₦airaland Forum

Hamzaaaaaaaa:
Many things o
But most important,no political office holder can go to private hospitals or abroad for treatment

Are you sure they will not sack you before the end of that oneday? Dem no go like this your action

Is there anything you think the current administration is not getting right that you want to correct?

If you are given the opportunity to become the Nigeria president just for oneday, what would you change?

What kind of news is this? Since when did Daniel become a kidnapper?
Daniel was my classmate in secondary school. His full name is Daniel Uchenna Eligbue. The parents live in kakuri, kaduna state. He is a deeper life member. He was the most intelligent student in school. He never displayed any trait of waywardness. His parents were so disceplined. Could it be that the univesity he attended(uniben), transformed him into something else? Please, the police should check very well. I'm sure Daniel is innocent.
NOTE: Daniel is the short one in the middle

Some say Dogara. Are we sure north will approve that?

samlestic:
chairman is from Nasarawa state

Thanks for the correction

Seun
Mynd44
Lalasticlala

Front page...please.

benuejosh:
Sen. Dr. George Akume.

Akume is from middle belt(north central). Apc chairman is from middle belt(Nasarawa state). Both chairman and vice president cannot come from the same zone.

Lalasticlala Mynd44

According to Tinubu's biography, he is a muslim from southern Nigeria.
I read somewhere that ONLY a christian from northern Nigeria can serve as his running mate(vice president).
I have been thinking alot who his running mate could be. All the notherners i know are muslims.

Does anyone know any PROMINENT notherner who is a christian?

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Who is thinking what i'm thinking? They want to use court to bring in Atiku. They want the north to continue in power

KingEverest:
Slawomiir minister of Yahoo Yahoo and weed smoking
Righteousness2 CAN president
Helinues president of metilla Allah cattle breeders
Lala minister of animal husbandry

If Slawomirr catch you, na u sabi o

If Nairaland was a country,
Seun would be the president. Mynd44 would be the vice president. Lalasticlala would be the senate president.
What position do you think the following people deserve?
1. MANNABBQGRILL
2. Slawomirr
3. Adaebe
4. Righteousness2.

CrownedPhoenix:
Gradually I'm beginning to believe this isn't a script to escape the extradition afterall.

He first tried to play the tribal card. His fellow northerner shut him down.

Dude even sued FG?

Talk of a sinking man...

I wonder why NDLEA has not paraded him

The police handed Abba Kyari to NDLEA with the condition not to parade him. I'm not sure NDLEA would want to break that agreement.

Somebody should please check on Buhari. Hope he is still breathing well. This type of news is not good for his health

Kriss216:
Nairaland slangs;


Vagina beings = Nairaland girls

God's people = Nairaland guys

They will soon come for you. Keep looking for trouble. My hand no dey o.

Many of the "new commers" like me do not understand some of the slangs used on nairaland. I literally struggled for days before i understood the meaning of some of the slangs. Up till this moment, i'm still struggling to understand the meaning of "OP" most nairalanders use to refer to a thread starter. Some of the slangs i proudly decoded by myself are;
1. FTC = First to Comment
2. BMC = Buhari Media Crew
3. Afonja = People from the west
4. Lalasticlala = Snake
5. MANNAGRILL = Strong supporter of President Buhari.

Please, can someone tell me the meaning of "OP"? And, what slang did you figure out all by yourself since you joined nairaland

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Too much grammar, zero action.

Dangote did not become the richest man in Africa by analyzing other people relationship.
This is joblessness.

Too much talk as usual.

Please, what about people bearing Buhari? What are their character traits?

They are calling you to embarass you.

In my view, the other kid is smarter

Tetehjewels:
I do not need to engage in a so called "intellectual banter" with anyone especially since I can do better by taking advantage of that person's penchant to argue and better my son through that by allowing him to think his own thoughts and state his own responses.

My Son is a chip off the old block and this means he takes after me when it comes to being smart.

It's not everyday one finds a willing human guinea pig so I may as well allow my Son utilize this opportunity.

He just got back from school by the way

From your various comments, i observed you are a very proud person. I only hope your son doesn't take after you.

Wait o. Am i the only one who noticed the English?
What is "...i gotten bitten by a local dog"?
I guess the dog's bite is already affecting the OP.
Please, be fast about the treatment so that it doesn't get beyond this.

Chelsea 0-11 Leeds United
*Science doesn't lie*

Scientifically, Chelsea will beat Leeds United.

My scientific prediction is

Chelsea 11-0 Leeds United

Which way naija? How long will this last?