₦airaland Forum

akinalabi:
Calabar is cleaner but I dont see it being more beautiful than Lagos. Only Abuja is
more beautiful than Lagos in the whole of Naija

bull! **cough cough**
define beauty in your eyes. . . since beauty is in the eyes of the beholder




25 liars and counting! 

@ poster
don't make me say it cause im not messed up like that but. . .
you're just bitter and a hater, sorry.

**i think you and i know what i'm talking about here**
**some things are better left unsaid**



thanks plat

YOU PEOPLE ARE RIDICULOUS!!!
NAIRALAND IS NOT SOME PLACE TO COME AND SHOUT AT OTHERS TO BE BANNED.
she doesnt start fights or argue with people like some of the fools on this site.
if not for mama-gee this place would be dull.
if all nairalanders were so "serious" then its no fun here.
mama-gee is awesome and she always makes me laugh! i love this girl.

so all those requesting "ban ban ban ban" put a sock in it jo!
if the MODS see something wrong with her, they'll ban her.
you don't have to like everyone here.

there are a lot of people i don't like here on this site either, but who cares, doesn't mean they need to be banned.

if you no like mama-gee and her threads ignore them and stop opening them to complain if you know its gonna be the same old thing.

leave her, abeg.

[size=20pt]IGBO[/size] it is!

i lost 6 1/2 pounds in 1 week!!
oh boy

&

back from post OP appointment. effing annoying doctor.

sigh. . .
yawn. . .

Andre Uweh:
It is IGBO and not Ibo. Respect please.

GBAM!!!! when people say Ibo, i find it kinda offensive. like wtf?
wasn't it the british or whoever that started leaving out the "g" in our name?
rubbish.

Beaf:
For miss universe, no crowd is too small.
I'm Isoko, mum is Urhobo, so combining 400 each from both sides. . .

Don't worry they will have return tickets, and no Mutallab de my house
After the ceremony, na soso love, two helpings after each meal . . . Serenity, warmth, snuggles

_{She is. . .}

it sounds good already.
"She is. . ." what? lol

you choose the honeymoon spot.

chatting on YIM, should be taking me meds right now.
i can't wait for all this crap to blow over, it seems like forever!!!!

of course i would, why not?
if the quality and style is on point, then yes.
better yet if its traditional attire.

one question: all those fashion designers in nigeria, aren't their products made in Nigeria? or are they made abroad and shipped back to Nigeria?
i've always wondered this.

800?!?!?!?! is that Urhobo style? its not just the immediate family and some relatives but its everyone and their extended family? lol
KAI!!
_{but who is your first wife?} 

bring your people now! what are you waiting for?!

GOLD!!
**maybe even a house on the coast of Accra, Ghana (the gold coast) that sounds lovely** 

hmmm, i like that.  
[size=3pt]but i would still like some property in calabar, abuja, port harcourt, and enugu. and some cars. [/size]  
"Baby I can have whatever I like, yeah. . ."

***I'm also pressing the IGNORE button***

lovely collection! love it!

**i think i wanna get into collecting things too.**

Beaf:
I can surely live up to my words. . .
But, you must not take me serious.

hmmmmm. . .
I'm not taking this thing too serious. lol
but whats the age range? i just hope it isnt 30something

***hums. . . diamonds. . .***

if this thread remains this hott i will not sleep tonite. lol

michelin89:
Na Plati yansh make your eyes chook out like this, sly?

[img]http://media.bigoo.ws/content/72/279272/Ugly-Men.jpg[/img]

FUNNY COMEBACK!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG
MICHELIN IS KILLIN IT 

sjeezy8:
we must be beefing you didnt answer my message nikku

what message?

michelin89:
Sauron and I have the same dentist!

https://www.popularvirals.com/images/ugly-men/ugly-funny-men-0911-no-teeth.jpg

[size=50pt]OMG!!! LMFAO!!![/size]

hahaha!! 
lovin the pic of plat's arse

Beaf:
^
No, I will buy your heart with soothing words, sweet carresses, manly arms. . .

i hope you can live up to your words!
well you can win me over with that _{and material things}
**they say diamonds are a girl's best friend. . .**

really how old are you?
you don't have to give me an age, just an age range.

sjeezy8:
I think I need to put the [size=5pt]stankamaka [/size] on a leash

michelin is losing mehn

did someone strike a nerve?  
tie me up, CHAIN ME!
i love you sjeezy!!!  

[size=5pt]BAHAHAHAHA!!!![/size]

anyway, waiting. . .

everyone else was funny but [size=3pt]sjeezy was so dry and killed it[/size].  
anyway back to the topic  
THIS SHIZZ IS HILARIOUS!!!!

The Sly:
If what it takes to eat that rice is to steal it. . . .
Well then you can call moi a thief!!

This is the kind of rice you eat with your door closed and your phone switched off so as to avoid any disturbance.

lmao you are funny.
i see why the ladies love you here.

Beaf:
I am currently purchasing all goats and cows north of Lokoja. . . Nothing too much for a pretty babe!
My pic? . . .Maybe one day .

hmmm i'll be looking forward to it, but you don't have to post it here, too many snakes hiding in the green grass. lol 
it's not only cows and goats ooooo!!!
HM!
you will buy me a car(nice car!!), a driver, househelp, my own place. (not just some bungalow/one flat) those big nice houses you see in Nigerian movies.
house maybe in London, and a beach front house in Miami! 
too much?

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