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AMGBoss:
Another crap. She returned your 6k change and instead of giving her a little amount for "recharge card" just to say thank you, you decided to add 10k. Dude, nice one. Maybe her husband isn't financially buoyant enough, so you want to use that enter her. Imagine, you dey even chat her on Whatsapp. What rubbbish!! You no get level sef.

Before writing on this experience, i know people like you will come for me. That's why i created enough room in my heart to accomodate whatever is thrown at me. Your guess is right. Her husband is struggling financially. She needed that money i gave her. Why do you think i added to it? Do you think it's because i have too much? Well, you are free to express your view.
You said i no get level. Please, connect me to have more level like you. Thanks for your comment anyway.

posty56:
somebody wife , running errands for you you no how that sounds?, go and befriend another lady , this time youthful, using person wife to run errands regularly sounds stupid, disrespectful and suspicious, be eating fast food for now ,till you find another person to do the errands for you.

Thanks for the recommendation. Maybe i'll befriend one of the nurses in my work place. But that will increase my expenses. I must always take them out on lunch break. Lets see how it goes. Thanks anyway.

posty56:
sounds like story line from xstories , OP you need to do everything in your power to make that woman hate you,thank one you have not decided ,means you enjoy the kiss.,but remember if your case bust you will regret the day you reciprocated the feelings.

Making her to hate me is not the problem; but, who will go on errand for me? Who will do the chores she does for me? That's the problem.

i926:
Don't sleep with someone's wife.

I'm aware it's a wrong thing to do. I pray she doesn't get me into real trouble.
Thanks for your advice.

Skullano:
You see this generation eeeeh, nah hot water God go use end us las las.

Wetin we do God? I never even commit the act. Na just think i dey think.

It was too late to step back. The first kiss i received from her, was unbelievable. It felt like electric shock. I initially thought it was a mistake until she followed it up with a longer kiss before saying goodbye. After the incident she quickly walked away. Honestly, i'm in trouble. I've been contemplating whether to call her back or not. Her husband traveled to kogi state for easter and won't be back till tomorrow(after work). A part of me want more of the kisses but a part of me is holding me back. I've been thinking she must be very good in bed. I mean...how can someone know how to kiss so good and not know how to do the do?

When her children left, she asked me how my day went in the office. I wasn't surprise she asked. We have been close ever since she went on an errand for me. We even chat on whatsapp. After all the talks and beating around the bush, she finally stood up and decided to go. I was happy because i will finally get the chance to eat(all along i was hungry but pretending to be strong). I saw her off to the door and told her "later na". She answered "okay" but i noticed she was relunctant to leave. I quietly asked her if everything was alright. Before she could answer, i heard my car alarm blaring off. When i turned around to pick the car key, she step forward(towards me) but i wasn't aware initially. On turning back to her(after turning off my car alarm), i noticed she was too close for comfort. I tried to step back, but it was too late.

Today, she sent her two children to bring me food. She has only two children; all boys. One is around 6years and the other is around 2years. Normally, i only eat food cooked by my family members or by me. She has offered me food several times but i rejected all her offers. Today, after returning from work(yes, no public holiday for us...that's the price to pay for being a medical personnnel), it's like she noticed i was stressed out and hungry. Though, i had food inside, but she still sent her children to bring me food. Shortly after(without knocking) she entered the room. The food she sent her children to bring for me, was on the dinning table. Her children were watching cartoon on the television. I was in the kitchen trying to microwave the food i cooked by myself yesterday. When i noticed her presence, i quickly joined them in the living room. She sat for about two minutes, then spoke in her dialect. I do not have idea of what she said, but i noticed her children got up, told me bye-bye and left the room.

To cut the long story short, i packed into a new neighbourhood two months ago (precisely 9th of February, 2022).
I needed help from someone who is familiar with the environment. The only person available to help, was my neighbour's wife. Everyone had gone to work and school except her. I approached her and asked her if she could direct me to a place i could buy a bag of rice and some other food stuffs. She described a place; but, from the way i kept asking for details, she decided to do the errand for me. I rejected the idea, but she told me it was alright by her. We did some calculations and the whole thing amounted to almost 70k. I realeased 80k to her incase there are changes in prices. She bought everything i needed and returned a change of 6k. I rejected the change and added 10k to the 6k just to show my appreciation. Everyone was happy and that was how it ended that day. *Please, check the comment section for update. I've run out of space here*

Here is my advice as someone who has lived in the north for morethan 15years. 1. If you are a christian, don't talk about islam. What is not blasphemy to you, may be blasphemy to them. Don't even mention Muhammed.
2. If you are not a christian, get yourself anti-metal charm. Almost all northerners walk around with knives. Those knives are not for fashion. They use them at free will without provocation. Those anti-metal powder, charm or cream are so cheap that you won't believe they work. They actually work(please, i'm not trying to promote them). I used them while i was in secondary school and they worked wonder. All the attacks from petty thieve ended in futility as their knives couldn't penetrate me. Though, i've stopped using them. I no longer need them.
3. NEVER, i repeat NEVER run away if you are accused of any crime. The moment you make an attempt, everyone there will assume you are quilty and that will be the end. Stand and clear yourself. There are reasonable ones among them
4. Learn to speak hausa

frankputer:
Congratulations


nice , which location in GM ?

I'm not saying the person asking this question is a bad person. However, becareful when answering this type of question. We no wan hear say dem don kidnap you. Someone above me is even saying you should snap the area and upload.

Psychokinetic:
Nuh not a terrorist… More like a pest exterminator!

Your comment implies that those from north and west are pests. When they start dragging you, hope you won't call us for help

Akponmfet:
I'll wipe out Biafrans from the face of the earth.

Another terrorist spotted!!! But, wetin Biafrans do you?

DCatt:
Declaration of independence of course!

Have the best MOSSAD and others have to offer on ground on standby and have ammunition piñatas. Reverse the suspension of the regional govt by the then military dictator. Create state and regional police. Kill Obasanjo’s land use act and give the regions power to either decide if they want to be part of Nigeria or another region and choose how.

Won't this your action scatter our "one Nigeria"? Do you want to throw everything away? I mean everything you are currently benefiting from "one Nigeria"

Psychokinetic:
I’ll carpet bomb the North and her Afonja allies

I hope you won't be angry if i call you a terrorist...because...i don't know which other name befits you. Don't let DSS catch you o. Those people are not smiling

Thanksful:
It takes time for things to become law not to talk of enforcing them.

I'm not saying you are wrong but what if we look at it this way...
If you make the law, i believe the president that will come after you will not hesitate to enforce the law. If he decides not to enforce it, atleast you've tried your best. I still believe something can be done in oneday.
Osibanjo sacked a top government official within a day when Buhari travelled and power was transfered to him. He also overhauled the now disbanded SARS

Ahmed0336:
I have no intention of contesting.

Hmmmm...i wish to be like you

Thanksful:
Nothing.
No one can do anything in one day.

Well, i may be wrong but i feel something can be done

kingsman66:
Better keep ur danm advise to ur unborn children, I mean no harm bro...

Okay. Sorry if my comment was harsh. I mean no harm too. How work?

joshjc:
Change the constitution to allow me rule more than a day

Hahaha...another typical Nigerian. Nairalanders please take note. If this person ever ask for your vote, i guess you already know the right thing to do.

Idiko1:
Nigeria will cease to exist.

Another secessionist spotted

schoolboymatt:
Forget Nigeria, take Nairaland for example:

8 of every 10 Nairalander is a tribalistic bigot.
(take the guy above me for example)

the only time Nigeria ever truly unites is during AFCON or world cup.

so how do we do the right thing sir because I seriously hope for one Nigeria too.

True. You have a valid point. But, we don't have to lose faith in our dear country just because of the bad ones among us.

Ahmed0336:
I will jerry Rawlings over a thousand elites that are holding this country to ransom.

Now that you have made your intention clear, those elites will ensure you don't become president even for 2minutes.

godofuck231:
but you go de front o, lol

No bro., you are the boss. You should be at the front. Lol

kingsman66:
Legalized Yahoo with immediate effect....

I pray you change before EFCC locate you. There nothing good in yahoo scam

Kestolove:
Legalize weed, cocaine, prostitution nd allow chop I chop for government...with that everybody will be happy nd our Igbo brothers will be free to go about their business

With this your position, i pray no one consider you as president. Not even for 2minutes. Your are too dangerous for our dear country

Eriokanmi:
Yes, why not?

Hardworking president. I perceive you are not a lazy person at all.

schoolboymatt:
split it into fractions.

Nigeria can never work as one.

NEVER!

Secessionist spotted. Bro., take it easy. "One Nigeria" can work if we do the right thing

godofuck231:
The nigerian constitution

You have my support on this.

Eriokanmi:
I'd sack all the army generals and senior police officers, then investigate how arms were bought in the last 8 years

Can you do all these within oneday?

ChiefSosa:
I'll change my account balance.

Hahaha...typical Nigerian