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Celebrities / Re: Chris Attoh Tweeted About His 'shaky' Marriage After His Wife Was Shot Dead by TheQuirkyPen993: 10:42pm On May 11, 2019
Champneys:


I think you are a brainless toad for this post.



Ya mother yansh. Ya father yansh. Sense don run away from your big head na why you comment this nonsense. He goat. Twaaaah.
Celebrities / Re: Chris Attoh Tweeted About His 'shaky' Marriage After His Wife Was Shot Dead by TheQuirkyPen993: 10:40pm On May 11, 2019
sowilli:
you are the only person who has made sense on this thread. Apparently Chris hasn’t found his truth. He is seriously attached to delusions about his choice of a woman. I have been there twice and you start to think you can change the person with money or your personality. If the person doesn’t value what you value from the start, you are wasting your time. It will never work... NEVER. Take this anywhere. Its unfortunate the guy has to learn this way. One thing I see from his post is he is a true Africa. Man who wants his wife “submissive”. Unfortunately, he is seriously attached to his fantasies and his fantasies can’t satisfy his true wish.




Shataaaaap ewu. Person wey no fit keep two marriages that one na person? If na woman wey dey divorce upandan you go talk this trash. Goat.
Crime / Re: South African Lady Caught Stealing, Disgraced, Made To Strip To Her Panties by TheQuirkyPen993: 10:30pm On May 11, 2019
SoftP:
She is lucky it wasn't here in 9ja, dem for burn her alive.

How many ladies this days dey keep their private parts privately

She nor even get better yansh self ....Metcheeew




Monkey

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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Shares Childhood Photo As She Turns 40 Today by TheQuirkyPen993: 10:26pm On May 11, 2019
Dottore:

Eeya. Why are u so pained. It's not my fault that you are affected by what I wrote. You better work on your attitude and get yourself a man before menopause.



Goat. undecided so the mumu think say I be woman. Na ya mama Toto I go still Bleep last last. Thunder fire u
Romance / Re: Thus Beautiful Ugandan Lady Needs A Nigerian Husband. by TheQuirkyPen993: 10:54pm On May 03, 2019
Kingbones:
After she has been drilled and left to rot by a 1001 dicks...she is no looking for one unfortunate innocent mugu looking nigger that will take away the remains... angry angry


Bunch of fowl misleading hypocrites.. angry.may thunder from sango skull fire the Uganda bitch and that useless rita angry


Spits on their unfortunate skulls angry


cheesy wink but your mama was drilled by a lot of men before your papa manage am na. smiley wink
Romance / Re: Chidera Eggerue Shows Her Sexy Dance Moves, Wows Fans by TheQuirkyPen993: 10:50pm On May 03, 2019
GreatResearcher:

Sagging boobs ambassador. What a world..


Let her be an ambassador. Your mother's breast is gone. Who go fight for am undecided
Romance / Re: Chidera Eggerue Shows Her Sexy Dance Moves, Wows Fans by TheQuirkyPen993: 10:49pm On May 03, 2019
Davash222:
This girl keep forcing her flat breastss on us. No one cares about your fallen wall of Jericho, keep them to yourself!



But your mama breast aff flatten. undecided cry

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Romance / Re: My Virgin Wife Is In Pains.. Please Help by TheQuirkyPen993: 10:45pm On May 03, 2019
HubbyofaVirgin:



I believe ur goat meant [greatest of all time] even though i knw am yet to reach that stage....

But if na d Goat[ Ewure, Agutan etc] then i won't be surprised it's coming from a fellow goat specie...

I believe there's a way u can pass across ur information without cursing... And only teens and an infant can spew that kind of thrash... Cos if u re matured enough and u re married u won't utter what u said up there... And if u re married truly then u re truly lost brother...

With that being said, have a wonderful night rest.

Modified : i just went through ur profile on nairaland and i can see u re seeking for attention by cursing and calling all other people Goats.... So ppl should please jst ignore him.... He is a GOAT truly



Mumu . Good and find job and stop talking about vagina. Finish waec fesss grin undecided

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Romance / Re: My Virgin Wife Is In Pains.. Please Help by TheQuirkyPen993: 10:15pm On May 03, 2019
HubbyofaVirgin:



cheesy cheesy cheesy


Obviously, this goat never marry. He just want comment. Person wey never get job. cheesy

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Romance / Re: My Virgin Wife Is In Pains.. Please Help by TheQuirkyPen993: 10:13pm On May 03, 2019
richidinho:
Virgin Nigeria girl?

You are very lucky if you are sure she is not using alum



Damnnnn you are razz. Ewww undecided what slum do you live?
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Keep Running Away From Me Even Though I'm Good-Looking? by TheQuirkyPen993: 10:12pm On May 03, 2019
Ire2:
You are a mad man to be worried over why women don't like you. Go and make money with this energy you are using to chase woman. Think women like NFA fine boys? Go make money like other fine boys.




You're a mad goat undecided
Crime / Re: Lords Chosen Woman In Imo: Robber Shot At My Forehead But The Gun Didn't Fire by TheQuirkyPen993: 10:07pm On May 03, 2019
darocha1:
Tales by moonlight. Oh I miss Jimi solanke with his husky voice.
Anyone knows where the veteran is?



There's no way you can convince me say you get sense undecided
Crime / Re: A 27-year-old Lady Killed For Being Fat In South Africa (photo) by TheQuirkyPen993: 9:58pm On May 03, 2019
goslowgoslow:

Your father!!



Your mama Toto! grin cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Shares Childhood Photo As She Turns 40 Today by TheQuirkyPen993: 9:55pm On May 03, 2019
madjune:
If a woman tells you she's 40, know that is far late in the night.

Meaning, she's possibly older.


You are mad
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Shares Childhood Photo As She Turns 40 Today by TheQuirkyPen993: 9:55pm On May 03, 2019
Dottore:

Don't assume my dear. If you were in her shoes you'd understand more than what's on the surface


Goat shut up.

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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Shares Childhood Photo As She Turns 40 Today by TheQuirkyPen993: 9:52pm On May 03, 2019
Dottore:
I tell you most solemnly, you don't know the angst and secret pain an unmarried lady in her 30s passes through let alone the ones being experienced by the ones in their mid 30s and above..

The pain is more when they come across their married mates, the pain is even worsened when they encounter their younger folks who are married with kids

Do u know that even the ones that married in their mid 30s are well aware of how their skin and body are less attractive when compared to ladies in their 20s not to talk of the fact that they are still apprehensive over their ability to conceive.
Compare the laps and arms of any lady in her 30s with the ones in their 20s and you'd understand what I'm talking about.

Forget about the social media smiles and so called feminist propagandists. These ladies are going through emotional hell.

Only gynecologists, priests, spiritualist, pastors and prophets can relate to this.
Argue with your keyboard



undecided another mad goat let loose. Tie this fucker up.

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Celebrities / Re: Queen Wokoma Defends Tonto Dikeh by TheQuirkyPen993: 6:06pm On May 03, 2019
WisdomFlakes:


You are not Yoruba but rather a bigoted Igbo hiding under a Yoruba sounding moniker. Your antics are well known here so you aren't fooling nobody but yourself.



You dey mind the goat?
Crime / Re: A 27-year-old Lady Killed For Being Fat In South Africa (photo) by TheQuirkyPen993: 5:56pm On May 03, 2019
goslowgoslow:

Aficans and curses!!! Instead of suggesting ways to aprehend the killers.



Go and learn English grin goat
Celebrities / Re: Obasanjo And Churchill Come For Tonto Dikeh In An Edited Video by TheQuirkyPen993: 5:48pm On May 03, 2019
Frankiss44:


Very funny.. Tonto is the one fooling herself, Churchill isn't even answering her so how is she dealing with him.. The idiot said he is a one minute man.. Yet she broke Bank to pay to marry the so called one minute man... 90 percent of what she is saying are just being said out of pains and bitterness.. Church is doing much better after the breakup so we know who is truly hurt and seeking attention



Ya mama dey craze
Celebrities / Re: Obasanjo And Churchill Come For Tonto Dikeh In An Edited Video by TheQuirkyPen993: 5:48pm On May 03, 2019
hisexcellency34:
Why are they desperate to send this lady to an early grave? Take pity on her little boy. She is suffering from acute depression already and you guys are compounding her woes


cry cry I feel her pains
Crime / Re: Lady Caught With Pieces Of Clothes Hidden In Her Vagina In A Boutique by TheQuirkyPen993: 5:46pm On May 03, 2019
Revolva:
You go see dem carrying bag up and Dan

Notin de dem head to de press fone like morons

Bastard
Crime / Re: Lady Caught With Pieces Of Clothes Hidden In Her Vagina In A Boutique by TheQuirkyPen993: 5:46pm On May 03, 2019
aanuoluwami14:
Must you steal? Na covetousness go kill some ladies. They will be slaying around doing nothing and they want to live big. Omo radarada. Shame on you


Two men were lynched for stealing in Imo. Convetousness no care about gender.

Animal!
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Wows In New Pictures After Joining Universal Music by TheQuirkyPen993: 5:45pm On May 03, 2019
TonyeBarcanista:
I am yet to see the beauty in this woman


Blind fool

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Wows In New Pictures After Joining Universal Music by TheQuirkyPen993: 5:43pm On May 03, 2019
teresafaith:
Trying too hard

Mtchewww



Goat
Literature / Thread About African Books, Books And Writers by TheQuirkyPen993: 10:15pm On Apr 03, 2019
Popular African mythology novels



1. Children of blood and bones



Children of Blood and Bone is a 2018 young adult fantasy novel by Nigerian-American novelist Tomi Adeyemi. The book, Adeyemi's debut novel and the first book in a planned trilogy, follows heroine Zélie Adebola as she attempts to restore magic to the kingdom of Orïsha, following the ruling class kosidáns' brutal suppression of the class of magic practitioners Zélie belongs to, the maji.





Writing the book over 18 months and 45 drafts, Adeyemi drew inspiration from novels like Harry Potter and An Ember in the Ashes as well as West African mythology and the Yoruba culture and language. The hopelessness she felt at police shootings of black Americans also motivated her to develop the story of Children of Blood and Bone. The book received one of the biggest young adult publishing deals ever, including preemptive sale of film rights to Fox 2000



Blurb:



They killed my mother.

They took our magic.

They tried to bury us.



Now we rise.



Zélie Adebola remembers when the soil of Orïsha hummed with magic. Burners ignited flames, Tiders beckoned waves, and Zélie’s Reaper mother summoned forth souls.



But everything changed the night magic disappeared. Under the orders of a ruthless king, maji were killed, leaving Zélie without a mother and her people without hope.



Now Zélie has one chance to bring back magic and strike against the monarchy. With the help of a rogue princess, Zélie must outwit and outrun the crown prince, who is hell-bent on eradicating magic for good.



Danger lurks in Orïsha, where snow leoponaires prowl and vengeful spirits wait in the waters. Yet the greatest danger may be Zélie herself as she struggles to control her powers and her growing feelings for an enemy.



This book was published by: Henry Holt and company



https://us.macmillan.com/henryholt/







2. Akata Warriors





Nnedi Okorafor (full name: Nnedimma Nkemdili Okorafor; previously known as Nnedi Okorafor-Mbachu; translated from Igbo into English as "mother is good", born April 8, 1974) is a Nigerian-American writer of fantasy and science fiction for both children and adults. She is best known for Binti, Who Fears Death, Zahrah the Windseeker, and Akata Witch.





The newest novel by the author of Akata Witch and the forthcoming Marvel comic book series about Shuri, Black Panther’s sister!



“The most imaginative, gripping, enchanting fantasy novels I have ever read!” —Laurie Halse Anderson, New York Times bestselling author of Speak



Blurb:



A year ago, Sunny Nwazue, an American-born girl Nigerian girl, was inducted into the secret Leopard Society. As she began to develop her magical powers, Sunny learned that she had been chosen to lead a dangerous mission to avert an apocalypse, brought about by the terrifying masquerade, Ekwensu. Now, stronger, feistier, and a bit older, Sunny is studying with her mentor Sugar Cream and struggling to unlock the secrets in her strange Nsibidi book.



Eventually, Sunny knows she must confront her destiny. With the support of her Leopard Society friends, Orlu, Chichi, and Sasha, and of her spirit face, Anyanwu, she will travel through worlds both visible and invisible to the mysteries town of Osisi, where she will fight a climactic battle to save humanity.



Much-honored Nnedi Okorafor, winner of the Hugo, Nebula, and World Fantasy awards, merges today’s Nigeria with a unique world she creates. Akata Warrior blends mythology, fantasy, history and magic into a compelling tale that will keep readers spellbound.



This book was publsihed by :



Penguine random house



https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com







3. Children of vengeance and virtue



Blurb: After battling the impossible, Zélie and Amari have finally succeeded in bringing magic back to the land of Orïsha. But the ritual was more powerful than they could’ve imagined, reigniting the powers of not only the maji, but of nobles with magic ancestry, too.



Now, Zélie struggles to unite the maji in an Orïsha where the enemy is just as powerful as they are. But when the monarchy and military unite to keep control of Orïsha, Zélie must fight to secure Amari's right to the throne and protect the new maji from the monarchy's wrath.



With civil war looming on the horizon, Zélie finds herself at a breaking point: she must discover a way to bring the kingdom together or watch as Orïsha tears itself apart.






4. Black panther







Ta-Nehisi Coates is a senior editor for The Atlantic, where he writes about culture, politics, and social issues for TheAtlantic.com and the magazine. He is the author of the 2008 memoir The Beautiful Struggle: A Father, Two Sons, and an Unlikely Road to Manhood. His book Between the World and Me, released in 2015, won the National Book Award for Nonfiction. Coates received the MacArthur Foundation "Genius Grant" in 2015.





Blurb:



Klaw stands supreme! The Black Panther's greatest foe has returned, ready for war! Can T'Challa finally defeat Ulysses Klaw, the man who killed his father, while his country threatens to rip itself apart? To make matters worse, Wakanda's gods disappear - and the Originators return! The former gods are back, but what are their intentions for a land that has forgotten them? And all this is only the beginning, as a cadre of villains returns, monsters pour through strange gateways and Wakanda is brought to its knees! T'Challa must defend his country from within - but with his hands full, who will come to Ayo and Aneka's aid? And as Klaw steals the very lifeblood of Wakanda, the Panther turns to unlikely allies. Who will join the king's ill-fated crusade? The answers will surprise you!



This book was published by Marvel.



https://www.marvel.com/comics?&options%5Boffset%5D=0&totalcount=12





5. Fib and the axe of fury



Esosa Kolawole (a Nigerian) is already making waves in respect of creative writing. She is mostly conspicuous on the internet, and has already published some tentative works and books.



Yes she loves ‘spooky’ stories about magic, myths etc! She has written a number of thrilling short stories, and at least a novella titled Tella. Of course Esosa Kolawole's impact in literature will strongly have powerful effects which will evoke the world about African successful writers like Tsitsi Dangarembga - of the Nervous Conditions fame, and many more thriving African female writers.



Blurb:



Aaron Oni has just two more months to live.



When Fibikemi lost her eyeglasses, a magical barrier protecting her from herself, she encounters something strange.



It’s only the beginning of a weird and terrifying journey and in a matter of time, someone dangerous will come for her. Her obsession with saving Aaron pushes her to do the unimaginable and eventually, she discovers exactly why she must never take off her eyeglasses outside her home.



Brilliantly paced, with an exciting heroine and a twisting, imaginative story line, Fib and the Axe of fury is a strange African mythological story.



This book will be publsihed by Zuma Publishing



https://zumapublishing.com



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