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Romance › Re: Wrong Perception Of The Adam And Eve Couple(PICs) by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:39pm On Mar 29, 2017

ZarZar:
Geez, you're so childish! If you were aiming for the deathshot, then you've just missed the mark, sonofmark. These kind of insults about imaginary flaws & ideas don't work on me. I find them hilarious, particularly when coming from overgrown lips that suppose to belong to a grown man. Try again. This time step off the unicorn!

[b] Now she's throwing tantrums. That's right, smash a vase in fits of seething rage. Set fire to your neighbours' cars. Or hit your protruding forehead on a stone wall in hopes that it'd reduce its size but you'd be reminded of the truth the moment you see your reflection on a glinting glass plane.

Sentences are passed premised on the availability of evidence or the the absence of it. You're ugly; scratch that, you're fugly! A picture of a diseased, dying bat would get more ratings over yours. You're so scared your carefully peddled deceit of pseudo-desirability would come crashing like the Twin Towers in the full view of the onlookers you've deceived thus far, hence your fear of a face being attached to your person.

I see the end from the beginning. Your story is as predictable as a HollyWood horror movie - you both end the same way.

I hope your fake nails break in your bumhole as you try to wipe it clean of excreta. I hope your fake lashes causes you more skin rashes than your bleaching cream. [/b]

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Romance › Re: Wrong Perception Of The Adam And Eve Couple(PICs) by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:51pm On Mar 29, 2017

ZarZar:
Ooh, my eyes!!! So much filter. Who has low self-esteem now? What are you hiding with all that filter? I guess filter has now become make-up for the insecure man Snide remarks aside, you're just OK. Looking like Kemen.

And oh, point of note, I never back down but I will not post my picture because you say so. I make the commands here & you obey them! End of.

Just as I predicted, you wouldn't upload your picture 'cause you're ugly. THE BEAUTIFUL ONES ALWAYS FLAUNT IT.

I'm arguably the most confrontational persona to frequent this section but I've never hidden my identity. That's confidence. You, on the other hand, are just one of the ubiquitous, happy-go-lucky attention-cravers strutting the 'streets' of this section of the cyberspace looking to inflate your self-esteem (which is at its nadir, obviously) just to help you live through each day.

We've had a gazillion of you in this section - from the PunkyVs to the EstharFabians to the MzNellys- who were eventually revealed for what they really were - insecure, little ugly brats. Soon you'd fade into nothingness- like the street urchins before you.

Oh! I know you have a protruding forehead and sagged chin like all South Africans.

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Romance › Re: Wrong Perception Of The Adam And Eve Couple(PICs) by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:28pm On Mar 29, 2017*

ZarZar:
Fit & good looking, you say? Let's see So we can decide who is really the butt of the joke.

Be my guest. I'd upload mine and take it down in the next ten minutes. You'd only affirm my assertions about you being low-self-esteemed and overly-artificial if you don't upload yours.

Here's mine. Now be the chicken you are and back down from the challenge.

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Politics › Re: Domestic Violence/abuse - Shouldn't Women Share A Mini-portion Of The Blame? by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:17pm On Mar 29, 2017

[b] The author raised valid points yet the validity is arguable depending on what spectrum of truth is being examined when his points pass through the prism of rationality.
It's not exactly surprising that men tend to initiate physical assault to counter the hurting feeling from women's verbal abuse. Both genders are victims but the adverse effects on the female folk is more noticeable because it is physical. Then again, I don't think people become abusive overnight.
Men who physically abuse their women certainly showed such traits while dating the said women. If the women looked well enough, they would have noticed the same men have always assaulted their younger sisters when provoked or react violently when antagonized but they overlooked the obvious signs thinking the men are projects to be worked on. The same applies to men who stick to verbally abusive women.
If my Missy puts no lid on her temper enough to stick to non-abusive words to voice her anger everytime we argue, then she needs psychological help not me. I certainly don't need a woman who'd push me to hit her. I don't want the "woman beater" tag.
Basically, stay away from supposed lovers who'd goad you into becoming a monster and a psychologically mess...till one or both of you can act rational. It's safer for you both. [/b]

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Romance › Re: Wrong Perception Of The Adam And Eve Couple(PICs) by TheSonOfMark(m): 11:53am On Mar 29, 2017

ZarZar:
YOUR girls ;DBesides you can't be fat & choosy. You seem to be taking my comment personal, wassamatter?

Taking your comment personal? Why? 'Cause I didn't fill my prequel post with needless emoticons?

I'm as fit and good-looking as can be. Half the folks who frequent this section have seen my pictures so the joke is on you. I bet you can't upload a make-up-free picture of yourself. Let's upload both our pictures if you're half the female you portray to be.

I was referring to the African female folk in general, nationality irrespective.

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Romance › Re: Wrong Perception Of The Adam And Eve Couple(PICs) by TheSonOfMark(m): 11:30am On Mar 29, 2017

ZarZar:
I was a bit surprised too because most of the guys we've seen had bodies like Father Christmas, while this one looks taut & fit Ho, ho, ho!

True... Most of the girls we've seen had their faces caked with drumloads of emulsion paint, bleached skins and multi-hued knuckles , eyes adorned with fake lashes with claw-like, artificial extensions passing for finger and toenails, while this one looks , well, not like them...except for the fake weaves.

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Celebrities › Re: Comedian Jenkins Osoru Proposes To Mary Elaye By Singing & Kneeling Down by TheSonOfMark(m): 7:10pm On Mar 28, 2017

decatalyst:
Why are you giving the full description of Jesus nau?

Awesome! Wicked! No other reply would have been fitting.

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Family › Re: Hinging Your Essence On Marriage: A Distorted Perception by TheSonOfMark(m): 7:00pm On Mar 24, 2017

udumosam23:
Bros dis your grammar too much. summarize what you meant in English, then we can discuss it.

Dey people wey dey speak dis kind grammer don port comot naija because of the recession. Na we remain.

So if wan communicate, better forget grammer talk wetin person go fit read comprehend without reading it again. If not, this tread no matter how important it looks, will be unpopular.

The author/original writer's verbiage is as simple as interactive articles go; certainly not grandiloquent or flowery. Just 'cause the average young person in contemporary times chooses to communicate with the most banal, simplistic and inarticulate sentences doesn't mean everyone should lower their literary standards. Scurry back and get sucked into your blackhole of ignorance and stop infecting folks in this 'corner' of the cyberspace with your unintelligence!

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Travel › Re: Xenophobia: See What This Kenyan Living In RSA Has To Say by TheSonOfMark(m): 3:47pm On Mar 24, 2017

Vhicktor:
thes.onofmark.. our Southie brothers are spewing dust on this thread, happy that there's no one ready enough to send them scurrying away. Let's obliterate 'em

LOL. This sure made me chuckle .

I'd go through the prequel posts and, as sure as death, if the South Africans are foolhardy enough to have taken shots at their Nigerian betters then I'd help send them to their mental Hades...where they truly belong.

Culture › Re: Top 5 Traditional Dances In Nigeria by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:53pm On Mar 20, 2017*

leederrty1997:
Beautiful words. You must be a poet! Can you brief me on how it is performed? I mean Mbre ntuk abaikpa.

It's better experienced than imagined but I'd try to project one of such scenarios on your mind.

Imagine girls between the ages of 7 and 14 singing in unison, all decked in two-pieced attires of colourful African print wrappers, backs bent and feet moving to the frenzied beats emanating from local drums. Not for a second do they take their eyes of each other but they are conscious enough to the cheering wall of people surrounding them that they beam smiles and do a routine dance acknowledgement when you're moved enough to gift them monetary appreciation.

The music? The music is beautiful! Not mindless, rhythmic ramblings but meaningful words you can relate to. It's like a tell-it-all sing-song. The gossips making the rounds in the community are even fused into the songs.

The last time I witnessed one was 6 years ago in my hometown but it's still as vivid as a starlit sky on a cloudless night.

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Culture › Re: Top 5 Traditional Dances In Nigeria by TheSonOfMark(m): 5:55pm On Mar 20, 2017*

Almost instinctively, I knew the famed 'Ekombi'dance would top the list. You have to give it to the Akwa-Cross people. Beautiful dance steps. The gentle flow of undulating body parts; the right balance struck between obscene eccentricity and graceful swaying. You can't help but be enthralled by the almost synchronized steps to the light tapping of drums and melodious song renditions. And the females? Heavily beaded on every limb and waist, they lure you to imitate them like master puppeteers.

OP, there's also the ' Mbre ntuk abaikpa'which is roughly translated as "Performing arts of young girls". Not as famed and graceful as the Ekombi but nonetheless, it's a sight to behold.

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Romance › Re: Ladies, Please Stop Doing This On Instagram by TheSonOfMark(m): 6:37pm On Mar 17, 2017

sunshyne20:
Hi Ki.mbra, how are you doing today, just checked my notifications and realized you made a post today.
Just wanted to say Hi, it's being a while and to wish you a splendid weekend.
#your birthday booting right?
#27th on our minds.

What the...?! Dude, there's something called "self-respect".
Why make yourself seem servile to a random female on the cyberspace?

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Politics › Re: Akwa Ibom Tops 2016 FAAC Allocation With Over N116.6 Billion – NEITI by TheSonOfMark(m): 6:00pm On Mar 17, 2017

Fifthcolumnist:
Go on and fool yourself on a public forum. I've dignified you enough with my replies. I won't dignify you further by retaliating.

Have a good night rest

You should have thought about your sanctimonious public image when you insulted insulted Akwaibomites.

Of course, I'd have a good night's rest - something you can't lay claim to since you reside in a neighbourhood over-run by violent, rampaging cultists-cum-militants.

Family › Re: Lady Gets 9 Stitches On Her Head After Being Married To Hubby For One Month by TheSonOfMark(m): 5:56pm On Mar 17, 2017

jakandeola:
am not saying is right cos he over did it. he shdnt beat her so mych to injure her but I will beat my women so she respect me. as I beat her I love her more

Beating a female would only make her fear you, not respect you. Erm, have you ever thought about getting your head examined? Trust me, you really should.

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Politics › Re: Akwa Ibom Tops 2016 FAAC Allocation With Over N116.6 Billion – NEITI by TheSonOfMark(m): 5:43pm On Mar 17, 2017

Fifthcolumnist:
I'm from Delta state; come and beat me. People like you think everyone who doesn't share your view is your enemy.

I no get time for online quarrels. Carry your goods else where.

You're from Delta? Frigging ironic...and hilarious too.

Same Delta competing with Edo/Bayelsa for the "Worst Roads Awards" in the South?
Same Delta who have world-famous governors as thieves yet the brainwashed youths cheer them on?
Same Delta where youth prefer vices as against valour on the 'battlefield' of dignified work?

Need I go on?

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Politics › Re: Akwa Ibom Tops 2016 FAAC Allocation With Over N116.6 Billion – NEITI by TheSonOfMark(m): 5:33pm On Mar 17, 2017

Fifthcolumnist:
Oya, no be fight! carry your whahala go. I'm not the enemy.

Besides I'm not from the south east. Adieu

Predictable retort. Scared of mentioning your state? That in itself is telling enough.

Politics › Re: Akwa Ibom Tops 2016 FAAC Allocation With Over N116.6 Billion – NEITI by TheSonOfMark(m): 5:31pm On Mar 17, 2017

evexx1:
Udom is receiving these amounts and he is busy sleeping?
He hasn't done anything since he became Gov.

Smh

He actually has. As against Akpabio who focused on Uyo, its neighbouring L.G.As and Ikot Ekpene, Udom has significantly performed in Eket Senatorial District which didn't get as much attention as it deserved and still deserves under Akpabio. Ikot Abasi-Mkpat Enin-Eket road has been expanded and renovated. Also there's significant work going on in Oro Nation L.G.As. I believe the completion of Ibaka Seaport is a requisite to launching Akwaibom as a major economic hub.

Politics › Re: Akwa Ibom Tops 2016 FAAC Allocation With Over N116.6 Billion – NEITI by TheSonOfMark(m): 5:21pm On Mar 17, 2017

puremind1:
The problem of you people frm Akwa Ibom is that your governors will continue to enslave you perpetually because you are brainless. Here in my compound in Ondo, there are 3 girls frm Akwa Ibom who are house maids. The guy was just praising Awolowo( the ojukwus tomentor) for the good work he did despite the paucity of money. No politician in this present Nigeria is not a thief but Apabio was more of armed robber. Your girls litter yorubaland wearing a toga of house girls ( Omo odo). Are u happy at that despite the huge allocation your governors receive. You lots need to be extradited to the idiotic gods that created you!!!

You mean the mud-encrusted streets of Ondo? You mean the illiterate, impoverished, perpetually-drunk, fetish retro-humans called the Ilajes? You mean the appallingly-poor, filthy Ondos who redefined the term "squalor"? You mean the sprawling slums built on murky waters?

Your Ondo State would never be as developed as Akwaibom State.

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Romance › Re: Ladies, Be Proud Of Your Bodycount! by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:41pm On Mar 11, 2017

kimbra:
Guys do. Some would even say they're virgins, just so you don't judge them.

The female folks do it mostly. I don't want my past hunting me and the few guys have dated where not casual relationships so I tend to open up more easily.

As long as the afore-highlighted is true, I'd cage my curiosity about the female's past.

kimbra:
When I see one who's being truthful I would know.

Her current age should be a determining factor, the year she had this first relationship should be considered. If sex was involved how long has she been celibating and would she say none of her specs has asked her out after her first relationship?. most of them lie blindly to boast their ego or feel better off.

She's supposedly nineteen - "supposedly" being the operating word here. Premised on that supposition, her assertion seems tenable and believable.

Celebrities › Re: 'Heavily Drunk’ Tonto Dikeh Pulled Gun On Ex-Husband's Guard - Ghanaian Police by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:24pm On Mar 11, 2017

Stevoohlicent:
what the hell is happening to our women this days?

When you tell men - your friends even - to avoid petty, superficial women who are wild, casual and uncultured cheats, they retort, "Dude, calm the _fuck_ down! You're too picky and judgemental!" They forget bad women never really change, they just pretend. They always learn the hard way!

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Romance › Re: Ladies, Be Proud Of Your Bodycount! by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:01pm On Mar 11, 2017*

kimbra:
Guys are also guilty, ask them of their body count and it's always 2 or 3. What happened to the rest?.

Have you really interacted with guys? Guys exaggerate their body count. Even virgin boys or relatively inexperienced ones would brag about having threesomes_ with girls just so their friends would pat them repeatedly on the back with ego-swelling statements like ," Bad guy! Dude, you're the real MVP!"
Tell a group of friends you've had just three or two women in your life and they'd look at you condescendingly like you're a half-man or something.

The bottom line is, reducing body count is nearly entirely a female thing.

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Romance › Re: Ladies, Be Proud Of Your Bodycount! by TheSonOfMark(m): 11:52am On Mar 11, 2017

kimbra:
For me, I have nothing to hide. If you don't like my past then use the exit door!.

One silly ass said she has had one boyfriend and she's actively dating.

What if she's actually right? Technically she might have dated one guy; that's if you exclude the probable numerous one-night-stands and the not-so-defined groping and humping with random guys at birthday parties.

The annoying thing isn't even the high body counts but folks who have sex outside the confines of defined relationships. A lot of ladies - scratch that, they aren't ladies- are increasingly more open to the idea of wild, random sex in drunk _orgies.

A girl who's open to casual sex is what most guys can't tolerate, not one who's had it with someone/people she dated.

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Romance › Re: Counter Thread To "Lies Women Tell Themselves" by TheSonOfMark(m): 5:27pm On Mar 10, 2017*

AfroSamurai:
Kay ma man. You know I always love to give in to them.

One shouldn't deny his loins the pleasure to be quenched by an alluring and enticing feeling as slippery as the passage way of a well rounded, curved and blessed lass.

It's always too nice to tell that lil man, "down boy" whenever he wants to show he has a mind of his own.

Let the fiery Phoenix be quenched and quelled by the river of eternal lust and love as embedded between the thighs of a beautiful lass.

LOL.

Joe! Sure it works for you.

I'm disciplining myself to keep the vows (the emotional contract) when I get bounded legally with my future better half.

I just want my daughters to adore me as much as I'd love them when I have them 'cause they've never seen me hurt their mum - my wife - emotionally (by cheating) or physically (by assaulting).

I want my daughters to actually believe men can stay faithful 'cause their father does same to their mum.

Easier said/opined than practised? Hell yeah! But one has to start practising somewhere, with someone.

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Romance › Re: Counter Thread To "Lies Women Tell Themselves" by TheSonOfMark(m): 5:10pm On Mar 10, 2017

Shortyy:
Wow Wow *Clapping!!! finally a REAL MAN!!

No, I'm not a "real man" - there are no fake men.

I'm just one who's learnt how to deal with those temptations quicker than other men...and it doesn't necessarily make me a moral lighthouse to the docking ships of men.

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Romance › Re: Counter Thread To "Lies Women Tell Themselves" by TheSonOfMark(m): 4:50pm On Mar 10, 2017*

DonGalilo:
Everybody is shouting "women shouldn't settle for less" but what has been predestined can't be changed.
Funny enough, women are getting married to potential cheating husbands everyday. Probably, some of these men had no intention of cheating on their wives before marriage but they would later succumb due to incessant seduction from the opposite sex who find them irresistible. Some people will quickly conclude that real men should be able to resist any temptation but temptation is in degrees.
If you are the type that got married or will get marry to a faithful man by luck, u would really need to thank your stars, because is not by power or by expertise and if u eventually falls in to the group of not so lucky ones, what is expected of you is to assess your marriage to know where the problem comes from.
Am not in support of those women who leave their matrimonial home hastily as a result of infidelity from their husband and at the same time, am not an advocate of infidelity because it's one of the sources of disaster in marriage but above all, nobody is infallible.

There's no such thing as predestination. There's a reason why humans were given the power of choice.
Choices determine your fate. If predestination were real, the power of choice would have been taken away.

It's your choice to cheat or not. You are not a dog or he-goat ruled purely by instincts; in this case, sexual impulses that must be satisfied at all costs.

It's your choice to stick to the terms of the emotional contract with your woman. It's your choice to fight the alluring, tempting invitations by other women or give in to them.

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Romance › Re: Lies Women Tell To Themselves. by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:35pm On Mar 10, 2017

obiorathesubtle:

You want to give me guilty conscience.. Eh
.my tuutuutu..

After the first toritori.. We'll go for round 2,3,4,5,6 till we are down with paralysis..

Afterall.. You're a Calabar girl..

Easy with the stereotyping. Being "Calabar" isn't the basic requisite to be sexually liberal.

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Romance › Re: Lies Women Tell To Themselves. by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:05pm On Mar 10, 2017

Jman06:
It still beats my imagination how Nigerians reason! No wonder the country is in a mess.

Where else in the world do people make excuses for cheats

Everywhere! People cheat everywhere and aren't shamed for it in most supposedly developed countries of the world.

Jhene Aiko cheated with Big Sean even though she is married to someone else. She's moved in with him even though she is still legally married..and she's not being slut-shamed.

Will and Jada Smith are reportedly in an open relationship where each is free to sleep with others.

It's not uncommon to see "In An Open Relationship" on the social media profiles of Americans and Brits. Folks act like it's normal but even I - for all of my supposed liberality- am still culturally shocked by it.

Justifying cheating isn't peculiar to Nigerians.

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