₦airaland Forum

Where you expecting him to come and lie before?

alanto:
Best intention that made him save money meant for his people in a bank he has interests to generate profits for 8 years, without paying doctors or building school, not even a primary health care built. We go expose his intentions finish for here.

If you go there, I will tell you that He was the only governor that carried all round development in his state. The only group that complained about his governance were politicians who could not access free money from his government. Else, he was terrific.

helinues:
If any politicians want me to campaign for them, he must have a meeting with me in my parlour and also list my conditions.

If you have a value, politicians won't think twice to spoil you

You would be right if the politicians is looking for media personality. But for grassroots, the beer parlor remains the best.

This is the money he gave me.

I found out what I already knew was true, that Nigerians don't really want a better Nigeria but an opportunity to loot the nations Treasury or extort others when given a position of power. So I decided that I'm going to sell my vote.

I visited this politician with my friend. He was owing me some money sometimes back when he was an honest citizen talking about how we can change the narrative of the country until politics favoured him. Na so my money hang. Not that he was poor. Na erosion erode the road that linked us.

He wanted some fresh mind to put him back on track locally after he had eaten alone with his new friends after his political victory at the last polls when PDP candidates in plateau state were disqualified by the court.

My friends at the Akara and Koko joint included me among their team members. What an opportunity to recover my money back.

When opportunity opened up, I did not waste time to remind mr. politician about his debt of N3,700 four years ago. Country hard. Na so everywhere quiet. The guys no believe their ears.

Guy man remove one packet of money and slapped my hand and everyone started hailing him. He chuckled and said money is not the problem. I can not be ashamed for requesting for my money from someone that has it so I joined in the hailing.

After some chat, a new location wax fixed for strategy and implementation at a BAR which I'm not going to attend. He handed the team leader a pack of baba blue which I'm not going to participate in.

I have my pack of mix master brown and I feel okay with it.

But later on, I began to see things differently.
Why didn't he give me 4 or 5 PCs of baba blue instead of this beautiful load of valueless notes? I mean, I'm a grown up with beards. This note is for shildrenses now.

Obi is only being made popular so that he won't submit to Atiku. He is no different from Tinubu for saying the south has to complete 8 years and swearing to do only one term if elected.

He is really of no use politically.

Yes, he might have the best of intentions for the country but thinking and proclaiming he is the best makes him the wrong candidate for the country.

My opinion.

It was going to be the Kaduna guy, former chief of army staff and currently minister of defense. But time travellers revealed it to his enemy who is using serious insecurity to discredit his credibility.

mikepee:
I know there have been a lot of uproar concerning MTN's unapologetic data poaching from innocents customers who are already stresssed from multidimensional opperession.

75gb disappeared in 10 days, over 92gb the previous month, and I almost did not spend time online because I am currently handling a busy task.

I called their shitty customer service, and was only handed more excuses oozing with unsympathetic excuses and lies generated by their system.

Mind you, I strcitly maintain single use and mostly rely on my Aitel WiFi for extensive use. But on the last few weeks, my field studies had me mainly writing and curating data for my research.

I AM CONVINCED THAT MTN IS A TERROR ORGANISATION

You should be grateful that you are able to browse or stream with your MTN sim.
Mine is about to expire in 3 days time and I still have close to 30gb of my data left.
I can hardly browse. The 3g network that was working has be blocked by MTN. What is working now is just 2g.

MTN, airtel and T2mobile uses the same spectrum. Non of them is working.
Glo should make use of this opportunity win the customer base since their data service has been consistent.

Richtaiwo:
Tinubu may well have fallen short of expectations, that simply reflects the fact that he is human. But talking about replacing him with a retard whose entire claim to distinction is a brewery factory? That must be a joke taken too far.

This One is feeling it. Only subtle complain.
He dare not go direct with statement, "Tinubu has fallen short of expectations".

Mariangeles:
Do you wash them well before putting in your rice?

I do. But I don't know how much washing is well enough. Does salmonella survive such heat in a boiling rice

Does putting it on boiled rice count?
I just bury mine into the rice. Gas is expensive.

It's still carrying me through. Just one meal

Action action.move immediately. Explain later

Nehyooh:
Yes, but they won Nigerian league Oniyeye!

Ok. The trolling is because they won the league right?

I have to share this delicacy with you all.
It is not my favorite Akara and koko. Since I shared my Akara and koko delicacy, poor men in cars have denied me access to that delicacy for several days now because they are mobile while the only mobile I have is my phone.

The delicacy is Awara in a good made source and pepper spray. Not that type of pepper spray but real dry pepper toppings.

I requested it be served in a takeaway so those poor people with cars will know that I belong too.

On getting to my office, took my first bite and the pepper brought out tears from my eyes. The test afterwards turned off every peppery sensation from my mouth and send me on a dimension that only gods can occupy. I was high on Awara.

I took picture to share and I noticed this food looked like a sacrifice for the gods. I just ate the gods food and I can't but tell you how high I am on this morning breakfast. In fact, I'm not eating anything again today so this feeling lasts longer. It's not that I don't have money to buy food to complete 3 square meal o. It's just that the feeling is more than hunger. I'm high. I'm elevated.

So Barcelona did not win the serie A.

Snakedoctor1:
My wife used to call and would even see grope and check if any woman is in the room. Since she realized that I have fully given my life to Christ, she calls once in a while.

I no longer feel as important as I used to.

This is a true life story.

MTN has been frustrating us in Jos. Well, not everywhere.
You will be talking to yourself thinking you are on call not knowing MTN has dropped the call. That is really frustrating.
Now we have to put calls on speaker and be watching the phone to know when MTN dropped the call.

Wow. That is appalling. But they consider roads capital projects.

This is beautiful. Way to go china.
But we need to begin innovation on how to use induction energy.

I think you are about to cast boys hideout.
Where do you want them to go and blow up the whirlwind.

ViceGovernor:
He is the second highest employer of labour in Nigeria after the federal government, if they do all those things you are talking about they would be shooting themselves in the foot.

Dangote is FG and FG is Dangote.

That is very wrong. That is one blackmail that is holding the government back.

If I'm the president, what ever you are producing must be cost friendly.

What was the price of fuel when brent crude oil crossed 100 dollars per barrel during Jonathan. What was the price when it near same amount during Buhari. Just last year, it went near to 90 dollars per barrel. What was the price of fuel then? So dangote saying that prince adjustments was as a result of fall in crude oil is lies.

He always stops local sales when international price increases and increases expectations to earn foreign exchange and commence local sales when boycott is experienced as prices drops on the international market.

Currently, he is not selling cooking gas because the price has gone up in the international market. Marketers are importing same product he is exporting at higher price. Once the international market prices crashes, he will start quoting PIB act and why government needs to stop marketers from importation after marginal reduction in price. This he has consistently done about Fuel.

About dangote being the federal government because he is second highest employer of labour, that is one hell of delusion. Even the local government can put his refinery on locks if he fails to maintain operational standards or written agreement.

He is riding on emotional blackmail called taqqyiya to trick loads of people about his importance and using his status to manipulate the system. If government places tariffs on his products, and use it to build a functional refinery, won't that benefit us more in the long run? But because government lacks foresight and can't overcome their own corruption, they can't think of a solution other than their pocket.

Love800:
How much for the test?

He does blood culture and sometimes requests for my urine and stool. I don't request for particular test. He ticks some boxes if I give him some complain about any fatigue or health issue. The maximum I had given for the test and the saline solution is 10k but that was 6 years ago. I have not done any tests since then. Just self meditation and prescription from chemist friend once in a while.

onyxo76:
put you on drip abi...na this man go end your life one day with drip for everything, maybe you never hear of fluid overload before, very soon he go begin give you drip for catarrh and cough.

When I no be Michael Jackson. I wasn't addicted to drip now to be asking for more.
But that was in the past though when a lesser evil ruled. With small money, you can form big boy and distribute it to people on a legit job.

Government is sleeping on Dangote. They should place high tariffs on Dangote products. Both for local and for export.
They should give room for importation. They have floated the forex and are still regulating importation. For what reason.
Until Dangote begin to lobby for government help and reach favourable national resolve, the government is not doing anything meaningful.
How can imported products be cheaper than products produced locally. There shouldn't be competition. But the system that is benefiting will always protect the fraud.

I used to do monthly test when one lab scientist working in a primary health center lived close to me. He will collect samples while going to work and comeback in the evening with saline solution and put me on drip just to increase his charges. He will prescribe ibuprofen for pain relief due to stress and amoxicillin for typhoid from street food.
He will always say, you don't have HIV, just keep yourself the way you are. That makes guess the HIV prevalent rate in my location.

Since he left, I have not done any test again. Don't blame me.

The wild fig litters the north. Here in Jos, it is in abundance in the mountains. The leaves is like tea leaf. It changes water to red when boiled. I took it some years back but the fruit are smaller and not edible.

Mariangeles:
Farmers in the house, can figs be successfully grown in Nigeria's kind of climate?
Especially, around the southern part of Nigeria.

JealousCobra:
You can't protect an ancestor, what a pity

No. My ancestors are not dumb. The tortoise did not talk.

Compliant:
Finally, they were able to get your location after all these years

mogbe!

focus7:
Your ancestor visit. Take him inside, build a shrine for it and start worshipping it

You lai dis lai dis don't know tradition. We don't worship our ancestors but the God of our ancestors. If the God of our ancestors send any of our ancestors to visit, we learn secrets of the gods from them.

Anyways, the tortoise did not talk so it's definitely not one of my ancestors. It is as good as meat to those guys that took.

That's great.
While I have observed your biased and tribal gaslighting, I have pity for Atiku who has failed to realize that the south actually needed that second term in office.
He formed the alliance to deny Jonathan that second tenor, he should go ahead and blackmail the igbo people in his attempt to discredit Peter obi. We already know he dislike the igbo people. He should go ahead and sponsor more southerners to contest in his delusion that it will reduce southern votes for Obi at the polls. It is politics. But he should know that the south will choose Obi over him. If Obi is eliminated from contention, the south will queue behind president tinubu. The two terms has to be completed as long as this current constitution is in place.