Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,165,208 members, 7,860,346 topics. Date: Friday, 14 June 2024 at 09:42 AM

TheModerator's Posts

Nairaland Forum / TheModerator's Profile / TheModerator's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (of 12 pages)

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 4:04pm On Jun 16, 2023
Gentlelife50:

You never see anything, shey you were the one deceiving us here and we didn't take the job serious thinking you were with us only to use ehailing money to Japa.

Hard I know always come at last, I should have listened to pearl and cheerful, pope add more fire don't pity him, let him suffocate.
Shey I should bring the gala and bigi now or is it eggs you want? For more power.
grin cheesy grin
Kabu kabu is more lucrative right now with your corrola. Before you go from Awoyaya to Oshodi, your 15k is sure. Codedly pick passengers that early morning back to Obalende, eat your egg and bigi then wait until evening hours. Pick Lakowe from lawshool and you have more than 30k net a day without commission, with less fuel too. Easy money bro. Forget running round Lagos like headless chicken, it's not paying again.

5 Likes

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 8:30pm On Jun 11, 2023
Larry1960:
grin
Any sensible person out there can easily tell who the illiterate is, between you and me. Just look at how a self acclaimed educatied man writes and carries himself. You're almost 40 but still very foolish


So sorry I can't be in the same room with you kid, I'm not gay. You're an extremely weird creature, a low life and not worth it. These words aren't to hurt you, just describing you as you truly are.

1 Like

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 7:31pm On Jun 11, 2023
Larry1960:




Your papa ogwashi polytechnic graduate ; grin

Mumu think say I be oluwole graduate like you
Fool thinks I would use my real identity on Nairaland cos your father was a failure doesn't mean I would be a failure like him grin
So, how many prostitutes have you slept with today? You go as far as losting for 14year olds.

It's safe to conclude that you don't represent any school al-ma ma-ter. You're a complete disgrace to even your own family.

You'd be very foolish to assume that I got your details from nairaland. That your quest for visa, you may soon kiss goodbye to it. Bush man raised out of poverty.

3 Likes

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 6:31pm On Jun 11, 2023
BAZ001:


Here we go again grin
D little change u got from ur 1st trip u went 2 buy jollof rice & skinny chicken, no sides (like plaintain, moimoi or salads Just to proof a point.

No vex u are a millionaire eating large grin
B4 u will go & borrow land papers to show.
All of us on this thread agree u are rich and apologies grin for disrespecting u

U get 12miliion cash and still moving Lagos up n dan, I mean I mean emmm

grin

3 Likes

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 6:27pm On Jun 11, 2023
It's your full names and pictures I will post next. This Ogwashi polytechnic graduate claiming uniben Anuofia Larry1960

2 Likes

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 6:25pm On Jun 11, 2023
Larry1960 grin grin aka 16iinchdick man

1 Like

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 6:16pm On Jun 11, 2023
This larry1960 guy surly needs help. That psychiatric hospital in Benin needs you, bro. From sleeping with prostitutes all over Lagos, even in public toilets to being a pedephile and gay. This guy is a complete societal nuisance.

1 Like

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 5:59pm On Jun 11, 2023
Larry1960:








Yes it's #12 naira
Fool said I sent a text message to chinko phone myself
It's not my fault you are poor
Or an impoverished asinine grin grin cool


Niqqur je choba ego
Olorun ma fun ey she
God wey don bless me go bless you too grin
Just wait for your own time it would come
Hahahahah grin
Oya find something else talk na
Shebi that cheque na fake cheque
You fit come ask keystone bank for Nnebisi road asaba whether the cheque na fake grin

Na me say make you poor and no get property investment
I sold some part of my plots of land
Come Asaba make I ball you. I no dey Lagos now grin
Make I change your life for good

You smart na him ordinary 164 percent increase wey primary 6 Sabi you no Sabi caculate

Idiot I know say your papa no fit afford to buy plot of land for Asaba grin

I don go do Fixed deposit for Access bank make I dey collect 5.4percent of my money till I get investment to invest am on

Next time tell your wretched father to leave some investment for you to secure the future
Like this now my future is secured grin grin


Idiot I fit show you receipts of my properties

Tell your Papa make him come buy one plot of land for liberty estate Asaba for #250Million naira grin grin

Or tell your wretched father make him come buy one plot of land for garden of Eden for over #150M or okpanam road for #150M cheesy


Bastard child grin child of hate and perdition ask your wretched father
If they can afford to buy a plot of land along Asaba ibuzor road by koka

A plot of land is #40Million naira there grin grin
That is why I said my future is secured grin

Go on YouTube and listen to yangalife on YouTube and he would tell you how much a plot of land 100*100ft along Asaba ibuzor road
or ask this popular builder on nairaland "SPYDER" how much land cost at Ibuzor road Koka asaba after the New fly over grin

Fool 5 years from now the Land would be worth #80Million land wey dey appreciate by 7Million naira Annually
Omo ase
Go and play somewhere else kid. You need serious help.

1 Like 1 Share

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 5:57pm On Jun 11, 2023
ReadaDream:
Send her no make I drop one or two for her. Any rider that tries that rubbish with me thus time around go recieve curse everyday until I'm tired
grin grin
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 8:46am On Jun 10, 2023
MrCarter577:


Bolt and UBER are in serious competition. If UBER reduces commission, i bet you, Bolt will reduce as well.

Uber reduced their commission to 20% last year, Bolt jacked theirs up to 25% from 20% within the same period in Lagos. I may be wrong?

I don't really think Bolt is so much bothered about Uber fares, Indrive are the ones pulling the strings in Lagos and frustrating all efforts because of their popularity amongst riders.

Ironically, same drivers who are on strike today are the ones that will be picking cheap and unwholesome fares on Indrive.

3 Likes

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 10:35pm On Jun 09, 2023
This thread represents the virtual world which basically is what the internet is about. The dashboard you see here and halfbaked stories by pearl1910 and cheerfulgiver are prime examples.

All those guys I watched on TV protesting today represent reality.

The truth is always what you can see and feel, not what you were told. The choice is yours to make.

15 Likes

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 6:01pm On Jun 08, 2023
BAZ001:


On colos on colos grin grin grin
see millionaire phone ehhhh.
He don press star button taya d thing don fade, I’m sure na him papa give am grin



If you look carefully at the digits in that fake alert he sent to himself, the actual figure is 12k. I kid you not bro. He copied a 12k alert from his other phone, edited it and added 500, then sent it to his chinko phone. Zoom and look at it very well, I highlighted the 500, one can tell that there's something not right about it. Larry1960 isn't very smart afterall.

7 Likes

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 3:53pm On Jun 08, 2023
BAZ001:





The guy is a broke As$ according to kanuisagoat grin sorry poorer than church rat
Wan chup giveaway grin

Truly empty vessels makes the loudest noise

Corner44 you see your life ? See your guy

Birds of same feathers Cho Cho Cho Cho
You and Larry1960' - 16inchdick using 2 accounts to spam the thread.


grin grin grin Those are the kind of friends corner44 will hang out with. Empty barrel larry1960. Imagine the phone this idiot is using to show 12m alert? Queer and broke as fvxxxxk.

5 Likes

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 2:35pm On Jun 07, 2023
dav1002:


Say less
Leave that man
He's always assuming things same way he assumed 6.5km to be 2km
And 30mins on inDrive app to be 30mins real life 😒
Driving at a loss. 6k from Isheri to Lekki with 3k plus fuel. When you calculate the man hours put into this stuff, the fuel burnt, number of trips you may need to do in other to make what can look like profit in a day, it will never make sense. No one is saying you can't make money but to what reasonable or unreasonable extent do you have to go? Suffering and smiling.

Things can't be the same like it was before the fuel increase. Anyone that tells you anything to the contrary is a liar, especially on Indrive that is adamant about increasing their fares.

Work smartly or become a slave to the system.

9 Likes

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 1:40pm On Jun 07, 2023
Hmm

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 6:59pm On Jun 06, 2023
BAZ001:


Ooh nooo nooo
Bia come stopp dis type of play grin

Efulefu no wam
Dumb brain no wam
Talkative no wam
Hyena face no wam

But dis child porn investigative ..### is not a good play, u mean he’s children are busy watching porn on phone while he’s busy spamming us here.

No naah nooo pls stop grin TheModerator mustn’t hear of dis

Child porn chaiii e bite me for body




Of truth, Corner44 take style resemble cattle herdsmen sha. All those ones wey dey carry big stick for shoulder grin

3 Likes

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 3:46pm On Jun 06, 2023
Pearl1910:


U can't counter fact. There is always an explanation for something that actually happens. That u don't understand it, or u haven't been able to repeat it doesn't make it a lie.

Tobi Amusan ran 100m hurdles in 12.12secs beating the world record by almost 0.10 secs
But the western world and umpires doubted it. They struggled to announce her as the new world record holder but after critical review, they reluctantly gave her the record. In her next race she ran 12.06 secs beating her own record and setting an even faster time. But this time around the Athletics federation said No, NO, No it's not possible, maybe the clock isn't working well, maybe she cheated, maybe this maybe that...they finally said there was high wind at the time of the race and that the wind assisted her.
So she won the race but that time wasn't accepted as the record. She was cheated because the people in charge doubted the possibility of that even though the evidence was glaring. They just looked for an excuse to deprive her of her glory. Just because they didn't like her. Offcourse if it was a while girl or an American, she wouldn't have been subjected to all that scrutiny.

The relationship of this story to us here is that when someone just says he did something, u can easily doubt it, but why u still doubt it after evidence has been shown is another level of crude crassness, weak thinking with a dose of hatred. You are not even in Lagos, so how can u be beating ur chest in assurance that all these people including me are lying. You weren't like this before but u have been corrupted. Retrace your steps.

2 Likes

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 3:05pm On Jun 06, 2023
BigCee0:


The boy nah fuuul with very low-selfesteem.

Just go through his comment, you will know that he's depressed. Life hasn't been easy with his family.

Just give him a warm hug.
Very low self-esteem. I see him as depressed and frustrated. It's worthless having a conversation with him. He's only here to stroke his little ego. Achievements are not what you write down on a paper but rather served on a plate. It's no fiction.

All the hardworking drivers here are wrong. Only him and Pearl are right grin

3 Likes

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 12:34pm On Jun 01, 2023
CheerfulGiver:
Broke illiterate goat. Who employed a fucktard_? It's cos you have no money for fuel. Dey play

At least good enough to be employed. Unlike you wey suffer wan kill for street.

Trust dav1002 have taken his car. You have time now or among those in a long cue for fuel. Come carry me go back. I fo give you 2k. Ewu

4 Likes

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 12:29pm On Jun 01, 2023
Larry1960:



Pls just shut it up if you can't fathom that 300%percent increment is 756 naira
You are the failure your own self
I wonder if you were even able to pass jamb. You sound like a Stark illiterate

1 Like

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 11:45am On Jun 01, 2023
CheerfulGiver:
werey say na 300% come still press calculator get 265.

The boy is a compendium of idiocy. Wonder why you guys engaged him all along. I ignored the werey for a reason.

Go and drive today na mugwu. I don set price from Palm Groove estate to Ikoyi on Indrive at 3k because it's cheaper for me than driving. Mumu like you don pick am grin

3 Likes

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 11:30am On Jun 01, 2023
73O9:


Initial price is 188
50 % increment will 188 + 94 (50% of initial price) = 282
100% increment will be 188 + 188 (100% of initial price) = 376
150% increment will be 188 + (188+94) = 470

Why do you have to break it down? Why not do a holistic calculation? 488-188 is what again? And how many percent does the outcome give you? if we are to go by this your formula. Was the increase done in piecemeal?
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 9:55am On Jun 01, 2023
73O9:


Sorry for quoting you as I'm not involved in you guys buohara.
But this is the correct calculation.

I have always known 100+100 to be 200 bro. But I can't tell the branch of maths you have decided to use. grin grin. I only know the basics.

NB: we can have a debate bro and I'm open to correction. No b me sabi pass unlike that creten called cheerfulgiver

5 Likes

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 8:39am On Jun 01, 2023
CheerfulGiver:
No mind the illiterate fucktard_

He think say na everybody no get sense like people liking his dumb post. Only an oluwole "cerfiticate' degree holder, will type nonsense with swag and drop mic.

Now let's analyze the werey submissions.

He first say " 300% increase in fuel price" which simply means fuel is 740/L. Wrong

Then he say "one would expect Uber fares to increase by 300percent" which simply means 1k trips on Uber will now cost 4k. Wrong. Or 5k now costs 20k. This fool thinks he can play with percentages the way he plays with his penis.

Werey come say "So 300percent increase in fares may in turn lead to 300percent decrease in demand"... But werey no know the amount of ehailing users. What werey means is that if there are 1,000,000 riders, they'll drop to 700,000

But the werey, out of bad belle refused to admit that if his 300% increment peppersoup analogy was to be followed, then driver gross earnings should also increase by 300%, which means that people grossing 200k weekly will now gross 800k

That's how stupid he is. You see why I don't take fools serious?

Goat head and ugly turd. Be there consoling your stupid sef. Fuel price have gone up by almost 300percent, car parts too will skyrocket. Fare will remain the same or increase minimally because the app companies no send you. Your Uber "driving career' go suffer. Keep fooling yourself there. Ewu

6 Likes

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 8:30am On Jun 01, 2023
CheerfulGiver:
Ewu, fuel was never increased by 300%. Fuel was increased by 163.78%. Go school, you no gree. Na to dey form oluwole investigative criminologist that cannot accurately calculate percentages.

If you fail in calculating simple percentage of fuel increase, it therefore means all your other statistical permutations were pulled out of your arse. No dey form wetin you no Sabi. Wait for gossips then post pictures of your "expose". When serious things are b3ing discussed, take a backseat. You're a congenital dumbfuck but don't always make it obvious.

Cretinous fucktard_

You see why you are foolish? Fuel was increased by 163percent? If you went to school, you wouldn't have been driving kabu kabu since 2016 and bragging about it as your chosen career. grin It also show the dumb nature of this thread. Typical kabu kabu mentality that none can correct you.

You actually believe that the fuel increase will work in your favour, how dumb a way of thinking. Ewu empanu

12 Likes

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 6:11pm On May 31, 2023
No one has exclusivity to Uber business. Salary easrners can drive too and can use their cars too if Uber becomes the cash cow of this unavoidable inflation.

300percent increase in fuel, one would expect Uber fares to increase by 300percent. But even if that happens, Bolt and Uber will take a whooping 25percent from all that money that you have invested into fuel. That's a loss already.

You that is mocking office workers that earn 150k don't know that they use ehailing and will explore other alternatives if fares tripples. Olosho that takes 20k a night cannot give you half of her night earnings, she will rather take a bus or Korope. So 300percent increase in fares may in turn lead to 300percent decrease in demand.

Inflation is always a vicious circle that knows no bound. Always try and be calming down, always think before talking.

15 Likes 1 Share

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 10:49pm On May 28, 2023
dav1002. Please don't be distracted by the last few pages. Retrieve your car from cheerfulgiver asap. I told you nothing but the truth earlier without prejudice.

3 Likes

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 9:58pm On May 28, 2023
Conner44:


Last kick of a dying horse undecided

Before morning tomorrow the mods would have visited this thread and put you where you belong tongue

You dey crase short man. Now go back to da oza room and climb that hippopotamus in your house. grin

5 Likes

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 9:53pm On May 28, 2023
BAZ001:



That your mouth ?


grin grin

6 Likes

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 9:52pm On May 28, 2023

1 Like

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (of 12 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 59
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.