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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator:
CheerfulGiver:
Uber is a very good business if you follow the following

1. Clean Nigerian used
2. Not more than 3m purchase price. Not more than 1.6L
3. Manual transmission (if he can't drive manual, he can fuck_ off quite frankly)
4. You'll be in charge of ALL fixes on the car. In including periodic oil changes.
5. Inspect car once a month at point of oil change.
6. Avoid "repair" focus on faulty part replacement with OEM parts.
7. All mechanical parts should be replaced before giving car out.
8. Brand new tires.
9. 65k weekly remittance
10. Never ever HP
12. Never sign more than 3 months contract

More information on consultancy terms which will be monetary. Unless you are currently on the telegram group
So who's the mumu driver that will take a Nigerian used Nissan manual car on hire purchase? Except a desperate goat like you that want to kill himself driving . Abi, na your papa wan drive am? You would have advised him to buy keke Marwa or korope and put on hire purchase on Uber in order to.make profit.

You just gave a stupid advice.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 7:27pm On Nov 24, 2024
Doris4ever:
Thanks @djdamian for this wonderful gesture and giving back to the society.

Though I missed out as usual.

But I still appreciate the fact that you have a good heart to give.

Cheers 🥂

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 6:52pm On Nov 18, 2024
Pearl1910:
Ta... which dirty AI
Which one is the picture is a carbon copy. Olodo, I am saying the picture Pope posted doesn't have a watermark, meaning his source is the original owner or snapper of the photo. While the one u posted which u got online has watermark, so Pope couldn't have gotten his picture online if not it did have a watermark or trademark of the poster such as jiji.

Una suppose they shame if I no go school and I dey school una. But una wey claim to get degree no sabi decipher simple things and surmount easy challenges.

Cheerfulgiver don build house, what do u have to show other than trek from ilupeju to VI under sapa?
I'm begining to think you have just been discharged from Yabaleft because there's no sense in what you just wrote.

In case you don't know, cheerfugiver lives in Ogombo. Watermark or not, both pictures are the same.

After all these revelation of falsehood and deceit, if you still believe that house belongs to cheerfugiver, then it's obvious you soak your head daily with cow dung (poo) before typing here.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator:
Pearl1910:
Oluwole Detective, Popes pic doesn't have a watermark, yours has a watermark, meaning Pope got the picture from the original owner of the picture, while urs is a copy.
Several reasons can make a Landlord stay in a rented apartment, and rent his house.
Afteral, we know nothing, there could be 2units of three bedroom flat in that compound.
Hate has made u blind.
Your level of reasoning is too low for my liking sometimes. Do you think the image I have was manually generated? You thought I went searching for a similar image on the whole worldwide web, abi? Pope got his picture from original owner bla bla bla.. Have you not seen that Pope's picture is a carbon copy of the one on jiji?

AI was used to correctly match all the images I uploaded with the one Pope uploaded as one and the same, I wanted to know the source of the image, its that easy and a very simple task. The picture pope has was 100percent copied from jiji, otherwise it wouldn't match if it were original picture. Get sense young man. This is why Dav1002 and Omoapana dey talk say you no go school.

But I'm not actually surprised you can't make out anything out of this fake picture by Pope. Birds of a feather.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 1:23pm On Nov 18, 2024
Itsrm:
If he decides to pick the picture of his house on jiji to share with Pope, there's nothing wrong with that. How do you even know the picture wasn't taken by him?

Agents who post houses for rent/sale most times have never been there themselves. They don't even know how to get to the house. They receive pictures and post online.

And I'm not saying the house belongs to him. Just saying the fact you saw the same image on jiji does not necessarily mean it's not his.

You may be right and you may be wrong.
He took the picture and not the agent but still went back to jiji to get the same picture that he has custody of? Does it make logical sense? I didn't even get the original image of that building from jiji, but Pope's picture was lifted 100percent from jiji.

You appear to be missing the point, that's an apartment that is being put out for rent. cheerfugiver is never into real estate, that's contrary to the hula hoop here and the noise being generated of him owning a house for himself to live in. Person wey no get house for Lagos dey rent out house? A struggling guy with a young family?

Don't get me wrong, it's well and good to achieve such milestone but don't come and lie with stolen images.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 1:05pm On Nov 18, 2024
Itsrm:
If he decides to pick the picture of his house on jiji to share with Pope, there's nothing wrong with that. How do you even know the picture wasn't taken by him?

Agents who post houses for rent/sale most times have never been there themselves. They don't even know how to get to the house. They receive pictures and post online.

And I'm not saying the house belongs to him. Just saying the fact you saw the same image on jiji does not necessarily mean it's not his.

You may be right and you may be wrong.
grin grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 12:41pm On Nov 18, 2024
dav1002:
Please tell me this is a lie

My only issue is with the bunkum named conner44
Where is he by the way before I talk wetin dey my mind🙄
corner44 na original mugu, knows nothing. Dey dey come give us zobo drink for here. I'm waiting for the owner of the house to come and defend the authencity of the image. If na house wey him build be that.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 12:27pm On Nov 18, 2024
Itsrm:
How does this prove he didn't build it? Must you live in a house you build?
So if you build a house, it's on jiji you upload image of your own house? Can't you see that Pope's image was lifted below? Na person they snap your own house for you? So you don't have a an undiluted image of your house?

I'm paid to detect lies. Just know when stories don't add up. Simple

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 11:51am On Nov 18, 2024
Omoapena:
🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Pope, shey you been dey whine us for here ni, coz that post don motivate me o, I don go wash my car to resume work with immediate effect...
You can see his image is the same with mine but mine is clearer and shows the larger image of the building. Na the same place wey Cheerfugiver and Pope steal the image from, I carry my own come out.

I don't know how one can stoop this low to prove a point. House wey no be you or your papa build, you carry am say na your own.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 11:25am On Nov 18, 2024
pope191:
Congratulations Cheerfulgiver… more wins!
Na lie go kill you and cheerfugiver for thinking that we are all dummies on this thread. No one is saying one should not or cannot achieve this, but at least be honest. Don't steal images from internet and upload it here. I'll expose your dirty asses.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 11:16am On Nov 17, 2024
Conner44:
cry so no more 100k giveaway sad

TheModerator no gree talk exactly wetin him go see as proof to do am cry
Well, most people here have learnt how not to take you serious, you just proved them right again. Money was there for you to take. You're just a puppet nominated to cause chaos on this thread.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 11:08am On Nov 17, 2024
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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 11:07am On Nov 17, 2024
Final 60seconds left
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 11:05am On Nov 17, 2024
Conner44:
Is this all you will see and conclude you've seen proof? undecided
This is 100k. If you don't need the money, use it as giveaway on this thread on my behalf. Show proof that you drive. You have another two minutes to act
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 11:00am On Nov 17, 2024
60 seconds left grin
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 10:59am On Nov 17, 2024
Conner44:
Tell me what you want to see. I will drop it.

Many different people have different opinions on this thread. I want to show YOU what will satisfy YOUR OWN OPINION of proof.

It's a simple sturvs undecided Why dribbling shocked
Show us your last trip and dashboard. Still two minutes left
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 10:58am On Nov 17, 2024
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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 10:57am On Nov 17, 2024
Conner44:
List exactly the things YOU WILL SEE from me as conclusive proof of my driving experience on ehailing.

It's a very simple question isn't it? I know how many times you've seen proof of something and you formed blind.

This won't be one of such times. I want to show you exactly what you want to see 💯
Show proof, go home with 100k right now, right here. Three minutes left
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 10:55am On Nov 17, 2024
Still waiting corner44, this 100k expires in five minutes
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 10:47am On Nov 17, 2024
Conner44:
Nice. Now to remove any doubts or debates. List these things you will see and conclude as proof of my driving experience in ehailing
Unserious. You don't have a clue of what you are supposed to post here as proof that you drive? How much will you pay me to tell you what to post since your brain is too frozen to figure that out
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 10:41am On Nov 17, 2024
Conner44:
So should I show proof? Stop shifting post.

Besides there are many people here who have driven and stopped. I'm not the only one.

So what will be your punishment? That's what I want to hear. I have my proof ready to show I have worked as a ehailing driver.
I will lace your account with 100k right away if you can give the thread credible proof of your driving experience. I'm waiting..
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 10:29am On Nov 17, 2024
Conner44:
It's not as if I have anything to prove to a criminal criminologist like you wink

But, if I should prove to you that I once was an ehaling driver, what would you do? Use your own hands and write it here for everyone up in here to see cool
Once was? It means you were a complete failure for having nothing to show, no experience to share, nothing. The only thing you are good at is sharing questionable dashoards from the goat driver. So unbecoming of a man of your age.

You don't know the odds of the business, you know nothing, just blabbing like a Rabbi reciting some type of weird incantations.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator:
Conner44:
Oya I'm no more backing out.

Select someone here and send your 300k let me too select someone and send my own 300k.

Shebi you say you want to use this giveaway to make a fool of me here wink

Oya, now is your chance. Let's do this. Send let me send. If not I am a fool and you have won
I threw a more realistic challenge at you the other time, you never responded, here you are on a wild goose chase over something unrealistic. Let's go out and drive and see who earns the highest in a 12hour contest on a given Sunday. Is that too much of a ask?

You have to justify your presence here. You can't keep being an advocate of a business you never had the balls to do, not even once in your life. Prove to me that you're not just an intruder on this thread, a dunce, and a nincompoop as everyone has assumed.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator:
izzou:
[color=royalblue]If you want consistency, then blood money is the right business to go into.

Why are you guys always asking for consistency?

Every business has it's bullish and bearing periods, but it is in Uber you are looking for consistency.

Or can you tell us a business that has consistency 52 weeks in a year? I'll be glad to try my hands[/color]
Can you help define business for us please? It will help put things in proper perspective. Assume us to be novices and define "business". This may help us get a grip.. I'm quite convinced the first objective of any real business is to make profit.

When you spend 5M to go into the business of Uber as you call it, when are you suppose to break even and start making profit on Uber? Enlighten me more please.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 2:37pm On Nov 10, 2024
justwise, you coward reporting me. Old man. You've maintained your age long shenanigans on Nairaland. Just astonishing coming across you once again. You picked a fight you had no business in years ago, maybe you can come and complete it here. Time has passed but the falsehood and blackmail still clear in our memories. It's time for a fight back. You illegal alien, crawl out of your cave and face your nemesis.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator:
ReadaDream:
I hope you are not foolish or running mad? Don't ever mention me in your rubbish again, ever. If you are failure, everyone can't be like you.
Drop your advice and bounce. I won't be a part to your shenanigans here.
Mumu, trying to sound cute. Your advise was wack and it's worth pointing out .Show me one cheap house in sangotedo. I know a room there is above 500k. You should have advised him to come to Ibeju Lekki that you crawl out from daily and see if fuel of coming out and going back home will make it easy for him.

You are advising someone to sell a V6 camry and use half the proceeds to buy which lesser car at 3m? Mugu. If you talk stupidly in a public forum, you would be told so. I say you no get savings for account since hundred odf years driving. Na lie I talk?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator:
pope191:
Boss did you see him quote me? No one tells your story better than you. If you leave this God forsaken idi*ts to always go free with their lies, it will stick. Evidence will always shut them up.

E Money used to have a car wash spot at Olowora. People must have mocked him at some point. Same reason I honestly don’t blame him when I see him display like he always do.

I have my reason why I no deh advice anybody again on this platform. Nobody be God, your intentions will be for good, but some peeps are out here to tear you and if you meet them one or one, even you go regret say you ever pay them attention. Men deh… God bless

Gazzuzz
Sholly
Davit

I still talk em say Donfort and XGhost drop piece will spine heads and tots recently. Yourself don try in your little way. Cheerful self no small. IFRHS pull greatness the other day. Baz be pulling strings too. Abeg who these guys help? If life is all about advicing people without pattern or show of support, motivational speakers full everywhere. People for no they suffer or complain. No one is against advice, but nah poor mentality to try to put others down because stuff no work for you.
You were used as specimen for my illustration, unapologetically so. If you like post a billion as balance in your account, , we don't believe you. No evidence, no facts, can't be substantiated. I have verified your screenshots and found that they were lifted from the internet. I'm a criminologist, so don't even try.

The Pope iwe know is a woman wrapper, the one that was arrested the other day by Lastma, that one that is not street smart and who's car has been a shadow of itself lately, struggling to keep it moving. Pope you don't own three cars, you lied through your teeth there. But really, it's not worth it, so won't go back and forth with you. Deep down inside, you know the truth.

I don't think you are creative enough to escape from the bunkers of ehailing. You really don't have what it takes to advise anyone on the subject matter that yourself have not been a success. The facts are there and that's what I was trying to point out.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 9:30am On Nov 01, 2024
If that guy from Ibadan has a car that he wants to use in Lagos for ehailing because he needs money for day to day survival, all well and good. It's called making a living, it can still pay your bills, no doubt. It's evil for.anyone to discourage you from doing that. "At all, at all na witch" has always been my mantra.

But contemplating selling your car, buy this and that, start using this as business model to plan your life, I regret to announce to you that you've stepped into a one chance bus. It's no different from people in Nigeria that resign from very good jobs, sell all their properties just to fund travelling abroad, only to work years abroad without being able to become half of what they were before leaving, especially those that leave with herd of family.

Just to clarify I'm not discouraging you but know what you are doing and how best to go about it.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator:
yogayoga23:
Thanks for the response sir,


I actually have an exit plan, which is to venture into Tech, build something from the little earnings that I can put up.
And yes, my car would comfortably get me #5-6million naira.

Also, I’ve lived about a year in Sangotedo area before. I hope considering that area isn’t bad for a start.

What cars would you recommend in a maximum of #3m budget with good fuel mileage.. ??

And also, is there a WhatsApp group that I can join for a start to begin my journey with connecting… I just need to make consistent earnings and I think Ehailing could be some sort of Calvary… I would do better in my side hustles with that extra income and I’m not scared to sell my car as someone suggested…


Thanks for the time
These people advising you.. especially the ram called corner44. He knows nothing.

Anyone that told you that you would see a cheap apartment in sangotedo lied to you, except you want to squat with cheerfulgiver in his Ogombo face me I slap you.

You wan sell V6 6m and want to use half of it to buy which car? Lolz. How? That again may not happen, realistically. Do yourself a favour and check current prices of cars.

Lastly, ehailing is not a business and not for everyone. Look at Pope, using him as specimen, he has been driving for a while now including the radadream that just advised you, ask them how much savings in their accounts. Don't think it, it's not a business. Sell your car and use the proceeds for a more beneficial business. You can't save up to 5m doing this business in the next five years, not even a million, it's not a curse. Why not sell your car and delve straight into your tech business if the idea is clear to you? Why the merry go round of ehailing?

Please don't let the dashboard here fool you. This is 3am and the owner of that dashboard is still on the road since yesterday. Do you think your body, mind and soul, or even the 3m car you want to buy can withstand that? Think very well bro and don't make any mistakes in whatever you choose.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 3:36pm On Oct 28, 2024
[quote author=creategist post=132623219]Video shows some man (purportedly one of influence, member of House of Reps) unreasonably insulting and assaulting a very calm ride-hailing driver. Argument appears to be because the driver had asked the recipient of the package to come and meet him for his package. Awful behaviour!

name needs to be posted everywhere. Hon. Alex Ifeanyi Ikwechegh. The American, UK, embassies, Canada and Europe has to blacklist this violent criminal and abuser. There's no room for oppression in the world of today. Since there's no government and police in Nigeria, social justice must prevail. His full names has to be mentioned everywhere you talk about this. It will never leave the internet.

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