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Damibiz:it goes against everything moral. I wil rather walk away than lay my fingers on a woman. |
37. COUNTLESS The door suddenly flew open and we both directed our gaze towards it, only to see the panting figure of Nike coming inside "ple..ase..you have to come and help me, i can't separate....them" She said sniffing, and trying to pursue her breath She doesn't have to say it twice, as i discharged myself hurriedly from the room and ran towards the living room I got to the living room only to find a man on top of Joke's mum trying to smother her as she was wriggling desperately to get away from him. He was covered in sweat I hate seeing things like this, only a senseless man will try to kill a defenseless woman, not to talk of his wife. Had it been shango had not fvcked up, his factory reset Thunder might just come in handy right now In what seems like a flash, i ran towards them and tried to hurl the man away from Joke's mum. But he was much more aware of my intentions than my calculation as he send a jaw cutting elbow to my lower right cheeks. I felt a very excrutiating pain surge through my mouth as i staggered backwards to get a foothold on the marble floor I watched him try to land a heavy slap on her face but she ducked her head sideways and his hand flew in thin air. I siezed the opportunity to calculate my next move as i rushed towards him like a gustling wind and give him a heavy kick in his lower region that sends him sprawling on the floor. Nike quickly walked towards her mum and helped her to her feet. She was very weak and her face was covered in tiny bruises. "you absolute fool!" she groaned after getting up. "you gonna pay for this, you want to kill me? Because of the courts judgement?,.."she paused again to arrest her breath "i've given you my life, my mo..ney, my..body, and yet you still want to hurt me by bringing your illegitimate daughter to this house? Thats not gonna happen...I said i've had enough of your wayward life..go ahead and be with your mistress and child..just leave me and my daughters alone!...you this absolute idiotic idiot" she cursed out angrily at her husband Nike wrapped are arms around her mum sobbing and trying to pacify her "its...ok mum, just leave....him alone" Nike said amid gentle sobs The man gently rose up and tried to run towards her, but i quickly intervened. "oh..oh..i wouldn't try that again sir if i were you...please just respect yourself sir" i said with a hoarse voice and stern looks I think he was a bit intimidated with my height and muscle as he slowly backed away and shifted his gaze towards the mother and child, he returned his furious gaze to my face and lashed out "and who do you think you are? To be giving me orders in my wife's house? Eh!". He snarled I was about to seize the opportunity he gave me with his statement by revealing the true identity of the owner of the house when Joke's mum interrupted "he's my new boy friend John! And he has every right to defend me! Because he's proven to be much more better than what you could have ever been! Stick that to your unstabled brain!" she fired what seems like the most absurd statement of the year at him To say he was dumbstruck, would have been the most outrageous understatement ever used by any Arsenal fan to describe the look on Arsene wenger's face when he received the sack letter in January of that year. Thats just a typical of the kind of look on the face of this man called John as the effects of Joke's mums words settled majestically in his brain "your..your...what?" he asked with a serious confused look."you can't be serious! We might be divorced but that doesn't give you any rights to date a..a playboy like this idiot here!" he barked pointing his fingers at me "watch your tongue sir, don't ever call me an idiot again! Or else..."i stated slightly upset "or else what?...go on finish it..." he said wryly I only hissed at him and shook my head before he backed away. He gave Joke's mum a disgusting look "you will all pay for this! You count on it!" he threatened as he headed towards the exit. Few seconds later we heard the gate open and gave out a loud bang later I hurried outside to lock the gate and came back inside to join Nike to escort their mum to her room upstairs . "i wanted to say thank you for helping me back there but...but the words seems too small Darous... Thank you." Joke's mum said as we helped her get on the bed after Nike had helped her nurse her bruises. Nike pulled the blankets on her and laid beside her "its nothing maam..am really glad that i could be of help" I said with a feral grin "ok dear, we talk tomorrow, i need to be alone now...goodnight". She said tiredly Nike and I headed back to the sitting room. Joke have managed to wheel herself back there. "your cheeks? does it hurts?" Nike asked with a concerned tone as we sat down "nothing hurts more than seeing your parents fight eachother...trust me i know how it feels." I said "well, welcome to the family" Joke said smiling. TB.C |
Wane2:aiit bro. Update comes up shortly. Stay tuned |
nikz:thanx dear... I really app the compliment |
olahajayi:turn shango to Atm? Shango no even get bank accnt |
bossy512:beatrice? Why is every one suspecting her? |
Wane2:is that an hunch or a guess? |
Define Buhari in one word- Buhari...the worst president we ever had |
pFolar:aiit dear. Am gonna do something. Thanx |
pFolar:sure, buh you should also know that most people also wants a male child to compliment the females they've had? |
why am i not suprised or angry? Thats nigeria for you. When other countries are busy screening their soldiers thoroughly before recruiting them, instead My country is Recruiting End-TIME patients from mental hospital. Nigeria Vs END-TIME *End-TIME PRESIDENT *END-TIME SENATORS *END-TIME LEGISLATURES *END-TIME POLICE FORCE *END-TIME CUSTOMS OFFICERS. Infact Everything na END-TIME for this country |
To hell with that taxi driver that drove me to the polling unit where i voted for Buhardri. He should have adviced me instead of minding his own business. I regret voting on that day |
Wondering how to conceive a boy? Then you may be interested in finding out the ways that are said to stack the odds in your favour when it comes to the sex of your child. While there is no scientific evidence to prove that sex positions can influence the sex of your baby, this legend has been around for generations. While they may also not really increase your chances of conceiving a boy, it can't hurt to try. Well, assuming you're doing it right, that is. Of course, the very best outcome is a healthy baby. So it's important to make sure you bear that in mind as you read on about how to conceive a boy. How To Conceive A Boy: The Theory There are two types of sperm, one carrying the X chromosome, and one carrying the Y chromosome. The type of sperm that fertilises the egg, and determines what sex the baby will be (X for a girl, and Y for a boy). Dr Shettles, author of the best selling book, How to Choose the Sex of Your Baby, believed that the types of sperm had a number of inherent differences. Through research, he found boy sperm to be weaker, smaller and faster than their female counterparts. He discovered that female sperm were more resilient and able to survive for longer periods inside the female body. How To Conceive A Boy #1: Positions Please Dr Shettles believed deep penetration was important to give the boy sperm a head start. With less distance to travel, the boy sperm would be able to outswim the girl sperm, and find the egg. The Shettles method claims that to improve your chances of conceiving a boy, you should have sex in positions that allow for deep penetration. It may not sound very romantic, but the closer to the cervix the sperm are ejaculated, the more likely they are to find the egg. Here are some position which can help accomplish this: Doggy Style: The position most commonly mentioned during discussions of this nature, is doggy style. This position allows for deep penetration, and is touted by many as the optimum position in which to conceive a boy. You should kneel on all fours, and have your partner enter you from behind. You could also adjust this position so that you are kneeling or leaning over a raised surface, if you prefer Standing Up: Another position that allows for deep penetration, is sex standing up. Some people also believe boy sperm are given an advantage in this position, as they swim faster against gravity to reach the egg. For this position, your partner may be able to lift you up, or you prefer to lean against a wall. Either way, you will probably need something to lean or hold onto, you don't want to end up in hospital after a sex fall. Straddling: Ask your partner to lie or sit up on the bed, sofa, or wherever you choose to do the deed. You should straddle him and lower yourself onto him. This position allows for deep penetration, but with the added benefit of you being in control. If your partner has a large penis, or you feel discomfort when trying the positions above, you may prefer to be on top as this will allow you to control the depth of penetration. How To Conceive A Boy #2: Male Sperm And Cycle Timing Because male sperm is the faster of the two, Shettles suggests having intercourse as close to ovulation as possible. If you have sex several days before ovulation, then the less resilient male sperm may die off, leaving more female sperm to fertilise the egg. How To Conceive A Boy #3: Sperm And Your Partner’s Underwear You may have heard that the underwear a man wears can effect sperm production – which may not be something you want to play around with if you’re trying to get pregnant at all. As the belief goes, if your man wears boxer shorts, this is said to be better for male sperm, as the scrotum doesn’t get so warm, restricting the production of sperm. Tighter underwear (like jocks) are said to be better suited to the survival of female sperm… but you may find that you reduce the production of all sperm the temperature gets too warm. How To Conceive A Boy #4: Female Orgasm And Conceiving a boy As well as the old wives' tales listed above, there is also a popular argument that the female orgasm plays an important role in the conception of a boy. Some believe that during a female orgasm, an alkaline secretion is released into the vagina, which gives boy sperm an increased chance of survival. It is said that to increase your chances of having a boy, you should orgasm before your partner during sex. While it may not be backed up by science, it's worth explaining to your partner, just in case. Source:https://www.bellybelly.com.au/conception/how-to-conceive-a-boy/ Cc:lalasticlala and mynd44 |
olayinks007:chairman, 4get...dem no fit. They get tram, me i get thunder...and jazz... A pharmacist is a learner to an Herbalist. cc:lalasticlala and mynd44 |
Those in the national assembly, most especially Saraki and Melaye really need to read this.. They are tramadol addicts |
How does this stop Mtn from sending me unwanted messages? And how does this stops thunder from locating the person that voted that single vote that produced Buhari? |
one month jail term? The judge must be high on some promo weed... Why not include an option to choose a Prison of his choice also?. |
Do you have THE SLAVE BOY by Kola onadipe?
And Corpse Commedy? A ghanian drama commedy? |
ROYH:in Lagos boys voice 'MR rohy na badosneh, you dey hotgidiganlowoSneh, THANk you for commentingSNEH! |
FhemmyKW:thanx bro. I app it |
Qhdr:shango no fit ans u mr man. That shango too dey fvckup |
jide219:oga mi, i don update o. Abeg no vex. I go drop another update later today |
wizsolzy:hmmm...ah don hear you. Mr prof. Sha no scatter diz thread with your unregulated english |
36. COUNTLESS I was really abstrused of her utterances. How can she know me? Maybe she's just high on some promo weed. I thought "yes! I remember you now! You are Beatrice's boy!" she cried out "What? Beatrice? Maam, Do you know Beatrice?" I queried "Don't work yourself up too much! I know more than Beatrice!" She declared in an audible whisper How can this woman know Beatrice? Oh! Maybe she was there at the hotel, and have seen what happen to my shangoic life? Though i'm not sure of which part of me that she saw at the party I just pray..make she no talk am infront of her daughters My prayer was answered because she just returned to her seat and asked Nike to lead me to the guest room Ironically, am gradually becoming a Guestman everywhere ** "feel at home uncle Darous" Nike said as I began to arrange my stuffs tidily in the appropriate places "wait...thanks...but is your dad around?" i asked as i finished the arrangements "no, he might be back this night sha.." she replied and made for the door "this night?" she nodded. "can you tell me if he's gonna be alright with me staying here?" "hmm, that, i can't ascertain yet. But what matters most is if My mum is backing you up." "oh! you mean to say, i may end up back on the street this night?" "not certain. But lets pray it doesn't comes to that...see you later, i have to go." she winked and left instantly My phone rang. I reached for it and it was one of my new protectors. Shango have fvcked me up many times. I can't rely on him again. I picked the call "chairman, i don dey work on that issue o, as you comot for here for evening, na in i don dey try get info about those basta*ds". My ears are now widely open "ehn ehn?...so wetin come be level now?" I inquired eagerly "those guys really mean business with you chairman, infact the information wey dey reach me be say, their aim is to kill you anytime from now.." "ah! On top wetin na? Abeg guy you really have to help me...i no get any other hope except you...na only you fit protect me for this runs!" i cried out pleadingly "calm down chairman. You don't need to worry. But the problem be say, those guys get confirm ammunition and before we go fit match their level, we go need to get some reinforcement, na the pro be that". "ammunition? you make it sound as if those guys have turned trying to kill me into a full time job" "chairman, na so..and unless you don ready to spend money, there is nothing we fit do o." "bro, money is not the problem, if you can assure me of maximum protection, Am ready to spend my entire earnings on it". "na that one sure pass o...but na ego, kudi, owo, money, na in be koko". He said specifically. "sure...bro. I go call you tomorrow." "no pro bro". I ended the call. I sat down on the bed and began to reminisce about my life I can see it clearly that, my life took an abrupt turn with that single call i received from Jide. That call introduced me to the sugar mummy deal with Beatrice which later pave way for Adedoyin to enter my life. It was when i went to Funaab to catch the money Adedoyin gave me, that was when i entered the Hit List of this gangstars A knock landed on the door. I went to open it, and found Joke smiling on her wheel chair. I opened it wide and she wheeled in "just came to check on you Darous...how you holding up?" Joke asked after I regained my seat on the bed "well, am just kind of perplexed right now. Seriously, have never been this scared before in my life. If i could just get a manual on how to commit sweetcide without pain." I said "hmmm...but you know that tough times don't last? Only tough people do?" She said proverbially "you are right dear, but what if am not tough? What if am the most weakest creature to ever walk on this third planet to the sun? What if am just another waste of God's resources?" "thats it..there is a clause in it...'IF' and that IF is just an assumption. You've come this far in your life, and you can't give up now Darous..." she mentored "wait, Joke, firstly, let me say i really do appreciate you for convincing your Mum to let me stay here. Thanks very much....." i paused "but then, i just begin to wonder about that one good thing i did in my life to make me deserve your kindness dear! Please can you tell me why you are so good to me?" I questioned with utmost clemency She smiled and said "its because, you are the first person to ever continue to talk to me after meeting me. And thats why....thats why...hmmm....never mind." she stuttered I nodded and gave her a placid smile "thanks for everything dear." i said appreciatively "you don't need that Darous, am just happy that am able to help". She said 'A friend in need is a friend Indeed'. I thought We were chatting ambivalently for some minutes before we started hearing hot argumentative voice out the door "oh my gawd! thats my dad, he's back again with his trouble!". Joke said anxiously TBC |
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Tanx bro. Updating soon PrinceOFprince: |
TemiGURL:i dey come o..remain small |
talk2saintify:chai..... Bro i cork my gun for u o... |
wizsolzy:fuckmania?...wic language is dat bro? |
yellow237:thanx bro. Am just busy diz days. Buh i wil try |
kajsa08:thank u my dear lady.. Thanx 4 commenting |
gtin:konji na bastrd na |
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