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Education / Re: Which Popular Person Attended Your Secondary School? by theNOISEmaker: 4:27pm On Oct 17, 2019
Umar Musa Yar'adua, Government College Keffi

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Phones / Re: #ATAwards2019: Arewa Twitter Awards 2019 by theNOISEmaker: 10:53am On Oct 16, 2019
ManLikeRabson:
Acikin durin uwarka muke
lalal waiyo ciki na grin grin

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Education / Re: What Is Next For Me After Withdrawal From The University? by theNOISEmaker: 10:36am On Oct 16, 2019
Elxandre:
Why can't we advise and move on?
What is wrong with Nigerians?

He asked a valid question a jaded person might ask out of confusion and frustration, but no let's bash him.
i tire oo.. we make joke out of everything
Education / Re: Federal Polytechnic Oko Rag Day: Students Looking Like Mad Men by theNOISEmaker: 2:43pm On Oct 15, 2019
AJOBI77:
Many years to come, this guy will regret this. Internet never forget!
there's nothing to regret man.. Rag day is a Normal activity in every high institution.
Education / Re: Sex For Screening : How Delsu Staff Slept With My Girlfriend by theNOISEmaker: 4:16pm On Oct 14, 2019
The topic should be
"How my Girlfriend opened her legs for a Lecturer" angry
is your girlfriend a small girl? Did he raped her at a gunpoint? Who do we always blame the lecturers
Celebrities / Re: Oct 6: Fans Celebrate Wizkid As #WORLDWIZKIDDAY Trends On Twitter. by theNOISEmaker: 12:39pm On Oct 06, 2019
Stevecovey:
No be small thing. grin Northboi will not like this.
I know this fight na publicity stunt though cos northboi love wizkid die.
Northboi dey misbehave ontop Twitter..
Celebrities / Oct 6: Fans Celebrate Wizkid As #WORLDWIZKIDDAY Trends On Twitter. by theNOISEmaker: 11:33am On Oct 06, 2019
Thousands of fans celebrate the Singer on Twitter with the hashtag #WorldWizkidDay which is currently trending. It started last year 2018 when Governor Dayton of Minnesota, United States of America, proclaimed and Documented October 6th as WIZKID DAY after Wizkid sold-out the Skyway Theatre in Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA on Sunday, October 6, 2018.. lalasticlala , Fynestboi , MissyB3

Romance / Re: I Met Ibo Man In Dubai by theNOISEmaker: 1:03pm On Oct 03, 2019
BrooklynGirl:
Kedu to everyone, I have recently returned from holiday in Dubai. I met one of the most beautiful men that I've seen in my life. He introduced himself to me at a tourist attraction. I'm an African American woman in my late 30's( he's 31). We enjoyed each other's company and went out every night while I was in town. He lives in Lagos and said that he imports cars and has a real estate business, that he was on holiday as well. He says that he wants me to visit, to meet his family and friends in Nigeria. He also wants to come to US to "hustle". Fast forward 2 weeks now he wants to get married in Lagos when I visit. MAJOR RED FLAG!! I'm still "technically" married to my 2nd husband (separated 2 years). When I told my "Ibo boyfriend" he says he doesn't care and we can still get married, even though my divorce isn't resolved I have filed for divorce.
I may sound naive or dumb but is he using me for a green card? Should I be suspicious? He says he wants a family with me but I don't know if he's sincere. I'll be in Lagos in November.

Daalu nke ukwuu
Run with your legs touching the back your head and don't look back..
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Shares Video Of A Topless Lady Twerking To His 'Joro' Song (Pix) by theNOISEmaker: 3:49pm On Oct 02, 2019
madenigga:
Wizkid don pass this level though, if Olamide and Naira Marley are posting this on there Instagram even wizkid wants to
lol.. It's not like that na.. That part he posted is from the official video of the song.

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Religion / Re: What Can You Tell An Atheist To Believe There Is God? by theNOISEmaker: 5:37pm On Sep 25, 2019
Preciousgirl:
I believe in God 10000 percent
But I just cant understand why some human beings doubt God or the supernatural

Well, the atheists are here, tell them something to convince them

Here is mine:

I have seen a tree that, contractors would fell and the next day, it would be right standing, defying science and natural law
Hope this can convince atheists

Drop yours
is it a church tree? angry
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Reacts After Losing FIFA Best Player Award To Messi by theNOISEmaker: 8:30am On Sep 25, 2019
taylor89:
Pride will kill this one



Accept defeat and congratulate your boss



Nonsense and BBNaija
Pride kill you there.. Has the dwarf ever congratulates him on any award?
Sports / Re: Piers Morgan: Ronaldo Is Better Until Messi Wins Something Outside Barcelona by theNOISEmaker: 8:26am On Sep 25, 2019
FamousMonk:
Until your mama can fúck another man who isnt your dad and get pregnant,we won't believe she's fertile..
this your foolish comment doesn't implies to the Ronaldo X Messi thing.. Ram
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Finish Glo With Savage Replies On Fb by theNOISEmaker: 4:49pm On Sep 21, 2019
The official and verified Glo page on Facebook is GLO WORLD sad
Sports / Re: Ronaldo In Search Of Mcdonald’s Girls Who Gave Him Free Burgers As A Kid by theNOISEmaker: 11:48am On Sep 21, 2019
sexiestharam:
Ronaldo and Davido have something in common. They always want to be in the news for even the most little of things. grin angry grin grin. What an obsession.
thunder! Abeg fire this idiot for me.
Religion / Re: "Stop Lying" - Biodun Fatoyinbo To Busola Dakolo by theNOISEmaker: 2:29pm On Sep 10, 2019
BobiNick:
Lol

Only God knows who is lying. As for me I know sex was involved but what I dont know is if the sex was rape or not.

Its very possible when Timi is nacking Busola, she gets carried away by the good memories of the pastors nacking and forgets herself to the point of calling pastors name instead of her husband's name lol. This must have triggered a lot of marital issues that she had no choice but to defend herself by telling her husband what she had with pastor (that nacking she is still missing) was a rape and that's why she can't erase it from her memory. This is the reason she stated in court that the rape issue has affected her sex life and caused her psychological unrest lol.

If you know, you know.
bobinick you have suck too much bobi.. Now you're thinking bobically grin
Travel / Re: Name those Things You Hate When Traveling By A Public Car/bus by theNOISEmaker: 2:14pm On Sep 10, 2019
VulgarLee:
Driver wen like to buy fuel after take off
Shit annoy the hell outa me
you dey there grin

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Music/Radio / Re: Zlatan – Bolanle (video) by theNOISEmaker: 8:12pm On Sep 08, 2019
Rubbish song
Celebrities / Re: Do You Remember Wizkid Young Rapper Ahmed, See What He Does Now! by theNOISEmaker: 4:46pm On Sep 07, 2019
Paulfroshman:
Do You Remember Wizkid Young Rapper Ahmed, See What He Does Now!

In 2018, Wizkid was really serious about signing Ahmed to his Starboy record label. Many were sceptical about this; with some saying Ahmed was just a publicity stunt for Wizkid. This is after Wizkid even promised to give Ahmed 10 milion naira for a start.

Was Ahmed Just a publicity Stunt For Wizkid?


Lalasticlala



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ljcgw2styw
ɢᴏᴅ ᴘᴜɴɪsʜ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴏʀ ᴡᴀsᴛɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ᴅᴀᴛᴀ

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Business / Re: Help Nairalander!!! by theNOISEmaker: 3:37pm On Sep 06, 2019
Sent OTP for a work you did some months ago? Man someone somewhere is trying to access your account...
Programming / Re: Please Help And Advice by theNOISEmaker: 12:16pm On Sep 06, 2019
MasterGramnet:
I Just Recently Mentor Someone On Web Development, He Was Very Glad, Find It Interesting & Worth Learning, I'm Always Here To Win & Respond (to) My Clients, I Can't Run With People's Money Or Belongings, I'm A Well Respected & Known Figure In My Comunity. I Run My Online Buziness With My Private Bank Details.
your Whatsapp digits sir
Sports / Re: Qatar Has Revealed The Official Logo Of The 2022 World Cup by theNOISEmaker: 8:54am On Sep 04, 2019
Na toothpaste dem use do this logo?
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend by theNOISEmaker: 8:52am On Aug 28, 2019
AK6464:
who still campaigns after winning elections?
badt guy hehe
Phones / Re: Android Vs Symbian by theNOISEmaker: 8:31am On Aug 26, 2019
titipexy:
with my symbian belle on my 12mega pixel N8, I say waka to any htc desire and other droids. You should see what nokia did on belle. tongue
i dey laugh you now hehehe
Phones / Re: How To Get 1024MB On Airtel For Just N100 by theNOISEmaker: 8:29am On Aug 26, 2019
Something i have been doing since 1995?

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Health / Re: Government owned Kidney transplant centres in Nigeria including cost by theNOISEmaker: 2:18pm On Aug 25, 2019
Yusfunoble:
Poor man with poor man problem.
Rich man with their type of problem.

I thank God for life, and good health.
i dey telk you.. No be small thing

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Crime / Sadiya, The Missing Girl In Jos, Found With A Man In Abuja (Photos) by theNOISEmaker: 8:04am On Aug 22, 2019
It was reported earlier that a girl, sadiya from jos went missing after a facebook friend visited her. Well, According to a post by the cousin of the missing girl on Facebook, she made it known that this man(pictures below) took her cousin from jos to abuja(for reasons not yet known). And according to her, many other girls were also found in captivity of the man.

This is the English translation of what she wrote in Hausa:

"The identity of the man who took my cousin sister out has been revealed. And she is not the only one at the house he took her to in Abuja. there many other girls there too. May God continue to unveil their evil plans. Thank you all for the prayers. More details coming By God's grace"..

But it wasn't made clear if she was forcefully taken or voluntarily went for what a Nigerian would say, "chilling and flexing".

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Romance / Re: I'm Cheating on Her and Why I Don't Feel Bad [Picture] by theNOISEmaker: 5:19pm On Jul 28, 2019
iLegendd:
Oh, you were the one. Glad hearing from you again. Yes, if I do come to Uyo, I'll definitely let you know.

About my statement you mentioned above, you're right.

See, wealth has 4 tools and they are

1. Your Voice
2. Your Hands
3. Your Legs
4. Your Thoughts


One of the above is all you need to make it in life.

1. Your Voice: People who speak up make it in life through their voices via music, activism, reality shows, show biz, entertainment, etc. If a main refuses to use his voice, he still has 3 more chances to wealth.

2. Your Hand. The things your hand can do even if you don't speak can bring you wealth. Authors and creative people use their hands to bring wealth.

3. Your Legs. Your leg is another source of wealth. Footballers use it, fitness men and women use it because health is wealth, etc.

4. Your Thoughts. This is the most important of them all. Your thoughts guide you on what to do with your voice, hand, or leg. Without thoughts, humans will be empty and there won't be any inventions.

So, with your thoughts + dedication and any of the 3 other tools above, wealth will not depart from you.

Sadly, in Nigeria, we don't harness these four tools early in our lives — we focus more on certificate and sex.

When reality is dawn on us, we switch and focus on either religion or crime. Most Nigerians today are either too religious or too into crime. Why? They didn't harness those four tools above early in their lives.

Anyway, it's never too late. Even a man at 80 can still learn to play the guitar if he desires to. Everyone should strive to use one of those four tools to have access to wealth. Without those 4 tools, by now I would've committed suicide.

Yes, our Savior is God, but our financial Savior on earth are those 4 tools (Voice, Hand, Leg, Thoughts VHLT).

With what I did with my hand, one of my books made 300+ pounds this month while I sleep and that is about 130k. Imagine making 130k with something you did with your hands. Not just that — this 130k from a book in a month is even small compared to what it will make in months to come. It's the handwork of the hand and thoughts.
number one is yout Eyes oo lol

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