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Stephen0mozzy:
Hehe... It depends. On a scale of 1 to 10, how superstitious are you?

If between 5 and 7, na the Messenger of the Gods you allow boys carry commot so o. You wey the gods dey protect since you were born, them send messenger to come deliver good news, you nor fit guide.


If above 8, you supposed dey kabash "die by fire" right now. Na arrow from fada abi moda side naim day break meet so. Be like village people nor dey change to bat again, na tortoise now. And mehn your spiritual life must be very low o, for them to send tortoise to you - dem reason am say, spiritually, you nor fit even outrun a tortoise.


But, if you nor believe in iberiberism. Na just ordinary tortoise wey miss road.

Ahhh.
Me I reason all the above. But they said reasoning is not believing. So I'm safe.

This small tortoise came to my house after heavy downpour.
I could not protect it for long. I can't keep it.
Some guys took it.
It's the end for the tortoise.

SpencerForbes:
None of the above — baby mama or surrogacy is the lesser evil. Hustle, make your money, get a beautiful lady with a good genes, have your kids, get a nanny if necessary, and still pay attention to how your child is being raised. If the nanny doesn't follow your principles, you let her go.

I have told them that marriage should be for the perfect genes but they will not hear. Even if you marry a cheating wife that has the genes you covet so badly, ensure the children are your. Family planning works. It is not a crime to be poor. If you are poor, marry ooo. But having the wrong gene in your bloodline can end your generation quickly.

mcocolok:
Is MTN down? I have not been able to use the internet properly. Even to create this topic was hell.

You can use private DNS or you alternate between 4g/5g and 3g network

kedeojo:
So you can't differentiate from blessing fubara snr and sim fubara. na wah for nowadays graduates. abi you no even go at all.

Perhaps you are not aware Sim Fubara withdrew from the governorship race. All his candidates that decamped with him to APC has been disqualified. He has seen he can not break the APC resolve to eliminate him at the polls.

Same fate beckons the Plateau State Governor. Party faithfuls are opposing imposition of candidates by the governor.

It might not be what we think. But fingers crossed.

WhizdomXX:
Op Rivers is the only state where the incumbent APC governor has a primary challenger.

There are challengers in plateau State. There was rumors that some of the challengers withdrew but they have to pay media to refute the claim.

The Gagdi that was shouting let them show us who they know and we will show them who we know when PDP federal and state assembly Candidates were disqualified in the last election was returned after he failed to secure it at the party polls.

Unless the party chairman has regards for the president, the governor might suffer Fubara fate

We all know the present APC chairman was defeated by the current governor of plateau State both at the polls and at the court.

The APC Chairman sought his disqualification from the polls because if the PDP crises

Now, political maneuvering brought the governor under his opponent.

Governor Fubara case is understandable because he had been at war with his predecessor. But for governor mutfwang, there is danger .

God did not take him. He gave up.
Even one pastor kept shouting "what ever the problem is, don't die!".
If you die, na you loose.
This will make atheist that doesn't believe in God to start echoing that this God that doesn't exist is cruel.

I believe she knew his struggles.

Condolences.

I feel like replying everyone that called this feeling poverty induced but it is not worth it.
I could not access my usual quantity because poverty mentality men turned up with their big cars to finish the delicacy before I got there. That they did not even come with their wives but with their girl friends keeps me wandering when ladies stopped demanding for shawarma.

This feeling is heavenly as someone said earlier. I had to eat the small quantity that I got slowly. Oh that's poverty mentality.

I have eaten indomie and chicken, Rice and chicken, beans with fried plantains, egusi soup with assorted meat (I don't claim to buy or prepare these delicacies with money that I don't have) but they don't hit me like Akara and Koko(pap in the north made with rice and some ground nut pudding)

I don't know if it is because I bought this with my hard earned money, but anytime I'm eating this, I find myself humming a song and swinging left and right on the chair. I can't remember doing this while eating expensive dishes.

Even when it is finished, I'll be looking for those tiny drops in the package.

I don't remember what struggle awaits me while eating this.

I don't think I'm alone in this feeling.

lordm:
Of all the problems in this country,
Na this one you wan carry for head.
Na wa o

I share the g/not I was going to use to drink garri. Does that make my problem small?
If you are hungry and a hungry dog bite you, my dear, double loss be that.

I'm in this new compound, the owner has a dog.
This dog has been very aggressive and charges towards anybody that come into the compound, even the tenants.

But one afternoon, the owners infant child called me Dada while cheerful. It kind of looks like the dog understood that.

The dog has been overtly friendly and wants to follow me to my room. If I come around in the day time, it will be running around like we are playing together.

This is serious friend zoning. I now feel indebted to the dog. I had to share my G/nut with the dog. It's all I had.

What do I give a dog that is not mine.

PinkNature:
jamb isn’t hard

So why did I score just above 200 but 90 out of hundred in aptitude test?

4g band is on 2g infrastructure now. Yo have data but to login to your bank app is harder than jamb. But 3g is still working.

I can never be like chike. I have no taste for flashy things.
I prefer to take those that looks like the less privileged and pour all my money on her till she get to a stage of choosing between me and Chike. It is ok to cry if everyone of them chooses chike because crying is therapeutic.
Don't blame me. Some men are build to experience women differently.

justt2006:
I finally settled for Infinix note 60 pro after pros and cons of the suggested phones.

Thanks to those with constructive and sensible comments and suggestions.

Na you loose.
Temu can run it for you.

There has been no mercy whatsoever.

Oakenshield:
imagine what you saying APC zombie so Nigeria should turn to Zimbabwe

its actually the only thing that would stop us fro turning to zimbabwe. instead of carying a suitcase full of money to buy a phone, you can just ooen your wallet and bring out 500k. That is cinvenience. It helps the wealthy and mighty in ways you can't imagine. You will still benefit. If the wealthy and mighty that you are singing their praise wants to give you 2k, they might end up giving you 20k. Thank me later.

Wispower:
Are you from the Mars planet? printing more than#1000 note? Seems you're comfortable with this messed up country

You expect a messed up system to fix a messed up country? You know that is not possible.
The only useful advice you can offer a messed up system is advice that will benefit them hugely with ripples of this benefits reaching the masses. If you are looking for anything that will benefit the masses hugely, go to sleep and dream on. It can not happen in reality without radical shift.

Adonispco:
Ogbeni take am easy, 10k note for wetin you wan kill the suffering masses.

The country is not for the masses. It belongs to those who breaks through from the masses.

Usmanovic95:
It will be counterproductive, the likes of#200, #500 and 1k note will also be rendered useless just like #20,#50 and #100 notes.

They are already useless. CBN is not accepting them from banks.

Again, it is a waste of money printing these denomination of money

GeneralOuki:

Any government that wants to reduce inflation will start by changing the currency.
Economy where you have extremely rich and extremely poor people without the middle class needs to be overhauled and not managed.
If government wakes up and decide to make $1 equal N100, the greedy rich will buy up in advance every dollar earnings even the ones in government coffers.
If you choose not to build the economy around foreign exchange, you have to stop insecurity first, ensure cheap and constant power supply, make available chemicals, reagents and raw materials cheaply and sourced locally and ensure cheap transportation, accomodations, storage facilities and social welfare.
Telling any government to do those is like telling a dry bone to rise. That is a very difficult task for Nigerian government to achieve.
You can only advice government to do the easy one that will help them cut expenses hoping the excess saved can benefit the masses in form of economic project or social rice sharing welfare.

CorrectionFLuid:
1, 2, 5

10, 20, 50

100, 200, 500

1000...


What comes next? Hope you didn't skip quantitative analysis in primary school?

Change your username

Printing 2k and 5k note will be a waste of resources. It should be 10k and 20k.
This will reduce the volume of cash in circulation. The currency should be changed afterwards with 1k naira equaling 1 unit of the new currency.

CBN is rejecting denomination of 200, 100, 50, 20, 10 and 5 naira notes from banks. That is why they keep recycling them until it becomes too useless in the hand of the customer.

Kingray10:
Do it and a $ will turn 5000naira

Dollar is just a piece of paper. It's is worthless if we don't need it. But since we need it, the value is dependent on the need and not on the Naira denominations.
While it will make printing money easier and cheaper, it can only affect the value of dollar if government prints it just to buy foreign exchange from those earning in dolla.

You ignored good women that needed attention but chose to parley with women already under the care of another man using your celebrity status just to maintain your social standing. Now other men with possibly higher social status or libido is attracting your societal woman and you feel you don't deserve that. You really deserved more. But being your fellow who might fall for what you fell to, I can only say, sorry oh.

Producing a packet of those notes costs over 12,000 naira. It will be foolishness for them to continue producing those notes.
The only alternative right now is to either introduce higher denomination from 10,000 naira upward or to replace the naira completely.

Love and Loyalty are not synonymous. That is the problem of this thread.
Women are love personified. They love freely and cheaply.
But that is one thing that makes them disloyal. They switch loyalty easily.

You see a woman's body, your prick rises swiftly. It's not because you love her or want to have canal knowledge of her. That is love appeal. It is same with a woman. She see a man, she will switch to seduction mode to make sure his prick rises especially if he is clean. That is the validation she needed convince herself that she is worth your attention and necessarily because she want to have canal knowledge of the man.

But sometimes, those efforts has to pay because of the economic situation of the world currently. That is why innovative lies and schemes has to be employed for maximum benefit.

Love is not an agreement. Love is evidence of life. If she breaks an agreement, take her to court. If there is no agreement, she is free to explore her feminine traits with who ever she wants.

You should be advising men that a risen prick does not imply sex is needed.

This is deliberate fraud sponsored by Access Bank indirectly.
If you have access bank account, you would be recharging your line with 50k naira airtime if you dial that code. You know you can't get your money back because no one will be ready to buy 50k worth of airtime.
I really hope the recharge from bank account using USSD be capped at 5k so this fraudulent bank won't make you waste your funds.