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pFolar:
Theblessed of theblessedman, giving uS the MosT BLESSED UPDATE. That Joke is a drama queen o.. So she can walk all this time? Fake lifE? well, i await what heR reasonS wilL bE

TemiGURL:
Yeeeepa! Joke on her feet? This is getting more complicated.

Go on shango guy

thanx shango girl

PrettyMizQdot:
@ TheBlessedMAN mor inspiration 2 yah upstair.
@PrinceOFprince.. tenks 4 reminding me to rememba 2 comment

thank u dear. I love u gaseouslitically.

hatchetman:
bomb? o...omor ma guy u r d hiroshima sent to destroy my boredom..dis ur story make senxe no b small...my guy more inspiraration to u jare...kip it goin..

thanks sir. You ar kerosenically mouthed

bossy512:
Waooo, a whole me, Sango man thanks for the dedication, am highly grateful, more wisdom and knowledge in the Mighty Name of Jesus, thanks

uwlcm love. I love you petrolically

stephenGee12:
This princofforcasting of a guy. Must be the biological son of ode. Haba u wicked more than half a page to update. U had beta migrate wella.
I even thought son of shango had updated quickly to avoid a daily dosage of foreign thunder and lighting. Not knowing dat it was one(don't let me say it) that actually in his own sense updated.

Son of shango remind me to send u #1000 card for lighting and thunder subscription. U be da bomb

thank u sir. Thanks for commenting

PrinceOFprince:
Wow! This is outrageous! Joke on her feet? Joke the disabled beauty on her feet? Darous is truly in a state of unexpected.

Theblessedman, you ar truly da bomb. B.O.M.B.

bomb? Funny u

Adesina12:
TheBlessedMAN of shango congrats
You are married officially to Joke

married? U funny o.. How?

38. COUNTLESS

Dedicated to Bossy512


I sat down on the couch. Nike helped her sister to the three sitter sofa close to mine. An indian film titled Married Again was on display on the screen of the giant plasma t.v

Everybody's attention was subscribed to the film which was really interesting until the PHCN did their trademark

Nike directed me to the Gen-house where i powered up the gen. The time was past eleven by the time i returned to the sitting room

Nike marched towards the kitchen. I watched her hour glass physique entered and came back few mins later with two dishes in her hands. Each containing semo and ugwu soup with meats. She set it down on the small stool beside me

"how do you know that am feeling hungry?"

"i don't know, but since its past dinner already, you have to eat." she replied as she approached the freezer and came back with a chilled table water

She sat down beside Joke and both returned their attention to the film.

I began to devour the food hungrily. Twenty minutes later, i was through with the food. Nike cleared the dishes and came back to sit beside her sister

"thank you so much again Uncle Darous for everything." Nike said flashing me her beautiful dentition

"you don't have to thank me for anything! There's nothing special in what i did for you guys. I only did what any other sane human being would have done!" I paused, "Please stop making an ordinary F.A cup trophy look like a Champions league jare.." I concluded feigning a frown

"alright...if you say so" Joke said with a feral grin

As the film went on, I began to reminisce about the recent events that took turns in my life. It seems like i just accepted a friend request from Trouble itself.

Why's my life turning out like this? Threats upon threats? Some random guys wanna kill me? Now another psychotic father is threatning me again? Gawd of thunder...whats going on with me?
I need to know the root of whats happening

I took the remote control and paused the film to download the ladies attention

"erm..ladies, i think you both just welcomed me to the family..thanks for that.. but apparently, i still feel like a total stranger to you guys. Now i think you should atleast tell me what the whole APC vs PDP was all about!."

Joke and Nike both exchange glances. I waited for them to speak up, but when i realised that they weren't ready to speak, i hit a sledge hammer on the silence

"you guys should first of all know that, am now practically a part of this issue....reason is, your mum just introduce me to your dad as her....hmmmm...you know, her boy....fri..end." i stammered and paused to check the signals of their reactions, getting none, i proceeded "Secondly, he just threatened us all. So i think its just reasonable enough of me to want to know the book of Genesis of this issue so that i can be prepared for what to expect in its book of Revelation if i don't want to end up in amaggedon!" i said drawing breath on the last word

They exchanged glances again, and both returned their stares at me. The silence and stares was prolonged to almost two minutes before Nike spoke up

"Big sis," she said facing her sister " i think he's right. He has a right to know."

"i know, but what about mum? Will she feel ok with us telling him?" she asked Nike rhetorically with a confused look

"you think your mum will be upset you told me about what i deserve to know? Then what happen to 'welcome to the family'? Joke?" i was starting to feel exasperated

"no..don't get me wrong dear, not that we can't tell you. But...i just think you should exercise a little patience. You will get to know sooner or later". She explained

"and when will that later be? Is it when your dad gets even with our collective ugly asses? Eh?...i have a pro-mess already with some crazy idiots that wants to kill me, and now am probably on top of your dads most wanted list!....right now, all i can feel is like, everybody have signed a contract with the devil to take ruining my life as a full time job!" i paused to catch my breath. Their faces portrays a confused look. "ladies, am sorry if am being too obstinate or paranoid....I just don't have the luxury of time and patience right now!" i lamented with a great feeling of exasperation

Joke buried her head in her palms and, for one sec, i thought she was crying. She looked up and heaved a deep sigh

"you want to know everything? Then you have to swear to me that, none of it will ever be blabbed to any other person by you". Joke stated subtly

"i crossed my heart and hope to die if i ever attempt to say any of it to anyone". I declared solemnly with the sign of the cross

"fair enough...Darous, our family was the most happiest one on earth until two years ago when i had to start living a fake life". Joke stated mystically

"fa..ke life?" i questioned

I watched in total awe as Joke rose up gently and stood firmly on her feet

I was left in total bewilderment!


TBC

kelvinhilton:
Sango's partner in crime!! Come and bleas us with ur update!!.

very soon bro

Hmmm. Updating Soon

Kamelot77:
so intrestin...........cant wait for the next updates

TemiGURL:
Mr Darous or mr Theblessedman, please update o! We dey expect update

stil cooking

bossy512:
Wehdone, we are waiting

sweetheart, i owe you a dedication

phaphajherry:
NIXE KEEP IT ROLLING NEXT UPDATE

no p bro. Thanx 4 commentin

Pizzarooo:
Interesting Story so far... Please keep it rolling.

thankz for commenting bro. Thanx

MissRelly:
Wow!The Blessed Man,u are doing great but wait let me catch up with u guys b4 i comment properly nd thanks 4 d mention

thankz dear. I app the comment.. U are thunderlistically welcomed

Ifecoded:
Lol... Nazo dem girls dey always make am look like guys re taking advantage of them.. Where as we re doing them great favour
That region (pucci) can get rusty if it's not oiled and greased fervently.

and am guessing you have a doctorate degree in Pussyorlogy...

Ifecoded:
It may look like you taking advantage of her buh on a more serious note........ She really needs it, you're helping her ministry theblessedman

oh! am lafin in pvssy language.. U funny o

Adesina12:
The son of shango will screw mother and children I bet it

You will recall that mother already identified him with Beatrice at the club

The mother is also a paroooo at the club....just wait a bit...you will see competition among them in the house

Abi TheBlessedMAN

ah see my life o. Thats nt true o...remember that the husband don threaten us?

PrinceOFprince:
I always had a feeling that, there's much more to being theBLESSEDMAN than just making funny sarcastic comments.

thankx for the compliment bro

GindoX:
O ṣeé èee. I go dey give dem bit by bit

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Ifecoded:
What do you expect from TheBlessedMan? Those that re not blessed sef dey try not to talk of theblessedman
I could have been surprised if he's not doing awesomely wonderful. Thumbs Up Gee
Can't wait to see you screwing Joke.... Lol

screw who? Isn't that like taking adv of her?

SmartestPopQUEEN:
Its quite an enthralling story. Please Kwantinue

thank u my 6ta frm another mum

pFolar:
'welcome to the family'. That is the statement of the year....

Theblessedman, There's nothinG i wanT to saY abouT you that otherS havE noT said alreadY. But you are a genius... Keep it up.

thanks love. U are the best. I owe u a dedication

Right on point bro!

Damibiz:
That is the best thing man,jst walk alway nd leave them

GindoX:
Theblessedman, please permission to share Ur story in a whatsapp group... Í No want make Sango fire me thunder

am nt stopping u bro...buh i suggest u wait til i finish the story