₦airaland Forum

Toks2008:
Do you know why I'm still single at 41 even when I could just get married to any available lady?

I want to make sure I get a lady who is sexually pleasing to my eyes,cooks well and loves God.

If I have all these in a lady and she maintains proper decirum then she will beg me to cheat on her.

I just don't understand why I should start sleeping around when I have what I want in one lady.

Some say I'm too picky but I would rather be picky and get what I want than settle for just any option and cheat on her or live my sexual life fantasizing about another lady.

kimbra:
Well said too. But please I would like you to sincerely answer this question in respect to "How often you call your spouse".

If you love someone as you claimed. won't hearing from the said person be your priority?...I am not saying you should call on daily basis. But at least once or twice a week is cool, unlike in a few weeks or whenever you damn feel like. It's so common among most guys and very annoying.

Aha! Therein lies the problem. Some women - scratch that, all women - expect you to call them daily to say those sweet nothings that make them go mushy and gooey inside. They justify that expectation with "Couples should always communicate with themselves at all times".

How regularly do I call? On alternate days, bi-weekly, daily (if she's ill or depressed or grieving)...Basically according to the dictates of my heart or the circumstances but certainly not predictable.

Then again, you females tend to take guys who are overly expressive of their feelings less seriously so dudes like me would always remain dudes like me - unpredictable.

kimbra:
I don't think you should end the relationship just because he's good at keeping malice.

While keeping malice with you does he later become vindictive?.

Does he bring in third parties at the time of malice?.

Does he remind you of the past which has been settled when newer misunderstandings ensure?.

some people are just wired to keep to themselves when offended...You should know his personality type. Good thing is, he always realize his mistakes and apologize while others don't. But, if the answers to those questions is "Yes", then they're a deal-breakers!.

Papykush:
They look good but "Fine boy" don't pay the bills though

Jodha:
That OLOSHO is playing with fire.. And trust me.. She's gonna get burnt...

I agree fully with the person that said.. She was hypotonized... She doesn't look normal to me
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BLoomfrancs:
So much painment rolled up in one stupid post.
You pitiful directionless son of a chinhuahua should always address the issue from a singular point of view. I thought you were talking of Akwacross now you want to extend your madness to the whole of Cross River.

From your utterances, I couldnt help but observe that you are but a snowball of ignorance. All this you have vomited was what you were fed wif, made to believe; after the war for you brainwashed recalcitrant to keep seeing the Igbos wif a goggle of enmity but whimper like a mangy dog when you hear the roar of the northerners who are your true oppressors.
I may excuse your naivety because you are just a kid who never knew what happened during the civil war.

I bet the person who brainwashed you didn't tell you what happened to bakassi peninsula; why it was forcibly taken from you and given to Cameroon.

I am very much sure that up until this instance, you haven't taken out time to ask why the seaport in the south isn't functioning but a seaport was commissioned sometime ago in the faraway north.

I also know that your heavily poisoned mind has succeeded in clouding your thinking for you not to be able to ask why your people are indigent while a channel of pipelines was constructed to siphon your oil from the Niger Delta to a refinery in Kaduna to serve the northerners.

Which will I say and which will I leave out?
Try as you might, you are just a pathetic nonentity.

gartamanta:
Really? Are you aware that a man from this area you are talking about, General Philip Effiong, was the last President of Biafra?

Dont claim to speak for anyone, they can speak for themselves in a referendum

Dude, I am as Ibibio as Philip Effiong was. Screw it ; I am more Ibibio than Philip Effiong ever was! All right-thinking Ibibios dissociated themselves from the Biafra scam when the aforementioned greed-fueled scheming in my prequel post was brought to fore.

Philip Effiong was asked to ditch the Biafra cause as far back as 1968 but he tried to be a hero, captaining a deserted, sinking ship and till his death, he was treated like a leper.

Philip Effiong was treated and buried like a commoner! Till date, he's never celebrated in his hometown and, by extension, Akwaibom State. You want to argue facts with KingSLAY? Bring it on!

Cursed be any being who tries to lump us into the downhill snowballing mound of disaster called "Biafra"!

BLoomfrancs:
We folks of the Akwa-Cross... hahahahaha

‘We folks’ indeed.

Nah only you be the mouth wey dey speak for Akwa-Cross?

Zoogerian!

gartamanta:
Someone should tell the 'efulefu' that there is no tribe in Nigeria called 'Ibos'. Kanu does not represent Ibos or Igbos. Kanu represents the indigenous ethnic nationalities of Southern Nigeria (Biafrans) such as Igbos, Efik, Ibibio, Ijaw, Ogoni and others.

rawpadgin:
the one that's having sambisa forest around is face have a poorer dress sense.
who wears a baseball cap on native

BluntMadmoiselle:
...I got to sit back to request for her phone number.
I called her after 3 days but she was rushing somewhere that morning and I promised to call back but when I was free to call, i felt it was late. I had to respect her privacy, knowing the fact that it is out of place to call a lady after 8:30pm.
However, she called me 2 days later and said I didn’t call as promised and I apologized.

That night I called before 10pm and somehow, we were on the phone till about 1am which affected her sleep pattern...

Déjà vu! Same sequence of events, almost the same replies...

I like the fact that the dude didn't overly pester her. Call a woman but don't seem desperate and if she's too much in a haste not to talk at length, she should be the one to call back - courtesy demands she does so. If she doesn't, move on - she's not worth the stress and ridicule of seeming servile or subservient.

Jafar1:
Steal your girl's phone and text her best friend saying “I'm pregnant” and if she replies “by who” your girl is a hoe. If she reply "again?" Your girl is a hoe master.
~ Hoe Rules

RedRubberDucky:
[color=crimson] and how would u know what I look like if not u stared me down lunatic.

Go back ta playing warlord in romance section and keep off my profile[/color]

RedRubberDucky:
[color=crimson]None is above a spelling mistake now and again.

Anyway I see you've climbed from that heck hole u call a apartment to come online and troll . I'm not interested in playing taday. Bye[/color]

I've never been interested in "playing" with or getting to know you. You're flat, skinny and with an ugly, freckled face. What's worse, you're unintelligent!
How's life in your slum abode? When are you going to join your brothers in jail?

RedRubberDucky:
[color=crimson]U have physiological issues. [/color]

It's "psychological", not "physiological". Then again, I don't expect a lowly slave to be smart.

Never try to be more than who you are - a third rate, servile being.

RedRubberDucky:
[color=crimson]u obviously do if u can't see that a lot of 9ja movies are no were near the caliber of Hollywood

continue to live in denial doh if it helps [/color]

sorextee:
lovely....
in Nigeria nko?
the lady wears a white wedding gown, either she be virgin or not.
either she get pikin out of wedlock or not...

in my church, if u re guilty of the above,
you would be made to wear a pink gown,
no veil on ur face, and the wedding wont hold on saturdaay. but sunday..

kateskitty:
It is you Nigeria Guys that have a problem with chatting a lady
One minute you guys are professing love like it is water
Two minutes you guys are proposing marriage.

Nigeria guys learn from that chat yourself

SirWere:
Someone is whimpering right now and it ain't PSG, that's for sure

And where's your hero

I'm sure fans are whimpering for him right now

MrMystrO:
I greet You Boss! Predictor if the Year.

You dudes have earned the right to troll...today. I'm still trying to deal with the reality of it.

My Man.United-cum-Madrid-loving friends have been doing their best to piss me off since last night.

Madrid better not lose tonight. I'd be here scalping its fans for days on end.

Omoakinsuyi:
Cavani will finish Barca

Dream on... Tonight, Barça would take PSG to bed and screw them till they whimper and beg for 'Messi' with the footballing world cheering on. After all, it's Valentine's day.

Força Barça!

Ujoan:
Stupid and pretentious thread. . . Karma my behind!

What of the Dogs of married men? What's their kw karma? Afterall they are the major actors in the destruction of their homes.

Yeye dey smell!

Stupedinluv:
I made my point loser

Stupedinluv:
Post like this should be deleted as soon as they are typed cos they are from the silliest parts of the brain.

Hilariously ironic coming from a freak of nature who's so dumb she(?) created a sobriquet to pledge her (?) allegiance to the League of Stùpid beings. The joke's on you.

Now hit the report button or mention Myñd44 to hide my rebuttal and/or place a forum-wide restriction on my moniker.

CplusJason:
I guess you've visited all the south-south and south-east state...

xstry:
you're a bloody fool.

Henrydone:
Oga traveller you need to visit uyo, uyo roads are wider with well defined interchange.I don't think it makes sense comparing uyo and Enugu when it comes to road

mrvitalis:
Uyo over enugu?? Ur really high