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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Tenaris Global Trainee Program TESA - Nigeria (58222) by TheRealAdonye(op): 3:56am On Oct 28, 2014
Ehn Oga Lafex, Me I no be Engineer too.
Further Maths, Physics, Chemistry, T.D., Infact, School in general been hard me that year.. grin

lafex:
Hmmmmmm SQL Master is not an Engr and would have joined us hear.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Tenaris Global Trainee Program TESA - Nigeria (58222) by TheRealAdonye(op): 3:52am On Oct 28, 2014
No be only Nintendo, na brick game for every console..

But no be Tetris be this..

rattlesnake:
is tetris not a brick game on nintendo
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Tenaris Global Trainee Program TESA - Nigeria (58222) by TheRealAdonye(op): 2:18pm On Oct 27, 2014
You're welcome.. Try to add the 'The' for my name sha grin
okzcorp:
Why you no copy me, you know who I be? cool

RealAdonye tanks bro
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Tenaris Global Trainee Program TESA - Nigeria (58222) by TheRealAdonye(op): 10:17am On Oct 27, 2014
Uboma, Obinoscopy, Davide470 et al, please do the needful..
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Caressed, Licked Women's Feet On College Campuses by TheRealAdonye(m): 7:29am On Oct 27, 2014
Such a vivid description..

PapiWata:
Ha ha me neither. I can just imagine that goat-looking gentleman crawling around on his hands and knees under college cafeteria tables, his eyes bulging with anticipation as he surveys all the female feet lined up in front of his twitching nose.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheRealAdonye(m): 7:22am On Oct 27, 2014
Apply for the 2014 Tenaris Global Trainee Program. Oh, and Engineers, they're better than GE when it comes to, you know what.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Caressed, Licked Women's Feet On College Campuses by TheRealAdonye(m): 5:22am On Oct 27, 2014
LMAO.. I didn't know I'll live to see and/or hear a Nigerian that has a foot fetish..

pDude:
Just look at another Nigerian making the country proud embarassed
Jobs/Vacancies › Tenaris Global Trainee Program TESA - Nigeria (58222) by TheRealAdonye(op): 5:18am On Oct 27, 2014
Tenaris is the leading global manufacturer and supplier of tubular products and services used in the drilling, completion and production of oil and gas and a leading supplier of tubular products and services used in process and power plants and in specialized industrial and automotive applications.
Through our integrated global network of manufacturing, Research & Development and service facilities, we are working with our customers to meet their needs for the timely supply of high performance products in increasingly complex operating environments.

Global Trainee Program Structure

Tenaris Global Trainee Program is a combination of classroom training, e-learning courses and practical on-the-job experience lasting 2 years. During this period the person will experience an [url]Induction Camp in Argentina[/url], together with the other Global Trainees hired from different Countries worldwide. These four weeks are a great opportunity for networking, learning about the company’s fundamentals and working as a team.
Back from the camp, the rest of the program is structured around the following main pillars:
on-the-job experience, both in local offices and abroad, training packs, Industrial Program rotation and constant follow-up on the performance.
Considering the size of our operations we are seeking candidates in different positions within the Technical Sales Functions

Essential qualifications and qualities

Fresh graduates with NOT MORE than two (2) years after their National Youth
Excellent academic record – you must have graduated with a minimum of Second Class (Upper Division) in an Engineering discipline
Demonstrate energy, drive and passion for their preferred function and our organisation
Motivated by a huge desire to succeed
A forward-thinking attitude - get excited by trying new things and seeing opportunities
Ability to plan tasks, prioritize and find solutions
Strong, resilient and calm under pressure
Proven ability to build strong relationships and influence others

Contract:

Full time – Permanent Position

Locations:

Lagos-Nigeria
[url=https://career4.successfactors.com/career?career_ns=job_listing&company=Tenaris&navBarLevel=JOB_SEARCH&rcm_site_locale=en_US&career_job_req_id=58222&selected_lang=en_US&jobAlertController_jobAlertId=&jobAlertController_jobAlertName=&_s.crb=EdPDYauN4A7tGb8RlEM5jERfyiQ%3d]Apply Here[/url]
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheRealAdonye(m): 5:16am On Oct 26, 2014
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by TheRealAdonye(m): 9:08pm On Oct 25, 2014
Lol, Congrats.. My secret is out..

SQLmaster1:
sorry sir, i bin Tink say u sabi book… grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by TheRealAdonye(m): 7:57pm On Oct 25, 2014
Which company be that?

SQLmaster1:
I have gave up on NLGN since long ago. I'm no longer wait for it.
Due to this i have put my position up for sale. If you knows anyone who wanna work with them, send me a PM.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheRealAdonye(m): 5:11pm On Oct 25, 2014
Which game biko?
tolutweety:
wink wink grin grin grin
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STAY active and stop being on the sideline. I need you in the game too cool
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheRealAdonye(m): 11:29am On Oct 25, 2014
Plagiarism at its finest à la page cinq..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheRealAdonye(m): 11:20am On Oct 25, 2014
We're on the 6th page now..

okzcorp:
[/b]

Indi Amin said so, and I have verified it. Destante, honipet, marvellousGod et al.
[b]Will be mine before this thread gets to 7th page.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheRealAdonye(m): 4:53am On Oct 25, 2014
Oshey Flows..

okzcorp:
Let him Speak for himself just like three7 did.

He can only ban the acct not the heart, what the heart desires, it gets.


If he finally speaks for himself, am afraid I can't let you both empty my wantlist, so I will want you two. You and honipet

Then give Lero15 one for being there for me.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: UAC Management Trainee 2014 Applicants Lets Meet Here by TheRealAdonye(m): 10:11am On Oct 22, 2014
LMAO.. All because of 'Mgbe Mbu'? smiley grin

iphyisis:
Hi! So while we yet waited mgbe mbu for test results,
topelouis:
@iphyisis nice smiley abeg what's 'mgbe mbu'?
MarvellousGod:
Ask your igbo friend tongue tongue
topelouis:
grin and you're what?
Health › Re: NMA Promises To Stop Strike As Bargaining Tool by TheRealAdonye(m): 8:27pm On Oct 21, 2014
Na today?
Education › Re: 70 Percent Fail Nigerian Law School Final Exams by TheRealAdonye(m): 9:24am On Oct 21, 2014
So why didn't this make Frontpage?
Education › Re: Mass Failure In Nigerian Law School by TheRealAdonye(m): 9:21am On Oct 21, 2014
To be Lawyer no be by force..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Shell Graduate Recruitment 2014 by TheRealAdonye(m): 9:00am On Oct 21, 2014
I last applied in 2012.. I passed the online tests in October and got a regret mail in February 2013..

Soooooo this might take a while. Hopefully, we don't get it.

Tomjazzy2:
hey, anyone with a regret mail yet? refering to those who got the "we wil give careful consideration..." mail after the second test
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheRealAdonye(m):
If no be say my eye sharp, I for miss this your post..

As for this question, you know nau..

davide470: Thereafter, have meddled with nice peeps in the section I moderate
Opportunity for further meddling.. smiley grin

davide470:
Adonye, benefit me as as how?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by TheRealAdonye(m): 6:36pm On Oct 20, 2014
Oh, this is where we'll break words now? Na Davide470 this thread go benefit pass.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Andela: IT Training And Job by TheRealAdonye(op): 9:41pm On Oct 17, 2014
Young women of Nigeria, would you like to be a software developer?
No prior experience in technology is required
There is a silly article that has been shared on Nigerian social media in the last few weeks. The article asks "Can you hire a female developer in your company?" At Andela, the answer is an enthusiastic "Yes!" Twenty percent of our fellows are female...and they rock!

But the truth is, twenty percent is not high enough, and we need to do even more to prove people like the guy above wrong.

So today, on the International Day of the Girl Child, we are announcing our first all female Boot Camp. That's right! Only women can apply.

Boot Camp is part of our entirely merit-based selection process. In Boot Camp, we offer candidates for the Andela Fellowship a free two-week training program where instructors with years of software development experience teach the basics of front-end web development and guide participants to collaboratively build their first web development project.

So, are you a girl? Do you have an interest in technology? Are you driven, hardworking, detail-oriented, curious and deeply interested in building software or websites?

Now, remember the article I told you about above? In the article, the author says:

"a whole of sacrifice (sic) go into becoming a good programmer and I doubt if any woman has that gut."

That guy is wrong -- and you have a chance to prove it!

Apply below to get started on a journey that will change your life. Become a female software developer today.

Frequently Asked Questions:

What is Andela
The Andela Fellowship is a new kind of academic experience. It’s sort of like a university, except instead of paying tuition, you’re earning an income. The initial months of an Andela Fellowship involve immersion training in full-stack (front-end and back-end) development skills. After 1,000 hours of instruction, we’ll place you on client projects as you continue training to ensure you are equipped to meet the evolving needs of the industry.

How do I apply?
Click the apply button on this page.

When is the application deadline
October 31st

What happens after I apply
After you apply, we will send successful candidates an invite for interview starting the week of November 3rd.

When is the All Female Bootcamp
December 1st - 12th

Do I have to pay to come to bootcamp?
No. It is completely free and we give you a free lunch but you will have to cover your own travel and accommodation costs.

What happens after bootcamp?
When bootcamp is over, the highest-performing participants will receive job offers to join Andela full-time as Andela Fellows. In your first three months as an Andela fellow we will pay you a small stipend and give you 1000 hours of training before placing you on client projects.

Who do I talk to if I have more questions?
Email our Director of Recruitment, Iyinoluwa Aboyeji at e@andela.co and he will do his best to get you a response as soon as possible.
Apply Here
Romance › Re: I Will Stay Penny Less Than Ask A Lady For Money by TheRealAdonye(m): 2:05pm On Oct 16, 2014
Did I just step into the 19th century?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by TheRealAdonye(m): 9:36am On Oct 16, 2014
I was being sarcastic.. I understand all the words used..

Oh and, 'Spurious' and 'Specious' actually aren't synonyms.. I believe you should have used 'Specious' instead of 'Spurious' to pass across the message you intended to..

That's the problem with grammar of (Permit me to say) Obiahagbonic proportions. They're easily misconstrued.

okzcorp:
Spurious is simply Specious sad
Christianity Etc › Re: Gratitude Challenge by TheRealAdonye(m): 8:22am On Oct 16, 2014
LMAO Man.. You're welcome.

tolutweety:
-Thankful for TheRealAdonye who forces me to check my mobile dictionary to know the meaning of the words written in his diary grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by TheRealAdonye(m): 6:55am On Oct 16, 2014
https://treasure.diylol.com/uploads/post/image/346559/resized_sound-of-music-meme-generator-look-at-all-the-big-words-i-don-t-understand-5495d8.jpg

vantage7:
The last time we received a success/stand-by-for-further-instructions email, the further instructions (in my case) came only six days later. This time around it's two and a half months and counting and still no further instructions. So assuming someone were to develop a model to predict the schedule of NLNG Graduate Recruitment process by extrapolating data from the timetable of events of previous stages of the process, the model would be ridiculously erroneous.
tochiddy:
and inconsistent
okzcorp:
and spurious
Celebrities › Re: men Pay Me To Sit On Them: 6ft 8in Dominatrix Escaped Poverty By SQUASHING men by TheRealAdonye(m): 6:46am On Oct 16, 2014
I agree.. Here you go..
https://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/290/698/c3e.jpg
alomosweets:
I think a DAFUQ!'s in order. shocked
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Breweries Graduate Trainee Recruitment by TheRealAdonye(m): 8:02pm On Oct 14, 2014
Reasonable Age Limit..

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