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Ajewealth123:
Please be kind enough to wish my boy happy birthday.he I a year old today.watching him grow has been wonderful.
My first fruit
My cute boy
My joy
My happiness.
Though they traveled home for the Ileya celebration
So before you trow the religion ish,
Am a Christian and my wife is a Muslim.
Oya let the fight begin.
Lalasticlala
Abeg come do referee for this one o.
Lalasticlala.

And by the way, that's him with his mum's brother.
I love this boy to the moon and back.
Lalasticlala o abeg help me make dem wish am well for me o.
Abeg no foul talk pls, if you have any grievances with me, abeg direct it at me, abeg abeg abeg, spare my son of any yanmayanma talk o abeg

agbonkamen:
you are pained because you got complimented with small, and tiniest pen*is

agbonkamen:
I need to visit Congo

vedaxcool:
31 views ipob narrow mindedness have no response.


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preciousuweh:
My friend you just spoke my mind.
It marvels me how somebody from a low IQ nation like Nigeria as they ranked it will come and tell somebody from a high IQ nation like will come and tell you that he is a prince online and you will fall for it. please can someone tell who has the low IQ.
They ranked Nigeria as a low IQ nation yet the inventor of the fastest computer in the world is a Nigerian.
Those that that did this ranking are joking with their jobs because all this ranking is a whole lot of crap

NO PUN INTENDED

Jeffrey12:
This one na mumu ranking.... Nigeria is one of the most intelligent black nation in the world...



But maybe na our presido IQ, them take rate the whole naija.

EponOjuku:
You're not my Bible and your belief is founded upon your understanding and mine upon my understanding. It is utmost foolishness to force yours on me as you're not the one who saved me.

I suggest you mind your business. When we get to God, let him judge us accordingly.

menxer:
Hebrews 12:2 (NIV)
2 fixing our eyes on Jesus, the pioneer and perfecter of faith. For the joy set before him he endured the cross, scorning its shame, and sat down at the right hand of the throne of God.

What if the Koran is right in the light if the bolded?

EponOjuku:
Jesus ate in the house of Zachaeus.

The Anti-Balaka militia in CAR are Christians killing Muslims.

The meat sold in the abbatoir which you buy and eat has Moslem prayers offered on it before the cows are slaughtered.
The
Say something else.

EponOjuku:
You're not the author and finisher of my faith, if I show love to all irrespective of religion and you have issues with that, kindly report it to God.

There are Bible doctrines which should guide every Christian. What you typed above is not in any way part of it.

EponOjuku:
Let me ask you a simple question: Can you mention one way in which you're better than those who eat Sallah meat?

sirLeeem:
excuse me sir! Who told you or where did you hear that islam teaches muslims to wage war against xtians?? And where did you hear any muslim calling the holy bible corrupted book? But did you know that all muslims believes that jesus is a prophet but not god neither son of god!
Please be wise do not show your ignorance in public forum! And let me tell you that

Alcatraz007:
I commend you for resisting the urge to hate the muslims in the face of the current religious frictions in Nigeria. I am a Christian and I would go out tomorrow and eat the meat with my muslim friends. Love still trumps hate any day, anytime.

One love Nigeria!

fk001:
You are a bad Christian


In fact you are an extremist

EponOjuku:
I'm a Christian and I eat Sallah meat year in and year out. All of you saying you won't eat Sallah meat are not better than me in any respect.

I love my neighbors, I wish them well, I celebrate with them.

If your own version of Christianity is against that, check your life and you'll see that something doesn't add up.

Effiezynews:
To our Muslim brothers and Sisters in the house( Abuja based). Some of Us wouldn't mind enjoying the Sallah ram tomorrow..How far? Count me in! I have eaten ram just once or twice in my whole life....

I take God beg the sanctimonious, the bigots and the fanatics, kindly jump this post pass...

NwaAmaikpe:



Don't get it twisted
...this matter weak me.

I used to think hijab-wearing women were pious.

BornnAgainChild:
Christopher "King" Bowofade......Locate me now as my future husband....in the name of jesus

(Praying in MFM style)

BBBlaze:
Here's a list of words that do not exist in the English Dictionary which Nigerians use on a daily basis without realizing that those actual words do not exist and even those that exist are not exactly what they think it means.

1. Installmentally:
This “word” is a favourite of many Nigerians, but, sadly, it simply does not exist. You won’t find it any reputable dictionary. The correct thing to say when “installmentally” comes to your mind is in instalments or by instalments.

2. Plumpy:
Nigerians use “plumpy” when they want to say that someone is chubby or slightly fat. The correct expression is plump.

3. Disvirgin:
This particular “word” is used severally on a daily basis, especially by Nigerian men when they intend saying that a woman has lost her virginity to a guy. The correct word to use, however, is deflower, because “disvirgin” is not a word.

4. Crosscarpeting:
This is a favourite of Nigerian politicians and political analysts alike. They use it when they want to say that a politician has dumped his political party for another party, usually a rival party. The right terms to use when describing this scenario are party switching, defection and crossing the floor and not “cross-carpeting” or “crosscarpeting.”

5. Go-Slow :
The word go-slow exists, but not in the way Nigerians use it. A “go-slow,” in the peculiarly Nigerian context, is a situation in which road traffic is very sluggish due to vehicle queues. However, go-slow in the English language actually means an industrial tactic used by employees whereby they intentionally reduce activity, productivity and efficiency in order to press home some demands. When this happens, you say that work in the office, factory or organization is at a go-slow. The correct terms to use when road traffic is very sluggish due to vehicle queues are traffic jam, traffic congestion, gridlock, and (less technically) hold-up, not “go-slow.”

6. Cunny:
“Cunny” is not found in authoritative dictionaries, but it can be found in some slang dictionaries. Over there, it is a slang used to refer to a woman’s v**ina. The correct term to use is cunning (which is used to describe someone that is being deceitful or crafty) and not “cunny.”

7. Opportuned:
There is nothing like “opportuned” anywhere in the English language, but that has not stopped its blatant use by all and sundry in Nigeria, including journalists and writers. The correct word is opportune. The word opportune is an adjective; therefore it has no past tense. An adjective has no past tense. However, some verbs can function as adjectives or adverbs in a sentence. These verbs are called participles and they do have past tenses. They are not pure adjectives. Examples of participles are fattened, amused, disgusted, mystified, overwhelmed, upset and bored. Be that as it may, opportune is a pure adjective and not a participle, therefore it has no past tense. Opportune means appropriate or well-timed.

8. Alright:
“Alright” is a misspelling of the term all right. All right is used when you want to say that something is adequate, acceptable, agreeable or suitable. To hardcore English language linguists, “alright” is not a word. However, its usage is gaining traction and it’s increasingly becoming acceptable. The Merriam-Webster Dictionary – which is considered the gold standard among American English speakers – has recently drawn a lot of criticisms for its permissiveness when it began indexing some otherwise colloquial and street language terms, including “alright.” Most linguists disagree with the gradual acceptance of “alright” as a word by the public and even the media, while those in the minority are “alright” with it.

9. Wake-Keeping:
“Wake-keeping” exists only in the imagination of a few English speakers. As a matter of fact, there is no such thing as “wake-keeping.” The correct word is wake and not even “wake-keep.” Both “wake-keeping” and “wake-keep” are ungrammatical.

10. Screentouch:
This bad grammatical expression gained currency in Nigeria and neighbouring West African countries with the influx of made-in-China stylus pen touchscreen not-so-smart phones in the mid 2000s. It was a novelty then; many in Nigeria had not seen it – or even thought such advanced technology was possible – before. So, they looked for a name to call it and “screentouch” came to mind, after all you just touch the screen and it starts working. In case you’ve still not figured it out yet, the correct thing to say is touchscreen and not “screentouch.”
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AbuUthaymeen:
BARCELONA TRUCK? OP too dey lie

whisper88:
After being mauled by Madrid, an irate fan mauls da crowd.