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IamRaizo:Maybe it is but then again, maybe it isn't. Maybe there are more obvious reasons. Women would always have the urge to show off the men in their lives to the public 'cause every woman - no matter how they try to deny it - has the impulsive urge to swell her self-esteem by proving she can hook a man in a romantic relationship. Women comparatively on the whole have self-esteem problems than men. It's why an Uche Jumbo would impersonate her estranged husband on Instagram to prove to strangers than she's still feminine enough to keep him. Or why a Tonto Dike would flood social media with staged pictures intended to paint a more colourful depiction of her marriage to Churchill just to impress random persons. Arguing or living in self-denial wouldn't change it. It's just the way women are. |
Alright then, doctor. We'd all stick to the simplistic , stereotyped positions while tumbling beneath the sheets with our better halves. Hopefully we all wouldn't have lost interest in sex before a lasting cure is found. |
You just had to lengthen your post by enlisting mundane points. The specifics of what a girl wants in a relationship vary from girl to girl and no one list sums them all. Nonetheless, every girl in a relationship wants: 1. Defined, clear-cut direction of the relationship : She likes to know if she's just a friend or a girlfriend. And if it's the later, what the end-game of the dating would be. 2. Comfort: It could be financial stability or just the sheer pleasure of having a stake in your abode. 3. Compatibility: This explains itself. It could be emotional , intellectual , sexual compatibility or more. Everything a girl craves for in a relationship is a subset of the afore-explained points. There you have it. Enough with the needless , lengthy embellishments. |
SalomonKane:Well, some girls have scanty hair on their eyebrows so I guess they can explain that away. You know, augmenting the hair with varied colours. What I can't seem to understand is why a female whose nails aren't defective would chose to add another layer of artificial nails on them. Call me judgemental or worse but I'd never date a girl who fixes her nails. First, most are lazy with domestic chores. Picture this: James: "Katie, lets have edikaikong soup for lunch. There's fluted pumpkin leaves in the kitchen. I'd assist you. Katie: I'd love to but if I slice the leaves it would ruin my nails. James: So, what are you suggesting? Katie: I'd take it to the vegetable stall down the road or you help me slice it while I cook it. James: Kate, it's raining heavily. Besides, it's a Sunday; the stall isn't open for business. Kate: Let's eat cereals then 'cause I don't want to ruin these nails. Apart from cooking or other such domestic chores, they never really get hands-on. |
Good question. I've always tried to wrap my head around why anyone would fix artificial nails and worse, long, claw-like extensions. Sister or girlfriend, cousin or friendly acquaintance, I resent with everything in me. |
MishAyaiya1:Mish! What happened, man? You released "Akwa Ibom Ayaya" (which was massive and is still the preferred song for the state-themed jingles). Then came "Every Woman Is Beautiful" , the video followed and that was it. Where have you been? It's been years. |
akblings:Those are the literal meanings of those name. That we stick to certain interpretations doesn't make their synonyms invalid. |
One of those moments when I can't help but be embarrassed on someone-else's behalf 'cause they lack the self-awareness to feel it. What the...?! Give the woman some dignity. You don't just project her to viewing strangers on the internet like she's some bytes of Google ads. What's worse? It's being done on Twitter where nearly everyone logs on to have sadistic fun mocking other persons just for retweets. Good intention, wrong approach. |
akblings:Alternatively, "Ukeme" could also mean "Will" like "Uduak"; While "Unwana" could mean "Luminance" , "Radiance" or simply, "Light". |
SalomonKane:Trust me, when you go fully bearded, you'd never like the clean-shaven look again. In an impulsive moment of football fanaticism, I bet with some friends that I was going to shave my beards if Barcelona fails to qualify against Juventus in the UCL Semi-finals. I thought we'd make the miraculous comeback against PSG happen again. Needless to state, Barcelona didn't qualify and I had to hold up to my end of the bargain - I shaved completely. I couldn't recognize myself for three weeks until I was fully bearded again even though folks kept saying I still look nice without the beards. Try going bearded. |
Lalas247:Same applies to females. Any man who allows himself fully trust a female non-relative should have his palate tattooed with a red-hot spike. The resulting pain would pale in significance when compared to the psychological trauma he'd have when she betrays his trust. |
Honesty007:Beardless guys always whining. |
Mimzyy:Belated response but yes! Team Heavily-bearded Gang is the new cool. Just how the ladies love it. Clean , thick laser-sharp lines and silky soft. |
[quote author=Lav--eda post=59587374]Lol beautiful. I always imagine life after marriage, spending lives together and all. I hope you two stand the test of time.. Happy married life.[/quote][quote author=shinar--laura post=59590527]Ur wife is beautiful. Hml[/quote][quote author=Khu--tie post=59588276]°°°Wowwww! Beautiful... Yhur Bae is damn bigg and pretty. Grace of God upon ya two.[/quote][quote author=pami--jlove post=59587601]Lekpa and orobo.... Chonkghrathsz ........ Congrats abutchi and unieee my korean friends. i mean congratulations to u both..[/quote] Women... Always fantasizing about nuptials and their envisaged lives with their supposed Prince Charming... Thirteen or thirty, they are the same... |
czarina:Sometimes one has to skip the niceties and hit folks with the home truth. |
FortuneTeller:What the...? Little wonder the females who frequent this section are referred to "witches". Breaking homes is your full-time job. |
She looks trim and fit but he has a beer gut. Seemingly contradicting physical features. Then again, they compliment themselves mentally - they are both senseless. |
Of course; if both are in different fulfilling and defined relationships with other people. The operative words being "fulfilling and defined relationships". |
Your post title and the accompanying write-up are contradicting. That stated, the bride-to-be's make-up is heavy, too heavy. You don't have to look like a drag queen or a rain-soaked clown with weaves to look beautiful. |
Maybe your stated assertion is then reason; then again, maybe it's not. Maybe it's because when the chips are down, women - the ones deeply involved in a romantic relationship - bear the brunt of promiscuity more than men. It's a woman who has to stay strong for the kids while her supposed better half - her husband - is busy inserting his phallus in between the thighs of every female he coys into willingly sleeping with him. It's the girl who's invested everything emotionally into a relationship with her man who suffers the emotional trauma of the future she's built in her head drift from her grasp 'cause her supposed man is involved with a promiscuous girl. So, yeah, I suppose women have a gazillion reasons to hate other unashamedly promiscuous women if you look closely enough. |
Are you sure she's Nigerian? I know our women can be daring enough to shock even the most extroverted person but this ? This is madness. |
He's trying to pull a 'Jay Z' on us 'cause he knows we'd demand encores. If rap must be preached then we need a disciple like Jude. |
ZarZar:First off, your brain cells have been frying, literally. Isn't that what the scalding, scorching heat of the Kalahari Desert has been doing you and yours for years? It's what fate has in store for you - to rot and your corpse being scavenged by vultures. Secondly, you don't "hear" via text, you "read" which renders the claptrap you wrote there as what it is - claptrap, hogwash. But you wouldn't know all of these, would you? You were sucking random phalluses in bars before you reached puberty. You're right about one thing - you've been entertaining me. You're mine to do as I please. I see you want to take a break; you want to go attend to some 'clients', right? Of course you'd be back when I yank your leash, Fuglyna. |
ZarZar:Running out of retorts? Kind of similar to your abode running out of non-HIV-infected persons, right? Of course, you're bored. I mean, for a wench who's only earned a living from age thirteen with the moist passage between her thighs, I understand how tedious it is for you to use your brain. Normally, I get paid for schooling folks this much but I want no part of your prostituting earnings. Buy ARV drugs with it. |
ZarZar:Fuglyna, you should realize by now that emotional blackmail doesn't work on me. Like all weaklings, I knew you'd try to use the "immature" quip as a defense. Is it any surprising that you're still neocolonized by whites in a land your ancestors first tilled? You're as dumb as everyone who shares your bloodline. You'd have thought about that when you went on the offensive. I am your god, your puppeteer. I control your actions. More than twice on this very thread you've stated your disinterest to take part in your e-pummeling...but all I need do is string the right words to pull your cord and you'd come charging at me like a deranged bull at a matador. "Ole!" Come, cow, charge at me. I want you enraged so I can enjoy the thrill of spearing your sides. |


. Just in case you have been trying to grow your beards and it is still as scanty as the veejay of a teen just attaining puberty, try methylated spirit mixed with weed, I learnt it works