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Literature › Re: Happy Child Delivery To Smartestpopqueen by TheBlessedMAN: 3:06pm On Apr 17, 2017
Mrlemuel:
Lol, aliens with green head, bulging dark eyes, and two tongue... make them use gv u Mouth Gig :p
lol! Bro i seriously hope Tgold wil get his wife among them.
Literature › Re: Happy Child Delivery To Smartestpopqueen by TheBlessedMAN: 3:05pm On Apr 17, 2017
fiyah:
Congratulations to a sister

@smartestpopqueen..

Happy Delivery Ma'am

I'm soo sorry this came late....
better late than never dear. How have you been? Miss u xo much
Literature › Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by TheBlessedMAN(op): 2:48pm On Apr 17, 2017
jibs4lv:
...good job bro,more update pls but untill den, lemme quickly go and blow whitle o jere!
he don land o bro.
Literature › Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by TheBlessedMAN(op): 2:46pm On Apr 17, 2017
Jambo6630:
TheBlessedMan, congratulations, your konji just won itself another trip to the streets. Great work bros!
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy ah! Na xo o! cheesy cheesy back to the streets!
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Literature › Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by TheBlessedMAN(op): 2:45pm On Apr 17, 2017
ololadeking:
dedicate the next chapter to me bro cuz I read all and still went back to re read from page one,I must say its humour infused with intellect,man like Zeus(what we call Shango here in Greece),let it keep on flowing bro,mor grease to your pen
lolz! U funny o. I wil dedicate the nxt one to u bro. cheesy
Literature › Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by TheBlessedMAN(op): 2:41pm On Apr 17, 2017
Silensa:
TheBlessedMAN even though one thing will surely kill a man, so e better make enjoyment kill am?

anyhow, I just dey follow you like my female crush. ride on man
lolz! cheesy naso jare my bro. To die enjoying beta pas anytin
Literature › Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by TheBlessedMAN(op): 2:40pm On Apr 17, 2017
TemiGURL:
Theblessedman! Weldone o. Am enjoying this
thanx my 6ta. I app it
Literature › Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by TheBlessedMAN(op): 2:39pm On Apr 17, 2017
rattyo3:
You're BUSTED!!! hope Sango is around to bail you out ds time. Oh!! your phone is not with you, how u gonna call him.
LOL grin
cheesy AH! Shango self they fvck up jare bro! cheesy
Literature › Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by TheBlessedMAN(op): 2:37pm On Apr 17, 2017
MissRelly:
The BlessedMan weldone oo bt d sex scene 2 much oo nd dis darious no dey tire 4 sex abeg use shango fire am small
help me tel am o.. My 6ta. Darous na sex addict
Literature › Re: Happy Birthday Babsopey by TheBlessedMAN: 2:01pm On Apr 17, 2017
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its Workers day? No, its Farmers day? No..no. Farmers day na everyday.

Is it Bokoharams day?...no...no.,i don't think the government will be so daft to celebrate that...

Then what is it?
Ebola day? Laelae!

Independence day? Not yet

Megabite free day? Networks don't do that, cos the day they do it will be the day they enter gbese!


Is it Thunder free day? No.. Shango still dey strike people.

Free PETROL day? Hehehehe! For this recession? Laelae


or is it Garri advertisement day?...nooooooo.. As Garri no need advert...

Then what is it?

*after two hours of serious thinking*

oh! Its Babsopey's day! Wow! Thats absolutely worth celebrating.

We celebrate you today Babsopey, wishing you plenty megabites of Life plus abundance network of good health and prosperity to enjoy your browsing on this Internet called EARTH.

Welcome to your birthDAY Bro
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Literature › Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by TheBlessedMAN(op): 1:43pm On Apr 17, 2017
48. COUNTLESS


"I think I heard a sound coming from downstairs" I gently rolled her away on top of me and got down from the bed. I wore my jean and she also got down from the bed still nak3d

The truth is I let anxiety and fear of what might happen if I release took over me

"no one is downstairs Darous, your ear must be hearing another thing from the cloud nine that I was driving you to" She said with a smile and held my hand before I could buckle my belt completely

The room was getting dark, I reached for the light switch. I switched it on and the four wall brackets lights illuminated the room

"see the time" I said pointing to the wall clock "its past six already, your dau.."

"shhhhh." she hushed placing her middle finger on my lips "they won't be back till I pick them up." She began to unbuckle my belt and before I could protest, we heard the sound of a door closing from downstairs

She became instantly attentive before she spoke up

"my daughters are back.." she said hurriedly "Put on your...." she was interrupted by Nike's Voice from downstairs.

"mum! We are home". Echoed from the living room

Doris turned to me with a frightened look featuring on her face

I began to tremble when I see that Doris was also scared. I thought she could handle it, but no, she clearly can't.

If I was caught inside her room I know am in for original embarrasment and that might terminate my temporal stay in this place. And if I should be back on the streets, its only a matter of time before those guys get rid of my shangoic existence

On the contrary, if I wasn't sent out, how do I explain my presence in their mum's room to them? Not to talk of the sweats on my body

"Mum where are you? Darous!... anybody home?" Joke's voice disrupted my thoughts from downstairs. "lets check her in her room". Nike added and the sound of their foot steps became closer and nearer as they seems to be heading upstairs

"how do I get out of here?" I quickly buckled my belt as the footsteps became nearer.

"shhhh...wait here, let me go and meet them" Doris spoke out barely audible

She hurriedly put on her pants and skirts followed by her blouse in less than 30secs and headed for the door

I quickly seek cover behind the breadth of the mighty bed that was directly facing the enterance. I laid flat with my bare chest on the floor, anxiously anticipating how the next moments will unfold

I catch a glimpse of my armless lying on the floor beside the bedstool where the bedlamp was placed. I mentally prayed that they shouldn't come inside. Or else?

From my vantage point, I could only see Doris legs through the space below the furniture upholding the giant bed as I heard the door unlocked.

I could be easily seen from the enterance if anybody just bends down to pick something or look under the bed

Doris opened the door coincidentally just when Joke and Nike made to barge in

"mum!....were you sleeping? We've been calling you from downstairs." Joke declared

I could only see their legs from my point of view, and I could deduct their identity by their complexion

"yea...yes.ss..I was..." Doris stammered probably trying to find an excuse to back up her daughter's insinuation

"and you were'nt picking your phone too, we've been calling you to come and pick us up since 5.30." Nike added

At the mention of phone, I calmfully checked my pockets for my phone. It wasn't there. I glanced around on the floor and saw it lying on the fashion rug at a perpendicular right angle to my position.
It must have fallen off while Doris was getting rid of my jeans

Stretching to pick it was out of option, because there was no way I could pick it without thunder striking my presence in the room and that would be fatal

"you called...my phone?" Doris interrupted my thoughts

"yes, for eight good times mum..we finished at the salon ealier than we thought" replied Nike as she pushed the door wide open and they both entered

Joke marched towards the breadth of the bed and sat down on it, while Nike sat her butt down by its diameter

I remain still as she could easily spot me from her position

I heard Doris heaved a deep sigh and closed the door

"my phone is downstairs... I left it there before I came inside to take a nap when the show on TV was getting boring...." She said as she sat in between her daughters

"mum? your phone downstairs while you sleep? Are you alright mum? This is unusual of you....you and your phone are like 5 and 6...not even sleep can separate you"

"and the way your bedsheets are ruffled means you didn't enjoy your sleep" Nike added

That was followed by some momentary silence and I was having a hard time controlling my heartbeats. It was pounding heavily in my chest

"mum, be sincere, are you still thinking about Dad?" Joke said

"your Dad?..no...no...have gotten past that a long time ago, you yourself can attest to that...am just.." she was interrupted by Nike's voice

"what is Darous cloth doing here?" She voiced out


Ghen! Ghen!!


TBC
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Celebrities › Re: Fan Curious About Mercy Aigbe's 'Bleaching' Secret (Photos) by TheBlessedMAN: 8:29am On Apr 17, 2017
they go bleach bleach bleach so tey, u go they see rainbow colour for their body. Green ear, brown eyes, blue face, black nose and red lips. But to know their real colour, just trace it down to the crack of their asshole.. Wetin u go see go suprise you.
Crime › Re: FBI Declares Nigerian Wanted For $5 Million Email Scam by TheBlessedMAN: 8:19am On Apr 17, 2017
BUSTED YAHOO BOY!!

THE HAND OF THUNDER HAVE FINALLY CAUGHT UP WITH YOU
Literature › Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by TheBlessedMAN(op): 8:18am On Apr 17, 2017
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drop a simple kudos for the writter. THEBLESSEDMAN, morning to yhu sir. Any breakfast?
bro, ah still dey cook am o. Abeg no vex. It wil drop soon
Literature › Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by TheBlessedMAN(op): 7:42am On Apr 17, 2017
yungeez:
lol...anything cn happen in d world of football, jst have faith
na xo, but such things don't happen twice.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is God And Jesus The Same? Asin Jesus Is God? by TheBlessedMAN(op): 6:56am On Apr 17, 2017
:X
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Kumuyi Reveals Nigeria's Crisis Will End Soon by TheBlessedMAN: 11:44pm On Apr 16, 2017
Stevengold:
It is disheartening and childish for u to make such statements. U for ask Jesus to come down deliver them na. As u no get sense.
shebi u get sense? Where has ur sense gotten you? You are nothing but a witless fool. U need attention, but am sorry i can't give u. Kill urzlf idiot
Christianity Etc › Re: Is God And Jesus The Same? Asin Jesus Is God? by TheBlessedMAN(op): 11:40pm On Apr 16, 2017
thorpido:
Jesus is the Spirit of God.The Spirit of God is God.
ur statement, is too complicated. Please explain in simpler terms
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Kumuyi Reveals Nigeria's Crisis Will End Soon by TheBlessedMAN: 11:15pm On Apr 16, 2017
Stevengold:
Ur demon strong, pray u get delivered on time.
its a pity to know that a handsome man like u stil believe in those shìts. If deliverance is real, why can't your pastors deliver the whole chibok girls? Ans me bro
Literature › Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by TheBlessedMAN(op): 11:13pm On Apr 16, 2017
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encouragement for the writer.
twill be ready soon
Christianity Etc › Is God And Jesus The Same? Asin Jesus Is God? by TheBlessedMAN(op): 11:10pm On Apr 16, 2017
WHO IS GOD? And WHO IS JESUS?

Are they the same as in 2 in 1? Or two different set of people?

Some will say Jesus is God and back it up with John 1 verse 1.

While some will argue that Jesus is the son of God and back it up with verses like John 1 v 41, matthew 16 v 16, colossians 1 v 15.

Now lets hear it from you, Who is Jesus and God?


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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Kumuyi Reveals Nigeria's Crisis Will End Soon by TheBlessedMAN: 10:42pm On Apr 16, 2017
Make all this pastors go sit down jare. A pastor that can not give me 10 sure odds, is that one a pastor?
Literature › Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by TheBlessedMAN(op): 10:14pm On Apr 16, 2017
TemiGURL:
Theblessedman, am stil waiting for the update o. Abi make ah go sleep?
it wil drop soon my dear. Thanx 4 staying tuned
Literature › Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by TheBlessedMAN(op): 10:13pm On Apr 16, 2017
Ifecoded:
Lol.. Ghost Readers Busted again.
Thumbs Up TheBlessedman and PrinceOFprince the continuity man.
Chelsea fall ma hand today, may God punish Costa such a Useless man.
bro ah don tire 4 costa no be small. That guy is gradually becoming a liability.
Literature › Re: Tradition - A Story by TheBlessedMAN:
cheesy cheesy cheesy hehehehehe! The hand of Thunder have finally caught up with Freda... cheesy cheesy . Everyday na for pikin wey dey thief meat from inside pot, but all hin mama need to bust am na just one day.

Freda don enter SHANGO's EFCC net.

I am watching in higher coma of 3D with a Handy thunder to see how my wife will elusively let her escape this time around.

Dear Chumzypinky, you and your Freda will not escape this time around if you try to do any Thunder break like prison break with Freda. I promise you that.
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Literature › Re: Happy Child Delivery To Smartestpopqueen by TheBlessedMAN: 8:37pm On Apr 16, 2017
Opeoluwa99:
Congratulations ma
An April born, she is the answer to your prayers
Bless you ma
grabs Opeoluwa by her blouse. "where have you been since all this years? Eh? Been looking for you...answer me now!"
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Literature › Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by TheBlessedMAN(op): 8:35pm On Apr 16, 2017
marianneada:
Three gbosas to you, cant stop laughing at your sense of humour , you're a wonderful writer, more strength to u. HAPPY EASTER smiley
cheesy 500 times 80million divided by thunder gbosa's for you too my dear sister. You are a great boss o cheesy
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Literature › Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by TheBlessedMAN(op): 8:31pm On Apr 16, 2017
marvwhite:
i have seen 'COUNTLESS' suspence,but this is just too 'much'.....(pun intended).



Keep the good work sir..
thank u bro. Updating soon
Literature › Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by TheBlessedMAN(op): 8:31pm On Apr 16, 2017
[quote author yungeez post=55626451]confirm!, if u think say we fit stage anoda comeback on wednesday, update us dis evening[/quote]hmm.. I can't be intimidated bro. Barca can nt upstage another comeback jare.
Literature › Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by TheBlessedMAN(op): 8:29pm On Apr 16, 2017
koliteoriks1:
I be Chelsea fan give me update wey go cool My temper
lolz... Take heart my bro. Nothing do you
Literature › Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by TheBlessedMAN(op): 6:57pm On Apr 16, 2017
GindoX:
Chaiiiiiii! Theblessedman u be real man...
cheesy wat abt u? U be fake man?
Literature › Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by TheBlessedMAN(op): 6:55pm On Apr 16, 2017
LeChris:
High 5 to Man U!!! TheBlessedMan, Man U fans need just one blissfull update...
i wil try my best sir. cheesy

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