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FL Gators:
She looks like you, take it or leave it, darl.

Princek12:
Amaka, Uche Jumbo is ight -- she ain't ugly, but she ain't fine, either.

FL Gators:
She looks like a grown up version of THE. AMAKA

beejaei:
@stillwater

It is on my profile. I am not ashamed of myself. I am not one of those people that put MBGN 2008 winner's photograph on their profile.

sjeezy8:
gbabe

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FINE BOY!!! LOL  
*even though we all know this isn't you.

beejaei:
@THE.AMAKA

I guess my search continues. BUt that does not mean  I do not keep in touch with 9ja. Almost all of those MBGN contestants worwor sef. So kini big deal?

Princek12:
I won't swallow my words, but I will swallow my statistics. I admit, they were random.

beejaei:
THE.AMAKA, if that is you, then I may have found what I am looking for. It seems I will go and open one of those "NL, please I am in love with THE.AMAKA" threads. OMG! Ori Iya mi oooo. Person like you dey alive and I never see am? And you seem intellectual from your posts. WHat else am I looking for?

that's who she is. lol
i see you aren't in touch with naija stuvs. who doesnt know her?
oh yeah, she's married. Joseph Yobo just beat you to it. 
i guess. . .

Princek12:
Amaka my sister, abeg no take me too serious ooooo.

SEFAGO:
Sorry theAmaka, I am new to this forum. I forgot I am no more on the politics forum

But your question sounded really naive, so I was shocked. And I am also worried I am talking to someone who is not old enough to be learning such stuff.

SEFAGO:
^ as I confirmed, I am talking to a child- I have given you the classical style of hooking up in college, and you are asking for story- wetin you want me to tell you everything we did? Its ridiculously common, you go to a party, try and hookup with a girl that weekend. You and the girl are usually drunk, you have s.ex, the girl leaves your room and goes back home.

Are you in bloody high school?

SEFAGO:
Why the interest? Anyways its usually at parties, you identify your target, start chatting with, ask her if she wants to dance, then try and make-out with her. If she doesn't agree, dance for a bit, try and put your hand over her butt- if she doesn't agree, then she is not game- look for another girl to try and hook up with. Try it with another girl, and then makeout  if she agrees with her. After sometime, ask her is she wants to leave. If she is ready to go- she would say yes, if not then to quote lagbaja, nothing for you

Usually her girlfriend can cockblock you, so usually you should have a fellow guy to keep her other girlfriends busy.

If you are worried about it, girls do it all the time. No long thing.

So if guys are doing this and you want to do, dont disturb any of his moves. These are all mating signals that have to be followed.

ssumpta:
lollll at all d replies. d guy is in a fix. put urselves in his shoes.
how many of u can honestly admit u've done it all of the time with contra. poo happens.
but poster, accept responsibilty, support her in the pregnancy, even if it means doin some small biz. and just like sb said, dont marry her unless u love her.
when that baby turns 2 smday, and u look at him/her, u wont regret it.

xterra2:
My beloved Naija is not a TERRORIST Nation,
CNN made a report from Kaduna showing an preacher saying that US deserved to be Bombed!!!
Though i am from the north,i think is better that the Government regulate preaching
Weve seen maitsane,Boko haram,kala-kato-the are just embarrasing us a Nigerian
I had plans to stufy inn the US or UK but now,Viola my plans are gone,
Let US call us a terrorist Nation i aint goin to the US,and who cares by the way

tubabie:
Lolzz

I was in a cab and each time the news about the Nigerian Terrorist came up ,which was quite a number of times , the silly Pakistani driving me kept looking into the rear mirror to gauge my reaction.
I pretended not to notice though he was blatant about it.  

semid4lyfe:
Unfortunately, I don't kiss and tell