₦airaland Forum

Successdude:
Not just rumour - its virtually true. Especially sex. The age you start having sex for example, you stop growing but at most start expanding.

I use this apot to guess the age people start sexing and/or if fheyre virgin or not. And it goes correct more than 95% of the time

oluwaseyi0:
Just like that UK master student that is accused of terrorism and might be jailed and deported

All I see is empty someone with loud mouth

More like Nigeria version of do you know who I am

Guy didn't look like who know or can do shit

Administration1:
I noticed something, all these APC e media dumbfcks switch to their alternate monikers to cry about their sufferings.

chariisGRACE:
Let me share what my economics teacher told us.

He attended an international conference at Calabar , some years ago. There were Caucasians, Asians etc.

After everything, it was time for Item 7. A buffet was set up. He said, he walked up to the stand, served himself some eba and soup.

He got back to his seat, watched as other Africans were using cutleries to eat swallow, he shook his head in disgust.

He opened the bottled water that was given to him, poured some water on his hands and started digging into the meal. He said, everybody were just looking at him in 'disgust' - "what kind of a local lawyer is this one".

At the close of conference, a journalist walked up to him, and asked him why he ate his meal with his bare hands and not with the cutleries.

His words:

"I am an African man. The meal I served myself is an African dish, and I ate the meal the African way".

So, it is only inferiority complex that would make an African person to eat his local delicacy in a foreign way.

The Indians eat with their bare hands. Because we like copying rubbish, we always want to eat out local delicacy like a certain Mr. Bruce Cornwall who lives somewhere in Surrey, England.

*spits*

Ballzproblemm:
delusion

tankoagaie:
tgis should be original in nigeria

Lasgidi90:
This insecurity of a thing go reach everybody.
Make we just dey play.

MrBroke:
Man u go win. Man u : 1 2 : Luton

Magnoliaa:
Lmao. I'm genuinely curious . There was a time I used to be excited by their filings, but now...

Magnoliaa:
Has this organisation won any cases?

bewisemasses:
Pls Man U try win this wan. It feels weird even for opposition fans losing the way u do . Do it for Fergie that lost his wife at least

oluwaseyi0:
when they split up or are fighting in their relationship office will suffer part

in my former office, the Project Manager and Deleloper team lead were dating, after some time they start haing issue

developer no longer want to work with PM in office because she claim PM is cheating on her

last last office have to ask PM to resign because the lady is the best backend developer in the company they can't afford to let her go

it's like firing your coach to keep your coach

SheyiFCA:
So I told my babe today to come and sleep over. To my surprise, she said she would lie to her mom that she will be going to Night vigils tonight

Initially, she would have rejected my request but I don take overdose of the redpill ! I left her on "read" on WhatsApp for one week

frozen70:
Take it easy
A man's life is evolved around women

Na you dey make am look difficult

Lifestone:
Nairaland/Seun is bounded by law to handover this OP to security agencies. You committed a crime and come bosting about it here on Nairaland. If Seun didn't hand him over, that's a crime also

Aomial:
she don dey bombard me with unlimited calls now sef

But sha, make we fuxk nd go our separate ways