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PoliticsRe: Federal Government Special Works Programme Has Started Payment Of ₦20,000 by theNOISEmaker(op): 11:09pm On Apr 21, 2021
bamikole07:
Yes ooo, I got mine since Sunday evening, I was surprise when I saw the alert being on Sunday by Access Bank Kogi, but not every has gotten
almost everyone i know who's on the programme around me received alert.
PoliticsRe: Federal Government Special Works Programme Has Started Payment Of ₦20,000 by theNOISEmaker(op): 11:07pm On Apr 21, 2021
Bullet01:
How did you applied for this? I want to cut my own national cake too. Help a sister abeg
i don't think the registration in on again o. We did ours since last year October.
PoliticsRe: Federal Government Special Works Programme Has Started Payment Of ₦20,000 by theNOISEmaker(op): 11:02pm On Apr 21, 2021
Emily22:
Remember to show us the pictures of "men at work" ..

I believe this is just a free gift from the government
Lol we actually cleaned roads and drainages for some days last February. As we no dey see money or updates about the stuff. Na im we japa. Most of us have forgotten about it. We thought they just used and catch cruise ni. Then boom today, 20k.
PoliticsRe: Federal Government Special Works Programme Has Started Payment Of ₦20,000 by theNOISEmaker(op): 10:56pm On Apr 21, 2021
Sirmuel1:
Sponsored post. Only 2 comments and it's already on the front page.

There is no money anywhere, don't deceive Nigerians!

*Spits on APC and PDP*
I received 20k man.. E shock me sef because it's been long i filled the form. I think since around October last year.. We did some cleaning of roads and drainages for some days this last February. We wait wait tire, we no see money. I even gave up. Just to wake up from sleep today to see this alert.

I'm not a defender of this government or whatsoever. I'm just happy i received the little i worked for.
PoliticsRe: Federal Government Special Works Programme Has Started Payment Of ₦20,000 by theNOISEmaker(op): 10:45pm On Apr 21, 2021
Boykris:
which state
Nasarawa state
PoliticsRe: Federal Government Special Works Programme Has Started Payment Of ₦20,000 by theNOISEmaker(op): 7:33pm On Apr 21, 2021
SIRAO:
which bank
Fidelity bank
PoliticsFederal Government Special Works Programme Has Started Payment Of ₦20,000 by theNOISEmaker(op): 7:27pm On Apr 21, 2021
I heard Every participant will be paid 20,000 for three months.
I just received payment for the first month this evening. Oh boy.. Just in time for Sallah grin

RomanceRe: Do This If A Girl Doesn't Reply Your Messages In Time by theNOISEmaker: 11:20pm On Apr 18, 2021
tunjijones:
These were my words " So you are not blind... Oh, i tot all ur fingers was amputated that was why you have not being replying to simple greetings.

I set a bait for you to knw if you are useless and you proved to me how useless you are... Get the Bleep outta here you bitch...

She was typing her response when i blocked her...
i don laugh scatter grin
RomanceRe: Fooled My Girlfriend Of 4 Years To Thinking She Was Going Out With Another Guy by theNOISEmaker: 10:02pm On Apr 16, 2021
Acecards:
Guy the bait you used to set her up is very enticing...

1. You are a medical doctor
2. You are based in Belgium
3. You want to send her 25k for tfare
4. You are from a wealthy home
5. You are willing to give her iphone6 before even meeting her

Haba, like someone said only like 4 girls in Nigeria will not fall for this. Even your sister go fall for this kind guy.

As long as you and the girl is not married her trying to see where this will lead to is not out of place oh... My 2 cents

If na me be the girl I go fall anyhow
You don talk my mind finish.. Even if it was him, won't he fall? Haba grin grin
ProgrammingRe: Share Your Road map To Becoming A Web Developer. by theNOISEmaker: 9:57pm On Apr 06, 2021
Lordpeckxy:
#Respectsssss
But I feel there is always more to do, More things to learn, More things to Design and Implement, I don't tink I can finish all what I have In mind..!!!
****sIgH****
Sometimes I wish I have someone that shares the same vision..!
####Peace
bro i fit get your WhatsApp contact? embarassed
ProgrammingRe: "My Lagos" Android And Ios Application About Lagos State by theNOISEmaker: 6:34pm On Mar 31, 2021
Ashekboy:
"My Lagos" is an Android and iOS application built with Google Flutter to know everything about Lagos State, Nigeria. The application will enable you to explore everything about Lagos State such as History, Government, Places, Festival, Technology, People, Entrepreneur etc.
The Play store link and Apple store will be release early next month
bros, abeg wetin be your app digits? I wan learn bad bad.
ProgrammingAs An Absolute App Dev Beginner, Should I Learn Java Or Flutter? by theNOISEmaker(op): 6:23pm On Mar 31, 2021
I've picked interest in programming lately. Mobile App development, specifically is my niche. I have no coding experience prior to this. So After some research online, I've come to understand that Apps can be created using alot of other programming languages but Flutter which uses dart programming language and Java are quite the most popular ones. So i was kind of stuck and confused on which one to learn first.

Please what do you suggest for an absolute beginner like me?
PhonesRe: Got me a Tecno Spark 5 Pro by theNOISEmaker: 11:00pm On Mar 18, 2021
Good day op. How's your experience so far with the phone? I'm about getting it. Do you recomend it?
BusinessRe: 1 - Deleted by theNOISEmaker: 3:26pm On Mar 16, 2021
TheUndercover:
Most women date who they love and marry who love them. When the desirable is not available, then the available becomes desirable.
Naso
RomanceRe: She Is Rejecting My Advances, Yet Wants To Know Everything About Me by theNOISEmaker: 1:25am On Mar 10, 2021
Karleb:
I lost it when you said getting her number was a miracle. Nigga why?!
lmao grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Rahama Sadau Fires Back A Troll Who Said Only The Likes Of Wizkid Will Marry Her by theNOISEmaker(op): 8:11pm On Mar 08, 2021
Zzor:
What is wizkid sef to begin with,mtcheww, wasted generation
machala, the GOAT of afrobeats grin
CelebritiesRahama Sadau Fires Back A Troll Who Said Only The Likes Of Wizkid Will Marry Her by theNOISEmaker(op): 7:56pm On Mar 08, 2021
The Kannywood actress had been under fire some time ago for posting a photo showing her back which resulted into someone making blasphemous comments against islam.
Rahama Sadau today went on Facebook today asking people to disregard a post made by some hausa news media going round on social media that says "she (Rahama) said she is desperately in need of a husband and Anyone who's ready should come forward"

Rahama described the news as fake and mere lies.

A Facebook user, justice auta yamele under the comment wrote in hausa, the translation: "Your mother! who on earth is ever going to marry you if not the likes of Wizkid. You Waste of birth, donkey. you're Cursed"

Wizkid comes into the picture because most Northerners/Muslims see Secular music as immortality, thus, whoever is into secular music is cursed. So he's literally saying "only cursed and immoral people like her would marry her"

It didn't go well with Rahama sadau as she fired back through the comment section, and the translation goes: "Your father! I have someone already, you can come stop him from marrying me. Idiot"

The Facebook user Received backslashes as most northerners weren't also impressed by what he wrote and condemned him for his insensitive comment.

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RomanceRe: Why Are Some Ladies Like This? (screenshot) by theNOISEmaker: 10:51am On Mar 06, 2021
Everrich96:
No boss. Who's that? Please take that down. I don't know who that is.
Lol.. Op I know she's the one, but don't worry I've taken down the picture. Check well, You've already given up her identity on one of the screenshot you posted. A little Facebook search, pooof! Her profile was right before me.. cool
RomanceRe: Why Are Some Ladies Like This? (screenshot) by theNOISEmaker:
Everrich96:
I'm just disappointed at how some people come into your life genuinely at first and in the long run they try to run you by blackmailing you emotionally because they've got this strong entitlement mentality.

Below is attached, screenshots of the chat I had with a lady who posed to be a "caring friend".
We met barely 3months ago, and in one week she was already making demands , cuz when she met me , I might have given off a notion of being successful cuz things were really working fine with me. She asked me to take her out , I tried to ignore cuz I was loyal to my girlfriend, now EX. Eventually after black mailing me emotionally, I gave in.

There were times she really cared and there were days when I tested her patience whenever she requested for financial favour and I didn't give in, she became mean and impatient. Recently , things have been really hard for me, and I can't even pay my rent, and I lost so much money to bad investments and I can't even afford a good meal. I'm just a final year student singly helping myself and no one's helping out , i've got exams by the corner and my girlfriend just broke up with me. So much heartbreaking events . She claimed to be my friend yet she kept looking for means to extort me, and She's got a boyfriend .

Just Last week, she called me for the first time in 2weeks since . She was acting all caring and next she tells me she's broke and she's looking for capital to buy make up kits , I tried to ignore. Next thing she starts saying " you cant ask me how much I need.. bla bla" , I then told her all the aforementioned problems I'm going through...She started crying that truly I was going through alot.

Fast forward to this night , she flashed me and I called her back . She started saying stuffs like she's craving Shawarma etc. I ignored , she complained. She requested other stuffs which I ignored and tried to skip the convo. She said she would come see me , but I've got to book an Uber. Had to remind her of my current status and things aint funny anymore , but I can book her uber when she would leave only if she came using a public trans. We ended the convo..


Moments later, she chatted me on Whatsapp to recharge her phone. I couldn't take it, I had to give her a piece of my mind, she felt offended and she blocked me. Like, why make it an obligation to always try to take something from me? The least or most you could be as a "friend" is to be supportive than being a parasitic leech!!
op na she be this abi? grin grin
RomanceRe: Black Americans Are The Most Weakest, Sensitive, Cry Babies I've Ever Seen by theNOISEmaker: 10:15am On Mar 04, 2021
ChizzyBuna:
We are talking about earning MONEY
you are blabbering about love..

Will love feed your family
Will love pay your kids school fees
Will love pay for hospital bills
If your mum needs urgent surgery
Will you use "LOVE" to pay for her surgery??
Why do you spend 18 years of your teenage years in school?
To get a job and earn money
Or
To get a job and earn love??
Imagine working all month and your boss pay you with "love".

U must be really stupid cheesy cheesy
You go to school to get a job
Then work for somebody s company
It's called scratch my back and I scratch your back.
You make the company rich and the company reward you with "salary" not love

Someone will go to primary,secondary school plus university just to work for another man's company.
Isn't that what everyone in the world is doinghuh? So if you call it slavery then that means all working class people around the world are slaves.
Either u lack reasoning or your just dull
ahh bros you dey gimme joy abeg grin
CrimeRe: Help!!! How Can I Get Some Yahoo Boys Living Opposite Me Arrested? by theNOISEmaker: 12:29pm On Feb 16, 2021
1x2x3:
Wisdom is Key. Consider the following.

Your objective is to cut down the noise and nuisance. The number of girls or how long they turn their gen on isn't your business. If you have beef with them which they are aware of then you will be their first suspect once there's a hit on them so don't get yourself in ugly situation.

If you can get their number I think it's better they get anonymous call warning them to behave according. The voice will be a man calming to own a property there. He will bluntly tell them he knows what they are into but that's not his business, he only care about reducing the noise and nuisance which many other neighbours has complained about as well.........call ends.
Wisdom no go kill you
RomanceRe: What Kind Of Madness Is This? (pic) by theNOISEmaker(op): 10:45am On Feb 07, 2021
arsenal444:
y u nor try enter one of those kids and see if u nor lost inside....
press power button, reboot your laggy brain, then reread what you wrote again.... Can you now see how pedophile you are? You and mallam sani na birds of the same feather. Tueh !
RomanceRe: What Kind Of Madness Is This? (pic) by theNOISEmaker(op): 10:38am On Feb 07, 2021
arsenal444:
Between this two, who do you think will scream during Sex? grin The man is looking for death through sex period.... shocked
how can a kid who's barely 5 make a man like that scream during sex? C'mon angry
EducationRe: See What Disabled Nigerian Child Did To Anthony Joshua -photo by theNOISEmaker: 10:35am On Feb 07, 2021
LMS1:
Dissable Ke?,na Leg She For Use Draw?
you no dey see how the girl hands be?
RomanceWhat Kind Of Madness Is This? (pic) by theNOISEmaker(op): 10:03am On Feb 07, 2021
This man is a hoodlum, a criminal, and should be sentenced and given life imprisonment.. the idiot get balls print poster join sef. wtf? This man looks 90+ to me and the girl isn't even up to 5. Haba

PhonesRe: Why Am I Getting This Error Message When Rooting My Samsung Galaxy by theNOISEmaker: 10:46pm On Feb 04, 2021
falcon01:
You ain't giving me any Info to work with so lemme just do this. first of all make sure the variant you are flashing infact wait fess are you trying to Install TWRP then root inside TWRP or you are Trying to Directly root it via download mode.
Just Simply Download TWRP for your device, Flash it via Odin then Install CF autoroot Via Recovery or Magisk. Make sure you Backup your data
what I mean with Variant is if its TMobile Download file for Tmobile if it's at&t or Verizon download For them.
op na wetin you go do be this
RomanceRe: Ladies Beware! (my Experience). PHOTOS. by theNOISEmaker: 6:33pm On Jan 14, 2021
Deicide:
Which kind yeye font be this?
no be small yeye
. My eyes got strained from reading it.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Don't Want To Be The Next Dele by theNOISEmaker: 6:29pm On Jan 14, 2021
I wish i can help.. May God send you helpers.
PoliticsKidnapped Nasarawa State APC Chairman Murdered By His Abductors. by theNOISEmaker(op): 2:35pm On Nov 22, 2020
According to NASSARAWA MIRROR on Facebook

https://www.facebook.com/1537279929841023/posts/2817378565164480/?app=fbl

May His soul rest in peace.

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SportsRe: Ronaldo On The Double As Juventus Beat Cagliari by theNOISEmaker: 1:44pm On Nov 22, 2020
Like for Ronaldo, Share for Cristiano grin
CelebritiesRe: Davido: “Mayorkun Is Bigger Than Me, Wizkid And Burna Boy” (Video) by theNOISEmaker: 11:55am On Nov 20, 2020
Shey una dey see this Frog? huh
Music/RadioRe: Wizkid's New Album "Made In Lagos" -your Review by theNOISEmaker:
cheesy grin

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