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RomanceRe: End Time! Girl Upload Half Unclad Pictures On Facebook (photos) by themonk(m): 11:01pm On Mar 02, 2017
shinarlaura:
Lol..thanks
You sexy o, come fine ontop
How is Cameroon dear?
RomanceRe: End Time! Girl Upload Half Unclad Pictures On Facebook (photos) by themonk(m): 11:00pm On Mar 02, 2017
ElizaVeta:
see as her bwest stand ...
grin
Make I see your own small grin
FamilyRe: Little Girls Reaction To Moms Threat After She Stole A Candy Trends by themonk(m): 10:58pm On Mar 02, 2017
buffalowings:
making a baby is so easy
just find one opeke for your street
nack am raw, without condom
just wait for nine months, thank me later.


as per their upbringing and you training them
you're on your own o. angry
Hahahaha
Sharp shooter grin

How many you don chook today and how many don born for you?
The money part is whats refraining me o. I want my kids to get the best of everything but am getting there gradually.
FamilyRe: Little Girls Reaction To Moms Threat After She Stole A Candy Trends by themonk(m): 10:40pm On Mar 02, 2017
Azil:
I really want one too. lol.
Lets make one grin
wink
Twins, one for you, one for me.
FamilyRe: Little Girls Reaction To Moms Threat After She Stole A Candy Trends by themonk(m): 10:17pm On Mar 02, 2017
bg0074real:
people are saying shes well trained.
she stole a candy at that age, something is wrong.
Didnt watch the video
Buy data
Watch it
Rewrite your trash
FamilyRe: Little Girls Reaction To Moms Threat After She Stole A Candy Trends by themonk(m):
Watched this video some days back, was actually hilarious and touching with a sense of genuine repentance from the Little, adorable and pretty child.

I want a baby cry
CelebritiesRe: "Should Women Carry Their Condoms?" - Toolz Asks (See comments) by themonk(m): 8:47pm On Mar 02, 2017
Ladycloud:
missed u small shaa... Where are you at the moment ?? cheesy
Lagos, you were forming akpo for me back then.in school na. You stopped picking my calls sef. Wasnt fair you know. I hope you are good though
CelebritiesRe: "Should Women Carry Their Condoms?" - Toolz Asks (See comments) by themonk(m): 8:42pm On Mar 02, 2017
Ladycloud:
lol... Am good.. How r u
Am okay, been a while. Ive missed you o
PoliticsRe: Court Dismisses Six Count Charges Against Nnamdi Kanu, Orders Re-Arraignment by themonk(m): 2:03pm On Mar 01, 2017
The should Free this guy, it obvious he is been held for political and not criminal reasons
InvestmentRe: Get Help Worldwide Is In Its Last Days. Beware!!! by themonk(m): 1:46pm On Mar 01, 2017
ITbomb:
Haters will remain frustrated for life
Am not trying to sound condescending but you might be the one to end up frustrated in life. this assertion is made considering the level of financial intelligence of those who subscribe to ponzi schemes which have been proven through history and even mathematically( i saw one of such proves in narialand here) not to be sustainable. there is a growing tendency for people to reject facts all over the world as studies have shown. i would want you to google "the backfire effect" and "cognitive dissonance" to know which of these is actually disturbing you. have a nice day.
Car TalkRe: How Nigerian Drivers Damage Nigerian Roads With Winter Tyres by themonk(m): 11:38pm On Feb 28, 2017
nabegibeg:
If no one in the US changes their snow tyres how come we have snow tyres pelnty plenty at ladipo
Because they have respect for expiry date of tires bro.
Are you insinuating they change their tires at the end of every winter?
CelebritiesRe: "Should Women Carry Their Condoms?" - Toolz Asks (See comments) by themonk(m): 8:49pm On Feb 28, 2017
Ladycloud:
What is good for the Goose is good for the Gander... So why not
grin
Lady cloud howfa
RomanceRe: See A Black Woman Dancing Stark Naked For Money (this Is So Shameful) by themonk(m): 8:21pm On Feb 28, 2017
falcon01:
We are slaves
What has the black man ever done?
Christianity from white
Islam from Arab
Cars and everything ever invented all from the whites

What have we done ??
If it was a white woman dancing amongst blacks would you have talked about racism and slavery?
RomanceRe: GUYS:6 Things U Should Never Do When E-wooing A Lady (online Wooing) [*_*] {*_*} by themonk(m): 8:14pm On Feb 28, 2017
Bumbae1:
But u woo me with one line shocked
Make I woo you small.
You are a repository of beauty, a sculptor couldnt have done this. You are either miracle or magic, a rare occurance. Not deserved by men, a gift to kings.
PoliticsRe: Bring Seized Substandard Tyres To Aba Instead Of Burning Them - Dr Ikpeazu To FG by themonk(m): 2:33pm On Feb 28, 2017
gocac:
he is only speaking as a Layman with no Knowledge of the safety and acceptable industrial standards... the implication of having a substandard tyre on your wheels under the worst roads on planet earth... simply means that there is a possibility of your tyres blowing up in the middle of the road, and what happens when your on a speed of 90 - 120km/hrhuh death...! Nigerians plz say no to substandard goods, you deserve the best.... not sub-standard goods and dont forget, that the mumu Governor is using the best tyres on earth, certified and standard tyres on his cars... so be wise, dont buy your death with your hard earned money and dont sell death to your fellow country men. except he will ensure some of the tyres does not find its way to the market....thanks
Did you read the news at all?
CelebritiesRe: Eva Alordiah Auctions Her Dog (Photos) by themonk(m): 2:27pm On Feb 28, 2017
Firstcitizen:
and this is news?
No, na film angry
CelebritiesRe: Eva Alordiah Auctions Her Dog (Photos) by themonk(m): 2:25pm On Feb 28, 2017
Buhari why? cry cry cry

Even celebrities embarassed
Christianity EtcRe: The Lord Has Shown Me Where Nigeria Next President Will Come From - Primate Ayo by themonk(m): 9:48pm On Feb 27, 2017
Who doesnt know a new party would emerge. People are already tired of APC and PDP.
HealthRe: Diseases That Mess Up Your Sex Life by themonk(m): 6:30pm On Feb 27, 2017
Poverty too
PhonesRe: Specifications Of The New Nokia 3310 (2017) by themonk(m): 10:14am On Feb 27, 2017
grin
RomanceRe: Size Doesn't Matter!. by themonk(m): 8:21am On Feb 26, 2017
kimbra:
Finally I dosed off, I was happy that morning cos I'll be going to see my love hours later, by 11:am I was at his house(konji na bastard). grin

He had this two settee sofa in his room just by one extreme, after gisting for few minutes we moved to the room, he sat on the sofa and I sat on his legs, then we started kissing. I was wet while I could feel how erected his dick was but couldn't tell if it's "big" or "small". I removed it from his boxer and sat on it at that time we were moaning with pleasure. Then he undressed me and dropped me on his bed, the sex was great, he has cum and needed to change the cd for another round. While he was changing it, I stood on the bed and walked towards the edge while he was wondering what I was upto, I jumped on him. grin At this point the "wall" was the only thing he had in mind, so he leaned my back against the wall and tried to put his dick in but it wouldn't stay, it kept slipping out(my pussy isn't the borehole kind) have not loosed body count.

He kept trying but it wouldn't stay, I began wondering cos have had sex with my ex on same position and his stayed, so I decided to place it myself, I realized it was very small but I didn't let it bother me cos he was ontop of his game.

He immediately moved me to the couch, which was were we had our last round, that was the best sex have had in my life that for weeks everything was playing in my head. grin whenever I say to myself that his dick was small something else in me tells me "it didn't matter cos he could use it".

To all those guys with small dicks, just know how to use it to your advantage, some guys with the bigger sizes are practically useless on bed cos they feel being endowed down there is enough...it isn't!.

Cc:lalasticlala.
Madam wait o

Why are you calling lalasticlala?
I mean your story was interesting but you thought by any means it could make front page?
PoliticsRe: Mehn! See What Recession Has Done To Ex President, Olusegun Obasanjo (must See) by themonk(m): 12:27am On Feb 26, 2017
Lol
PoliticsRe: Senior Boko Haram Commander Killed By Security Operatives In Borno. Graphic Pics by themonk(m): 10:22pm On Feb 25, 2017
14teenK:
Make Una No happy o...tomorrow the guy go re appear for video
Lol, how they even know it's a senior boko Haram commander, seems the know each top ranking member of boko haram.

Kudos to the nigerian army BTW
HealthCould This Be The Cure For HIV? - Yahoo News by themonk(op): 1:54pm On Feb 25, 2017
Five HIV patients remain virus-free seven months after taking a new vaccine – which has been described as a ‘functional cure’ for the virus.

The treatment has allowed the patients to stop taking regular doses of antiretroviral drugs, the Spanish researchers say.

The results need to be confirmed in larger studies, the researchers say.

The ‘therapeutic vaccine’ does not actually get rid of the virus, but bolsters the immune system enough that HIV remained at undetectable levels in five out of 13 patients.

‘It’s the proof of concept that through therapeutic vaccination we can really re-educate our T cells to control the virus,’ says Dr Beatriz Mothe of the IrsiCaixa AIDS Research Institute in Barcelona, Spain, in an interview with New Scientist.

‘This is the first time that we see this is possible in humans.’
There have been more than 50 trials of therapeutic vaccines for HIV, but this is the first which has boosted the immune system in a ‘meaningful’ way according to Dr Steven Deeks an HIV/AIDS researcher at the University of California, San Francisco.
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/have-we-found-a-cure-for-hiv-five-patients-are-virus-free-months-after-new-vaccine-135112111.html

PoliticsRe: Nigeria Students To South Africans: Vacate From Nigeria Before 48 Hrs - Vanguard by themonk(m): 5:17pm On Feb 23, 2017
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RomanceRe: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by themonk(m): 11:28pm On Feb 22, 2017
Adanna86:
I dey dear, it 11:16 am thurs here in New Zealand just working finishing up soon did night shift.

How's omalicha naija? I know it night time Abeg you tell tales by moonlight? Just how you do with your cassava cheesy tongue
Wow, that's nice.
If you are on whatsapp I can tell you alot. Are you?
EducationRe: Need General Help Changing Pro Pic by themonk(m): 9:15pm On Feb 22, 2017
Adanna86:
Hi there!,
Sorry couldn't find the forum for help with
Changing profile pics, the option was there before but now it disappeared and I can't edit
My profile. If anyone has any ideas on what to do to solve this wahala, or know where to point me in the right direction, that would be greatly appreciated.

Thank you smiley
Have you solved the problem?
RomanceRe: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by themonk(m): 9:08pm On Feb 22, 2017
Adanna86:
Monk lol
grin I get big cassava na
How are you today, pretty?
RomanceRe: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by themonk(m): 7:55pm On Feb 22, 2017
ipobbigot7:
Is she a Jew from the red soil region?

Na their food.
Seems being cone headed prevents ones brain from developing properly.

Back to the post:

I wonder what would be his fate when she meets a bigger cucumber like mine

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