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11. Take driving classes.

She looks a lot like my girl. Same build, face, everything. But my girls bosoms are bigger. 34DDs.

cococandy:
So Jay Z even has a road in kwara?
Na wa.
Unto what Na? What was his developmental contribution that earned him that?

He's a UN Ambassador campaigning
to save water.

Eljay24:
Bro the place got burnt you're talking of "pretty Chicks"

I said "oh no". And "sad".

Oh no. I have good memories of that place: hanging out with pretty chicks during my service year. Sad.

Those dogs look really fierce. Even a full-grown lion would drop it's fang and claws and run away at the mere sound of these dogs.

cococandy:
arghh

Now this is awkward. Nairaland, what should be the appropriate response to an "arghh" quote? Do I shout "arghh" right back at the quoter at a greater amplitude? What if she types "arghh" again. It could quickly escalate into a shouting contest, don't you think?

carefreewannabe:
Good. Happy Saturday and soon Sunday.

Same same.

carefreewannabe:
Think whatever you want.

I do that every single second of every single day. But thanks for suggesting the obvious anyway. From you, it is expected. No alarms.

carefreewannabe:
You exaggerate.

Really? Same way people thought the dangers posed by terrorism and climate change were exaggerated. If I were a narcissist, I'd be feeling really good right about now 'cos I'd just found out I'm much smarter than a supposedly smart nairalander. Haha. If you think that's an exaggeration, then you need to enter a deeper realm of reasoning.

carefreewannabe:
He will try it because his mum did it once when fooling around, yeah right.

I find it quite disgusting, but I don't take it so seriously. Calm down.

...then he'll try to kiss his mates, they'll resist, then he'll force them, feel good, and become a rapist. And then one day, he'll try to rape someone, they'll resist and he'll accidentally kill them, and feel good. Then he'll become a serial killer and show up on your doorstep. You'll repel him because you own automatic weapons. And then he'll stalk your little kids and try to tongue-kiss them because that's what his mum taught him anyway. And you are cool with it.

mayapop:
This is disgusting


And Y'all be like, "Nothing is wrong with that!" there other ways to play with ur child, you can kiss him, but not lick the tongue, Jeez!

Exactly. At least we now know the weirdos' or even paedophiles' roaming NL. Smh

carefreewannabe:
They are probably just fooling around. I don't think they do it on the regular basis. Nothing serious.

Sure...until he tries to do same with his mates at school. Can't believe what I just read. Thought you were smarter than this.

KELVINXY:
Anyone that thinks this is wrong is just dirty minded
#change your mind set

Reset your brain, Mister.

Dafuq?! Sharing cytomegaloviruses with your kid(s)? Not cool.

So this made frontpage and the France attacks didn't? Rubbish.

ellechrystal:
Hahahahaha

Lovely weekend innit?

ellechrystal:
Oh realy?

Yeah. Shhh! Did you hear that? I think nairaland's feminists are watching, we best change the topic.

ellechrystal:
Lol naaaa

*sighs* What a relief. I've noticed mainly hardcore feminists fancy Powerpuff girls.

ellechrystal:
Yea I do

Good on ya girl. But I hope you don't do Powerpuff girls?

ellechrystal:
He looks like one who just escaped a lion's attack in d zoo. SMH. Fashion indeed.

Hehe...You must really love cartoons.

Nigeria has made a big joke of democracy. SMH

I only care to know if they're on nairaland.

So this is what Deola Smart looks like now? I regret not playing the card then.
Good for her though.

SparkAngel:
Thanks!

You've made only two posts, and you have 5 likes already? That's just unfair. I'm leaving nairaland.

Juliaann:

From Barcelona to politics. Sweet. Just stay indoors on the 14th of Feb, unless you're as fast as Mr. Usain Bolt.

RIP to the dead. I'm surprised more nairalanders are not talking about this, seeing as they all claim to study in France.

BabylonCruise:
His hand on his "crouch" again.....dis boy

Note to self: never ever shake Davido's left hand.

A selfie stick to you; an abomination and at the same time, a weapon, to Boko Haram. Confused lot. Smh

What's all this nonsense happening in Nigeria?

Subliminal advertising.

vizkiz:
Why will they flog those harmless people

This is why Nigeria will keep staying backward...stuffs like this don't happen here in mexico

Worse things happen in Mexico. On the regular.