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RomanceRe: Ladies Share How You Felt When You First Saw Your Period! by themonk(m): 10:07pm On Sep 03, 2015
shizzy7:
At the bolded I know you mean another type of books.... Most parents shy away from educating children at puberty But they scare them.. I have friends in which too much 'locking in the house' had adverse effects on them...
Those girls are pretty chicks but I don't know them
yea true, parents should be the one to educate their children. about me sha, i am a very inquisitive person, i read books ranging from biology, love stories and other sexually active books and even porn at some point just to know how those things are done. i think i was wise to understand those things and know the implications of doing it the wrong way, i knew unprotected sex could kill regardless of what i saw in the porns i watched. the downside is that some people never get to know and this is supposed to be an obligation of their parents, this leads to proliferation of unwanted pregnancies and STDs. parents i guess think there kids will subscribe to abstinence but lets be truthful 75% of kids wont now or later in life so the most optimal option would be to teach them how these things work and how not to ruin ur life even if you decide to have fun. i respect my dad for that, the man called me someday and told me if i wish to sleep with a woman against all advice he gave me that i should use a condom and that i shouldnt have multiple partners. this is being real, some parents are just too religious to be realistic. AIDS kill, tell ur kid the last resort.


lol, those girls are pretty sha, show urself grin. i want to see u
RomanceRe: Ladies Share How You Felt When You First Saw Your Period! by themonk(m): 8:29pm On Sep 03, 2015
shizzy7:
Huuu at first I believed them 'cos even my male cousins will run and tell me not to touch them BUT when I entered secondary school I heard a lot and understood everything And I had a crazy Biology teacher who says a lot of Rubbish....
And the boys in my class -- Crazy and Foolish...
wow, now i sound like a professional. you really know ur way around this time.
my dad really wanted to scare me tho but i was already grounded by books i read, i even knew more than the man when i was in JSS3.
who are those in ur picture?
RomanceRe: Ladies Share How You Felt When You First Saw Your Period! by themonk(m): 7:45pm On Sep 03, 2015
PunkyVeer:
TBH, I was very scared & thought I must be very sick with something. I believe I was about 13 at the time & was cramping hard the whole day. Then during lunch break I went to the toilet & got the scare of my life. In my head I thought, blood + cramping = my organs must be coming loose. Lol, I expected kidneys etc to be the next thing I was gonna see. Things like that were not discussed in my home, so I was kinda clueless & worried. When I got home I started crying & told my mom what I saw. She understood instantly & ripped for me this HUGE piece of cloth that had me walking funny because I was not used to having something between my legs. I walked with legs wide apart. Hahaha.
lol, funi
RomanceRe: Ladies Share How You Felt When You First Saw Your Period! by themonk(m): 7:42pm On Sep 03, 2015
shizzy7:
Most annoying:::

Something that was supposed to be a secret,, my grandma told the whole family
AND
all the advice like I was getting married
Damn I was just 11....
AND
Don't forget if you touch a boy you're pregnant...
hahahhhahahah, the pregnancy scare
i know all week u put your hands inside ur pockets, so u dont touch a guy and get pregnant.
RomanceRe: Ladies Share How You Felt When You First Saw Your Period! by themonk(m): 7:36pm On Sep 03, 2015
Tholudee:
I was 10years old then then now
grin Dn't pretend to be better
lol, when i was ten, i was already washing my dad's suit and jeans. lol


how are u jare
RomanceRe: When Did You Have Your First Heart Break by themonk(m): 5:20pm On Sep 03, 2015
a long time ago,
i slept with her frnd the next day.
RomanceRe: Ladies Share How You Felt When You First Saw Your Period! by themonk(m): 5:17pm On Sep 03, 2015
Tholudee:
Let me start by sharing mine


I was a little girl of 10years and it happened on the day I resumed JSS1
I couldn't sleep when throughout that weekend,just dreaming about how the new school will be and the new school uniform,school bag and all mum has bought for me

I slept late on Sunday evening so I woke up very late on Monday morning
So i just rush to the bathroom to take my bath leaving my dirty undies there for mum to wash tongue

Got to my new school and the principal was addressing we new students, one of my friends that knows my mum touched me nd told me to look back

I saw mum and I was so afraid that what could have brought her to my new school on my first day
She just held my hand and too me to the car
She then told me to pull my pant and I saw it stained with blood
I cries ehnn grin grin
She fixed a pad for me and told me to go back to class but no I didn't
I just jeejely went to my class and pack all my stuffs to followed her hom

I just laugh out loud whenever I remember now grin


Ladies share your funny experiences
nice one.
hope mum still doesnt wash ur pant
PhonesRe: When MTN Finally Goes Mad (screenshots) by themonk(m): 3:59pm On Sep 02, 2015
your villagers at work
RomanceRe: What's The Craziest Thing An Ex Did To You Shortly After A Break Up? by themonk(m): 3:57pm On Sep 02, 2015
dat5starguy:
*eyes wide open. What did you say?
lol
Nairaland GeneralRe: Is This Lady Right About Her Reply To This Guy? by themonk(m): 3:54pm On Sep 02, 2015
hahahahha
this is epic
RomanceRe: What's The Craziest Thing An Ex Did To You Shortly After A Break Up? by themonk(m): 3:52pm On Sep 02, 2015
ATMC:
Sorry I'm unable to access my...I'll respond as soon as. Ok?
lol...i get.
no wahala
RomanceRe: What's The Craziest Thing An Ex Did To You Shortly After A Break Up? by themonk(m): 3:35pm On Sep 02, 2015
maryhaam:
yea it does attimes,it build up memory,glad u learn thou.
yup, thanks
RomanceRe: What's The Craziest Thing An Ex Did To You Shortly After A Break Up? by themonk(m): 3:26pm On Sep 02, 2015
maryhaam:
no time for that but there is time for sex,just sayin.
lol, i guess am a bad boyfrnd.
i think all those things didnt matter, becos i neva really was obsessed by those. i would prefer eating on my table to going out and i would prefer watching a movie with my laptop than goin to a cinema. i had to learn those things mattered latter, probably the hard way.
RomanceRe: What's The Craziest Thing An Ex Did To You Shortly After A Break Up? by themonk(m): 3:10pm On Sep 02, 2015
ATMC:
This!
what?
how are you?
RomanceRe: What's The Craziest Thing An Ex Did To You Shortly After A Break Up? by themonk(m): 11:36am On Sep 02, 2015
Sandydayz:
smiley U can't imagine
he slept with ur frnds?
RomanceRe: What's The Craziest Thing An Ex Did To You Shortly After A Break Up? by themonk(m): 11:36am On Sep 02, 2015
jonaifame22:
I guess she liked ur kondo very well
our relationship couldnt work becos of my tight schedule, i couldnt take her to the movies and all that but we had great sex.
RomanceRe: What's The Craziest Thing An Ex Did To You Shortly After A Break Up? by themonk(m): 11:30am On Sep 02, 2015
she asked me if we could still kip the sex part
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Shows Off His "Wifee" On Instagram, Funny Replies Followed The Post by themonk(m): 6:38pm On Aug 31, 2015
she set o
Foreign AffairsRe: Photos Of Bride Sued By Husband For Not Being Pretty Enough by themonk(m): 6:28pm On Aug 31, 2015
Every woman is beautiful. you just have to take the accurate number of bottles to notice.


they should alternate, when the woman is off make-up, the man should be drunk.
grin
CrimeRe: Man Jailed 5 Years For Setting Pregnant Woman Ablaze; Photo by themonk(m): 5:55pm On Aug 31, 2015
peace is ideal, history is violent.

why is the world like this?
PoliticsRe: Photo Of The 72-Year-Old Carpenter Fayose Made Caretaker Of A LGA by themonk(m): 7:29pm On Aug 29, 2015
Fayose's political strategy must be: win the hearts of the masses using any possible public stunt.



i must commend him though
PoliticsRe: Agitations For Biafra Heightens, Eastern Leaders React - Hallmark News by themonk(m): 10:31am On Aug 27, 2015
kestolove95:
Nigerians shud allow dix cursed erosion people to go jare..nothing positiv has eva come out of dia self
your profile pic says alot about ur occupation
CelebritiesRe: #inpictures: May D Threaten To Sue Ikeja City Mall For Assault - See Tweets by themonk(m): 12:42am On Aug 27, 2015
may D should concentrate more on dropping another hit. his career is drowning.
RomanceRe: See The Real Lady F Of Nairaland by themonk(m): 10:34pm On Aug 26, 2015
ladyF:
Funny thing is...that's me in the pishure grin I have to probe the OP
na lie joor, am not saying the woman in the picture aint cute. but thats not u, ive been seeing u in my dreams na. haba how can i forget ur face.
RomanceRe: See The Real Lady F Of Nairaland by themonk(m): 10:06pm On Aug 26, 2015
ladyF:
Lol oya na.... grin
common, i know its not u
you are sexier than that.
i can imagine ur intricacy, the well curved hips, balanced and protruding boobs, fine hair sitting on a beautiful face, then a nikki-style bum. Damn!!!
RomanceRe: See The Real Lady F Of Nairaland by themonk(m): 10:01pm On Aug 26, 2015
ladyF:
Hehehe le boo likes me like that. Ayam trying to diet now sha, but I eat too much. cry God dey! grin
me sef i love u like that, will u take a bouquet from me?
am interested too
RomanceRe: See The Real Lady F Of Nairaland by themonk(m): 9:48pm On Aug 26, 2015
ladyF:
Lmao that is me, LadyF and le boo, OP how u take get this my pishure grin
jeez....fatty bom bom grin
BusinessRe: PIX. See What Thieves Did To My Laptop / Phone Shop. by themonk(m): 11:56pm On Aug 25, 2015
ladyF:
Oh my...so so sorry for ur loss

May God restore what the enemy has stolen.
its not lady F again?
abi u forgot, lol
PoliticsRe: Okija Shrine: No Longer A Bee-hive Of Activities For Politicians (photos) by themonk(m): 7:11pm On Aug 25, 2015
sandrel:
Nothing we no go hear and see for nairalandi
as in eh, seems u are new here, bunch of suprises for you.
AgricultureRe: Please Caption This Wonderful Farm Produce. Picture. by themonk(m): 2:15pm On Aug 23, 2015
since some people now make love to trees, the cassava has to prevent abuse through adaptation.
Music/RadioRe: The Best Rap Song In 2015. by themonk(m): 8:37am On Aug 18, 2015
Vondata:
Listen to phyno Asai and see what I mean. The beat used and the Rap phyno used was classic.
Download and listen phyno Asai to confirm. Thanks.
i have no doubt whatsoever, you are a lioness. i can recognise those rooms with one eye closed in the dream grin
how are you dear?

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