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Crime / Re: 70-Year-Old Man Caught Defiling 5-Year-Old Girl Inside A Bush In Imo (Photos) by TheQuirkyPen993: 12:25am On Jun 27, 2019
livebyday:


All offending posts are flagged , your accusations are unfounded

Just respect the forum rules

Cheers


Yet we won't see such flagging when yorubas are constantly bashed.
Crime / Re: 70-Year-Old Man Caught Defiling 5-Year-Old Girl Inside A Bush In Imo (Photos) by TheQuirkyPen993: 12:22am On Jun 27, 2019
unapologetic147:
Now the children of hate from the east have all withdraw nto their Shell


They will not talk now. Foolish people.
Crime / Re: 70-Year-Old Man Caught Defiling 5-Year-Old Girl Inside A Bush In Imo (Photos) by TheQuirkyPen993: 12:21am On Jun 27, 2019
Olayinka8793:
I don't think the old man is mentally alright. A five years old girl? Like seriously?
He should be thrown into an asylum, but if it is confirmed he is mentally OK, then his d**k should be injected to prevent it from ever getting erect again.



Shatap. Rapist. He should be thrown to jail. Trying to pin mental illness on top his mentor. He goat.
Crime / Re: Man beats his wife for complaining about his sidechic birthday shoutout to him by TheQuirkyPen993: 12:15am On Jun 27, 2019
wonder233:
Quick tip: the more wordy the reply, the less effective it is as a clap-back.


Me still wan Bleep your mama cry
Please gimme her number.
Romance / Re: Man Beats Up His Fiancee As She Turns Down His Marriage Proposal In Public by TheQuirkyPen993: 3:07pm On Jun 06, 2019
kenzosky:

Obviously, E pain you.. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin.But non worry we go help you look for your real father. Though, he's still mad, but it's still better you know him. So, you can stop blaming yourself for been a BASTARDO.



I might be mad or a bastard. But I love pussy and your mama is gonna get the dick. If e sure for u, link us up. Na in front of that old foolish dad of yours I go Bleep am.
Crime / Re: Woman Learning How To Drive Flees After Killing Okada Passenger In Lagos by TheQuirkyPen993: 3:05pm On Jun 06, 2019
seanjy4konji:
oloriburuku..i see u fighting every one on d thread.mad man.




Ayere Onida. Oloshi omo ofo. I might be mad but I love toto. Your mum is all I need tonight.
Romance / Re: Man Beats Up His Fiancee As She Turns Down His Marriage Proposal In Public by TheQuirkyPen993: 3:04pm On Jun 06, 2019
kenzosky:

Obviously, E pain you.. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin.But non worry we go help you look for your real father. Though, he's still mad, but it's still better you know him. So, you can stop blaming yourself for been a BASTARDO.



Taaaah, LMAO. Keep making yourself happy. slowpoke. Na your mama I go still Bleep. Give her fucking number. Again laugh because that's the psychology behind the emoji to play cool. Is your mama hairy though?
Crime / Re: Man beats his wife for complaining about his sidechic birthday shoutout to him by TheQuirkyPen993: 11:35pm On Jun 05, 2019
DaddyNimo:
walia he no best her well....so cos some random chick used the word husband for your man on facebook, you go dey ask am jamb questions?? idiot woman....



slowpoke.
Crime / Re: Man beats his wife for complaining about his sidechic birthday shoutout to him by TheQuirkyPen993: 11:32pm On Jun 05, 2019
wonder233:
She is not saying the whole story: as is common with Yorubas, the husband has a side chick while the wife sleeps with his close friends.
I'm sure he beat her up cos she crossed the line by sleeping with his brother.



LMAO. You're dumb bro. Why does that tribe trigger you so much? Any way as a guy man we bend your women left right and centre. I'm sure your mother must have tasted a Yoruba gbola before marrying that looser that spit his sperm into her toto.
Romance / Re: Man Beats Up His Fiancee As She Turns Down His Marriage Proposal In Public by TheQuirkyPen993: 11:29pm On Jun 05, 2019
kenzosky:

When i was growing up there was this mad woman that usually picks up dirts from every corner of our street, she used to scream and joked about how she got bleeped by another mad man, got pregnant and gave birth to a child the social security took from her. Then we asked her the name of her child, guess what? She told us her child's name is Quirky Pen.



oh please. that comeback was lame. can I have your mom's number.
Celebrities / Re: Rihanna Is Officially The World's Richest Female Musician - Forbes by TheQuirkyPen993: 7:39pm On Jun 05, 2019
greggng:
This Olosho is really rich


Please dude can I have your mom's number?
Crime / Re: Woman Learning How To Drive Flees After Killing Okada Passenger In Lagos by TheQuirkyPen993: 7:31pm On Jun 05, 2019
seanjy4konji:
it be like say ur family get brain problem abi??abi na ur mama be mumu.



Give me a better come back. Weak man. Send your mom's number sha.
Romance / Re: Man Beats Up His Fiancee As She Turns Down His Marriage Proposal In Public by TheQuirkyPen993: 7:30pm On Jun 05, 2019
kenzosky:

I can bet a thousand dollars it wasn't staged, check out the EXPRESSION on the guys face after taking off her WIG, That's is the pure dentition of a genuine anger after been embarrassed in public by a HO who you thought have loved you all along.



I'm sure the ho that pissed you out of her toto broke other people's heart. If she's no longer with your father please gimme her number sha.
Romance / Re: Man Beats Up His Fiancee As She Turns Down His Marriage Proposal In Public by TheQuirkyPen993: 7:28pm On Jun 05, 2019
elantraceey:
Some girls nor get sense, what will it cost you to just say yes to save the man's face and tell him it's a no when you both are alone? undecided Not all engagement end up in marriage nau

modified :: that's front of Uniben hall 2 hostel, it is staged , they didn't even video him actually hitting her... mtthheeewww.



I will advice you. If you have an abusive man don't ever reject him in private. He might beat you to death Or stab you. Another thing. Man or woman don't break up with a partner in private too. Some partners can be unstable.
Religion / Re: Man Put Paper In Offering Envelope In Church With This Write Up by TheQuirkyPen993: 9:44pm On Jun 03, 2019
Truth be say, it's not compulsory to go to church. I no dey go. But e no concern me to dey disturb people wey dey go. Na like this shootings dey start. If this kind guy get gun na next thing be that. To compel church members to have sense bah?

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Crime / Re: Woman Learning How To Drive Flees After Killing Okada Passenger In Lagos by TheQuirkyPen993: 9:13pm On Jun 03, 2019
bluefilm:


When you reach your house today, you see that useless idiot man you always first tell "good morning, sir" to every blessed day, tell him that I said he is a bastard.

Also remember to ask the idiot to do a twosome with that useless woman you also first tell "good morning, ma" to every blessed day, so that you can watch both of them perform your genesis for you while you masturbate.

Ozu nwuru anwu. embarassed

Thunder gbarikwee gi isi dia. angry



Na blue film you even all yourself. Thank God. Na rimming go fit that idiot wey born u.
Crime / Re: Woman Learning How To Drive Flees After Killing Okada Passenger In Lagos by TheQuirkyPen993: 9:11pm On Jun 03, 2019
JastSiryin:
Mumu I pity your life. God no go allow you experience wetin dem fit do. You dey talk dangote, assuming say na women dey drive the truck e for worse pass this one. You no just know anything



He goat. Again you be misogynistic idiot wey sense Don comot e head. I ask you question you dey talk rubbish. I repeat all those accident wey dey happen for Nigeria na women dey cause am. Some of you no just wan get sense for this life. Go dey blame woman for every trouble wey dey bother u. In fact that idiot wey use her Pussy piss you out dey craze. She don't Mayan. Animal.

When Pussy Don suffer them na like this dem dey behave. Dem go dey blame woman up and down. Go and carry Olosho or rim your father. That wey your balls go change from b
Purple to brown. The thing Don full sotey you Don frustrate. Ewu.
Crime / Re: Woman Learning How To Drive Flees After Killing Okada Passenger In Lagos by TheQuirkyPen993: 9:09pm On Jun 03, 2019
bluefilm:


When you reach your house today, you see that useless idiot man you always first tell "good morning, sir" to every blessed day, tell him that I said he is a bastard.

Also remember to ask the idiot to do a twosome with that useless woman you also first tell "good morning, ma" to every blessed day, so that you can watch both of them perform your genesis for you while you masturbate.

Ozu nwuru anwu. embarassed

Thunder gbarikwee gi isi dia. angry




LMAO. E pain grin No matter the jargons wey you write I want Bleep your mama. Hope say y
She get plenty hair for there. I like my women with hairy puna.
Crime / Re: Woman Learning How To Drive Flees After Killing Okada Passenger In Lagos by TheQuirkyPen993: 6:06pm On Jun 03, 2019
bluefilm:
Why Always Women?


your brain no work. na woman dey drive for Lagos Ibadan express way or na woman. an dey drive dangote trailer. your hate for woman na why you people no dey see women Bleep. Last last name your mama we go do twosome on top. Bastard.
Crime / Re: Woman Learning How To Drive Flees After Killing Okada Passenger In Lagos by TheQuirkyPen993: 6:04pm On Jun 03, 2019
JastSiryin:
I don't know which is worse, a female learner or a raging monkey on the wheels.I won't forget when one rolled over my foot from nowhere , Ah! na God sha save me cuz it would've been much worse. Nigerian women in general are bad drivers. I refused to believe it in the past but I've seen enough proof in the affirmative.



na women dey drive dangote trailer bah. Accidents wey dey happen for express and bus public transport na woman dey drive am. Your mumu no be here. Your brain dey full with mucus. Last last name that LovePeddler wey born you I blame. Olosho son. shocked

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Crime / Re: Woman Learning How To Drive Flees After Killing Okada Passenger In Lagos by TheQuirkyPen993: 6:02pm On Jun 03, 2019
seanjy4konji:
deem giragira deh too much while driving...

dem deh over sabi but throw dem for hign way...dem go don shit for body...

is kirikiri far away?



Wetin this mumu dey talk about?

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Crime / Re: Man Trying To Separate Fight At Filling Station In Delta Killed (Graphic Photos) by TheQuirkyPen993: 2:09pm On Jun 03, 2019
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Sports / Re: Vitaly Zdorovetskiy, Boyfriend Of Kinsey Wolanski Who Invaded UCL Final Reacts by TheQuirkyPen993: 2:06pm On Jun 03, 2019
iTearHerToto:
Just so you know. As sweet as she looks her toto might be slacked. But I wouldn't mind. I'll still massturbate to her pictures immensely. Lemme go download more of her pics
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Oops! embarassed My Vaseline remain small sad but no worries I'll mix it with saliva smiley




That can be dissapointing. Well, as for me I prefer slacked ones. Just gimme your mother and my problems Don finish. I know she doesn't shave which is more enjoyable. wink

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Sports / Re: Vitaly Zdorovetskiy, Boyfriend Of Kinsey Wolanski Who Invaded UCL Final Reacts by TheQuirkyPen993: 2:04pm On Jun 03, 2019
vizkiz:
I'm impressed about how well shaved she is.



usually, they wax instead if shaving. it's more effective.

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Crime / Re: Men Insert Bottle In Lady's Privates For Stealing Phone [PHOTOS] by TheQuirkyPen993: 9:45pm On Jun 02, 2019
I just feel like vomiting.
Business / Re: Fewa: Femi Otedola Celebrates His Only Son On His Birthday (Photo) by TheQuirkyPen993: 8:20pm On Jun 02, 2019
jcross19:
look like an slowpoke !



Your don block
Business / Re: Fewa: Femi Otedola Celebrates His Only Son On His Birthday (Photo) by TheQuirkyPen993: 8:18pm On Jun 02, 2019
Emmannn101:
I hope he's not an adopted child



I'm sure your mother Went to collect prick from another man. LMAO. You sure say your Papa na your papa?
Business / Re: Suya Seller Sleeps Off While Standing And Selling Suya In Lagos (Photos) by TheQuirkyPen993: 5:48pm On Jun 02, 2019
We should fry bread
Celebrities / Re: Purfcie Conna: I Am Still A Virgin, Never Had Sex by TheQuirkyPen993: 4:33pm On May 26, 2019
IamD18:
She's not a virgin. I can tell if I see one.

When virgin ladies are urinating, the sound normally go this way.......Ziririririririririririri.


But when wayward non-virgins are urinating, it's sounds scary, you'll be hearing things like........Borororororororobarararararaberererereborororororo.

She can never be a virgin.

God bless all the virgin ladies all over the world.



She's a hoe. Just like u grin

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Celebrities / Re: Ned Nwoko, His Daughters And Regina Daniels Strike A Pose In Private Jet by TheQuirkyPen993: 4:32pm On May 26, 2019
JjBankys:
Nah na woo na by force to marry black person? grin grin



Talk to me once your mother stops fucking around. Better still bring her pussy make I Bleep am. Idiot.
Celebrities / Re: Ned Nwoko, His Daughters And Regina Daniels Strike A Pose In Private Jet by TheQuirkyPen993: 4:31pm On May 26, 2019
Dickhead02:
what's your problem? Allow the guy be na, Nah wah ooooo grin grin



Your own brain don block
Crime / Re: Vigilante Torture Chemist Dead In Enugu, Accused Of Being A Robber (Graphic Pix) by TheQuirkyPen993: 4:25pm On May 26, 2019
Davash222:

Product of leaking condom!!



Talk true. You people are useless and babaric.twueh. yam legs and hairy Toto people.

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