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Religion / Re: Joshua, Mike Bamiloye's Son Who Is A Photoshop Guru (Photos) by TheQuirkyPen993: 4:20pm On May 26, 2019
spotmataz:



Oh No.. Why are you like this na .... Say something intelligent like others haba!



You have time to ask the thing to have sense. Person wey e sense don melt.
Religion / Re: Joshua, Mike Bamiloye's Son Who Is A Photoshop Guru (Photos) by TheQuirkyPen993: 4:19pm On May 26, 2019
VulgarLee:
Bu bu but he still be afonja


Oloriburuku ni o. You are a bastard. Omo ale. Twueh
Celebrities / Re: Ned Nwoko, His Daughters And Regina Daniels Strike A Pose In Private Jet by TheQuirkyPen993: 4:15pm On May 26, 2019
Pavore9:


She is a hero to other young ones not a disgrace, who are you expecting her to marry? She accepted the belief pushed by men that "men are polygamous in nature" and took her slot as one of his wives and live in luxury or do you expect her to settle down with a struggling guy who when he finally becomes financially comfortable would now flaunt it on her face that "men are polygamous in nature" and gets involved with other women.

It is her choice and she is not a minor.




In a way you are right. When she married a struggling guy he would end up cheating and claim men are polygamous. Why not kuku marry rich polygamous man.
Celebrities / Re: Ned Nwoko, His Daughters And Regina Daniels Strike A Pose In Private Jet by TheQuirkyPen993: 4:12pm On May 26, 2019
daviefm:



MODERN PUSSY FLINGS WIDE



Every pussy flings wide. I'm sure the hoe that piss you out of her Toto spread her yam legs wide for small prick and money. But na condition make her marry the goat wey give am Belle con born u.
Romance / Re: Tonto Dikeh Vs Churchill: Can You Marry A 45 Seconds Guy? by TheQuirkyPen993: 11:56pm On May 25, 2019
collinsuchendu:
Lyk for Tonto, Share for Churchill


Your brain had left you.

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Culture / Re: Nigerians In China Celebrate African Cultural Day With Colourful Events(photos) by TheQuirkyPen993: 11:54pm On May 25, 2019
Shelloween:
Igbo men be repping worldwide.... The real Israelites.



grin cheesy grin you're stupid.

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Celebrities / Re: Ify Onwuemene Is Sick, Has Cancer, On The Verge Of Dying (photos) by TheQuirkyPen993: 11:51pm On May 25, 2019
maxman007:


Repentance first before prayers for all the "fake" life they showcase, for all the lies they tell, for glorifying and magnifying the devil (there is hardly a movie without a Juju scene), for deceiving our girls and daughters by turning many of them to prostitutes, etc.



You're just stupid Sha. Ya useless mama must be proud.
Celebrities / Re: Ify Onwuemene Is Sick, Has Cancer, On The Verge Of Dying (photos) by TheQuirkyPen993: 11:50pm On May 25, 2019
Solosolojohquay:
Death that killed most of your friend is watching you from the corner of is eye (yorunba proverb ).



Oloriburuku. Na Yoruba not yorunba. Omo ale jatijati.
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye To Sue His Brother And Angola Show Promoter (Photos) by TheQuirkyPen993: 9:37pm On May 25, 2019
obamma:
Sue your own brother? The dibia wey do una this thing strong kakaraka. Tufiakwa.




I vomit on ya mama Toto. Foolish boy.
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye To Sue His Brother And Angola Show Promoter (Photos) by TheQuirkyPen993: 9:36pm On May 25, 2019
jaxxy:
Idiot. If he wants to take their fight to the street they shud do it quickly. Stupid brothers



Your mother is stupid. Goat!
Celebrities / Re: Rema’s Dumebi Video: "It's For Secondary School Students" - Twitter Users React by TheQuirkyPen993: 3:04pm On May 23, 2019
doublecross:
i give up on this country and the people living in it. why criticize an 18 year old boy for not showing their momas boobs and bums in a video. must we see unclothedness in every video. may God visit whoever doesn't think before criticising people for their effort with death in Jesus name!



I tire. Na that bumbum dey worry Dem.
Celebrities / Re: Rema’s Dumebi Video: "It's For Secondary School Students" - Twitter Users React by TheQuirkyPen993: 3:04pm On May 23, 2019
OKorowanta:
Guess he was trying to pass a message to students on teen pregnancy.
Not a bad idea.
At least we've seen how matured his other videos are.



They're angry there's no bumbum na why.
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Advices Women To Buy Properties by TheQuirkyPen993: 3:01pm On May 23, 2019
Mateen1000:
Toke is the Most Successful Olosho in Nigeria
I Stan ������



I swear I wish say I fit Bleep am. But ya mama Toto go dey manageable even though I know say e don slack.
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Advices Women To Buy Properties by TheQuirkyPen993: 2:59pm On May 23, 2019
IamD18:
Frustrated and wayward feminists wannabes are gradually turning to motivational speakers on social media.

Failed marriage bad gan, it can automatically turn you to Albert Einstein



grin grin I swear feminists are funny but wait o. Shey ya mother wey no be feminist don achieve anything for life. Apart say e marry your useless goat of a father. Or wait unless you say her achievement na giving birth to you. And that one sef na failure. If person born something like you e better make e no say you be waste. grin grin

How body. Tell your mama say I like expired Toto Sha. Tell am. Thanks. cheesy wink
Celebrities / Re: Shola Ogudu: Why I Called Wizkid Out On Social Media by TheQuirkyPen993: 3:57pm On May 15, 2019
phelonrays:
so we should fry Akara for you now...... undecided


Shataaaaap. Even if your father was never available because your mooma na slut does that mean Wizkid should do same. Bastard undecided

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Romance / Re: Slay Queen Poses With Man's Car While Taking Pics, He Drives Off As She Falls by TheQuirkyPen993: 9:08pm On May 14, 2019
This one na obvious comment skit. But go awff. Nairaland small prick boys go soon fool here na. Anyway bring ya sisters. I want straff. undecided angry
Crime / Re: Video Of Two Oyinbo Ladies Fighting Goes Viral As Nigerians React by TheQuirkyPen993: 9:04pm On May 14, 2019
KingAzubuike:
If you check well those women might have Yoruba genes in their blood . Yoruba women can fight with anything.



Bastard son of a bitch. Last last name you people dey always fight upandan and when you loose you run away like your two useless slowpoke leaders: Ojukwu and Kanu(the IndecentStar)


How far your sister Toto. If I see I want Bleep am o. Make I taste one ugly igbo girl for once sef. Hope she no too get Toto hair Sha. And oh, I hate yam legs oh.

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Celebrities / Re: Chris Attoh Tweeted About His 'shaky' Marriage After His Wife Was Shot Dead by TheQuirkyPen993: 11:33am On May 13, 2019
Champneys:


FIXED!!!

Vacuous troglodyte, I have FIXED your post for you!


Bring am. Whether you fix post or not. My dick dey hot like fire. Even if you bring ya anus, I got straff am. I still dey wait for the Toto o
Celebrities / Re: Bettie Jenifer Shot By Her Ex-husband, Drug Boss Who Is In Jail - Ghpage by TheQuirkyPen993: 1:02am On May 13, 2019
Just keep spreading shit to make news complicated. Morons.
Celebrities / Re: Olakunle Churchill Edits Post Shortly After Shading Tonto Dikeh on mother's day by TheQuirkyPen993: 9:34pm On May 12, 2019
Mrkumareze:
grin :Dthat's Yoruba for you. Always afraid kiss He's afrad of ordinary riffrat toto



Says the yeeebos whose two dummy leaders Ojukwu and Kanu ran away and left them. LMAO. Omo ale

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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Shares Childhood Photo As She Turns 40 Today by TheQuirkyPen993: 12:54pm On May 12, 2019
Dottore:

I know u eat old women's pussy for a living that's why u are sore pained on perceiving unfavouravle facts about women. I tell you what, I don't give a damn whose arse u wish to lick since you succeeded in with that of your mom and siblings. Just desperately pray for help because u are a mental case.



Wetin this mumu dey talk. Bring ya mama Toto if no go tear am. Twaaaah shocked
Celebrities / Re: Alibaba Shades Tonto, Writes About Ladies Who Make Fathers Look Like Monsters by TheQuirkyPen993: 12:52pm On May 12, 2019
175:


She can do no jack.

Na Alibaba wey get foot soldiers spread all over the comedy and entertainment industry she wan clap back at?

Dem go just finally come after her and force her to commit suicide grin



Twaaaah you sound stupid
Romance / Re: Twitter Slay Queen Who Cheated On Boyfriend With Twitter Slay King Trends Online by TheQuirkyPen993: 11:46pm On May 11, 2019
Swargu:

Before nko is it selected people we sleep with?
Its random people we sleep with na.. The randomer the sweeter truúst me. Me now I love sleeping with my mama tongue
Romance / Re: Twitter Slay Queen Who Cheated On Boyfriend With Twitter Slay King Trends Online by TheQuirkyPen993: 11:44pm On May 11, 2019
SmellingAnus:
Lol... What is trending now is guys with girl friends fvxking girls with boy friends just as wives are fvcking other people's husbands grin




Someone with brain.
Religion / Re: Types Of Spirits That Delay Marriage Of Some Single Sisters by TheQuirkyPen993: 11:42pm On May 11, 2019
deedy111:
No doubt, NINE OUT OF TEN UNMARRIED WOMEN IN NIGERIA IS STILL SINGLE BECAUSE OF ATLEAST ONE OF THE AFOREMENTIONED SPIRIT.

I NOW CONFIRM WHY THEY CALL THEM FOWL BRIAN, I OFTEN WONDER WHAT EVENING NEWSPAPER STILL STRUGGLING WITH CURRENT AFFAIRS.


MAKE HAYS WHILE THE SUN SHINES....WITH YOUR BRIAN



Your mother was a fish brain until she realised she's not getting younger. She married that your ape father. kiss undecided

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Religion / Re: Types Of Spirits That Delay Marriage Of Some Single Sisters by TheQuirkyPen993: 11:40pm On May 11, 2019
Bossjakande:
Most of dem end up in shilo . useless things DAT walk about wit dia leg open ready to accept any type and size of blocus



Like your mama didn't accept kondo from conductors before marrying that he goat that spewed his sperm. Ask that slut and let her talk true.

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Romance / Re: Abuja Men Confess Love For Prostitutes by TheQuirkyPen993: 11:37pm On May 11, 2019
delugajackson:
This is nothing new. Even some so called "girlfriends" are prostitutes in disguise.

If you are fond of jumping from one preeq to another in the name of relationship, I put it to you that you are a prostitute. If you're an expert in exchanging sexual favour for material gains. You are nothing but a prostitute. If you spread you legs for every Tom, Dick and Harry for nothing in return, you are a useless, godforsaken prostitute and a walking flesh of Staphylococcus.

Case closed.




Talk true, you want tell me say your mama no jump from dick to dick before your goat fada marry am?

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