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Jollyjoy:
Lollll


your tin too open,pack ur tinx,alele

Your Eiffel tower is too big, do u want to kill me?
Its over!!!

Nawa o

Hmm

PunkyVeer:
Lol, there are many ways to skin a cat, if you kwim His "sharp shooter" is not the only thing that can make me happy. So he better be willing to compensate for his short "cummings" before I change my mind.

Hahahaha @ short "cummings"
The truth is most times you think you can manage it but you cant. Im not saying it is not endurable, but it takes great discipline not to look somewhere else while enduring.
So better watch out for that o, especially if you wan marry the guy and it doesnt even border him. If you realise say body no be firewood na then you go know say money no be everything.

McCarlito:
That will be when the witches in ur village starts using ur picture to do hand fan; that's when she will get tired of u

Old dry joke

PunkyVeer:
Honestly, A & C.

So you dont have a problem with 2mins men?

The most talked about list ever

Hahaha

INTROVERT:

Introvert, where have u been?

legendgalas:
pls I want ur candid responses to this issue.
As a lady and also as a guy, can u stay more than 4months without sex. Mostly when you want to remain faithful to the one you truly love.

I smell a double account by a transgender.

KashyBaby:
Burn down the house... or better yet get the nanny and take it to the bathroom stall.... hahhahaha..fair game.

Kashy baby...how u dey?

The man he grabbed his testicles tho.
His stones must be longer than his erects pillar right nownow

6fit:
lol....soft porn indeed...and if his married, i pitty his wife breast dat night cos he will display all d konji on d wife breast dat night

Lol, no be small o
Women dey suffer o, na d wife go suffer am finally.
Na so my guy girlfriend go watch porn finish, come dey tell d guy " you are not man enuf, cant u see ir mates do it for 2hrs"
Am like 2hrs Na football match?

6fit:
i pitty d pastor cos he would have ejaculated all d OGI on his Rob....clueless couple in d presence of clueless congrigation with a clueless pastor

Hahahahahaha, an opportunity for the pastor to watch soft porn. I bet he would use his vaseline after the wedding.

KashyBaby:
U betta eat my booty like groceries

Have urs been eaten b4?

One of the ni*pples of the bride is bigger than the brain of the pastor, husband and bridesmaid combined

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Twaci:
Its true!

He is cute but that pic doesnt show him to be. Check his profile picture

I love it when olamide sings

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He has a small d**k

Oga titus

menix:
Baba I dey fear u, I no fit carry u com my village cous all the birds go migrate go anoda state..

Hahaha....as food no dey, even vulture na delicacy.
Try some

Zoharariel:
Ofcourse they get paid. Y do you think they call them "Pay Per Post Vultures" ?

Barcanista had to return to Nairaland after they closed his shop on facebook because that is his only source of income.

Hmmm, no be small thing o.
Na better work be this o,
What hppened to barcanista's facebook?

MISSNORA:
lol m fine n u

Am good, how is ur day going?
You look stunning @ pic, i hope u are not chatting from the water

menix:
Baba ur boii jst dey break Palm kernel wey I go fit use soak garri..

Since dey said I don't need to eat food if am fasting..

Hehehehe, baba e no easy o
Just fast for prosperity u know, use one stone to kill two birds.

No be small thing o, i hope say dem dey pay una