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AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]Thank your gods I'm busy atm. [/color]

Never start what you can't finish. Take it from Kingsley, the veteran 'wordsmith'.

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]Thank you sir.

TheSon.OfMark has been successfully sent to his mental hades! [/color]

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]Listen up the son of Mark.
Don't come here and try to set your mark.
You wouldn't want your sobriquet to be red-marked
You should understand that I set the mark.
The sight of my pseudonym is like a dog's bark.
It makes peeps shiver like they're in the dark.
One more unruly behaviour from you and you'll have to park!
I'd gladly drop you off at the park
And will be joyed to see your back
Cos therein will be hanging your bag
Don't try shiit! You'll be tacked
And tracked!



Grandiose!
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I should be scared of your SCAR-FACE?
I run this CIRCLE,dude, while you're at the HALF PHASE.
Glowing in your world while you're half dazed.
Hail the veteran who remains unfazed.

Here's the thing, Agapecharis:
Are you sure messing with Mark isn't more than you can carry?
I'd make a lesson of you like Charlie Hebdo in Paris
Leaving you to rot like your teeth carries.

How about I gut your nape,
Wretch it with a snape,
Have you daggling over a cliff by a cape,
Then severe it with a blade?

Yeah, I like the gore.
I'd slur since your obituary would be a bore.
Here I dissect you with my lexical blades with this e-amphitheatre asking for an encore.
The son of Mark is a legend and his gallantry would be recounted in folklores.

Beamborla:
i like this side of you. hope your day was good

Beamborla:
I don't know what took me to your profile but, yes, I went there

I don't read diaries but someone once told me about yours so i decided to give it a shot. I had my dictionary handy but i was disappointed.

Nice diary I must confess but you stopped updating, why?

kinglekan:

Hehehehe!!

How did you find me here? You don dey become detective oooo.

Yeah here it is bro, this is the real paradise unlike our ironic 'Derailer's Paradise' which can be likened to Gotham City. I kinda enjoy both worlds.

I found here yesterday while following a link sent to me by Luxånne. I interacted for sometime but it seems too orderly, too sane, somewhat surreal. Don't blame me, I've bèen used to the 'madness' of the 'Paradise'.

kinglekan:

Am not there ooooo!! Am innocent oo

Its not me oooooo.

So here's your e-louge? Different the chaos of the Derailers' Paradise, huh?

MizMyColi:
Someone's massaging his ego here...
Ngwanu kwontinu
It's allowed.

Someone has been put beneath the searchlight. Stand still, darling. Say "cheese".

MizMyColi:
Beamborla dear.
I'm happy for you.
Thank God you are alive and well.

Look the positive energy with which you've filled this space.
I bet you, some folks would have turned sadists if you didn't keep em company

Errrr....I no mention names O
*snezees*

Funny how many people look forward to those folks' intrigues.

They 'light up' any thread, their persona and unpredictability keep people glued to their phone screens for hours at a stretch and they plot intrigues at every turn unlike some predictably boring people.

I didn't mention any names too.

Specialist900:
ideology come o. Oga, mbok akeme. Make we return to status quo. Writing ibibio hard o

Since conversing in our lingua nativa suddenly seems like the ordeals of Dante, the anglo idiolect would suffice and reign continually then.

Specialist900:
idem asong o. Atiedidie ?

Specialist900:
trust na. First person on the list

Atang akpaniko? Afon. Akparawa, idem abadie?

MizMyColi:
Lmao
See comparison o

@Specialist, since when did oil and water start mixing effortlessly na?

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]Welcome to my house.

I hope HFOG told you that you'd have to see me privately to pay your dues as I have I have the power to send you back to the derailer's paradise? [/color]

Ishiløve doesn't want me lurking the romance section till Thursday morning.

Dues? That would be after you quantify the air you've inhaled till date.

Specialist900:
did I see ibibio?

Emekamex:
Who cares

Those of us who value our freedom of speech and who are cognizant of the fact that such right would be non-existent under autocratic regimes care, sir. You should too.

INTROVERT:
Nothing will do baba. Make that guy park one side.

You come across as a being who's easy to manipulate. Your cyber-addiction is your Achilles' heel.

All one needs to do is deny you access to the internet for even 5 hours and the ensuing withdrawal symptoms would make you do one's every bidding for succour.

Hope to meet more people like you on my journey to the socio-economic zenith.







Damn! I just quoted the anti-spam bot.

INTROVERT:
Congrats

You come across as a being who's easy to manipulate. Your cyber-addiction is your Achilles' heel.

All one needs to do is deny you access to the internet for even 5 hours and the ensuing withdrawal symptoms would make you do one's every bidding for succour.

Hope to meet more people like you on journey to the socio-economic zenith.

Beamborla:
you really are way way better than Patrick.

Your use of English is quite beautiful but everyone wants a conversation they can easily get along with

HFOG:
I'm just hoping you're a potential sui....Na there you go hear my own English by force. Because make you no go use your grammar turn turn my baby's head

You can be rest assured his chilvarous nature would always come through, ma'am.

HFOG:
What's fiefs and fiefdoms again? We can't converse my brother. You're on cloud 9 while I've not even reach the ceiling. Two things are involved. You either define these unEnglish words you're using or switch to pidgin. Else I'll leave you with my baby. We understand ourselves. She can always relay your message Mr Hon Patrick of NL (no offense pls)

Does señora understand Ibibio?

Beamborla:
adonbilivit

Can someone calk me Patrick?

HFOG:
Sure he does but you sef dey tower us na.

A king lords it over a kindgom of fiefs and the fiefs over their fiefdoms. Different strata of the same rock.

HFOG:
Do you see what I mean? How can I cope with these Englishes na? I'm not Beamborla oh. I'm almost a grandma and your oyinbo is too gravity ops grievous for me sir. Reduce its potency sir before my attempt to speak like you pulls down the roof of our ancient house.

Grandma? Oh really? Welcome to the Pensioner's club then. You are 73 like myself?

Who would have thought it? Your hilarity seems infectious.

HFOG:
Do you see what I mean? How can I cope with these Englishes na? I'm not Beamborla oh. I'm almost a grandma and your oyinbo is too gravity ops grievous for me sir. Reduce its potency sir before my attempt to speak like you pulls down the roof of our ancient house.

Grandma? Oh really? Welcome to the Pensionier's club then. You are 73 like myself?

Who would have thought it? Your hilarity seems infectious.

Beamborla:
Momma, it's worn out.
cot-cee of thesonof.mark

Worn out? Is my vocabulary stock that bountiful? Hon. Patrick towers in comparision.