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MISSNORA:
Cool

Always saying "cool"..are you in russia?
How you dey jare?

menix:
Read my lips..

Hmm, hw fa jare

menix:
Wow!!!
May the almighty God bless ur marriage nd bless you guyz with normal intelligent kids..

Thou I still have to b cocky...

Reminds mii of Nkechi (deaf nd dumb) I dated, remember my nite with her, she was jst humming "hooo hooo"..

2 weeks after that day I decided to pay her a visit, getting to their skool I saw. A lady shouting shouting "Hooo hooo" to some guyz chasing rabbit nd I asked the security guard who could hear nd speak wat is "Hooo Hooo" nd the dude said those guyz were searching for the rabbit at the "wrong Hole"..

This is deep man!
You are saying u used the wrong hole!!

BALLOSKI:
Wow!

If this guy I so admire could be this offensive, then I cease to admire him from today.



*looks at my shelf, picks the books : "gifted hand and the other one , throw them into the dustbin*

read the post, the tittle can be deceiving. Ben carson's ideas were mistaken

elosonservices:
Business experts say that analytics and data will define the difference between winners and losers in various industries. If you’re a manager and don’t have a clue about statistics or how to ask smart questions about data, it’s time to start if you want to thrive in your career and your organization.
Do you only care about statistics when discussing fantasy football? Is the only knowledge you have of data is how to spell it? If so, you better wise up – fast.

While data and statistics are changing the way companies like Google and Amazon do business, they also are impacting industries from manufacturing to health care. Managers and employees who are clueless about the subjects may find themselves standing on the sidelines as key projects continue without them or senior leaders pass them over for promotions.

Susan Athey, a Stanford Graduate School of Business economics professor, has consulted for companies like Microsoft and other technology firms. She says that while these companies require their managers to be knowledgeable about data collection and statistics, it’s a trend that’s starting to seep into other industries.

She explains that more companies are collecting and analyzing data as a way to stay competitive and innovative. It’s been shown that when companies inject data and analytics deep into their operations, they can boost productivity and profit that is 5% to 6% higher than the competition.

In other words, managers can no longer just ignore Big Data or trust the IT department or an outside firm to deal with it. If they value their jobs, they need to become more informed. Read more www.elosonservices.com/why-managers-must-embrace-big-data-or-be-left-behind/
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This is very true, big companies are now looking for big data analytics which i predict will be the next big thing.

maestroz:
hologram tinz

Hater with a difference

pus20c:
The Thief call Tinubu

Tinubu might be a theif but thats not enough reason to smoke expired weed very early in the morning.

The next poster will say my mind

Sapphie:
Lol i love d way i look...... I don't need big boobs

I love the way u are dear. Remember i never complained about them.

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lol...this shit is funny

rottennaija:
Try firstlogic

Where is it please and do you know the price?

That weed your grandfather left under his bamboo bed since 1914. You must have taken some.

zagorakis:
So what's ccna

Cisco certified network administrator.
Do you have any information?

Nairalanders, please i would like to know of CCNA exam centres in portharcourt and the price for the exam. I am grateful for any information offered.

Nairalanders am looking for where i can write my ccna exam in portharcourt and how much it will cost me. Thanks, ill be grateful for any information i get.

omitooguns:
Well, i think u should visit ur Doctor...


Based on my experience...it was to do wit dirts in d blood...u get rid of d dirts, d itches stop.

How can you get rid of dirt in the blood?

Ill buy another house, no time.

MISSNORA:
oh cool

yup

MISSNORA:
lol nairaland abi? I ll be off soon. Thanx dear

yea nairaland.
dont run away ooo, its nice to be informed, moreover am happy seeing you around.

MISSNORA:
lol

you have a new addiction, hope u know

make we forget that one sha, u sexy die o

1) Nothing
2) Mary
3) When you put your hands in your pocket
4) there weren't stairs
5) the doctor is the mother of the child

7) Short
8 ) one

hahahahah

shop for people with suicidally objectives

its because u think u have achieved all your dreams, find new challenges then you will see another reason to live

good for him

wristbangle:
To dethrone tiwa sawage will be a difficult task for yemi alade, if that's her aim now. Tiwa has the experience of music career from the overseas and locals unlike yemi which is basically local. Though she is talented.

does wizkid and davido have overseas experience?
tell me which reigning nigerian artiste with overseas experence?
stop this your reverse polarity logic abeg

No be only to waka around Tanzania oo
make una win abeg, you are not tourists but footballers

if dbanj no dey this list, the list make sense

EggovinMma:
Amebo!
If I am that gurl and I happen to find out you invaded my privacy, I go use that same toto make you lose your job!

I will make sure I Bleep that manager brains off till he is forced you to make you lose your job!Mumu!

you must have a powerful toto

Gurgle:
hi, yeah I was wondering what happened but I trust you'll be ok? so have you submitted the essay now?

ok. good luck hope it goes well

Ive been ok, and yourself?

Lol you cant miss me joor

i didnt win in the essay contest, they've contacted the winners. but in my ccna mock exam, i was the best in my centre and the third-best since the centre started. am reading harder for the international exam, i pray GOD helps me, the exam fee is 75, 000 naira and i wouldnt want to waste such money.
i had a boring day, how was urz?
anytime i say i miss u, you dont believe me. Y?

hahahhaha
u just brought back memories for me o

Gurgle:
I got it when I was around 12 but I don't remember what happened or how I felt lol

dear, how are you?
if i told u i totally forgot to send u those essays u wont believe me. am so so sorry, i tried sending it the first time but couldnt see where i saved it on my phone then i forgot to check well and send it.
also my CCNA exam has kept me soo busy, i just wrote the mock exam, am getting ready for the main one.
how have u been dear?
i think i missed u