₦airaland Forum

And he told you his Machine gun is not pumping well

And you go see people wey go dey tell am "chai this your child na your carbon cooy". [b][/b]

UncleEdikan:
Please is the Ukrainian embassy open for visa application and interviewing?

mmmh .. ukraine Embassy some are planning to take to amadiohamma deity soon.

Kay100:
Lol....bro make we chill oooo....this is a wrong move o...ukraine matter, hmmm...u sef know as e dey be nah...mk we wait till January abeg...

;Dnò wahala...as the Honorable members don advice say make i chill..i got nò other choice than to take back the offensive missiles that have been ready to be launched.....

Correct guy!! U 2 much !

Kay100:
Lol....bro make we chill oooo....this is a wrong move o...ukraine matter, hmmm...u sef know as e dey be nah...mk we wait till January abeg...

Ok..but make una warn vfs..me never get appointment yet....tell them if they fail to book me by January...I will drag them to any level including amadioha., ..but meanwhile its not stopping me from chilling ma seff. As a matter of fact my uncle has brought me the fresh palmwine I paid for since yesterday.

Energygod:
My brother@TheLionsPride. I saw your message but was too weak to reply then. This is my worst Christmas ever because I'm just tired of this embassy issue. People are doing interview while those of us who did interview going to 3 weeks ago now haven't heard anything from them, this is the height of their rubbish and I'm ready to go to any length to drag them out for their dubious ways.

Ok bro. I wanted to go underground let it not be as if my own worse pass. We have to expose them so they will sit up. We will use the social media first. First we will start by creating a headline in Nairaland, if u can push it to the front page,better cos I don't know how to do it but we will put heads together and construct the story. After that we penetrate Instagram, Facebook,Twitter etc of relevant government authorities

But please I urge everybody to deactivate his ghost mode right now, come out from behind ur screen, come up with ur ideas,so that we can fight this hydraheaded monster

Ok

Energygod:
It's actually really sickening bro I'm very tired rn

Yea bro..if situation nò change by January we must find a way to draw the attention of govt. But i think things shd be better next year shaa As for this remaining few days in 2020, na to just relax,push aside the worries of this world and enjoy the Chrismass season to the fullest

It is only in Nigeria that citizens can be treated like used pads without consideration. If by january,this situation fails to get better, i suggest we may have to make a proactive move. We may have to unite under one umbrella and make a peaceful procession to the relevant body that can look into the plights and predicaments of Nigerians aspiring to study in ukraine. Most of us are yet to be booked for an appointment,most have paid for the ridiculous exorbitant charge to vfs and are yet to be booked, some have been booked and interviewed but yet nothing has been heard. If this situation remains like this by next year then you know that our ambitiions of studying in ukraine may remain a mere wishful thinking or a dream. Although as a last resort i may just forget ukraine and look for elsewhere.

Wealth7723:
Good evening nairalanders.

I’ve been going out with this girl for close to 4 months now and recently we moved in together cuz I want us to get to know each other more.

My instincts has been telling me something is off. That there’s something she’s hiding from me. Just yesterday,I just discovered that she has a child and she didn’t want me to know. The last straw they broke the camels back was when I also discovered that she was into girls too in the past.

I haven’t confronted her yet. I need your candid advice on how to approach this issue.

When you need the best from yoir lawyer,give him every detail of information. U just gave us the summary and we wld be left with nò other choice than to imagine. What did you find out? How did you find out? How accurate are your observations.? Pls dont leave us in d dark

nuggarito:
Took her out one day, while we were gisting, she told me she can't make Eba, and she can't prepare Egusi soup(my best). I con ask her Wetin she sabi do, she say she fit prepare indomie, up this now I keep praying never to meet her shadow talkless of her type.

It may sound fictional but I have experienced this before. She said she cannever please a man by cooking,washing etc

FreakyNasty:
You might be the psychologist I need, who knows?

what of who knows who knows the psychologist

when2:
You need to see a psychologist.

Or konkikologist

Thanks brethren for ur empathies and concerns. Legendary4luv bro,u must be super lucky cos as of 6:23am 7th December u were still lamentatious over this predicament. What really happened bro,the turn around of events here seem to be dramatic. Pls help ur brothers. as in...how did it happen....pls share with ur brothers without hesitation

I called the embassy to verify the authenticity or what my agents are telling me. They said applicants are way too much that i should have patience. Before i cld think of another question to ask,the guy politely thanked me and hung the phone. If had the sliightest idea that this is what one will pass through wld have checked for another country with a more flexible embassy operation

legendary4luv:
Have you done the vfs rituals? Let's just hope for the best

Yea i did but i,ve collected back my sacrifice. My agent was saying that i will go for interview by january. I asked him;after apeasing and propitiating the gods of vfs?? ,he said yes, i said nò, give me back my sacrifice, and he gave it back to me. let me kukuma wait for things to fall into normalcy by january.

Bettymi:
Being denied visa is normal....

Sure sure...but it's not our portion.

legendary4luv:
They told me on Friday, so let's see how things work out! It's scary to be honest

Ok Friday..this is reassuring..I thought a slot is given immediately after performing the vfs cleansing ceremony....let's just keep fingers crossed.

Jceeee:
Hello everybody ,
I came here to seek for advice because I’m in a big dilemma with my kid sister , I don’t want to bore you with long story I will make the long story short.
I got married in May 2000 I was pregnant with my first child , I had my first child in September that same year then another daughter in 2002 May , and in July 2002 my husband left for abroad ( I won’t mention the country ) .

I had to move out of the renting apartment and went back to my parents house with my 2 children while waiting for him to apply for our documents, it took him 2 years to settle and for 2 year he couldn’t send us money because he had no documents and job.

My parents were supportive until when my husband got his documents and started working , he started sending us money every month and was working hard for me and the kids to join him but things were not working well for us , they keep rejecting us but he didn’t get tired of us , but I started getting tired after 5 years of waiting, missing him badly , no intimacy and I was lonely and very depressed.

I start seeking attention outside and I met with a married man that I had a relationship with, I got pregnant in 2008 the man suggested abortion but I didn’t want to abort because I was scared to die because I remember a cousin that had a husband abroad , she got pregnant and went to abort , she died instantly so I didn’t want to end up like her .

I had planned with my sister and mum that I should leave our state to another state ( I won’t mention the name ) to go and have my baby then will come back after the baby is 3 months , I and my kid sister left and rented another house in a different state meanwhile we lied to my dad that I had traveled to this country to join my husband in abroad , things was well.

I had my baby another girl in 2009 and we kept the secret for 3 months from my dad and we had to lie to him , it was my kid sister that has given birth to this baby while we were away and my dad got angry at her and he has said a lot of harsh things to her, it was very painful but my sister supported me and didn’t let the secret come out , even to my husband he just knew the baby was my sister , because I was breastfeeding her , we didn’t want to go home yet so we had to stayed here for a year , when I weaned her and we started preparing to go back home, lying to my dad that things didn’t work out and I couldn’t join my husband anymore, we returned back home in 2010 and we had been keeping this secrets from my dad , husband and other people .

Finally God has been great that I had to joined my husband in 2013 after 11 years of waiting , it was a wonderful time to be with him again , my kid sister got married in 2014 she had a daughter with her husband before marriage born in 2012, so the husband accepted her with my daughter that she pretend to be hers , she went to her husband house , leaving my kids with our parents , she only took the daughter she had with her husband and I used to send them money as usual until in 2015 my 2 daughters I had with my husband joined us abroad and my other daughter stayed behind , I had to convinced my husband that my sister baby should join us too which he was okay and grateful to my sister because she had been the one taking care of our children in my absent so we started applying for documents for the girl, but they kept rejecting it but we didn’t give up, at that same time my sister has also wanted her biological daughter to be included in but I was frank with her that we couldn’t add her daughter because the daughter that I had is known to be hers so if we had another daughter it would be wrong , so this has caused a lot of problems between my sister and I that she called me an ingrate after everything she has been doing to me , but I was never ungrateful to her because I take care of her daughter school fees in a best private school but I just couldn’t take her abroad with us but she is adamant that her daughter should be here too.

Luckily my daughter which to my husband is my niece has joined us this January 2020 , she knows me as her auntie and my sister her mummy , She is doing well my family is complete , I have also had 2 more children with my husband two cute boys but my sister has been threatening and blackmailing that she would tell my husband everything about my daughter , I had begged even our mum has been begging her not to spoil my marriage but she wouldn’t listen.

I’m scared she would tell my husband and my marriage will be over. I don’t sleep well and anytime when my husband get back from work , my heart beat faster thinking that he has found out about the secrets and I’m no longer in peace. he loves my niece ( daughter ) so much that he doesn’t treat her any different from our 4 children but I’m getting so scared , have been taking blood pressure medication because of my sister threatening me.

Please I know a lot of you would insult me because I deserve it but all I need is advice from you .

please if you could offer me some , I just don’t know what else to do

What you did is abominable quite alright but what is needed now is a good damage control. Mmmmh..this is really complicated..u can set him up with a fine babe..catch him red-handed, forgive him,then confess your own. If this ur epistle is real, u may pm me,let's see what can be done. But what u did is sacrilegious,abominable and tabooic

sweetmelanin:
You are a single guy, this is one of the best positions one can be in when planning to migrate ... why would it even cross your mind tie yourself down at this point?

Marry now and you will have to hustle twice as hard to take care of yourself, whilst also maintaining a woman back home and struggling to bring her over to where you are - of which ..if your plans fail or you're not able to secure your stay on time, she might get antsy and move on without you.

This is an unnecessary burden when you can easily find someone to settle down with abroad... there are lots of decent black British, black American, black Canadian girls of Nigerian heritage you can fall in love and build a future with - who will also be happy to help you secure your stay through marriage.

Mmmh...op pay attention to this...this write up really captivated my interest cos I,m facing a similar circumstances with the op. I,m about to travel out for my 2nd degree in medicine and surgery @ 33. This advice is rich and unquantifiable.

justwise:
If you don’t stop this here your days will be numbered here soon.

We Nigerians are our own worst enemies

Lol...very soon we go dey put tire for people's neck for this nairaland

Bettymi:
Paying for the unknown... How will you know if Agent no chop your money ? We need to stop encouraging this

How you will knowi is when they deny you visa

Mmmh... after performing all the rituals (if you know,you know) for my agents to book me via vfs sharpaly..after 48hrs I,m yet to get any reasonable feedback. But what they don't know is that I have gathered all my evidence of payments and also gotten my efcc friend's phone number ready. Infact I have hidden my number and flashed it to confirm that the number is still functional.

[quote author=pcguru1 post=96847031]Lazy youths. [/quote
Yea...the same pattern of grammar...

MrGoood:
https://leakers.ng/woman-bagged-jail-term-for-two-concurrent-marriage

Absolutely
Can't even recognize the mad one. All of them look mentally crippled

[quote author=Oyemyk post=96724761]No, it is a medical insurance that will best the cost of your covid 19 treatments.
In case you test positive.
Government won't bear the cost of your treatment, insurance company will.[/quote
Ok bro...thanks]

Oyemyk:
People who have done interview must attest that your COVID 19 must have a QR code. Because the consular will verify it before you. If it's fake, you're sent out o. Auto-denial..and those that have agents, make sure they current, trustworthy ones.
..so that they don't give you 60 days insurance and they can get the right docs for you.

Because 30 days and 60 days are cheaper o.
Be careful so that agents don't trash your application.
Run immediately they show any sign of untrustworthiness or dishonesty... Some of them are after money, they don't care about your life.

The statement published that gave instructions for covid-19 said it must come from Ukraine and the insurance company must be in Ukraine...any insurance from Nigeria, na

You can get it hours, if you need one.

Thanks for your information bro.... welldone please....ok..but b4 i proceed, Please ler me get some things straight.....what exactly are we talking about here...is it a test that shows one's covid 19 statues?

legendary4luv:
She's already in Ukraine

Ok i thought aw much....my sister just pray for us...to book is the greatest nightmare and unfortunately theres nothing one can do to help the situation

Petersown:
Guys try and hasten your movement because a strong quarantine will be introduced here in Ukraine from December 23rd to Jan 19th

Oh really...unfortunately one lacks the power to exert any influence on the embassy....but have u gotten ur visa or are u already there?

Kay100:
Why this place silent like this??....abi everybody don get appointment for here ni

For where??