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44. COUNTLESS

Dedicated to SmartestpopQUEEN (the latest mum on NL)

Chucks took me to their house, they lived in a 4 bedroom flat, painted in green colour and a very spacious compound. At one side of the compound, adjacent to the park lane, was a dog house

Chucks ushered me inside the house but i declined, based on reasons that was unknown to him. His brother might be at home and i don't have any intention of confronting him yet

I stood beside the pear tree close to the fence

Chucks went inside and came out few minutes later, holding an iphone5 silver colour phone with a chilled Can malt

"your number bro" he said as he handed me the Can malt

"081COUNTLESS". I replied
I opened the drinks and gulped it slowly

"ok bro. abeg no forget your promise o, anyway, since ah don get your digit, i go dey beep you everytime, make you no go forget" he ranted

"don't worry about that..anyway, thanks for the malt." I said as
he escorted me out of their compound

I need to know how far he's really into Nike, because my plans solely depends on it. Therefore i threw him a wily question

"Chucks...but why are you so bent on dating my sister? Its not as if you no get the resources to get better girls na? Or is this another game of chop and run?" i spoke outrightly

"bro, na because of my brother o.."

"your brother? You mean.....erm....Uche your younger bro?" i asked curiously

"no, na bro Charles...na everytime he and his paddy dey whyne me say, ah no fit get better girlfriend than them..and i swear to him that none of his girlfriend go ever posh pass the next babe wey ah go get..."
he said boastfully

"so you mean to say, you just want to use my sister as a show off?"

"no be like that bro...truly, i like your sister very much..but thats also the reason why i want her to be my girlfriend" he said conclusively

We got to the next junction and we departed

***

Few distance to the Adejoke's house my phone rang. I withdraw it from my pockets. It was an unsaved number. I picked it thinking it was Chucks calling to confirm the number i gave him

"hello Chucks, wetin...." a whimper sound echoed from the other end of the phone

"Darous....why...why are you doing this to me?...did i deserve this?...even if i offended you, all you have to do is to tell me...is it because you know that i can't do without you?....is that why you are doing this to me?...eh?". Oh! Shìt..it was Adedoyin. Remember have been ignoring her calls during the last two weeks of my abstainance from Sex

"erm...am sorry...it is not like that, have just been busy dear....i never mean to make you feel bad." i responded feigning an awful sound

"and does that busy-ness stop you from picking my calls?. Do you know how many times have called you with my number and you didn't pick up. I now used my cousins line to call you, its now that you picked it...this isn't fair Darous..." she accused amid sobs

I was silent for some secs, racking my brain for what to say

"um...how can i make it up to you?..." i asked, hoping that will make her feel better

"just come and see me...only when i see you will i be happy..."she replied sounding slightly cheerful

"ok..i promise to see you soon"

"what about tomorrow?..can you come and spend the whole of tomorrow with me?"

"tomorrow? Sunday?...ah..don't think so...i will..."

"will be busy again?...why are you doing this to me?...this isn't how we discussed it o...remember you took an.....i mean you promised to....erm...always be with me Darous,..why are you now swallowing your words?"

I was already getting tired of her whyning and incensant accusations. So i promised to try my best to see her the next day. She ended the call conclusively on a much lighter mood

***

I got home to the absence of Nike and Joke. Their mum was watching a pageant show on cable when i walked into the living room

"where have you been? Mr Man?". She queried after i greeted her

"I took a stroll out maam..i went with Nike, but she came back early". I replied walking over to the freezer. I opened it and took out a table water. I gulped it to half and marched towards the sitting room. I sat down obtuse to her position

All this while, her gaze have been following all my actions

She stared at me for a while before she broke the silence

"why do i feel as if you are avoiding me?" she said inquisitively

"how do you mean?" i asked awkardly

"seems like you don't want to keep to your reply anymore...two weeks have passed and you still not making advances towards the issue we discussed". She stated

"am sorry maam. Just that, i have a lot going on in my mind right now...you know, the robbers are still issueing their threats....and"

"why don't you just go to the police?" she cuts in

I chuckled lightly "police? So that they can arrest me again for disturbing them? And asking me to pay 1m for violating the law?..no thanks" I replied rhetorically

TemiGURL:
Where is theblessedman. Update for us please. Suspense is killing!

update will surely drop today dear. Thanks dear. Just been busy dear

pFolar:
Oooops! THEbleSSEDmaN! keEP it UP O. YoU ARE REAlly goinG faR IN liFE. WEldone Is all i caN saY!

thank u love. Thanx 4 always being there

yellow237:
this one na real Game on TheBlessedMan abeg ride on I dey ur back.this ur updates
na bomb back to back,iyalaya anybody wey wan block ur way

THANX bro

MRLEMUEL, ROHY, TGOLD... Smartestpopqueen has given us a baby girl!

olihilistic:
Theblessedman baba I sight you viewing. Any bone for the dogs??

bro! I dey cook am o! Its almost done

bimberry1307:
e dey do press up abi?

sure jare my sister

43. COUNTLESS


I now remember her face very well. She's the mother of the guy that identified my pics at the D.P.O's office

My mind suddenly started searching for ways in which i can get close to one of her boys.

"mum, ah no like wetin you dey do to me o, why you go dey side Uche na, tell him to give me my ticket" the guy cried out.

"you still talking about the stu*id ticket?.......iye nke ta oji na gbo! Kai un run na aba, katun run na le leh ayan" she lamented in their ibo language, but am sorry, i can't subtitle it for you in English

"Please be easy on him ma...we are pulling audience already" Nike said amicably probably trying to make the woman realize that she's already pulling peoples attention towards us

Her words seems to have an effect on the woman as she hesitantly grabbed the young boy and walked away

***

I walked the guy to a nearby apple tree. Nike followed us closely

"dude, you self fvck up o..why you go dey beat your brother na..?" i said as he leaned his back against the tree

He dusted his rumpled trousers and shook his head

"no mind me jare bro...na that idiot cos am na...." he paused

"wetin happen gan self, wetin cause the palava..!" i inquired

"imagine, i gave him 1k to play game for me in Bet9ja shop," he began. "inside the game, i carry Arsenal to beat crystal palace, Barca to beat Juve, plus some other games. The potential winning na 25k but the idiot come go play another thing, he go carry crystal palace to beat Arsenal and Juve to beat Barca... Shey you understand bro?.." i nodded and he continued

"he come back after playing the game. He give me the ticket, and when ah kon check the potential winning, ah kon see 80k instead of 25k. Na that time i kon see say na another thing he go play for me. I vex for am, i tell him to give me my 1k wey i give am to stake the game."

"he no come give you?" I cut in agogly

"no, he give me my money and i give him the ticket..."

"wetin kon cause the deadly fight?" Nike asked, probably getting impatient about the whole situation

"the ticket kon come as Crystal palace beat Arsenal and Juve self beat Barca....."

"you mean the 80 thousand naira ticket won?" Nike asked. He nodded and continued

"I come tell him to come collect the 1k, that he should give me my ticket, but the idiot no wan give me...he talk say shebi i don reject am and he don pay me"

"why should he gi...." Nike said, obviously wanted to blame the guy, but i cut in.

"bro, i dey your back jare... Chai! gawd save that brother of yours say ah no quick know say na wetin happen be that.. I for help you collect the ticket from him....abeg no vex" i said farcely.

Nike shot me a sceptical look. I just shrugged it off as the guy responded

"its nothing jare my brother......" he paused. "abeg bro wetin be time?" he asked. I checked my rolex watch and told him what it says in a complicated way

"time na 30 minus 20 divided by 2 minutes to 12'oclock" i answered hedgely

Confusion errupted on his face

"what! Bro na time i ask no be pythagoras theorem na!?" he queried

"just do the maths yourself na..." Nike told him

He shot me a funny look probably trying to solve the equation mentally

After some secs, he busted into laughter.

"bro,...you funny o..you should have just give me a straight answer instead of that one na......." he said smiling

"nothing comes easy in this country na? Even to check the time na war" i replied

"seriously, you are funny o.. i wish to know you more bro..."

I mentally gave myself a thumbs up. My plan is working. I want to get close to him, but i want him to be the initiator

"Darous, we got to go...its getting sunny" Nike whispered

I leaned over at her and murmured some words to her. She bade the guy a goodbye. he thanked her and she left

I watched him keenly as he followed Nike's movement with his gaze on her body

"na this area you base?" i asked, snapping him out of his flirty glare

"our house is near that area...just around that corner" he replied.

"alright..i got to go". I said. Hoping he will stop me.

"wait bro, abeg make i know your name na?"

"Darousmart....but you can just call me Darous" i replied

"hmmmm...you are smart indeed...na only smart niggaz like you fit date posh girls like that one" he said referring to Nike

I feigned blushing and told him that Nike is just like a sister to me

"chineke!" he lamented effusively "bro, i like that girl o...i swear i don dey eye her since she kon separate us......."

i cut in "you make it sound as if you are ready to dab infront of a moving trailer if she ask you to do so" i said sarcastically

"you don get am bro! Na the fact be that..."

"i can help you talk to her sha..." i replied with a wide grin

"really!" he shouted in utter amazement "bro na me go happy pass....i swear, i go forever remain indebted to you" he said ebulliently

'hmmmm.... I seriously hope you mean that'. I thought'

"whats your name?" i asked

"Chukwudi..but just...just call me Chucks" he replied smiling

GAME ON!!


TBC

kingzohlala:
TheBlessedMAN... this is my first time ever on making a comment.. I'm not really good with words.. Just want to tell you that you're really blessed and your work is so exceptional.. keep it up brother. One ❤

thanx 4 taking your time to comment. Thank you bro. Its good to read ur comment

Musampa73:
TheBlessedD1ck haa sorry TheblessedMan you are highly carried and tinpayon with this your story, infact one Igbesoke for u.

Ride On...

me theblesseddick? The thunder wey i reserve 4 u eh?

bimberry1307:
the blessed of TheBlessedMAN, wedon sir /in falz's voice/. I dey gbadun you like I gbadun agbalumo

no mind musampa7 jare my dear. Thank u 4 masturbating with me

oluwaseun15:
Woooooooooow,more grace and inspiration.......

thank u dear. I love u juvestically

yousooph:
nice write up. kudos

thanks for coming out of ghost mode!

ROYH:
hehehe, baba o, this your greeting contain many tuale, i doubble dab for you jawe my NL Crush ( haters Will say na gay)... Abeg, no be say i no like am oh or i dey do shakara but if you wan give something, give me what i will be proud of na, 90yrs granny , haba, when the likes of Tboss and co is there, abeg, shey be na give you take give me, okay, me wan kuku Dash You Back With No Comission Or VAT.

i tripple dab for u oga mi..u are ageistically mouthed!

PrinceOFprince:
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this is your chance to drop sumthing for the author guys...be cheerful

lolz bro! U are something else. I love you gaytically bro.

ROYH:
Hehehe, Keep It Mate, Awon Eleyi A Fi Gbale Yowo Lapo E O Le Gba Debt Alert...
TheBlessedMan Head Tight Gan O, For His Kunkunlu Head To Pay That Yeye Woman...
As In Mama Daniel Or What, The One Darous Beat Up Thinking He Was One Of Those Guys That Trailed Him At Funnab Gtb To His ABODE.
Yes, That Woman , I Think She's The One...

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The Suspense This Last Update Carry Pass Efe Money O, Keep It Bro, Your Head They There Like Swollen Pooci.

hey my partner in crime...brother from another mother...client from another hell...student from another school... I hail o. I owe you one grandma pvssy! Show 4 my place this weekend, we go talk how i go tay arrange u with my 90yr old granny. Na free of charge...you dnt hav to pay anything.

Creeza:
thank u, atleast one person has sense here

oh! Don't take it the hard way bro!

pFolar:
Hmmmmm this one PasS MY LEVEL O. I dey try reaSON the WomAN buT i no KnoW am. JuST DROP the neXT updATE anD I wil know the WomaN

Darous...welDONE!

olodo o ba one!

Creeza:
same thought here

chai...how u tey pass una waec? You and pfolar? U guys dey fall my hand o

Hadampson:
Am short of words walahi buh it is a must dat i drop something for work weldone

TheblessedMAN, i can't find a right word or adjective to qualify ur work coz iffa say GREAT, the word "great" is an understatement. Keep it up bro. the sky is ur starting point.

princeofprince.. tanx 4 reminding me

bro... U be agbawo jare... Agbawo ni darego!

PamelB:
wehdonsir. your story is a hit, back to back. keep it up joor and pls, ayam longing for more

lolz...my dear..i dey gbadun you like arsenal dey gbadun wenger... I love u sporadically

Musampa73:
PATIENCE IS A GREAT VIRTUE

absolutely bro