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Cyberrex:thank u bro. Thanks alot |
pFolar:the mods disturber! I hail o |
pFolar:hmm. Typical of a lady |
talk2saintify:u ar outrightly pardoned bro |
mickybeejay:sure. Very soon |
Damibiz:welcm bro |
Happy naming ceremony to princeofprince and smartestpopqueen. May the new baby live long enough to witness 110 more years on earth in gud health and prosperity. Amen |
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Tgold1:bamboo? Ahahah! Ogbeni..take am easy na..bamboo ke? |
gtin:u sure? U make it sound as if he dey pain u... Say she dey help me |
50. COUNTLESS I waited for Joke and Doris to arrive before I sluggishly opened my eyes just to avoid the simultaneous equation in Nike's face "oh Darous! Have been so worried!" Joke said as she rushed over to me and gave me an emotional kiss on the lips but in my own treacherous mind, a lot of thoughts was running through it I don't deserve your love Joke, you would definitely hit a sledge hammer on my dck if you know that the Mouth you are kissing just ate your mum's pussee some moments ago You would definitely detest me forever if you know that I just finished pumelling the tunnel you passed into this world Joke, in simpler terms, I just finished fvcking your mum I know I was helping your mum, but am doing it at your own detriment. Please am sorry! Those were the thoughts that kept on rattling in my brain as she kissed me emotionally I hated myself for thinking that way, but I can't help it at that moment The kiss seemed to last forever but in reality it was less than twenty seconds as she pulled out. She shot me a frank look before she spoke "your lips tastes somehow tangy" Ofcourse, it would, It just did a thorough baptism in your mummy's pussee. I thought inwardly as She disengaged from me and backed away leaving a little distance between us "hope am free to go now, since you lovebirds have found eachother" Doris said before I could come up with any feeble explanation to Joke's previous accusation "thanks mum! You are the best mum in the world. Thanks for helping me to look for him". Joke said appreciatively to her mum. I waited for Doris to leave before I spoke for the first time in the last 1hour "wait..what happened? Why do you guys looked so worried?" I questioned as I rose up from the chair and focused my eyes on Joke's face. "don't mind my sister Jare, she always get downhearted on any small issue concerning you" Nike said and I was forced to look at her "hmm..I see...thank you for everything jare...." I told Nike. She gave me a demure smile "what are you thanking her for.?" Joke spoke outrightly, and I was astounded of my own stupidity "erm....just that...I just fe.." I stammared before Nike came to my rescue "he must be thanking me for being the person out of the three of us that found him first" Joke shot me a 'REALLY?' gaze and I nodded affirmatively "Miss Founder, thanklu youuuu belli much" Joke said in a baby tone."can you excuse us abegggi?" she stressed at Nike Nike smiled and turned abruptly and headed inside This girl is really something else... I'm so lucky for everything she's done for me in the last awkard moments. My still being in that house was because of her "hmn..hmn!" Joke coughed gently to snap me out of my thoughts. "seems your mind is elsewhere" "ah..no not atall...just thinking about how am so lucky to have you in my life...you are my priceless jewel....". I held her by the shoulder so our gaze was now directly proportional to eachother. I could see the love, care and affection running in her pupil. Her innocent and beautiful face portrays nothing but undilluted amount of tenderness and mildness Without any stubborn doubts, this girl is really inlove with me But fate has just hit her a fatal blow by making her fall for a pussee hunter like me I can't ascertain what I really feel for her yet, but I know it isn't Love. But I need to play along if I don't want to hurt her. 'I thought. The traces of tears started to form in her eyes as I continue to shower her with sweetwords from my sugarcoated mouth. I bent my head down and placed a deep kiss on her succulent lips. She reciprocated it as she opened her mouth wider, allowing my pussee flavoured tongue an easy access to her mouth The natural air breezing against my bare chest did nothing but add a new stir of passion to the ongoing chemistry between us. Its feels as if we are the only people left in the world while everybody else have relocated to thunder planet She withdrew from the kiss after some seconds and took a deep look into my eyes Guys let me tell you, When someone is truly beautiful, you don't need any halogen light to see their face in any kind of darkness Her natural fair complexion was radiating under the coloured bulb that was illuminating the terrace She locked her stare in my eyes and I was afraid she might have detected my dreadful deeds through the kiss we just shared I was starting to feel uneasy and anxious before she broke the silence "Darous do you Love me?" She said with the most gentle and cool voice that nearly scatter my brains I was mesmerised or let me say manipulated or even blackmailed by the sonority in her voice as I screamed "YES! Yes! I LOVE YOU JOKE! I love you". Without thinking atall I guess my brain always malfunction at the sight of beauty. It has happened COUNTLESSLY and am begining to hate it "you now own my HEART Darous...please handle it with care" she said with a beautiful smile Can I really do that? Only time will tell TBC |
Ali1king:u dey vex? Eh? |
cbngov01:lolz! Nt gonna happen |
Seunfunmi18:thanx bro. But please desist frm quoting the whole update next time. Just click on the (Reply) icon. Thanx |
pFolar:lolz. My dear, you are calling the whole mods to this story? Am humbled o. ![]() |
samuel19222:thanq bro. Thanx alot |
49. COUNTLESS "what! Which cloth?" Joke said and seems startled with the way she rose up abruptly from the bed Oh gawd of thunder, please deliever me from this, pls! I promise to be loyal to you till the end of time I promise to get you a house in lekki phase one if I get out of this unscathed I promise to stop sending insultive message to your voicemail if you turn this impending problem away from my head I prayed fervently to the only gawd I've known my entire 29years in life My heart beat was pounding very fast. It seems as if it will burst out of its ribcage I watched with frightened eyes as Nike's leg marched over to my Stephen Curry's armless and picked it up "mum, was Darous in here before?" Joke queried I closed my eyes and hope Shango could just use his thunder to take me outside. I don't mind it scattering my body into pieces in the process I concluded that its better than facing whats about to happen to me "he...he must have left it here when....erm when I asked him to help me ....plug...erm..erm...the fan" Doris stuttered with a slight trembling voice I prayed silently again to Shango to make Joke and Nike swallow the feeble lie Seems my prayer was answered as Nike spoke within the second "really, the work must be kind of stressful for him to have forgotten his cloths." "Mum, where is he? Is he around? We've checked his room and he wasn't there". Joke stressed out Death will soon locate me with the way this awkard situation is heading. The tension was too much "he...left here before I slept, he said he wants to get a tool from the Gen house." Doris replied, but she applied more courage to her voice this time All this while I never stopped communicating with Shango "since when? He should have been back by now." there was a silence and if not for the OX breeze that was masking the sound of our respective heartbeats, am sure they would have detected my presence with the way my heart was wrestling within me "don't worry yourself too much dear, he is a grown up, and he can han..." Doris was saying before she was interrupted by Joke "I know he can handle himself mum, but...but am just worried because of his situation with those basta*d gangs." Her voice was laced with worry and agitation I can't help but feel guilty for making her feel worried unnecessarily. She has done nothing but help me throughout our almost 1month relationship 'DAROUS, you be born idiot o' I told myself. Ironically, I could feel my konji was still semi hard. 'you better behave yourself, or I will cut you off this night' i warned my dck and it became flaccid instantly. 'IDIOT' "let me call him" She added and I realise that this is the real sequel of trouble. My phone is lying few feets away from me. If she dialed it, it will ring out loud and Doris will be caught offgaurd because am not sure she's aware of my phone's presence in the room Besides that, if anybody except Doris picked it up, there is absolutely no way I won't be seen 'YOUNG JOHN THE WICKED PRODUCER, skibo robo skibo, skibor rorbor skibor...ooooosheeyy badest, baami loke o.....' My phone boomed out. I watched anxiously as Nike's leg marched towards my phone. I closed my eyes hoping to hear something like 'WHAT! UNCLE DAROUS? What are you doing beside my mum's bed?'. I was avidly waiting for that statement for more than 5secs as my phone stopped ringing but that statement never came. I slowly opened my right eyes while leaving the left closed only to see a thumbs up sign pointing downwards from Nike's right hand while she used her left hand to pick up the phone My brain was trying hard to find the X in the simultaneous equation that just erupted from this awkard situation "his phone here too?" Joke voiced out astoundedly "maybe he left it here when he went out" Nike replied "the more reason why am worried mum!...if anything happened to him.....mum...I can't forgive.....myself mum" Joke said with a sobbing sound "lets look for him in the compound! Instead of worrying about what we are not sure of." Doris said and I could see all the six legs marched hurriedly towards the door I waited for 5 secs to make sure they are far away from the room before I rushed out from my detention I looked around and decided to just walk out without taking my armless With a rare spark of genius thinking, I headed towards the kitchen terrace where Doris and I had our discussion the previous night It was dark outside save for the fence lights that illuminated the compound Fortunately the two plastic chairs was still there. I sat on one and placed my legs on the second I could hear Joke's voice calling my name, followed by Doris hypocritic voice shouting my name from the compound. Moments later, I heard their footsteps coming towards the kitchen. I quickly pretended to be asleep. "oh my Gawd! He's here mum! Joke! Darous is here. He's asleep here!" I heard Nike's voice cried out from my pretended slumber state Shango be PRAISED!!! T.B.C |
Chumzypinky:it is always pointless to argue with an angry woman. *thinking mode activated* How can I compensate you ooooo? Ok. Since you are carrying twins in ur belle, as your caring hubby, just transfer the less sturborn among them to me using *600#. I will help you give birth to one and you will give birth to the other. Fair enough. Oya transfer now that my period have started. Am waiting in the delievery room for you. |
Mrlemuel:ah don expert pass vaseline bro. I fit mastarbate with hard rocks. Ah no need any lubricant. |
AugustineSilva:ah no b shango prince alone o bro, ah be shango crown prince |
cbngov01:arsenal's match? People stil dey support arsenal? Chai! |
baby kwantinu.. Am gbaduing u. U ar mouthed. |
Chumzypinky:you think i dnt knw ur whereabouts? Thats a thunder provocative accusation. And you are only pardoned becos you are my wife which makes you immune to Thunder. Your bed, cloths, foods, books, families, and loved ones are still on earth, i have a tracking devise in the sky thats constantly monitoring your movements. But unless you are heading to Pluto for your shopping, I still got my eyes on u dear. |
cbngov01:u fine reach me? Abeg! Thats the 2013 version of me when the events were happening to me. U wey resemble our labour prefect at Egba comprehensive High school... ![]() |
yungeez:check it na. Or scroll up |
Silensa:@bolded. Am not saying you shouldn't date her o. But Just know that, I just got Shango a new apartment in lekki phase two, so his head office is now in a very serene environment.. He his very happy right now And he asked me to give him just 2 assignments. I just gave him one, because NEPA just took the light. Don't make me waste the 2nd on u by turning u to her side fowl, not only side chick. |
fiyah:how sweet of you dear! Only u knw how to make me masturbate. But i wil do it in d evening when the sun is down. Its freaking hot right now. Too much friction and hot temperature can burn my konji. Thanks dear ![]() |
Mrlemuel: u no go kill me with laughter! ![]() |
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