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Emexicoman:
I bought a car, and I decided to hustle part time with it. I was driving towards the pedestrian bridges at Dei Dei, in Abj on the express way.and then out of no where an old man just popped out crossing the road, he couldn't run, and he couldn't even walk fast. I was approacing on speed, I saw the danger, and all my passengers did as well, they were all shouting blood of Jesus,blood if Jesus.! I was terrified and by some inspiration I happened to hold myself and thought of watching the old man's movement, he was moving, so in a split second I judged it was best to pass behind him since he was moving.. And vam it worked.. I didn't hit him at speed and we were all safe.
I've seen things guys, to be a man is not a days job

CanineOfJackal:
mine happen 3months ago when my sister called me that mom was dying, I became disorganized that I burst out crying, I was just helpless because she came back from hospital a day before that. I asked my sister to take her to hospital again but there was no means of getting there since they are in d village.


I called up my nurse friend who said she might have over dose on her diabetic drugs which made her sugar level to decrease much. She advised taking her to hospital that midnight. I was so weak and helpless that midnight. I tried talking to my mum through the phone but she wasn't responding, I was crying like a baby, my younger sisters were d one calling my other line to be a man and stop crying but I just couldn't stop.
I decided to use Google to browse divine healing verses that night then I started praying to God for mercies, I prayed for 4hrs then slept off and continue praying in my dream. I even asked God to transfer d sickness unto my body cos I'm stronger to fight it unlike my mum.


God finally did it for me and we braved it till the morning then the next day she was taken to d hospital and till this very moment she is strong as a fiddle.


it was a scary experience for me

ruggedtimi:
I just returned back from Uni for summer break and that same night I witnessed about 5 robbers armed with rifles trying to gain entrance into my family house. There is an open space on the roof of the house like a balcony. I had to pass through the roof's balcony and walked on the roof..after saying a short prayer vam! i jumped off from the roof of a two storey building. I am alive today and walking very fine, only a scar to my face. I guess fear and adrenaline made me jumped in order to call for help. I eventually got up with my eyes filled with blood and went to a police station not to far from my house that same night with the aide of some community boys i met. Haha! policemen dey ask me which gun d robbers carry and they were contemplating whether they should blow siren to my area.

gift01:
witnessed a Bank robbery. Very crazy day. Watching robbers gun down a man before snatching his car. Seen an accident happen on Lagos-Ibadan express. The bus had a burst tyre on top speed and voom!

ganie:
The scariest day of my life so far will be seeing full grown up men shot with a gun and ending their journey in life with petrol and a match stick. I was in junior school then when on my way to school I saw OPC men beating 3 guys with iron rod with OLE OLE chants. They led them to the centre of the road where they burnt them up. You needed to see how I was covered with goosebumps while hearing them cry in deep pains until life left their body.

nwanyiugbo122:
The scariest day of my life was when I had my first child, she was 7 months then and hubby wasn't around, was writing his msc exams . Just me and my baby in the house. As I woke up to feed her aroud 3am, I discovered she wasn't on the bed anymore, shock and fear enveloped me, I let out a big scream that woke up my neighbour, just then she cried out from the floor. Never knew she has fallen out from the bed and was sleeping there. God that day was terrible, was so scared. When I look at her now as she is three, I only smile.

Ginaz:
I worn my trouser backwards, it was a mini trouser and quite short but fashionable.

I was on heel and felt on top of the world. I was shaking my bum bum like i was testing the durability of it...

Only to get to work and after walking the whole place up and down, I wanted to put my hands in my pocket, I realized it was not there.

I touched the back of my bum bum and oh there it was. No wonder the front looked like I had suddenly grown a gigantic manhooood.

I went to the rest room sad face to change.

soliddust2020:
I think he was mocking "they didn't caught me" guy.

ibkayee:
Diaspora is technically my home since I was born here, still here

Lol I stopped liking him when I heard him talk, he had a really high pitched voice lol shallow, I know

ibkayee:
Only thing I can of is when it was snowing heavily and I was walking down a hill covered in ice, tripped, slid down and slammed into a pole with legs wide open. Ouch

Or when I was in a cafeteria with friends with a MOUNTAIN of food on my tray and a guy I fancied was walking towards our direction and I threw the tray of food away from me, either in front of my friend or to the other end of the table, I can’t remember lol

Frankicent:
wait I didn't fully understand your story....


why did she say no carry me again o. If you see me for outside, just commot your face. Your prick no fit stand finish.

Preshy561:
Nothing funny to share.

Earthbound:
There were actually less than 5 people around at the time.

Earthbound:
I'll tell you about the funniest thing that happened to me recently.

Last week, I took a stroll from my house to use the Diamond bank ATM at Opebi. I contemplated going to chop fish and chips at Pekas so I called a friend to meet me there. Whilst asking him to meet me there, he said he was stuck in traffic so I told him I was going to eat there and I had time to wait for him. I made this call just in front of the bank where there were a couple of sex workers. As I finished making the call, one of the girls there was like 'fine boy, make I follow you na'. I ignored and kept walking. She followed me all the way inside, waited for me to order my food, and came to sit next to me. She said I looked like one of Bob Marley's sons. I ordered one small stout for her. When my fish and chips came, I dug in hungrily not sending anybody mama. I told her point blank that I really wasn't interested in her. She asked for another bottle for the road, and I obliged. Not long after, my guy came. He liked the chic and they hit it off. We stayed for another hour or so. My guy said he was going to lodge the chic. I said no p. I finished up and went home only for my guy to call me around 7 the next morning to lend him some money as his bank was effing up. I went to meet him at the hotel and it turned out he couldn't transfer at the time (he's more boxed up than me) to the chic who was waiting for her payment. After I did the transfer of 8k to the girl. She blurted out, "no carry me again o. If you see me for outside, just commot your face. Your prick no fit stand finish. No be your friend be dis? Fine boy." At that instant she grabbed my property which was quite visible through my sweatpants. "No be man b dis? Ewu!"
Did I mention all of this went down in the lobby of the hotel?

chenzen:
dating is overated

sex is overated

marriage is overated


dating is a waste of time energy and resources

spend ur precious time making money than sit with one olosho

Earthbound:
OP make your mind up on what you want people to talk about

TheOdd1sOut:
Lol.... I can't stop rolling on this tweet.

Comedy gold

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