₦airaland Forum

hatux:
Like I don't agree, wetin person name they find for there? Isn't that Lewandosky of Germany?

ehm..maybe na hin cousin abi una want pictures?..

Babzilla:
What of Cancer

Not very pretty. The pain

ehm!! Bros its for rare diseases!..if not cattarh for dey d list 2 na

10..**modified** I know yall would be waiting for a disease that might make u explode but the number 1 is ...ectopia cordis.."Outside heart"..

Altho normally in infants, imagine ur heart being outside the rib cage!..yes..just beneath the skin..its a congenital abnormality that causes the heart to grow outside the rib cage..I guess no breaking of hearts..a small tap on ur heart and u feel it alonside pain..bd if u lie down on it..tor u are dead be that... Ppls,,not..all of the above have no cure for now!..

6.. porphyria "vampire disease"
Vampire diaries na lie abi?..try meeting someone that cannot step into the sun if not their skin bubbles and boils..that's not all, these dudes have modified gums that are retracted and pointy that give them appearance of fangs and +1 they sheet purple sheet..yes oh! purple shiit..these dudes where soppused to be dogs but where just born humans according to their brain tho!..if u are staying in sokoto or kastina nd u have this then bros!..I am very very sorry for you..

7...CIPA "no pain disease"..
Oyaa..I personally wished I had this in controlled form..when mumsy dey get boys that year!..CIPA is a very funny disease like u dnt feel pain..either hot or cold or blow or punch, internal pain ooh..abi igbati..but altho it sounds cool u feel only all other stimuli like going to toilet and hunger but imagine being in sokoto and ur body doesn't know how to sweat!..but no bone things I still dey feel this one

8..Persistent sexual arousal syndrome
This 1 is just so somehow!..imagine being at orgasm or close to orgasm 247..I know some fokls would love this but..lemme hint u on the bad side..u blackout! Yes! Nd it doesn't stop..ur dicck is always hard and you non stop are wet as a lady...if ur girlfriend has this one then u wldnt have the embarrassment of "mtcheew! He can't perform"..**winks**

9...The ondo state outbreak "mysterious disease"..

Yess ooh!! We can't outlook this one!..a disease that has no cousin or mother and tests negative to the top 50 deadliest diseases then you know that its scary and deadly as well as so so..ondoish...

altho the state has prohibited the spread of false information that doesn't stop the fact that this disease has no checker!..it turns you blind because of swelling attacks ur nervous system and activates ur pain receptors in spasms..

10...This spot is reserved for the deadliest but also cooles...hold on!..

You probably must have heard of elephantiasis abi?.. Forget it..cos it isn't making the list..you might wish to have some nd some u would absolutely run from!..

1..Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva “StoneMan Syndrome”

U knw when you suffer an injury and u probably wait for the muscles to patch up alongside the ligaments..imagine..the muscles and ligaments growing back as bones!..yes!..the stone man disease virtually makes u like a statue..ur skeleton would probably look like ...I dnt knw how to describe

2...Cotard’s Delusion, “Walking Corpse Syndrome”

A rare asin extremly rare medical condition that is a mental disorder..dnt think they shoot dis dudes and they don't die..what happen is that they have a very absurd illusion of their body parts being missing nd they tend to act like it..they would do anything to be with their "kind" and love being with dead things..seriously you dnt wanna jam dis type around 12pm


3...

Epidermodysplasia Verruciformis, Lewandowsky-
Lutz dysplasia, “Tree Man Syndrome”

You think elephantiasis is bad?..then this badder!..the tree man syndrome is also another rare disorder that ur limbs have an appearance of tree barks growing on them!..actually they are warts gone bad!..and they actually are painfull and heavy as eewish that they appear

4...Aquagenic urticaria, “Water Allergy”
Being hydrophobic is crazy but imagine when you can't touch water..no bathing, ur lips dnt touch water and no rain bath..eeeyaaa!!...altho its debated that impurities causes our number 4 crazy disease no one can still phantom why people who suffer from this have non stop itching and blisters whenever they come in contact with water

5..Alien Hand Syndrome

When ur pastors said that ur left hand should never know what ur right is doing ..I bet he didn't know they are some people that do not know what one of their hands is doing..instance!..you are in office and trying to write down a note and ur other hand is just wiggling and jumping up and down telling everybody waka and u can't stop it!..what was actually going in is..ur other hand is acting according to instructions from ur thinking faculty while the alien hand is just acting to impulse from the brain...try posing a threat to ur self e.g cut a finger nail and you will experience the deadliest fight of fingers...

joywendy:
GUY ARE YOU JOBLESS OR SOMETHING

DID ANY "NERD" STEAL YOUR MONEY AT NIGHT?

WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH THE "NERD" WORD?

WHAT'S YOUR BUSINESS IF SOMEONE IS A NERD OR NOT?


PLEASE GO AND DUMP YOUR FRUSTRATION ON NERDS SOMEWHERE ELSE. DON'T DISRUPT THIS BEAUTIFUL THREAD

THANKS

CRAZY ATTENTION SEEKER WHO IS OBSESSED WITH NERDS AND LOOKING FOR CHEAP LIKES AND FOLLOWERS. SMH!

hol up!...you a sister to her or what?..asin u didn't catch the whole jist from the start nd u just come to join ur mouth!! If he should start on u nw u wld say he is nt a gentleman!...leave dem alone..dey are doing their chicken fight..nd we can be getting to know each oda better!..so wha ya say?

gj22:
Girl, just ignore him. He is obviously a troll seeking attention. He is a keyboard warrior.

Edit: sorry, meant girl not dude.

wat d f are u apologising 4?.

cao:
That was my intention, but like I said he made it very easy.

Be carefull..av read thru his posts..dat dude is no attention seeker he knows how to put people in their place..u myt wanna extend that ban..cos he will back again like KARMA

cao:
I'm the mod of this section...if it wasn't already obvious. Wait, you're highly promiscuous right?

oh! So there is also a mod for this section?..that hilarious and yes! Am the bleep type!..u wanna bleep!..

lolu20:
small boy.if u cant do something,dont say another person cannot do it.u think say nah fine boy man dey take catch woman..no go work get ur money.mumu

coming from a person whu plays games 247! Buh! I think I will not fall 4 dat lie

cao:
Thank you for making this easy.

hehehehe!..she reported that dude..now that really NERDY..lol..wait..u a virgin ryt?..

Ellylace:
Lolzz..Best post I've read today..

u ar making me blush ooh...anyway tnks

haibe:
Hmmn.. i still wonder why only African Christians talk about spirit these spirit that, you hardly hear all these from white Christians. . I guess I will believe my instinct that we are probably bringing our superstitious traditions into Christianity. . I don't doubt evil spirits tho

lol!!...dats because we gat white jesus and black jesus...we gat white heaven and black heaven...**serious face** **stands up** u knw!! Heaven to the whites is a tax-free, free health support, no goverment and especially they have no russians in heaven and russians have no americans in thiers..but in black heaven..we gat a place to sing, free girls, free girls, money, golden houses and especially no evil spirits ** sits on couch** white jesus is cool, full of love, mercifull and he is totally someone that makes life full of meaning **crosses legs** **sips orijin ** while black jesus is a rich man that's sopozed to make u rich over night, he kills u if u dnt forward whatsapp messages, he kills ur enemies more of a superman if u wanna call him, he is just d guy that is sopozed to look for a wife for u..** stands up ** so u see my friend **strecthes suit** we are totally diffrent, comparing white and black christianity is like comparing the votes of kano to bayelsa..they both votes but one is more important and meaningful than d other **walks to the door** my friend **signals to body gaurds** **steps into royce** **wines down tinted window ** I will see ur later...

shahydbinaliyu:
Laughing... That's the beauty of Quran.

Believe in oness of Allah and believe in his prophets.. Evey single one.. We Muslims believe in every prophet..


If you believe in Jesus, you will be praying just like muslims.. It's Bible.. Even Surat fatia is Bible.. That your our father in heaven and bla bla bla.. Is Surat fatia.. How to perform ablution is Bible.

You never follow Jesus teachings but you follow Paul teachings... I will upload the picture here as proof

CHEI!! OLODO OOOOHHH!...ur primary school days complete so?...where did u nt read in thy greek bible that JESUS bowed his head to pray because of grief?...where didn't u read that jesus supported (literally) his disciples for eating without washing hands?...abi did he say that clothings are better than the state of mind?...or wait...wait...wait...wha ya muhammed say about adultery and da punishment nd wha ya know abt wha JESUS said abt adultery nd the punishment?.....**picks up gun** u remember what jesus said in matthew 7 vs 7?..nd u knw da wha paul all said za abt mathew 7 vs 7?...u remember tha bros J took 12 desciples meaning he wanted unity in diversity... Hehehehe!! U nd ur child raping prophet should go eat a dicck

shahydbinaliyu:
That's exactly what you did by not following Jesus and following Paul

hehehehe...wait so you know JESUS, GOD, EZEKIEL, PAUL, MARY and YOUR HISTORY IS CENTERED AROUND JESUS (BC and AD)...but dude..d only pips I knw In islam is professor muhammed and allah...hehehe...dnt worry u guys will get dia

Ifeann:
zeongeon here is the greatest of deceivers verses

Qur'an 3:54—And they (the unbelievers) planned to deceive, and Allah planned to deceive (the unbelievers), and Allah is the best of deceivers.

Qur'an 7:99—Are they then safe from Allah's deception? No one feels safe from Allah's deception except those that shall perish.

Qur'an 8:30—And (remember) when the unbelievers plotted deception against you (O Muhammad), to imprison you, or kill you, or expel you. They plotted deception, but Allah also plotted deception; and Allah is the best of deceivers.

Since the Bible declares that Satan is the father of lies (John 8:44), the question must be raised: Do Christians and Muslims worship the same God?

Bros pls I would like to confirm if all what said above is true @shahybinaliyu....oyaa ooh....hehehehe..u dey find xtianity trouble? Dey no tell u say if na fight una no reach?...**like a greek God** we are still the leading religion

shahydbinaliyu:
yes of course... just to show you how corrupt it is.. that's why it's contradictory..
better get Greek Bible.. go online and read. better revert to Islam before it's too late...
God will never accept any other religion apart from Islam...
av told you o.. coz God will surely ask you on judgment day that don't the message of Islam reach you?

shahydbinaliyu:
Laughing... So many novice.. Most are just church goer.. They know absolutely nothing about Christianity.


Clearly you know nothing about Moses law.. And the so called new law


Am done talking to you.. talking to you is like talking to a wall.. My blog will answer you.... Go read there...



Like i said.. Novice... Only fools based on rumors..

Everything you think you know about islam... Ask Quran or hadith..

Better still.. Visit my blog.

hehehehe...see dis 1...anoda blogger gone mad...no thanks..my mb has better things to do..

NosoChic:
What is your usual urinating pattern?.....

left-right-up-left-down-left-left-right-up-up-down-left-halt.... that's ma urinating pattern..then if J.B is 2 hard..you know we do ryt ;-) ...hehehe

shahydbinaliyu:
See this Paul follower.... Old rule? God rule is old rule? So pathetic... Live free by doing everything against the God rule?
Any terrorist attacks is mostly based on political. If muslims are terrorist like you claim, why are they killing muslims? Why is it that it's muslims country that suffers terrorist attacks most? Guy.. Think before you talk ehn
What did Prophet Muhammad say o.. Enlighten me

I think say d OLODO na yab bt na reality...1.. You go tell me d christian were u don see wey dey do opposite of 10 commandment nd dey proud..simple law..new rule is the mequalisation of the old rule(it means summary of the old rule OLODO)...it sayd "love thy neighbour as thy self"...2...u dey ask me why na muslims dey kill muslims? Which oda answer dey?..na because una like fight pass quarell na nd also because una no get simple sense..na so so washing of brain dey de give una ...hehehe...95 virgins..una dey kpansh for una own heaven abi...I hail ooh..3..u dey ask me wetin una associate professor muhammed talk?...stop watching 50 shades of grey nd go and read thy quran...he who has ears let him hear....hehehe..e dey tell me say na political issues..after dey promise una quran crammers say if dey commit suicide or die fighting the enemy, they go get money nd 95 virgins, u expect make dey no fight abi?...person prick go charge go war

shahydbinaliyu:
Do you know how many beggoten son of God is in Bible? Do you know how many ordinary son of God in Bible?

Son of God is simply an expression of saying that.... Someone is a righteous person..

hehehe!! Coming from a person that is a professor of xtianity abi?...una go dey cram song sey una dey pray....**in ur voice** insullla hilahilam...mukutu labumushuriiiiim...suuuck maaa dicckk uu dumb moda fuccckeerss....abi na by bowing down we dey take go heaven!!

shahydbinaliyu:
Laughing.. Maa start answering your questions.
Islam doesn't support unjust killings. Want me to show you in Bible that killing is allowed.

Well.. Dressing code of muslims women is same as mary mother of Jesus dressed. Want me to show you verse in Bible that supported hijab?

Killing rams ain't in Bible? Or Bible didn't support the festival period that muslims do kill rams?

And according to Bible.. Jesus didn't die for anyone. If you want the Bible verse. Ask o

Kill whoever isn't worshipping same God with you is in Bible but Quran ask us to tolerate and show them the way.

Cutting hands of whoever steal is also in Bible .Moses law. God law

And Islam doesn't say kill woman who drives nor whoever drop phone on Quran.

Satisfied? You don't even know Bible talkless of knowing Islam..

olodo simple english you no understand...thnk God u said moses law..dat was the old rule dude!...we now live free..bt u dudes are still bounded to dress codes and strict plan..like secondary boarding school students...nd until u convince ISIS nd BOKO HARAM to find a christain name, yall a set of blood thirsty killing engines...saying the quran does not legalise killing...wetin professor muhammed talk when e dey medina..instead of make u dey read quran u go dey watch 50 shades of grey....hehehe...once again..OLODO

shahydbinaliyu:
[s]You will repeat it on judgement day


And to debunk the trash you said.. Every holy book has connections.. Every Holy book misunderstood leads to another religion.
And the last holy book ,(
Quran) encompasses it all
Do you understand?[/s]

...hehehehe....anoda lie...about 50 diffrent religions have sprung up since when the first call to prayer was done in medina...so pls if its by book...bros..ur islam is now a grand pa and should die out...but why dnt u guys fight hinduism or atheist?...u always looking to shoot the golden eagle abi?..dats gud!! Its good to aim higher as a minority...you know?...don't worry when u guys get to d stage of where muhammed is willing to die for you then maybe it would be like apc and pdp..where people will decamp....but until then...you have to know that this GOLDEN EAGLE has a protection not even the next generation lies and weapons can stand the flap of its wings....nd u sound like dos crying kids with cattarh from dia nose " its only God that will judge you"...hehehehehehe

Pls you are still needed

Anomnity:
@muslim Op.Thank God people have already exposed & disgraced you before I came.

**in shau khans voice***

FINISH HIM

TADADA

ANOMMITY

Pls you are still needed

Anomnity:
@muslim Op.Thank God people have already exposed & disgraced you before I came.

**in shau khans voice***

FINISH HIM

TADADA

Hehehehehe

Horlufemi 20- 1 elhakimmed

Horlufemi:
I still stand by what I said. I know my stuff.

Jehovah the true God =/= allah

Islam is a cult started by a narcissist. A cult that spread through terror. It only survived because there was no central government to check them.

Our relationship with Yahweh is a father-child relationship. While your relationship with your allah is a master-slave relationship.

Your propaganda won't work here.