey beat Aston Villa shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs West Ham (3 - 1) On 19th May 2024 by Theama(m): 5:30pm On May 19, 2024
Who were those praying and expecting City's downfall? cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs West Ham (3 - 1) On 19th May 2024 by Theama(m): 5:26pm On May 19, 2024
Come on city!

Rodri!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs West Ham (3 - 1) On 19th May 2024 by Theama(m): 4:57pm On May 19, 2024
City!

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 (of 22 pages)