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EducationRe: I Was Almost Scammed This Morning by TheExecutioner: 2:15pm On Mar 05, 2020
I think it would be a good idea to set her up. Get the police to request that the bank blocks her ATM and transfer function of her account.

Sooner or later she will show up to complain to the bank's customer service.

Let the police be waiting with handcuffs to pick her up when she shows up.
HealthRe: Islamic Corona Treatment: Imam Advises People To Drink Camel Urine, Gets Blasted by TheExecutioner: 2:01pm On Mar 05, 2020
Urine is a waste product. It does not possess any healing properties. It's funny because the only places in the world where anyone believes this nonsense is in the islamic world.

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olasaad:
Camel urine is medicinal. I know pregnant women use to take it for easy and safe delivery. And if it's Cs the pain will be mild and it will heal the scar quickly.
RomanceIf Your Girlfriend Is Like This, Just Marry Her by TheExecutioner(op): 10:41pm On Mar 03, 2020
FamilyRe: What Advice Do You Have For Her? by TheExecutioner: 7:44pm On Mar 02, 2020
As in serious psychological help. That evil and stupid religion has made her lose her grip on reality and common sense. The funny thing is that if she had been advised not to marry a headslammer from the beginning she would have ignored the advice in the name of something called "love" grin


Ladylite:
She needs a psychologist.

Her mental health should be treated well.
PhonesRe: Screenshot And Post Your Data Usage In The Month Of February by TheExecutioner: 4:59pm On Mar 01, 2020
CrimeRe: "I Used My Daughter's Law School Fees To Pay Ransom" Kudiratu Rafiu by TheExecutioner: 9:41am On Mar 01, 2020
Honestly, those people are out of touch with reality and very stupid. Did you watch the video? She said that the kidnappers released hostages who were Fulanis without collecting a dime, while the rest of them were made to pay millions of naira.
I just hope that this evil entity called Nigeria will end during my lifetime.


awujale231:
I have to give it up to the people that still think there would be a country called Nigeria in 2023
Christianity EtcRe: Christian Sex. by TheExecutioner: 9:37am On Mar 01, 2020
huh
Christianity EtcRe: Funny Reactions As "Stealing Is Haram" Trends On Social Media by TheExecutioner: 8:45am On Mar 01, 2020
This your stupidity and ridiculousness keeps getting more and more absurd all the time grin

Are you really trying to suggest that the Bible was written after the koran was compiled? Are you really that stupid?

If the Bible did not exist as a book before muhammad Sex Award Winner (SAW) was born, then what does he mean when he refers to Christians and Jews as People of the Book? Which book is he referring to? Is it an imaginary book?

Man, I swear down, if not for the fact that I find MUDSLIMES to have a lot of comedy value, your collective stupidity would be an object of pity grin

AntiChristian:
What year was the Bible compiled in a book?

And who compiled the pentateauch...to the Apocrypha?

Either run away or divert the topic!
HealthRe: Israeli Who Recovered In Japan Develops Coronavirus Again In Israel by TheExecutioner: 4:50pm On Feb 29, 2020
What does this mean? Or don't people of God die?

YorubaKinging:
No real descendants of the people of God will contact this virus
Christianity EtcRe: Funny Reactions As "Stealing Is Haram" Trends On Social Media by TheExecutioner: 4:10pm On Feb 29, 2020
AntiChristian is notorious for his lack of intelligence so just allow him to wallow in his ignorance. grin


1StopRudeness:
Mayb u should try and understand theexecutioner.
As you know the Bible was written in parts..both old and New Testament....

So if he said the Bible had been existing for thousands of years before the Quran he’s technically right becos many books of the Old Testament had already been written and read in the temple long before Jesus came....
Christianity EtcRe: Funny Reactions As "Stealing Is Haram" Trends On Social Media by TheExecutioner: 4:08pm On Feb 29, 2020
I'm sorry Bros, but you are the first class fool here, just like the other first class fool who emerged from Arabia 1400 years ago.

If Paul became an Apostle 300 years after Christ ascended into Heaven, how was he able to meet the original apostles like Peter and James? Are you saying Peter and James were still alive 300 years after Christ ascended into Heaven?

The Old Testament of the Bible beginning from Genesis is thousands of years older than the koran, even if the New Testament is 700 years older. The point is that the Bible obviously predates the koran and so any events or characters mentioned in the Bible who also appear in the koran were obviously plagiarized by the lazy, stupid and unproductive author of the koran grin


creedencity:
difference between Jesus (PBUH) and Muhammad (S.A.W) is not even up to 700 years, and christianity only emanated during the time of paul, over 300 yrs after Jesus (PBUH)

learn and relearn before spewing trash from your disjointed oblangata
Christianity EtcRe: Funny Reactions As "Stealing Is Haram" Trends On Social Media by TheExecutioner: 3:23pm On Feb 29, 2020
And all these persons you're mentioning, in what scripture were their lives first written about?


AntiChristian:
In Qur'an 6:84-87 Allah says:
And We bestowed upon him (i.e. Abraham) Ishaque (Isaac) and Ya'qub (Jacob), each of them We guided, and before him, We guided Nuh (Noah), and among his progeny Dawud (David), Sulaiman (Solomon), Ayub (Job), Yusuf (Joseph), Musa (Moses), and Harun (Aaron). Thus do We reward the good-doers.

And Zakariya (Zachariya), and Yahya (John) and 'Iesa (Jesus) and Iliyas (Elias), each one of them was of the righteous.

And Isma'il (Ishmael) and Al-Yas'a (Elisha), and Yunus (Jonah) and Lout (Lot), and each one of them We preferred above the 'Alamin (mankind and jinns) (of their times).

And also some of their fathers and their progeny and their brethren, We chose them, and We guided them to a Straight Path.

We know you are all a bunch of liars, a big one! Go to another thread and spread your falsehood!
Christianity EtcRe: Funny Reactions As "Stealing Is Haram" Trends On Social Media by TheExecutioner: 3:22pm On Feb 29, 2020
The Bible had been around for thousands of years before the koran was compiled.


AntiChristian:
Answer one simple question Please.
Was the "Bible" around when the Qur'an was compiled?
Christianity EtcRe: Funny Reactions As "Stealing Is Haram" Trends On Social Media by TheExecutioner: 3:04pm On Feb 29, 2020
The Trinity simply states that God has manifested himself in 3 distinct ways. It does not mean that there are 3 persons and God is one of those 3 persons. That lie originated in the book of lies and falsehood called the koran which even said that Mary was part of the Trinity.

As for Paul, do you honestly think a 7 century Arab illiterate non Christian understands Christian literature better than Paul?

AntiChristian:
It's understandable for you guys to hate Muslims with so much hatred! grin

Matthew (5:43-45) said Jesus said: You have heard that it was said, ‘Love your neighbor’ and ‘hate your enemy.’ But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be sons of your Father in heaven.

But Paul said in 2 Corinthians 6:14-15
Do not be unequally yoked with unbelievers. For what partnership can righteousness have with wickedness? Or what fellowship does light have with darkness?...Or what does a believer have in common with an unbeliever?

You all practice Paulism or Paulanity the brand of Christianity derived from Paul!

Was the Bible around when the Qur'an was being compiled? No!
And Allah says Jesus was a messenger not God or one in three Gods!

The theme of the Qur'an was worship only one God Allah while that of the Bible was from one God in the OT to three Gods in one in the NT!

Though Unitarian Christians disagree with three in one God dogma!
Christianity EtcRe: Funny Reactions As "Stealing Is Haram" Trends On Social Media by TheExecutioner: 2:59pm On Feb 29, 2020
They are the heavyweight Champions of copy copy and dubbing grin They're not even ashamed or embarrassed about it

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PoliticsRe: Ban On Street Begging Forces Almajiri To Dumpsites In Kano by TheExecutioner: 12:19pm On Feb 29, 2020
Like 99% of BMC headslammers, you're an a-boki who's ashamed of his roots. Shame on you.

helinues:
Would have been proud to claim one if I were to be.
PoliticsRe: Ban On Street Begging Forces Almajiri To Dumpsites In Kano by TheExecutioner: 12:05pm On Feb 29, 2020
I'm referring to you my friend. Why are you ashamed of being an a-boki? You shouldn't distance yourself from your family just because they're beggars.

helinues:
You were saying you are Igbo Muslim? Or ayam not understanding
PoliticsRe: Ban On Street Begging Forces Almajiri To Dumpsites In Kano by TheExecutioner: 11:44am On Feb 29, 2020
These are your blood relatives you're yabbing like this. Or are you now ashamed of being an aboki muslim?

helinues:
The funniest part about those beggars, not all of them are disable..

No food for lazy man moreover it is not a must to live in the city.. Let them return back to their respective states..
PoliticsRe: Why Buhari Made A U-turn On Legislators’ Jumbo Pay – Presidency by TheExecutioner: 11:24am On Feb 29, 2020
Because he is a fool. Plain and simple.
HealthSee The Strange Connection Between The Coronavirus & The Year 2020 by TheExecutioner(op): 8:11am On Feb 29, 2020
CelebritiesRe: Mompha Flies First Class, Rocks Face Mask by TheExecutioner: 8:09am On Feb 29, 2020
You were taken to the cleaners Ogbeni grin So just crawl under a rock and respect your superiors.

YoungPerson:
MR GRAMMARTICALOGYLISATIONALISM is the boss.

Je'ka gboran.




P.S (this means post script, Mr grammar)
I never sleep just yet.
PoliticsRe: Mohammed Abba Kidnapped As ISWAP Attacks Bambula, Chibok by TheExecutioner: 6:05pm On Feb 26, 2020
Please if you're incapable of intelligence, keep your stupidity to yourself.


Officialgarri:
Just take a look at some idiots jubilating on this thread! A very common characteristic of IPOB criminals.

For example , take a look at one Kingsley Moghalu, who on twitter, said, Boko Haram has defeated the Nigerian army.
And I wondered how someone who should have Nigeria at heart, a patriot, a presidential candidate could utter such!

I'm glad Nigerians rebuked him and I'm also happy that we dodged a bullet
EducationRe: Video: ‘I Slept And Awoke And My Accent Changed To American, God Gave Me The Acc by TheExecutioner: 11:24am On Feb 26, 2020
That question is very relevant to your life and your purpose for existence grin


[quote author= post=86965577]What kinda incoherent rubbish is this huh[/quote]
EducationRe: Video: ‘I Slept And Awoke And My Accent Changed To American, God Gave Me The Acc by TheExecutioner: 7:54am On Feb 26, 2020
Rotten meat Suya has kept someone from having a good night's sleep in addition to the heatwave grin

[quote author= post=86961521]@the bolded,
That is to say :
Na so! cheesy[/quote]
Foreign AffairsRe: Ayasel Slay "Bint Mecca Girls": Saudis Call For Deportation Of A Black Rapper by TheExecutioner: 6:46pm On Feb 25, 2020
Isn't it obvious? Did they even need to conduct a DNA test?

kanbilism:
as Igbos do say they are from Israel....which Jew Government said is a lie with DNA test.
Foreign AffairsRe: Ayasel Slay "Bint Mecca Girls": Saudis Call For Deportation Of A Black Rapper by TheExecutioner: 12:00am On Feb 25, 2020
Spoken like a true loyal slave. Your Arab master and owner will pat you on the head and feed you crumbs from his table.

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ThatFairGuy:
.قام لله على كلوبهم و على سمءهم و ابصارهم غشاو
Your heart has been sealed by Allah, your ear and eyes has been covered....
Never will you listen no matter what we say. LOST SHEEP

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PoliticsRe: No Going Back On Amotekun, Stakeholders Insist by TheExecutioner:
Let their mouths begin to run like diarrhea. Tsephenaya and MelesZenawi come and cry grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Ayasel Slay "Bint Mecca Girls": Saudis Call For Deportation Of A Black Rapper by TheExecutioner: 7:25pm On Feb 24, 2020
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Mummymahdi:
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U lied. No such hadith
Foreign AffairsRe: Ayasel Slay "Bint Mecca Girls": Saudis Call For Deportation Of A Black Rapper by TheExecutioner: 7:24pm On Feb 24, 2020
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you4me:
which hadith give me reference if not stfu
Foreign AffairsRe: Ayasel Slay "Bint Mecca Girls": Saudis Call For Deportation Of A Black Rapper by TheExecutioner: 7:13pm On Feb 24, 2020
Your greatest punishment has already been inflicted on you and it happened on the day you were born without any brain cells.


ThatFairGuy:
Larubawa niwa eh eh, larubawa niwa, ibe naa tibi baba babawa o larubawa niwa (we're Arabian eh eh, we're Arabian, that was where our forefather was born). Don't turn history upside

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