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Please, everyone on this thread should kindly ignore corner44, he's a drama queen. The man is not okay. Get on with your businesses and discussions. He brought his madness from Uber thread to this place. He doesn't have facts, just guess work in the most stupid manner. Kindly ignore the psycho in your own interest.

Pearl1910:
Considering his mode of operation, Its a handsome income. I dont expect him to make more, starting work after morning rush hour and barely working more than 2trips at evening rush hour while working only within VI and Lekki phase 1 all through the afternoon.
Sometimes u really need to know how people work when they say d job isn't paying so u understand their POV.

Coming to dollar comparison of the income, don't even go there. It's universal and I doubt u earn more than $10 daily in your 8-5 job.

Thank God you used the word "universal" in your last paragraph. There's a global price index that Nigeria is not immune of since we are largely a consuming nation, we import almost everything including cars and their parts. When your income is not flowing with global price of goods and services, you will find it hard to keep your head above water. That's why we must always check how much we earn and it's worth in dollars (as the global economy is powered by dollars). Almost everything you buy into your household is measured in dollars. Therefore, we cannot afford to discard that dollar comparison as it relates to our income.. Earning less than 10dollars a day in this country is living below poverty level. Anyone in that sphere must strive to come out of it.

Omoapena:
There's drastic shortage of drivers sef because it's no longer soft work, reason why bolt will be giving someone 4km to 6km distance pick up with about 15mins to 20mins drive and they won't still give one privilege to cancel such trip...



I was in Ikeja isaac john yesterday and they kept giving me trips from gbagada, oshodi, ilupeju, Allen and ogudu.

I decline all and they blocked me for 24hours, forcefully giving me a break I don't want...

That's it my brother. People are turning their back on the business, that's the reason you have shortage of drivers. When you drive for 8 straight hours and you struggle to meet up with basic needs despite the fat dashboard, you just know is quit time.

It also highlights why djkayzee231 was unable to fix his knocked engine until his partner stepped in. When you have major issues to sort out with the tool (car) you use for the business, you're simply left in limbo. It doesn't make sense. Not being negative but just true situation report.

Omoapena:
Honestly, there's no soft work in the hustle anymore, imagine driving 8hours only to go home with 10k when before this fuel palava, I will drive 3hours and go home with 13k just by setting ajah from mushin and setting Ikeja from ajah...

And 2k fuel which was 10litres will cover both trips for me...

That's the point. For a man with kids, he will need to buy cereals, fuel for generator at home, food for his children, other household items on his way home with just 10k? Tell me how much he will have left to even pay bills and fix his car subsequently. Soft work indeed.

Pearl1910:
Sir, if this is really true then u haven't been fair by your judgement of ehailing.

You work approx 8hrs and make profit of roughly 15k after fuel and Commission.
Let's not forget you drive a Toyota Camry Muscle with 2.4litre engine, but even at that u make a handsome figure daily with what I call soft work.

He said he makes 26k in some days which includes 10k fuel and 20% commission. If you deduct the commission and fuel, he will have 10k left after 8hrs of hustling on an average day. Now, if you deduct other expenses incurred, his take home will not be more than 7k at most or even less. For Christsake, he's going home with 7dollars after eight hours of hard labour, hardly enough to buy groceries on his way back home.

Coming to your point, it's a terrible return on investment after eight solid hours of work. This is no soft work as you term it.

Conner44:
I am a very patient man. I have encountered and learned how to deal very effectively with people like you on this forum. Just my mentioning your name, location or even posting your pics here is to spoil the grande finale.

If you like, go to my Facebook page again and download all my pictures and post here with my name and family's own too. I won't shake because

1. I am not a criminal
2. I am not owing anyone and
3. I am not like dru

But THE SAME CANNOT BE SAID OF YOU and you know it

I already had you in my sights a long time ago. If you were sensible enough you'd have since realized that i am the hunter and you are my Mgbada

Luckily for you I like my meat tender. And yours would be very very tasty indeed

Alright! Let me know when you're done making a fool of yourself.

Conner44:
Mschew

The only I agreed with you was that if you ever come here and post as you usually do when you have smoked colorado I will immediately expose that your particular account, and maybe a few more from the other sections and threads you're also actively terrorising.

simple

You need to get a life as fast as possible. You are wasting your time with your foolish campaign of calumny, it won't get to me. I came in my own terms and would leave in my own terms. Can you see how much I've possessed your brain that you now tag every Tom, Dick and Harry as me? I've effectively made you a zombie. Your vituperations are nothing but the stridulations of an antelope.

I'll advise you seek help before your mental situation completely degenerates to hospitalisation. Mkpi! Onye ara corner

NewDea4:
You're so jobless you have the time to scour nairaland doing detective work for seun for free

And no, the fact I registered around the same period with that other dude doesnt make us the same. Use your brain, zombie; & don't forget to get a life while you're at it, you're pathetically underemployed

He's the biggest scumbag out there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgKMlgVt6yE

Conner44:
Of course i know he will still come out to post thrash soon, i dey wait am. I was just looking at you engaging that troll before. It's better you leave him and his quotes or mentions. You can't achieve anything from him intellectualy or otherwise. He isn't here to help anybody in any way but to destroy whatever was built here. Can you count how many people he has attacked and abused here? He has even already turned around to attack the ones that first cheered him on when his madness started manifesting.

He only comes here to cause trouble and confusion with his lies. He's the singular reason this thread is the way it is today. When he first came out here with his slander and libels I was the only one who went out of my way to engage him for the real truth to come out but lie lie, till today kwusai

I can't count how many times I've calmed down to ask what his problem with cheerfulgiver is, he will say one thing today and change it to another thing tomorrow. Let me not even begin to talk about the numerous monikers he operates here to attack different people for frivolous reasons (forget about the rest of the forum) I can count at least 7 of them he operates on this thread alone.

This thread was okay and useful so far, for all of its over 5,000 pages until the troll showed up , its not as if we no dey engage in banters and vawulence sessions here before oh, but we all do it in a matured way. That guy just came here and messed up everything.

But what really perplexed me was the way the veterans and agbas on this thread all kept mum at that initial time when he started raving with his madness, maybe it was because they were already silently antagonistic against CheerfulGiver for posting his usually huge dashboards OR they were scared of the troll digging up their names and pictures to post here like he did for me and dru23 . . . Or maybe it's just the way we Nigerians are. We see black and call it white. We truly deserve the type leaders we get.

Now everyone who is serious with the ehailing have abandoned the thread. They would have been here keeping the information flowing if not for some people's envy, jealousy and Badbelle. Newbies or struggling folks can't get helpful tips and tricks here again like before. I have said it before and i will still say it again, in the almost 20 years I've been active on this forum this is the one thread with the highest amount of active cowards and two-faced folks I have ever encountered .

Well, heaven knows I did my best, I shouted and screamed my voice hoarse, telling people to manage each other or leave those who want to stay on the road to drive and stop badmouthing their hustle witnout presenting any alternatives . . . Sooteey they called me twerker, Mr. cho-cho-cho talkative lol chai! Una wey dey this thread ehn . . . in fact, make I no talk everything wey dey my mind finish for now.

See TheModerator, so far you are still here posting your usual silly ish on this thread in any manner or guise whatsoever I will always single you out and tackle you. If you like scream my name 100 times and photoshop my pic to post here na you sabi.

All these beacuse I pulled down your skirt and exposed you to the core? Lolz. I chose not to reply you initially because you have long become a broken record on this thread. You set the ball rolling for your own down fall. You came in here like a bull that can't be touched. Without remorse, I'm happy I turned you to noodles including plastering this thread with your ugly face for being such a pathetic cheerleader Only if you minded your business from the onset.

You were taught a life lesson. Learn from it and move on.

Blackbishop:
Olalekan warn me make I no reply the imbeciles again na coconut head make me Dey reply them cuz I Dey enjoy their foolishness. You know I get a good laff when I read the stuff Dey say about me and seriously I enjoyed their ignorance

Moronnnn! you simply don't know when to shut up. Is it the Chicago State University certificate from Babcock that is making you act this way or the enormous level of carbon dioxide you inhail from car engines that has turned your brain upside down?

I see and have been observing how you have been stylishly craving for attention from radautoworks calling her "mama" lolz. You loser. I'm sure you think she will notice you. She's not Iya Akara and Iya Bole that you sleep with in Mafoloku. You are very short, round like a ball and black like charcoal on top of that smelly. Just know your levels and face it. Shoe get size, okay?

Conner44:
Assuming you weren't already screaming blue murder concerning this same business back when the fuel price was still at N185 we would have tried to take you a bit seriously

Now that the fuel price is N600 we expected you to have sold off your investment a loooong time ago or even committed suicide

You just talk for talking sake. Mouth full of lies.

Thankfully, there's a WhatsApp conversation to further butress my point. But, even if I show you the screenshot of that chat, it will not change the goat in you.

BAZ001:
Dem say d hustle don cast say we are bad mouthing d hustle and we don’t know the tactics of the job, say telegram groups are cashing out.

But fleet owners like dem dru23 are now selling their fleet of cars and eating the money small small than allow Hoodlums driver or Ant king driver their cars to death under this certificate forger regime

Let partners sell their cars, millionaire Uber drivers will buy new car by December

After the fuel hike, the ant goat bragged about how he uses office workers salary to buy fuel for his Uber hustle in a week. Lol. Mumu. So I was wondering which is better, use 10k fuel to make 70k or use 70k.fuel to make 150k. The effect of inhaling raw smoke from danfo buses in traffic have become incurable in some people.

My firend that does this business just sold off his car. Even when I was begging him to keep the car for his personal use and find another business to do, he refused. Such is the level of anger and frustration that presently comes with the business in this Agbado era.

Blackbishop:
If not stupidity you still Dey cry over a spilled milk the contract job you are crying over the person came to clarify my position but your stupidity was too much to have blocked you reasoning ability.

I never for once told the guy not contact I only told him I can’t be your guarantor it should be his church mind and not my word for it.

So if e still Dey pain you bro am not sorry cuz your attitude has not prove to be different from who looks stable mentally. If you can’t control and manage home how are you even comprehending managing a business enterprise fools I mean you and moderator.

And for your info cougars deals with intelligent young dude like me. So let my Alhajas and mummies continue to use my destiny am cashing out from it. The relationship works for me. Why don’t you try it and let’s see weda any destiny even Dey for them to use.

Ode
Ozour

You seem not to have days off. Aside being a quack mechanic, you've also embraced stupidity as a full time job. The biggest deception of your life is how someone may have erroneously called you "intelligent". No sir, that was flattery. It's called hyperbole. Maybe it's one of your sugar mumies wanting you to help change her car tyres, as a toy that you are, that called you that, and you believed. Smh.

So you actually sleep with Alhajas in this Lagos? Lolz it' just shows how disguising you are as a fellow. Are you trying to make yourself feel better with that lame claim of getting cash from them? That's a pure lie. An average rich woman in Lagos want to squeeze the little money you have from your pocket and keep hers. That's a fact. In effect, you are literally just wasting your destiny, using your dick to dig dirty holes and still go back home to dig the same dick into your wife . Tufiakwa. I can imagine the kind of herpes and gonorrhoeal in that your penis, rashes and blisters everywhere, yuck!! Felicity clear road jor make I spit out. This your friend is a big disgrace.

Blackbishop:
All your theory seems correct

But all the same big man I’m not dragging position or post with you so stop going on competition with me. I only schooled you with your ego. Every decision a man makes will either be an upward or downward.

And that thing wey you Dey find bro I no go follow you show off.
I don’t need your validation to be who I am.

Brother wipe my ass with my school fees continue to fly in your imaginary castle and let me continue to sit under trees like Jesus Christ.

An empty barrel makes the loudest noise. Stop playing you gonna learn


Note: if online no do you pls I love that physical approach by you to confront me with your 20 times ego any place and anytime. So you can properly school me.

Your words are incomprehensible. Maybe your fellow street urchins can understand you better. You are the one that started the bragging, started talking about your school and called me broke when in actual sense you are the one that have your back against the wall. So stop the silly inuendos and trying to beg for sympathy. Cry all you want, no one hears you.

You don't brag about a certificate that gave you nothing in life. Is it not shameful that an illiterate kazeem taught you the little you know about cars with your Babcock certificate at hand? A lot of people graduated from MIT, Havard, Oxford university, etc, they dont brag about it. You that went to an unknown university in a village in Nigeria, a school that made you socially and economically backward is talking?

Blackbishop:
With my sugar mummies thanks for the level of high flier wey you be. I on the other hand am cool with whatever levels you put me. As long as the under tree feeds me and my family couple with the side hustle of sugar mummies and I don’t do bambialla for peanuts on this page or any other page then boss my contentment equals my peace of mind.

You just prove my formal quote of your wisdom is inversely proportional to your age. Am a graduate from one of the highest paying private university without loans or grants and abeg from church members like some village schooled fool that is your godfather here and you think am a poor church rat? Wow I think your foolishness needs to be studied.

I have homeboys that passed through that school. They happen to have gone there in the earliest days of that school due to their inability to score good grades in jamb. Damn! You all brag on this thread. It's really not what I'm good at, I didn't grow up that way but I was born lucky just to douse your curiosity a bit . My little nephews are in Babcock schooling as a matter of fact, not one , not two. So your purported big time school is something I can wipe my ass with. As old as you are, you are still bragging about a school, Babcock for that matter

The unfortunate thing about this scenario is that you left a high end school (high end in only your eyes) and ended up under a tree in Oshodi. What sort of theory is that? Does that add up or make sense? How did your big man parents let you remain under a tree running after Korokpe for patronage after spending millions on you in school as you claimed? To make matters worse, you became a street urchin in the dirty lousy streets of Oshodi after fxxxking millions were wasted on you in school. That again doesn't make sense.

My simple verdict is that you were trained in school by an uncle that you lived with as a house boy and you were left to your fate after school. That's where your pathetic life took a turn for the worse because you can no longer hack it on your own.

Another plausible scenario is that you are a bloody liar parading a Chicago state university certificate from Babcock. You had to embrace quackery as a source of livelihood. If you have chip on your shoulders, I have times twenty of it and can only put you your place little man

Blackbishop:
Bros you are right. But your broke ass still beg us to run services for you. Another “Do you know who I am” disciple of incompetence and agidi will do it welcome to another level of let me massage my ego of say me sef talk put for the mata.

Bros you are noticed

You are a goat to be supporting this government. It's idiots like you that put an entire country in this quagmire. It's on that premise I tackled you first. You should have known this if you are not as thick as a car engine.

It's ironic how ghetto church rats like you will come online and pretend to be high fliers. You are still way below, smelly blacky. Sleep with a thousand sugar mummies, my net worth is where you would never get to, not under a tree in Mafouloko.

Blackbishop:
Abeg show us proof of your payroll with my name at the receiving end egbon of street of beggars?


If you can’t show it then you are the most unfortunate human not just a sperm donor.

A poor bastard that can’t pay my [b]service charge [/b]Dey beg for free job up and down now you Dey brag show evidence my boy.

Which service charge? Lolz. Mechanic wey dey drag under tree with cheerfulgiver is talking about service charge.

Blackbishop:
Oga let’s enjoy our agbado regime in peace. Dey enjoy your $90 alignment with efulefu foods

Suffering in peace. Mumurism!!

Conner44:
The werey dey [b]fear to mention name make voltron [/b]no come outside for him matter this night.

It's good, the trap you already triggered this afternoon was enough



Baba e get where one man wan do giveaway tomorrow on this website and I never see you or your organisation represent there till now, are you not aware abi make I give you gps coordinates to the thread?

Or you have already got it covered a long time ago with your alternates posing as brother, sister and cousins lol as a boss

Fear a creten? Calling him a goat is a compliment. At least, normal goats know when day turns to night and go back home unlike your ewu mentor that will graze from dawn to dawn

Conner44:
I failed at what? Making people see that ehailing is now dead? , do you know that I can scan your own post history, screenshot and paste at least 20 various instances where you made the exact bolded statement above over the past 6 months?



For where? my trap wey catch you fine and proper see your head like decoy lol or does the situation of the rat in the pic below look like ' a playing matter' to you? Because that's the exact situation you're in right now.

lol the mgbada say na play him take dive inside hunter trap

How do you have rat of this size sharing the same apartment with you, to the extent of setting up booby traps inside your house? Guy, na Ajegunle you dey live or you have moved further south to Okokomiko? Or is this Chevron Drive when you visited your goat mentor?

Conner44:
Haha but every single line of what I posted above is what you and your cohorts have been harping on this thread since February this year.

Now that you're reading it from me it's looking like thrash abi? shebi you said you won't quote me again? lol

Na hypocrisy go kee you

You failed. Stop writing long thesis on matters you have little or no knowledge about. These are things that are beyond your comprehension when it comes to this business.

Me saying that I won't quote you again was only just a decoy. I can't read such nonsense and pretend not to have seen it.

Conner44:
[s]Ehailing in lagos is dead yes its true. It is totally dead.

Once upon a time when people like pearl and cheerful were posting huge dashboards to motivate others we never knew that some few ones already knew ehailing was on its last legs and dangling by a thread.

They were seriously advising other Drivers to stop listening to dubious posters that call themselves drivers on this thread showing fake dashboards and port to something better or suffer for life and risk losing their eyesight and proper body posture in the course of driving.

After all, back then ehailing was already terribly unprofitable to those same set of people, then out of nowhere, Tinubu and his governance came into the picture and has finally killed off ehailing for good.

But in the end we still give proper and major thanks to the Almighty all because after the advices and bants (coming from the usual suspects) concerning the wellbeing of their fellow struggling Drivers and their families on this thread . . .

most Drivers are wiser now
They have applied for and secured good salaried jobs

many Drivers are more focused today
They have all learnt soft tech skills and are landing lucrative remote work contracts

past Drivers are prudent now
No more buying fuel anyhow and checking mpgs everyday just to be moving the whole of lagos upandan. Now they move just themselves and families

all the stubborn Drivers went broke
They have sold off their vehicles and gone back to their villages

So coming to this thread today to seek updated knowledge concerning everyday ehailing struggles in lagos is no longer possible. Nobody drives on ehailing again. Everybody has moved on to greater things, taking helicopter from lekki to ikeja. . . or are treking, cycling, Jumping danfo and flying bike upandan or are just plain broke.

If you are outside on the road and see any corolla or civic carrying someone it's definitely private and all the moove suzukis you see have been privatised. That's the reality some people here want us to accept. Their insider source told them that Uber is getting ready to shutdown operations in nigeria, bolt have already threaded water long enough and Indrive is just . . . there, let's not even talk about rida.

Infact if you're coming to tbis thread today it's just to reminisce about old times and reach out to people you miss who you haven't seen their posts in a while like a few members do these days . Just to check if people are still alive or dead . . . Then the other member might come out and post stuff like "I am fine, just busy travelling for work and getting major allowances. Too busy to post " and that will be the end of their discussion till when loneliness triggers another call-out between them.

This is the current reality on the nairaland lagos uber thread today AND WE ARE TOTALLY HAPPY AND CONTENTED WITH THE SITUATION OF THE TREAD

So please, newbies seeking information should start from page one and read up to page 5000, anyone who has a question can post and pray the 'serious' drivers take out time to reply their posts and the old usual members can continue using this thread as their avenue to relieve stress and pass time with their cruise and bants. After giving so much information and experience for the past 7 years and over 5000 pages on this thread they believe they have earned the right to do with this thread as they please. It is not their fault that stubborn or less fortunate drivers hadn't moved on to other businesses or professional engagements since all the months that they had been shouting and warning, so let nobody blame them.

Instead blame yourselves for still attempting to invest in or are still driving on any ehailing platforms in nigeria after all the warnings the more experienced ones gave here or still attempting to come here for information, tips and tricks concerning ehailng.

So when people wonder why the thread has suddenlygone cold and dead, why drivers no longer post or update stuff here . . . It is simply because THEY HAVE ALL MOVED ON and I think you should do so too[/s][/s] [/s]
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Thrash!

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Conner44:
As in ehn . . . Him accounts for here na Legion

Even TheModerator dey learn where this superintendents of almajiri incorporated NL chapter dey

Whenever I'm done having this sort of conversations with the foolish corner44, it always feel as if my brain has been replaced with a ball of coconut. Your stupidity is that contagious. You can continue your folly and worthless banters with your fellow agberos and villagers like larry1960. Never again.

Conner44:
Mschew! So after all my advice yesterday night you still run go stand for busstop this morning even sleep you no sleep . . .

See his mouth like, i should 'post my account balance' for him? so that you will run and jump into lagoon abi?

I pity.you sha. Dey snap dollar wey aboki give you dey show me. You will be shocked to find out that they sold expired dollars to you. They may not want to take it back again. You don't know that there's a date in that dollar that invalidates it. Following people ignorantly. Lol. Your rent money may have been gone. Lol

Conner44:
Niqqa, I earn in dollars. I don't buy it, I withdraw it.

I cash it, Count it, Change it and chow it if it likes let it fall to N100 per $ . . . [b]I can never lose
[/b]
And guess what? Every single skill or investment I learned that makes me have such returns in foreign currency was learnt right here on this forum over the years. Shebi you've even scanned my posts
history and saw that I was physically mining bitcoin in my backyard waaaaay back when your brain wasn't even completely formed yet and you feel I wouldn't have compounded my interests in that singular sector by now?

Mschew! Instead of you to calm down and utilise this website to achieve something good in your life you have instead settled to become the village troll

Liar from the pit of hell. That dollar is your entire life savings that you just spent to purchase dollars hoping to have Naira fall further so that you can sell and make profit . After listening to the clown here, you sef rush go buy dollar. Hunger have hooked you now, you couldn't hold back any longer. Poor man and his struggles of life. Should have sent me the screenshot of your bank balance instead of a few dollars worth less than 400k as proof you have money. Moronic somebody

Conner44:
Drop it don't be ashamed or shy and no need for initials, I already sabi your names.

Lolz I promised you 20k the other day and you were too ashamed to drop your acct. I would have given you because I understand the importance of helping the needy.

You bought a few dollars when the dull dollar head on this forum was talking about buying dollars. Now hunger haved waged serious war against you and you want to sell them off lolz. First sign of poverty. Are you aware that Naira is still going to go further down? I dare you to keep keeping that dollars, if you are well-off enough. Let's see if your wife will not jack you by your fluffy trouser on Monday morning asking for money to make soup.

Conner44:
Aahhh ! TheModerator . . . You manage gather liver yab me this night? kai! I don suffer

In fact because of what you just did you must to drop your aza. Forget larry1960, I just sold some of my chinko products and I want to do giveaway for only you tomorrow Immediately after i see the aboki that is my guy

Im not joking. I want to give you weekend flex bar so you will ShurruP and have small hope for your life tomorrow. I know say your eye no too good (the glaucoma and stuff ) but zoom the pic below. I wan bless you so you no go dey broke for the weekend.

I been dey like you before, a long long time ago . . . I still sabi how those days dey be I get human SiNpathy and clear conscience

.Ode,

Larry1960:
Are you even married You should be ashamed of yourself you old fool

Old man you look like a 40years old frustrated fool

From your picture I saw you are nothing less than 40years old

Looking frustrated if you didn't make it at over 40years is it when you clock 50years you go make am

Did you see me in your dreams, village boy? Post the picture here.

That your K- leg is an evidence that you have farmed all your life. You used the proceeds of your farming days to train yourself at Ogwashi Polytechnic, thankfully. That's why you are carried away by peanuts and chicken Republic. Even Smirnoff that we spat at as teanagers feels like heaven to you.

But seriously bro, instead of wasting your money on Oloshos trying to impress strangers and virtual characters here, you can use that little money to help your father who is still farming in the village. Think of your brothers who are also farmers. These your useless shenanigans on the internet will lead you no where, just a waste. Real talk.

Conner44:
He has sold his stock off since. He cashed out. Me I will cash mine tomorrow.

Thankfully I don't use naira to buy dollar so I make my buck any which way

Lol what are you cashing. Snap the dollar at your disposal, let's see. Corner mugwu lol. You sef wan pose. If village boy like larry1960 can do it, why not you. Lolz

Conner44:
From dru23 to CheerfulGiver to Larry1960 you just dey hate people wey dey do well for themselves if you were okay financially you won't be behaving the way you do here.

Better get busy bro, everyone you're hating on are doing far better than you do. Instead of you to check yourself you're wasting your life checking other people.

I'm just advising you. If only you didn't bulldoze one unfortunate vulva with a coconut 🥥 head during your birth you'd have since realized it

I'm sure I don't walk around the city with big Ghana must Go bag full of fake chinko products jumping from one bus to the other, sweating, wearing a fluffy trouser and a filed dejected shoe. My life hasn't come to that point. Lolz

Lagos suffer man