OneManLegion:


Mahn!

I don't own a generator set or a power bank.

Is my material possessions any of your business?

Is it because I don't have a generator set that your left hand is imprinted on you _tiny cock?

Eh, masturbator-extraordinaire?

You are about to start laying claims to what you don't own and you think I'll play along to your childish, vapid mind games?

You go old!

As if someone who has a power bank can't have a flat-battery. Your foolish presumptions says a lot about you, man.

Btw, that was yet another weak effort from you. When will you surprise me by actually composing a vicious line? Or is it my exceptional malevolence that has left you so thoroughly subjugated?

You are overwhelmingly underwhelming.

I hope you take note of my lines? You could learn a whole lot from them. You badly need the lessons in brutality.

It seems expecting you to compose something threatening is like waiting in the middle of the Sahara desert with a cup waiting for the cup to be filled with rain.

_Masturbating ape.

In less than 2hrs my grandeur and diction has robbed off on you.

For the first time in your static life you have learnt and used the words, bozo, newt, Muppet etc.

I have thought you more than your English teacher ever did!!!


Ehm, I'm actually using a power bank now!!!

If you don't own a gen or power bank as a young Nigerian, guy, you are wretchedness in motion.

You're the living example of economic destitution!!!

You must be using cheat codes to surf the internet and purge us with your sadistic, wretchedness.

Let me do a picture in real-time while typing this. I'm at a Nigerian brewery function and with my power bank to stay connected and keep minions and sociopathic, maladjusted animals like you in check!!!

Bloody imposter!!!

Pongo baboon

OneManLegion:


Enter a "back-up" that doesn't know the past tense of 'seek'.

English is in trouble.

And does that compare to your booing Evathyst that she couldn't use critique as a transitive verb?

That's like trying to sell winter skiing footwear in Nigeria

OneManLegion:


Lool.

Frustrated swine. See the way he's whining bitterly.

He's complained about the length of my lines.
He's complained about the verbosity of my verbiage.
He's complained about the time I take to reply.

How are you affected if I take long to reply?
You're only making up excuses lame excuses to sheath your inadequacies. Does a delayed response stop you from replying when you want?

Or if I have a flat battery, I should borrow a friend's phone just 'cause I need to get an ungrateful, masturbating ape properly indoctrinated?

Are you aware that teaching you is a thankless job? You offer no remuneration for this tutelage I render to you pro bono.

Get your shit together, face me with presentable lines and stop filling your "lines" with lame complaints and unnecessary spaces.

Vacuous imp. Stupid, pusilanimous virgin-boy.

Insipidity is your forte.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is his most instantaneous reply and half of it is about explaining to me why he never replied with timely improvisation!!!

His battery is down, so this dispossessed ,wretched, quasi-needy bond-servant just unwittingly admitted he doesn't own a generator set or even a power bank!!!

Your mental muscles are just a tad above that of a _retarded _idiot.


And never bother about your psychological and emotional makeup; you're thin-skinned and as fragile as a lab glass!!!

Your mental epilepsia major will defy all remedies from even the best of WHO!!!

I've been dealing with a bondsman who is materially wanting, emotionally handicapped, intellectually shallow and sexually deprived.


Ah Seunn, see wetin you done unleash on unsuspecting Nigerians!!!

I rest my case. Lord have mercy!

[s]

OneManLegion:


So far, the only thing impressive about your write-ups is the unbelievable number of grammatical bloopers you easily squeeze into them.

"Your agony of frustration has just *began*."
I don't even know what to say to you anymore. You need start from scratch.

"Weak-stemmed, dreary intellectual fugitive". Tf does this _shit mean? This is what happenes when semi-retards are given access to phones and free wifi. Slow _bastard.

So, because I pointed out the shortness of your most recent "diss" line, you resorted to leaving using three-spaced paragraphs? Instead of you to increase your effort, you're increasing the spaces?

You're a serial disappointment. You lack versatlity or depth.

"Semiaquatic triton". That phrase in quote is a summation of your consummate inadequacy.

The likes of you would be better off trying to find your footing on puerile sites like eskimi or 2go. It seems asking you to be average on Nairaland is a tall order.

Who tf uses words like "semiaquatic triton"?
Lool.

If nor be people face wey you dey look, you for don type "bombastic element". Lool. Dumbo.

Look. I'm getting really bored with you and your unimaginative lines. Try and cc your friends. At least, ones that won't absquatulate shamefully like Postmann, your principal.

@Atutupoyoyo and Sinister Hazard, please leave this schizophrenic maalu to me.

@2sexynet, don't mind him and his blighted cronies to me; I'm very eager to indoctrinate them on the basics of grammatical correctness.

@Djailer, you can't even compose a decent line, you're just busy wailing inconsolably.
You'll need to put up a more decent performance to get a full response from me.

I await you all.

[/s]



[b]Your lack of spontaneity is nauseating!!!

You're an intellectual sponger
You spent 45mins studying my lines then type a reply after 2hrs!!!

You have the mental elasticity of an anuran frog!!!

Your birth must have marked the dawning of nonaccomplishment !!!

When you were forcing your dyslexic analphabetism on Evathyst, you never thought you have successfully mired the name of your forebears in ignominy!!! nonsense .

Trying to point out my grammatical marrings is like trying to show your grandfather where your ancestral plot of land is located.

You're the blueprint on which a 21st century intellctual bozo will be built on.

Silly newt with the brain of a lizardfish!!!



Your life is measured in your data mb, the minute it exhausted you become that fat-headed, sex-starved swamp rat who forces mediocrity on innocent girls online.


I have reduced you into picking holes in my lexical composition.

Having an intellectual debate with you is like teaching a Kruger-park baboon table manners!!!

Evolution designed you to be a doltish pullen-head!

Idiot!!!

Moronic yam-seller forming internet baddo [/b]

2sexynet:
why is he off? He drew the battle line didn't he? Guys, this is complete waste of time on you all.

E-sport is what it is!

2sexynet:
that's a lie. 3 man against 1. Dude, he is good with words.

Offline, this can easily get Postmann in problem. He should prove his allegations against the dude. What proof does he have that onemanlegion is what he says he is. Just stalking someone from thread to thread and accusing him without proof isn't good.

3 men against 1 ? That's not an honest accessment.



I see his legions slowly beginning to appear in a homogenous suit

It's a fair match!

'sides postman has been off for a couple days.

It's been virtually only me!!!

DarkTroll:
What's the show all about?

I think e-duels are more fun when we have a wider audience.

Let me see if I can make this place arena-like.

SinisterHazard:


From all indications, it would seem that this TheEnquirer menace has been cowed by the vociferousity of OneManLegion. The depth of his poltroonery is overt for all to see. The unlearned vagabond has failed as an individual in his society, he has chosen to utilize this website as a means to unleash the full force of his buffoonery, and oppress other nigerians. They have become societal excrement. Irrespective of the fact that TheEnquirer and his rather dimwitted henchman (Postmann) have unleashed the full force of their stupidity on Legion, hoping to thwart and subdue, as is their wont, he still bullies and molests the duo like a bunch on helpless 8-year-olds. The mere fact that TheEnquirer accuses OneManLegion of using dual accounts to "diss" them, bespeaks his effete-mindedness. How weak can you get? I laugh at the preposterous claim. You think cloaking yourself under the smokescreen of account duality would exonerate you from the wrath of 'Legion? Haha. There is an adage that says, 'it is dangerous to start what you can't finish'. You outlived your usefulness the minute you wandered hopelessly into NL, hoping to prove to the world that you are not some useless pushover with a future as black and hideous as an elephant's anus. You should know when to throw in the towel. 'Legion has surmounted you for the umpteenth time. Your grammatical upbringing is POOR, (makes me wonder if you really did graduate from high school), your punchlines are lengthy and humorless, your life is piteous and pathetic. Nairaland has become your only shot at living a life that is not as pathetic and hopeless as the one you live now. You need to get three things into your thick cranium;
1. OneManLegion is not of your ilk. I guess you have figured this out, hence the reason you are whining and ranting like a bemused cunt.
2. There is a life outside Nairaland.
3. English is not your native language. You should be hanged for merging such a thing as 'thieving diminutive ape'. Even a madman would realize the contradictions in that phrase. In a nutshell, MrEnquirer, I suggest you acquire more knowledge, and master the English language before venturing into an altercation.
IDIOT!

And of what value or honour is the judgement of a common thief?


I mean, who suffers his conscious to reflect on the opinion of an intellectual throwaway ?

Again,I mean if fine-arts is what your brains could get you in all the courses in Nigeria, then having this convo with you must be the nearest you ever got to real intellectual stimulation!!!

Darkenedbaboon who lives by deceit every waking moment of his life!!!

Gbadebo's _bastard.

Looking at him using a one-day old handle to do side jibes to remedy the disgrace a couple of days back is so gratifying!!!

The sound of your voice , crying, begging money over the phone offline to a nairalander is the most piteous wailing of acute destitution I've ever heard.


I'm going to hurt you bad, no matter the guise you come in.

2sexynet:
Postmann, I detest people who can't hold up their own fight. You have been stalking onemanlegion and calling him unverifiable name and when put in the arena, you can't fight like a gladiator but had to call for backups.

Only weak senile being does that. You should be a man enough to hold your own battle. Don't get into a fight if you can throw punches.

You weak man and it's a shame.

Onemanlegion is the stalker here!!!

And I'm not here on the summons of postman.

He, onemanlegion quoted me indirectly in vilification without editing my moniker, I responded in accordance!

Oh, postman doesn't measure e-duels by who has the last say; he measure it by deep cuts

He prefers to watch onemanlegion bleed on the asphalt of nairaland.

OneManLegion:


Lmfaoooo!!!

The same recycled lines. Same nondescript effort.

Your weakness is an insult to my strength. You're an unworthy opponent. Which kain diss line be this na?

Your lines are getting more tired and shorter. You only perpetuate this one-sided battle because you want to save face, which is commendable. Your loudmouth, cowardly overlord has been conspicuously missing from here ever since I assaulted his sensibility with a barrage of lyrical artillery.

Your responses are undeserving of my brilliance. This is akin to a situation whereby 3SC FC of Akure plays against FC Barcelona. The outcome is predictable. Your reaction to this contretemp is like a team that's losing 8-0 but still play on for honour's sake.

You already lost.

And what's this _shit you typed up there?

Are you saying it's antithetical for a boring post to lull one to sleep? What are you even saying sef? I said it, the heavy planking you've suffered from me has left you disoriented and delirious. He doesn't know what is contradictory and what is not.

Mumu.

You think facing your superiors is all about guts? Effete schmuck. You don enter am today.

What is this with you and posting that screen-shot pic anyway? Haven't you recycled it enough? You think it means anything to anyone? You go old.

Oloshi.

Try something NOT monotonous and dreary.

Predictable _wanker.

[b]Did you take time to read what your fingers laboured to type out?

Your letters are stuttering in a feverish attempt to even up
Bwhahaha!!!

I'll be the author of your pain!!!



I have reduced you into a ball of madcap lunacy


See this semiaquatic triton crowding my mentions with his foul stench.

Crackbrained fool, your stupidity is weighty enough to stall my data speed!!!

Illiterate teacher!!!

You want to bully a poor girl into your lovelorn bed!!!

Pseudo-rapist.


Oya, go climb into your cheap coffin!!!

You failed in NL where you seek to make a meaning of your unproductive life.

Society won't care.

Posterity won't even judge you.

Your friends will heave a sigh of relief ,

You never existed beyond the pages of NL where you tried to seek the validation you never got!!!

You're just another waste of sperm who will hover the earth in obscurity until you walk into your waiting grave.

Nairaland has really given squirrels wings to fly.

Your agony of frustration has just began.


Weak-stemmed, dreary intellectual fugitive !!![/b]

ATUTUPUYOYO:
Well, this situation is quite thrilling. The lone nigga indeed is worthy of his pseudonym; he is indeed a OneManLegion. The other wannabes are apparently struggling to make an unnecessary impression, just to liberate themselves from ignominy. I would advise y'all (Postman and co) to quit typing gibberish and admit subjugation, because it is already evident that y'all are wallowing in a persistent cloud of benightedness and consummate illiteracy. #Frowns.
Your OPPONENT is indeed a very brutal person. #Smiles
Do not have a misconception about my sudden attack on you lots, I just don't support inequity. If it were a one-on-one encounter, trust me, I wouldn't give a f#ck about the situation. But what I saw was quite disheartening and distasteful. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves, ganging up inauspiciously against one person for the past 18 hours now. From my understanding, this endless contremtemp that encompasses ridicule, invective and hatred could have been avoided if y'all behaved like adults. Some of you are busy pasting irritating stories that are encapsulated in snoozefest - like the story about a dejected Traffic warden. It was so boring that I had to watch a boring cartoon I had stopped watching years ago, just to find a means of curtailing the boredom that was so cheaply made available by YOU naive grammatical Nazi, enthusiastically struggling to be comic amidst your conspicuously unfunny sense of humour.
I am very disappointed in you all. Lemme get back to my cartoon - I would return when someone types something creative and thrilling.

Here comes the real trember with a legion of insecurities chasing him.


Our domiciled black Ukrainian So you've created a day-old handle for boxing!!!

I'll really love to have a two-on-two.

Or one- on-two.


Thieving diminutive ape!!!

OneManLegion:






Your write-up above lulled me to sleep . That sleep-inducing bullcrap you penned up there is about as threatening as a Teddy-bear on life-support. You'll be good at lulling kids who throw tantrums to sleep.

Your write-ups are uninteresting and "anti-funny"!



.

My diss is uninteresting and anti-funny but it induced and lured you to sleep

Another new low set by a brainsick , demented woo-woo

Your IQ can't even measure up to a grain of local rice !!!

I'm telling you your life son, all my write-up is your life in print.

If I diss you ,your imbecility will rub off on me.

You're mentally slow, intellectually crippled and metaphysically osci.ll.a.ting. Even raptorial vultures are more certain of their future than you.


You're an intellectual-imposter with the scariest vestige ever.


Oga, look at your life in the pics again. That's the aftereffect of your inability to learn the basics of education.

Frustrated glory-craver!!!

You even called Evathyst "hun" , thinking you just became an intellectual Tarzan, kikikikikikikiki

Wasted life!!!

Piranha-Changeling

[b]@ onemanlegion, You keep having the need to explain yourself to me. psychological analysis: you are an unhinged, unsure, trembling poltroon!!!

my last post was the only time I tagged her to this, I see that unsettled you, right?

The heavy shellacking you've received has made your brains to hit the reset button repeatedly

Oya, show me a post of mine I spelt out Evathyst other than the last. Mumu, I'll make sure that becomes your legacy here

You don't want her being on the know of your acute dyslexia? befuddled scarecrow.

This is the only spontaneous line you have dropped without studying it like a term paper and it shows how utterly lacking in improvisation you truely are.

Slow like a Pentium 1 computer ? I met that trite joke 3 years ago here It is as old as NL itself.

Your ancestral deity must have demanded your brains in exchange for your conception!!!

Brainsick cuckoo!!!

Looking at your deathlike visage, I know what life must have been for you:

You're a beachcombing vagabond blown by the wind of reality onto the plains of nairaland, frantically looking to prove your accursed existence isn't a waste.

How else will you be emboldened to tell someone you can't use critique as a transitive verb without checking it out!!!

Mr dopey doofus!!!

Even your father would be ashamed of you for that #nojokes.

She wasn't even quoting you.

You felt compelled by your legon of stupidity to announce your self!!!

That must be the only way you are accustomed to in getting laid, by ignorance and quackery!!!

Coming from a background of mundanity, you never paused to consider how unintelligent you inherently are.

Stupidity-magnet!!!

You're are nature's anally expelled quirk!!!

You'll strain your poor brains out but you'll always shine forth with the dim glaze of mediocrity !!!

It will always cling to you. It's encoded in your DNA.

Stupefied goofy _twat carrying all the curses of his village!!!

You failed even in a getaway virtual-dome like nairaland,

Tell me where else you can succeed?

Mr critique!!!

The next reality to be debunked as a mistake is your life!!!

Nitwitted, demented ignoramus!!!

Intellectual sponger!!![/b]

OneManLegion:


Looool. Who's this pained bozo?

Oh, another of Postmann's minions. I see he wisely took my advice to call for back-up. Although the "back-up" he summons is one who has effectively managed to outperform him in dreariness and insipidity.

If you're the back-up he pins his hopes on, then he indeed is helpless.

Dude, you crack me up. Your post write there was emotional and vacuous.

He's even complaining of the length!!

Wetin man nor go see for this life!

Postmann called someone who's weaker and dumber than him to defend him. Up until now, I thought Postmann had reached the apogee of buffoonery but it seems you manage to best him.

I must admit that your obvious misery suffuses me with a pleasant schadenfreude though.
Hehe.

what is "sacry looking orgre"? Do you mean "scary-looking ogre"? It's ironic that you made such a humongous solecism there only to begin castigating me for a negligible snafu which I humbly accepted anyway.

Mumu. So, in your empty mind, one has to be perfect in order to teach, right? I "corrected" her with commendable politeness and was quick to accept the mistake I made when one of your bone-headed friedns impertinently pointed it out to me. Why do you act like I deny it, then?

I know! You're out of ideas too! You've only begun yet you have managed to declare your lordship where foolishness is concerned.

And why do you think it's impossible for me to spontaneously drop that line? Is it because it's awe-inspiring? Or is it because your infinitesimal brain can't fathom it? I typed that extempore, Mr. Don't let the smallness of your mind preclude you from accepting the truth.

I don't hate you. I pity you. Pity is the right feeling to have for a despicable misfit like you.

Who are you? What are you inquiring? The end of your misery? Let me help you out, it will last as long as you breathe on this earth.

Oniresu odivi ohimi.

I just cussed you in my language. Waste of _sperm.

Oh, I'm weaker than postman, in your last post you said he aspires to be me. Lolz! You're showing symptoms of the heavy shellacking you've received so early on.

[b]What a predictable _moron. You spend half the entire day picking at my own words as diss?

You can't stand to do a spontaneous diss unless you hide behind the shadows and wait for your opponent to go offline then you sneak back in like a _voyeur to quote me.

All your diss contains my word, newt, please: do your research on your previous posts before you began quoting me and tell me if you had used the words, minion, bozo, newt, bone-head , nope new words to fill up your empty life?

Bwahahaha, you can't remedy your disgrace when you tried to correct evathyst, she is better than you .


And oh, I understand I pointed your intellectual hollowness out to you in a rude way, that's because your type who has the delusional perception of seeing right things as wrong should be in a psychiatry and not within civility.


The last time you ever did anything meaningful was when you tried suicide.

Your only chance to be successful is to submit yourself as a beta donor for the study of intellectual addlehead.

each breath you draw is a waste of exercise!!!
You labour your organs in vain. Put them to rest by climbing into your waiting coffin.

The earth cries out for your weight on her, just another waste of air and space that she can't wait to cover beneath her belly.



Your life of hubris is a burden on humanity.
Your existence has redefined the meaning of waste and redundancy!!!

You are nature's own mistake and evelotion's accident.

We need one less _idiot to ride the earth of. That's you!!

Postman has murdered your senses and spirit,
I'm just here to walk you to your grave.


Like a power-drunk armed police man who got into service through the backdoor, you waste the lives of innocence citizens.

See this perrenial harum-scarum, armed with daily10mb Internet bundle, you went on harrasing and shooting at that poor Evathyst, the poster ,for her proper use of the word "critique".

Intellectual lunacy on rampage!!!

Look at him murdering English like a maniacal swashbuckler who found a dictionary in an open dumpster.

Hey, Evathyst, has this Stinkpot- imposter cum quack apologised to you for embarrassing you the other day that you couldn't use " critique" as transitive verb?

Shame wouldn't let him, but, yes you can. That's why you need to scan out for buffoons and lowlives and skunks who can't keep their failures to themselves!!!

What on earth is worse than a fool who thinks himself wise??

Onemanlegion, Your social malady and maladaptation have no cure, son.

I wonder how many Evathysts you must have bullied with your cheap and false knowledge and enheartened imbecility.

I saved that poor girl, I saved what was left of her intellectual sanity after she encountered a progeny of failure like you.

Now son, what's the difference between us?

You throw empty, recycled words at me, empty diss.

Me, I'm the author of your pain, the mirror you never want to look at. I tell you your life as it is.

You're a threat to humanity.

You bloody murdering _bastard!

Vagabondo!!!

See your life in print below!!! [/b]


And the ruled-out words are another depiction of your inherited analphabetism.

If I did any typo, I kept it to myself, and typed and post in real-time. You spend 24 hrs preparing a jibe and still make blunders, and have the effrontery to correct someone who's right!!! Intellectual temptation is what you are

OneManLegion:

[s]
Loool.

Now you sound extremely agitated. Very good. You thought I was some random dude you could harangue? Nah.

Through your claptrap, I sensed your shaky hands. Your wracked nerves. Your sweaty palms. Your derision is all but vanished now. Your fear is palpable. I am almost moved to compassion for you and your belated regrets. Almost. You impecunious smellfungus, you lack motivation now, don't you?

You were hoping I'd let this very post I quote slide, weren't you? Your meagre brain slowly dawns to the realisation that your ignominious defeat is fait accompli, right? Right. Your brain _shits you not. You're in deep _shit. As far as you're concerned, Postmann, there's no exhilaration in sight for I'll ruthlessly engineer a frightening comeuppance for you and your half-brained minions.

"Why do you find the need to deny me that which I never claimed?" Oh, really? Now you disown intelligence? You're now apprised of your own dearth of an iota of wisdom? You're gradually disabusing yourself of your foolish megalomania?

Well, well, since you're massaging your heavily-battered ego by claiming I found you out and was being ingratiating by commenting on your vapid thread, I should tell you how and why I commented on your thread; if not for anything, for the purpose of emancipating you from your ignorance in that aspect. Here goes.

I got a "shared with me" notification from one of the people I used to follow and I clicked on it whereupon I saw your response to someone with whom you had a contretemp. I quoted you and typed "brutality" and promptly moved on. A couple of days later, I came across your thread again and I scanned through it and finally made my own comment, stressing on my wish to maintain a level of civility with you, despite the difference in opinion we had. You just couldn't subjugate your innate predilection for vulgarity, though. Soon enough, you were using taunting words and invectives, trying to provoke me to a needless war of words. I told you that if you quoted me with an insult again, I wouldn't respond. You insulted and I kept to my word. And now, in your crazed obsession with me, you follow me to this thread in order to instigate another online fisticuffs which, to your consternation, I'm only too happy to oblige now.

Aggression is a major trait of weak people. You are weak. Your knowledge (or the conspicuous lack thereof) is disappointing. Your lines are getting forced. It's evident you wish you hadn't started this. I can imagine you wish I wouldn't respond to this one so you can slink away with some semblance of dignity. I won't. This will go on and on for as long as need be. I will never honour you with a quick reply because it's beneath me to give priority to effeminate _cock-suckers who do nothing better than while away their life on an online forum.
My late responses is actually the biggest insult. I have not a smidgen of respect for you. You don't deserve an alacritous response. I only attend to you when I'm done with every other thing. You come last in my agenda. Afterall, it's not like I'm being paid to teach you your place.

Lest I digress, though.

You said I found you because you're a star? A Nairaland star? This is the most pathetic cry for help I've ever seen.
Yes. It's a desperate call for help. Your mates are busy being productive, you're here claiming stardom on Nairaland. Do you know how ridiculous and clownish you are? Nairaland star, please could you sign your autograph here, please? You dim-witted buffoon, are you aware that you should be doing something worthwhile with your time?

And in your characteristic abuse of intellect, you called me a daft for not knowing that Japan has lost the number 2 spot to china; are you aware that that statement says more about your insipience? So, a "godless country" that is "on the decline" has the 3rd best economy in the world and you have the chutzpah to point out same?

Can you imagine the stupid, schizophrenic baboon-faced-baboon that claimed that no one could read or write until the bible was written down by the early Christians!

What do you know aside the dogmas of your religion? You know nothing, postmann. You'll give a vacuum a run for it's money if you both weren't so empty.

To think you've been staring at my profile though. I have never checked your profile or your _bitch-boy's because you both are inconsequential to me. Your existence doesn't interest me. Lol. Unimportant minstrels. You're here for my amusement.

"Rural-looking ape, why tag s.e.u.n?
Didn't I offer you the chance to mount the podium and show us how good you are, son of the devil, rejected by the gods? Are you looking for my ban? Will that stop your bleeding heart?"

"rural looking ape". A childish insult. Is there a modern ape? Do you just bring hostile-sounding words together just because you can or are you aware that your write-ups should be guided by common-sense which apparently you are in dire dearth of?

"Son of the devil, rejected by the gods..." Lool. You are _stupid, postmann. There's just no other way of putting it. As grandiloquent as I am, your idiocy manifests in more ways than there are adjectives to describe it. What did that _bullshit mean? Rejected by which gods? Your mythical Jesus + Yahweh + Holy Spirit(buy one get 2 free gods)? Or some Greek gods or what?

Am I looking for your ban? I'm insulting you but will get you banned because I cc'ed s.e-un's nick? Oya, nor vex. I won't cc him again. I wouldn't want anything to cut short the ignominious comeuppance I'm orchestrating.

This post of yours I quote is weak. You are weak.
You and your other _bitch-boy, Le.zz/Le.zzliie won't do at all. Call for more, I won't begrudge you that. Both of you against me isn't a fair fight. It's overwhelmingly prejudiced in my favour.

Common! Don't give up now. You _stupid guttersnipe. Is that the best you've got? Weak, effeminate, pusilanimous, whey-faced reject, is that your best?

To think I'm pulling my punches yet causing you and your _bitch-boy, Le.zz(which, by the way is strongly suggestive of Lez, short for lesbian) so much anguish. Get your _shit together and put up some semblance of resistance, you unimpressive cacafuego[/s].

[b]Is this the long junk of literary wastage you've been working on since last night? This goes down as the longest epistle of tears and pain in the history of nairaland.

Jeez!!! you mean you sat down to type this?

Please, stop explaining the reasons for your failures in life, you can't help; it's genealogical, we can't help you either. Sorry!


That's a depiction of the pain postman has pierced your heart with.


You're the greatest _idiot of humanity if you thought anyone will sit down and read this crap!!!

Emotionally ovulating biitch!!!


Lolz, after murdering the English language with obfuscation and lame prosody, you will bully girls to tell them erroneously they can't use "critique" as a transitive verb? Olodo!!!

Sacry looking orgre!!

You took this time to write this pile of bunk for someone you claimed is not important?

You must be a delusional Changeling eaten up with emptiness and self- flagellation for being a failure.

I've exposed you for being a quack and a goofball, those are the facts of your life, not diss.

You teach what you don't know.

A quasi-literate intellectual minion teaching what he doesn't understand. Brainsick dullard!!

I know you hate me, that's what fools do.

Keep crying loud with long epistle, I'll make your grave for you.

Waste of tuition fees!!!
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OneManLegion:


Let me address first, the only thing of substance in that reprehensible clap-trap you think is a diatribe.

I, as a matter of fact, told her she can't use critique as a transitive verb because I sincerely thought so. I had never seen anyone use it. I was a bit taken aback when someone corrected me in a very insolent manner. You may go back and screen-shot my response to you. I told you I accept that you were correct and I wondered why you couldn't at least be as polite to me, as I was to that girl.

Lool. So, you're that boy self? And you've been trailing me ever since, apparently.

I'm more than bemused? What sort of psychotic obsession is this? Are you a gay? Scratch that, you almost definitely ARE a gay. Which is why you follow that other half-wit, Postmann, around.

Have you sucked your boyfriend's withered organ today, Mr gay?

Your deportment here is but an effete show of grammatical dexterity. You, like your boyfriend, suffer from Acute Attention Deficit(AAD).

I almost pity you. Not quite a man, not quite a bitch.
I know my responses to your feeble attempts at initiating an online knock-down-drag-out contretemp is hugely gratifying.

You're a waste of time, space and energy. Your dad should have _wanked you off. Your story was supposed to end on the cold, hard tiles of the bathroom. Unfortunately, by some freak of nature, here you are on Nairaland, justifying why you should never have been birthed.

Come at me with all you've got and cc the remaining members of the ignoramuses band to which you are a proud member; you and postmann won't do at all.

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[b]My friend remain silent for the rest of your e-life!!!

I read where you said to postmann it is sheer arrogance to make a debate here without research.

So let me ask you, why isnt it convenient to make a research before throwing a bile of criticism at someone's phrasing?


Let me guess, you assumed, you felt you were right? Dyslexic retarded doofus!!!

You should've done your research before showing the world you never inherited any superior gene with mental aptness.

Dullard feeling like a prof.

Squirrel flying with NL wings .

Save your explanations, i dont need them.

Your enheartened ignorance and bold stupidity has intimidated that girl for nothing.

This is what happens when agbero gets data MB to roam the internet.

Oya, go apologise to that poor girl you bullied with your uncouth illiteracy, i mean the poster you devilishly tried to bully into accepting your mundanity by your emboldened ignorance telling her what she read in school wasn't Correct.


You owe se.un an apppology for using his platform to hawk Your illiteracy, Intelectual sciolism and quasi-analphabetism


You owe every NL member an apology for bastardising our collective sensibilities.



You owe the moderator an unreserved apology for not banning your dunder-headed ass for posting wrong information.


This isnt a diss. This is your life. Shame!!!


Now get out of here. Wasted soul of Analphabetismus!![/b]!

postmann:


Bwahahahahaha!!!

He's even trying to recycle our jabs.
Empty headed redundant!

See you guys later in the day.

I thought I was the only one who saw that!!!

Damn!

postmann:


Take it easy, nairaland has no ambulance service. You don't wanna leave the darkenedbaboon baboon on the floor, struggling with life!

Man, you just squeezed life out of that kid!

Don't mind the fool.

The whirlwind of life has blown him outta reality and he still hallucinates in the make-beleive life of nairaland!!!

Social recluse with an ugly deportment!

OneManLegion:


And another dumb _fucktard quotes me.
*sighs*

I guess you want to engage me in a verbal bandy too?

Mumu.

So this is your idea of fun? _Stupid, sissy virgin-boy, this is your idea of fun, huhn?

You need to work on your social skills in real life and maybe you might not be beyond redemption. It's not enough to be an awkward, rejected donkey in real life only to hop on Nairaland and start picking on your betters.

So, this measly 1 like and 1 share is what motivates you?

You've missed your way, boy. It's sad that you suck, even on Nairaland.

This was supposed to be your chance, your shot at seeming normal and you've missed it again.

And what's your motivation?

To teach what you have no knowledge about.

To cure your intellectual exiguousness in social forums in order to chase the ghosts of JAMB failures that have haunted your hollow head .


Aren't you the fool who goes about NL trying to point out the grammatical marrings of people's posts and threads?

Yet you have no certificate to your name.

Fine-arts failure!!! We only know one guy who has no self-regard, he is NL's domiciled darkenedbaboon!!!

Bwhahaha , NL must surely be a means of self-flagellation for your failures in life.

Aren't you the analphabetic waste of tuition fees who told a female poster she can't use "critique" as a transitive verb?

But you were wrong!!! She can in all grammatical correctness!!!

Your demons of insecurity must be familial!!!

Your life in NL is a continuous attempt to remedy your hopes and dreams in actuality which were all fated in still-birth!!!

Vagabondo!!!

OneManLegion:


Who's this idiot and why does he keep hounding me? Them dey follow this monkey from village?

Abi ko fe da fun iyalaya eleyin ni? Which level na?

What is your obsession with me and this so-called Darkenedbaboon?

Do you know how puerile and unprepossessing you appear?

Wait, how old are you?

No lie o, are you of voting age?

Our fraudster and quack English professor, how far?

OneManLegion:


BRUTALITY!!!

You wish, DarkAlternate.

iblawi:


I love this guy.

He just buried Ghana with a metal casket; ain't no digging out!!!

iblawi:


Is not that these Ghanaians don't know the fact, they just want to rub shoulders with Nigeria by spreading false information about us so they can feel relevant. So all am doing is just to let them know where the belong not that I hate Ghanaians.

Bwahahaha, very hilarious!!! Of course every Ghanaian knows they don't measure up with Nigeria. They only like to compare to us to make themselves better.

I have never seen a country as wretched with a laughing economy and dependent on aids from the benevolence of kind nations as boasful as our delusional Ghana.

It is so saddening.

iblawi:


Check this out.

http://www.gq234.com/trending-nigerians-don-yab-ghanaians-finish-for-twitter-see-hilarious-tweets-lwkmd/

Let me do a quick one, bro. Thought it was our Ghanaian friend at first

iblawi:

Ghana is always begging Nigeria and European countries.

Lolz, they never mastered the art of self-rule since 1958.

Nigerians are employing Ghanaians in their thousands right there in Ghana!!!

Jiggaman2:


Hence I called Nigeria over grown kid. You know the little brother that outgrows you but will never be wiser nor as intelligent as you. Nigeria big for nothing with no brain, can't take care of itself so now he's a burden on everyone on earth especially Ghana.


Alright good night make sure you come back with better lines tomorrow.

Your political and economic life is dependent on Nigeria's decision.

We can Ukraine you just for the fun of it like Russia does to Ukraine!!!

You're an irrelevant, inconsequential map-less country with no contribution to your continent.

All Ghana does is take and take and give nothing back!!!

Jiggaman2:


Hence I called Nigeria over grown kid. You know the little brother that outgrows you but will never be wiser nor as intelligent as you. Nigeria big for nothing with no brain, can't take care of itself so now he's a burden on everyone on earth especially Ghana.


Alright good night make sure you come back with better lines tomorrow.

We feed you!!!

Your economic and political stability is determined by our attitude towards you!!!