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[quote author=Mamila123 post=32368600][/quote]wah?...wah ya asking?...you gat a problem for me to solve? You want me to do some thinking fo ya?...aint no one qouting me if dey aint gat somfin reasonable to say..nd you better tell me wha ya say fully...3-inched-cocked-sized modafuckers!

uyplus:
And ppl are still so gullible..

excuse me!..you gat a problem with accepting the fact that we gat fake pastors or what?..you know what..its easter nd I am gonna let this pass..but try it another nd you will be looking for dear sweet white jesus

shahydbinaliyu:
If Quran wasn't the new testament, why did it complement original Bible and explain everything that Bible didn't... Like everything about life, deathtrap, grave and hereafter

because we can't go from "kill your enemies------love ur enemies-----then back to kill ur enemies".......we can't go from " dress this way to this place------ you can dress all you want so far it doesn't lead another person to sin because ur God loves you the way you are-----then back to dress this way if not u will not make heaven."......nd most especially we dnt go from killing rams-----this son of God died for you so you dnt need to kill rams because his blood is the appeasing agent----the back to "no..no...no...no...you need to kill rams and goats"...that's the reason, islam can't claim to be the new testament because u niggers doing things the old way...and uh uh uh we don't move from "fight to defend the name of ur God nd punish people for the wrong they do -----------you are not God, so don't play God, let God be d one to judge and if some1 says there is no God he is entitled to his judgment---------then all the way back to " kill any mutherfucker hu says he aint gonna do what he asked to do, cut the hands of a motherfucking boy who steals 10 naira, shoot a bitch who drives, kill a nigger hu drops and iphone 6 on a quran, enter a nigga moment with a nigger who says Allah is just a delusion"....now I hope you get d jist...puntah!!

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shahydbinaliyu:
If all terrorism acts are from muslims, why is it that 90% of the attacks are on muslims Or Muslim countries?

[/s].....all dos questions to me don't mean a shet!...why u asking?..to drive attention?..to get an argument?..if u rilli think an easter day is d best to start ur hipidy hop behaiviour then you better start to learn to shut da Bleep up!..if u wanna be a nigger dat don't believe in jesus then suck it alone to ur self nd don't get around looking for a nigger moment,.....nigger u shld be jailed for jumping ur asss on a sunday to post this shit...stupid asss, rugged asss, raggedy asss, punk asss, pusssy ass motherfucker...

shahydbinaliyu:
Where are all the festival periods in Bible? " Did Jesus actually did any of them?"

GBAGUAN!!!

Ehm...bros..the pics aint loading

Yeppa...**grabs jerry cans ** **zooms off to filling station ** **steps out** **in ma betday suit**...**the chick selling faints***...#yeah that's right aint gonna be shy of a 10 inch will ya..*winks*

May the faces of all fans of asari dokubo turn like this..and let the children of God say amen!!

It means "stop being a bietch and own up to ur life, get ur asss togeda and become a real person, for hell sake a nigger died for you nd you on a sofa watching 50 shades of grey on a sunday?...n get ur raggedy ass, stupid ass, pusssy ass, punk ass to church nd sing some allelu to the lord..now somebodu say AMEEEN"...

Hol up hol up hol up...if the nigger aint settle his dues then why he gonna pay thite..it be something like you wicked nd wana see some dude go broke......hehehhehe!!...dnt tell me u understoond what I just wrote?

Pls when can the "touch not my anointed nd do my prophet no harm" rule be over looked....some so called men of God deserve general beating

**in that babe on d adverts voice** every night with pampers is a happy day for ronkiss..hehehe!..a simple advice when u going 2 bed, tie ur j.B thompson asin tie am well well..I drop 100k you aint gonna be a pissy no more

So they in south africa and d boy neither of them voted buhari in. so why should I give a fvck about them?...

CharlesNneji1:
Ok. enjoy

ok...so you mean If zara doesn't come online on whatsapp for 2days. I can ask her what happened abi but in anoda way...give me a sentence to use in that situation...like "which guy where you cheating on me with that you switched off ur phone? **grin**.....

CharlesNneji1:
well it doesn't mean she is asking you out BUT when a girl asks a guy this question out of the blues she is usually romantically interested in him

dude I must say that the sarcasm works...they be dis girl whom I've been trying 2 woo 4 a very long while...u knw I've tried the jew boy, the pastor style and every every but only one day she uploaded a smashing pic nd I type "**straight face** since I only date girls am more attractive than, baby you are up"...at first it was just a "lol"..then she messaged me on whatsapp demanding that I say the full meaning of what I typed..I dnt knw if this is ryt bt I simply responded "it means I am in the helping mode I want to help you out of loneliness by adding my touch of live into yours"...ever since then its been she calling and me forming but u didn't say the aspect where she keeps pestering you about kisses and even doing it in such a way that it becomes embarrasing...I didn't signup to get laid afta jst 2 weeks of friendship..

Bro you gat talent and I wouldn't deny...but why not think of taking this stuff higher...like professional..only exclusive to ball point and painting stuff...I guess I know a number of top men that would like to sponsor you..whatsapp me on 08051520063 nd lemme see what I can do...am nt saying it wld be 100% a sure thing but why not giv it a shot...

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[/color]Somewhere in lagos:

That afternoon I made up my mind to finally go to church kudos to the pressure from my mum, reason: I was 26 nd still couldn't stay 2 weeks with a girl without a breakup..my name is wale, a black like charcoal dude bt in the category of tall, dark and handsome, although I had the money, comfy job nd appearance I just didn't find it the only good thing I knew I was bad at was ladies..I just finished a breakup session with the recent one..(although that one wasn't my fault she asked me to make a blood oath..in d 21st century?)..so at exactly 6:45 I took my keys zoomed off to the nearest major church I could find (name withheld)..
2 hrs of this evening service nd the only thing I could remember hearing was the numerous "good evening" from either those female ushers or those ladies that keep looking at someone like " yes!! I am ur bride 2 be"
After the thanksgiving offering that came after a lady with one nyash that make you scream "lobatan" did the sermon...I stood up to go nd then saw a familiar face leaving the hall also..ah it was blessing and I was sure of it..the many thoughts of how many times me and blessing hit it off almost immediately made my julius berger twitch..although she has been my childhood friend, she is also one of the few girls that have sex just for the pleasure ("no strings attached" type)..I immediately left my seat wizzing pass all dos ushers despite their "sir,sir,mister"..I still caught a glimpse of her as she walked away into the darkness nd that was when my legs sped with all force with my brain releasing all neccessary energy saying "you must jam that puna today ooh"..my JB was half way hard now as I kept thinking of how sweaty this agenda wld be..I raced up to her nd finally gained grounds..I could already see her potruding ass from the knee length skirt...her breasts could almost be seen from her back, she kept pressing her phone like normal without turning back, my eyes already had zoomed into clothes off mode nd in the spirit of konji as I was 2-3 steps behind her I grabbed her nyash as I called her name..
Blessing froze as I touched her nd almost immediately screamed "jesus"..she removed her earpeice nd turned back to see who it was..but "jesus" it wasn't blessing...it was the lady that preached..

This is #TheMascot's first publication..
Title: The sister in the lord
Genre: Mouth Action, office, religious, oral..et.c


Intro:
my breath skipped like as if I was shot a gun as she grabbed my aching dick nd said "with all holiness, I want you to fucck me"..



7 days earlier.....(Play)