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grad2012:
I love fried plantian like kilode with fried egg and susage chai d best, am hungry sef fried plantain on my mind.

innocent abi...me likely..bt a lil more height and u d woman of ma dreams

4 d guy above me..u need a centenary award for that question... now 2...where is the pic of the vagina?

MrsPhyno:
I was writing essays on some other thread so I came to write nonsense here

Everything you see you grab. How many female armed robbers have you met before? None! Women don't just grab things!

I remember when I still dey secondary school and I bought one sweet Lacasera on a hot afternoon. One mumu boy now came and grabbed it from me and was just drinking it! I couldn't chase him cause I still get small shame

Even women, living human beings like yourself, you people will still grab their waist or their arm! Why? Try stop am. Thank you.

cc: Teempakguy the brainiac
lalasticlala

ooh..I saw grab and thought it was the grabbing of.............

Captainswag225:
interesting fiction. Welldone o.p

seee you need a Nobel prize along side the world cup

iheanyi40:
op u no get dis fone jare, no de jonse us here


show us a pics of u with d phone stop lifting pics from d net

lol...dis guy na warri guy..

naija and dia ...thomas ideology would make dem miss out on good things when dey are available... oya wait.. even I too said its too true to be good ..Abi how dey dae talk am...uploading my own unboxing video give me a minute and d link will be here..den you can shout all you want

NCP:
Do you ve the vkWorld vk6050/s too? How much?

no...market no move for d tin head

NCP:
How do l get across 2U

dats a little prob bt we wld sort it out

sats:
*TeamXiaomi joor

show me a. 16k xiaomi with this specs and I promise to delete this account

NCP:
Yhup

just hala at me..text message only ..Ur name and location...and keep your money on ground

NCP:
Where did u buy it.

u need one I guess

NCP:
Where did u buy it.

you wanna get 1?

if u dnt buy dis phone u have no right 2 buy a tecno


mod do ya work

pic... Is here...google and be wowed....i can help u get 1..jst t.p and comission of 2k **winks**

well it would be mean nt 2 share dis info......
Vk 700 is a phone 2 be respected and 2 pocketed, with 13mp camera, ultra slim design, 3200mah , 5.5 inch display for just around 16k den u knw dat dis aint funny....wait! Jst 16k? Yeah right 16k.. Just bougit mine recfntly and flexing tor bad... Specs and pics coming


VK World Vk700 Android4.4 MT
6582 Quad Core 5.5 inch Screen
13.0MP+ 5.0 Front Camera Dual
Sim Card Mobile Phone
Specifics
Unlock Phones
Yes
Recording Definition
720P
Display Color
Color
Thickness
Ultra Slim(<9mm)
Design
Bar
CPU
MT6582,quad core, 1.3G Hz
Cellular
GSM/CDMA
Display Resolution
1280x720
Touch Screen Type
Capacitive Screen
Display Size
5.5
SIM Card Quantity
Dual SIM Cards
Release Date
2015
RAM
1GB
Band Mode
2SIM/Dual-Bands
CPU Manufacturer
MTK
Camera
13.0MP
Talk Time
3-5hours
ROM
8GB
Operation System
Android
Feature
GPS Navigation,Email,FM
Radio,MP3
Playback,Touchscreen,Bluetooth,
Wi-Fi,Memory Card Slots,Video
Player,Gravity Response,Front
Camera,Message,HD Video
Player,GPRS
Battery Type
Detachable
Item Condition
New
Battery Capacity(mAh)
3200MAH
Camera Type
Front & Back Camera
Language
English,Russian,German,French,
Spanish,Polish,Portuguese,Italian,
Turkish,Norwegian,Other
Size
131*66.3*7.6mm
Brand Name
Other
model
Vk 700
color
black, white
Operation system
android 4.4
screen
5.5 inch Screen
SIM
dual sim card
camera
13.0mp+5.0mp

B4 dat...abeg rate this battle https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=591103494326752&id=100002813197128&comment_id=591663197604115&offset=0&total_comments=25&_rdr am the anthonio

baybeeboi:
you must be Femi Fani-Kayode's associate

how u take know?...ur dad 2 is one of us!..tell him I said hi..

My babe found out I voted for ambode nd gave me guilt free pass, a brand new iphone6...2 weeks of uninterrupted samba supply..nd now my JJ thompson is now 11 inches...there is truly CHANGE going on!..sai APC

3rd space....she must not be from any village in ibadan!...

She must be from calabar or have calabar attributes...

Make she no fyn pass tinubu ooh..I go talk am again ooh...

Marlicque:
fdbgergregerag

fp abi?..I feel ur pain

So I have catched my space!...eheen op u say?....

1...She shld be as fugly as timaya ( in case oga shld want 2 samba ;-)

2..Ehm...she shld not have a nyash bigger that dan of madam ( no tym for Gobe)

3...First check her with ur holy water (witch), silver bullets (were wolf), wooden stake (vampire)

4..Her skirts should be long enough 2 be used as rug

5..she shld have children too..(If she kidnap ur own den u kidnap her own)..

6..Her pant should be always checked ( choi..incase ur pikin go touch am kon die)..

7...Ehmmmm...my personal favourite..she shld be in apc..

You probably must have heard of elephantiasis
abi?.. Forget it..cos it isn't making the list..you might
wish to have some nd some u would absolutely run
from!..
1..Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva “StoneMan
Syndrome”
U knw when you suffer an injury and u probably
wait for the muscles to patch up alongside the
ligaments..imagine..the muscles and ligaments
growing back as bones!..yes!..the stone man disease
virtually makes u like a statue..ur skeleton would
probably look like ...I dnt knw how to describe
2...Cotard’s Delusion, “Walking Corpse Syndrome”
A rare asin extremly rare medical condition that is a
mental disorder..dnt think they shoot dis dudes and
they don't die..what happen is that they have a very
absurd illusion of their body parts being missing nd
they tend to act like it..they would do anything to be
with their "kind" and love being with dead
things..seriously you dnt wanna jam dis type around
12pm
3...
Epidermodysplasia Verruciformis, Lewandowsky-
Lutz dysplasia, “Tree Man Syndrome”
You think elephantiasis is bad?..then this
badder!..the tree man syndrome is also another rare
disorder that ur limbs have an appearance of tree
barks growing on them!..actually they are warts
gone bad!..and they actually are painfull and heavy
as eewish that they appear
4...Aquagenic urticaria, “Water Allergy”
Being hydrophobic is crazy but imagine when you
can't touch water..no bathing, ur lips dnt touch
water and no rain bath..eeeyaaa!!...altho its debated
that impurities causes our number 4 crazy disease
no one can still phantom why people who suffer
from this have non stop itching and blisters
whenever they come in contact with water
5..Alien Hand Syndrome
When ur pastors said that ur left hand should never
know what ur right is doing ..I bet he didn't know
they are some people that do not know what one of
their hands is doing..instance!..you are in office and
trying to write down a note and ur other hand is just
wiggling and jumping up and down telling
everybody waka and u can't stop it!..what was
actually going in is..ur other hand is acting
according to instructions from ur thinking faculty
while the alien hand is just acting to impulse from
the brain...try posing a threat to ur self e.g cut a
finger nail and you will experience the deadliest
fight of fingers..
6.. porphyria "vampire disease"
Vampire diaries na lie abi?..try meeting someone
that cannot step into the sun if not their skin
bubbles and boils..that's not all, these dudes have
modified gums that are retracted and pointy that
give them appearance of fangs and +1 they sheet
purple sheet..yes oh! purple shiit..these dudes
where soppused to be dogs but where just born
humans according to their brain tho!..if u are staying
in sokoto or kastina nd u have this then bros!..I am
very very sorry for you..
7...CIPA "no pain disease"..
Oyaa..I personally wished I had this in controlled
form..when mumsy dey get boys that year!..CIPA is a
very funny disease like u dnt feel pain..either hot or
cold or blow or punch, internal pain ooh..abi
igbati..but altho it sounds cool u feel only all other
stimuli like going to toilet and hunger but imagine
being in sokoto and ur body doesn't know how to
sweat!..but no bone things I still dey feel this one
8..Persistent sexual arousal syndrome
This 1 is just so somehow!..imagine being at orgasm
or close to orgasm 247..I know some fokls would
love this but..lemme hint u on the bad side..u
blackout! Yes! Nd it doesn't stop..ur dicck is always
hard and you non stop are wet as a lady...if ur
girlfriend has this one then u wldnt have the
embarrassment of "mtcheew! He can't
perform"..**winks**
9...The ondo state outbreak "mysterious disease"..
Yess ooh!! We can't outlook this one!..a disease that
has no cousin or mother and tests negative to the
top 50 deadliest diseases then you know that its
scary and deadly as well as so so..ondoish...
altho the state has prohibited the spread of false
information that doesn't stop the fact that this
disease has no checker!..it turns you blind because
of swelling attacks ur nervous system and activates
ur pain receptors in spasms..
10...This spot is reserved for the deadliest but also
cooles...hold on!..the Gods are saying
something....ok! What do u think should be no. 10?

[quote author=Maamin post=32844250][/quote]maamin 10-1 shabyn**some text missing**

Babzilla:
those are not diseases per se. They are abnormalities

abnormality na wetin?..out of normal ..disease na wetin? Deviation from normal state of being!