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I'm totally confused... how will those who were born on February 29 celebrate their birthday since there isn't gonna be any 29th of February this year?? lol.. oyinbo people no go kill us ooo

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IamLEGEND1:
my belt got stolen and I had to go to class without one
Intro. Tech. teacher came in with marked test scripts
called out my name
stood up to go collect the stuff
had no idea the button on my trouser had fallen off
GBAaaAaAaH!
na so I just stand there with my dirty boxers.(I been rugged die).

Jisos! come see laugh. to add insult to injury,i had to hold the waist of the trouser with my hands all the way back to the hostel.
I been nearly hang myself that day. but glory be to God I'm alive today.

hehehehe funny gee

number two sha... hehehe

brandydaniells:
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lol.. those 2go days

bettercreature:
I told.you so,mourinho is an idiot.too know will kill him
Why dismantling a winning team
The man is a big fool

martial has already shut u up.. pack aside

bettercreature:
Mourinho is an idiot he is just.trying to kill our momentum,I Dont know what martial and fallaini are doing in this game
B

your dont know what martial is playing?? you must be watching from the back of you TV..

augster:
you are really a noise maker

lol

Sektion:
you guys are ridiculous , as long as its interesting you can

if you say so.. but those games would make much sense if played on tablets.

sholaogunz:
Abi ooo,make I download game 3 gig in this recession... I dey craze

help me ask oo.. e better make i gather money buy play station.

game 3.3gb? nawa oo

Ay92:
Please how much is the touch pad of tecno l5

#1500

augster:
yeah
Meanwhile

how much data does it consume?

bareal:
Agreed! As a matter of fact av been able to boot my itel_it1502 to recovery severaly and very easily too, just follow the button combo. hold power key first, then volume down, realease immediately itel logo appears then press volume up to enter recovery.
The only issue is changing of imei even spd tool and droidtool proved abbortive.

works on my stubborn itel. tnx

DeAvenger:
English ain't thier mother's tongue thats why they dnt boast/proud about it.

Next time try to (be) boast/proud of your mother's tongue, be proud of your own dialect (its not a crime, Ka gane ai )

gaskiya ne.. but walai some of these guys are more fluent in English than those street thugs olamide,phyno and the rest.. una know the rest.. do me a favour download and listen to dj abba and boc songs then ya'll knw wah am saying. just try

idiots.. all of una wey dey make noise like jincheng motor circle.. walai if these guys dey rap ehn person go even think say no be nigeria songs. especially that dj abba.. dont underrate the north. download, hear their songs then give testimony.

okhiai1:
seriously and you believe this news

why not? it happened to fbi last year

Yyeske:
Iwhat has he being doing since that he hasn't hanged this stupid albino by his balls by now?

jesu!!! are related to shekau of Bornu state?

op this ur topic subject sha.. i thought it was that PREMIER SOAP player of the month ooo

pyyxxaro:
OP UR TOPIC SHAA ( I KNOW YOU SMOKE KANFOR)

Aunty !! nor drink am oh

The Guy con be Chelsea Abokìì join


Quoter am waiting

hehehe guy you wicked oo

if you have picsart.. you have everything

na to go back to 2GO sure pass.

any solution for this? I've been facing this issue for over a week now with my Tecno L5. Has anyone experienced this before?

Ikwokrikwo:
Only Yoruba muslims will disagree with him.

common sharap! see as u carry face like fried akpu

chimere66:
According to the information shared in Hausa by Rariya,Garba Sani,SS1 student of Fika GSS school,Potiskum was found dead yesterday morning.Security agencies have started investigating the cause of his death.I am not very good in Hausa.Our Hausa readers should please explain more.Below is the Hausa narration of the incident....

'AN SAMU GAWAR DALIBI A MAKARANTAR FIKA GSS POTISKUM

Daga Muhammad Musa Kawuwale

A yau da safe ne aka samu gawar wani dalibin makarantar Fika GSS Potiskum, an yanka shi ya rasu a cikin makarantar.

Bincike sun tabbatar da cewa tsohon dalibin makarantar ne ya kashe shi, yayin da yake kokarin guduwa kuma aka kama shi. Yanzu haka dai yana hannun jami’an tsaro ana yi masa bincike.

Sunan dalibin Garba Sani, yana SS1, mutuwar tasa ta jijjiga sauran daliban makarantar. Hukumar kare hakkin dan Adam ta kasa (Human Right) sun yi alwashin ba za su bar jinin yaron nan ya zuba a banza ba'



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/11/ss1-student-found-dead-in-pool-of-blood.html

(okay oo.. lemme try>>>>> This morning, a body of a student of one of the government schools in yobe, GSS POTISKUM was found.. he was slaughtered and dumbed in the school premises.

investigations has shown that a former student of the school committed the act and was caught while on the run. he's now cooling his heels at the police station as further investigation is being made.

the name of the student is, GARBA SANI. his death has shocked the entire students of the school and the human rights activist has vowed not to let the blood of the young man go in vain.




ALLAH YASA YA HUTA.. AMEEN

Bisjosh:
This man should just stop being delusional already!!!

His wife isnt pretty physically , she might be at heart though

Well, if he doesn't praise her who will?

common sharrap!! wetin concern? must you comment?

has anyone ever faced any problem with his/her phone like, the screen jerking, touching and opening apps randomly by it self and some part of the screen not touching correctly? coz that's the issue I'm Facing with my TECNO L5.. I've tried resetting my phone but it still ghost touch. someone told me to goto settings>developers option>force GPU rendering and tick it. I did that and my phone's screen started working normally but after some days the problem came back... the screen doesn't have a scratch let to talk of a crack, the screen is clean. help me please!! simplebea

physise:
Nawa o abeg make mtn nor still scrap their night plan o

that HEM-TI-HEN? it's a must.

johnstar:
E don red




No more clicking on irrelevant news on nairaland

at least RED dey lighter small... my broda E Don black for us

has anyone ever faced any problem with his/her TECNO L5 like, the screen jerking, touching and opening apps randomly by it self and some part of the screen not touching correctly? coz that's the issue I'm Facing with my TECNO L5.. don't know if its common with TECNO L5..

ikombe:
As i see the message this morning life just tire me



Plan wey i dey use dey download series and music for night

chai!! no be only you oo