johnoj24: Don't be a fool. You think you owns your body? The giver of your body gave it for a purpose but you misinterpreted it by using if for rubish called masturbation. You better pray to God to forgive and deliver you from that disgusting/ irritating act before that life of yours is taken and the life less body is buried then you end up in hell.
Nggs121: Most times on nairaland I see fools yammering about how they want to stop masturbation and crying to god like cry babies. If you ask them why they want to stop it, they mention nothing sensible only some half baked crazy theories. They even say its immoral when their bible never mentions masturbation
Brothers and sisters, the thing you need to know is that nobody, and I mean nobody can tell you what to do with your body. Not your pastor, nor your brother or father nor anybody else! Only you have the right as long as you are not disturbing anybody else
If masturbation is what you enjoy, do it and for gods sake do not feel guilty!!
Let me tell you that the power any religion has over you is only that which you hand onto them
I can assure you that if god exists there are other things that are more important in this world for him to focus on that on what adults choose to do with their own time!!
People of like minds.... I need your input ooo
Let us liberate these fearful men and women thanks
loudspeaker there , very needed input ,the same mfs that tell women how to wear their clothes or how they should act
Skyfornia: During my first year in school, I was staying with my eldest brother who was a lecturer. One hot Saturday afternoon as I was alone in the sitting room(my elder brother travelled the previous day) watching a movie, suddenly everywhere seemed dark for like 5seconds, as I was trying to figure out why the room became dark on a sunny afternoon, I heard a knock on our door.
I opened the door and a young pretty lady was standing there and asking about a lecturer, she said people directed her to our house. I told her my brother is a lecturer but the name she is asking doesn't fit, to quench her curiosity, I asked her to come in so I can show her my brother's picture for verification.
After I showed her the picture, she confirmed he is not the lecturer she is looking for. I was expecting her to take her leave since she is satisfied but I discovered she was reluctant to leave..maybe cause the weather outside was very hot. I asked her to sit for few minutes and cool off before leaving, I equally offered her a cold malt drink.
As she was sipping her malt and watching the movie with me, I decided to take the opportunity as a guy man and try my luck..
I moved closer to her, crossed my hand over her shoulder, she didn't even move or shift her gaze from the television. I started fumbling with her brea3t..as she didn't complain, I shifted my other hand to her thigh(she was wearing gown). Started moving my hands to her pant, as soon as my hand got there, I started frolicking with her 'cherry'..all these while she didn't move or shake but maintained her gaze and focus on the television.
So I removed her pant, rushed inside the room and brought out a condom, as I was wearing the condom, it seemed her consciousness came back with full force. She shouted 'What are you doing'? Hurriedly wore her pant back and stormed out of the house. That was the last I saw her...
Jakumo: There you have it folks. Pastor Oledepo, desperately needing the free cash from his flock of sheep in his congregation, is now threatening to KILL any police officers drafted to enforce the temporary closure of ALL churches. These death threats are the words of a violent criminal, which is EXACTLY what Pastor Oledepo has revealed himself to be, now that his source of free, unearned cash has been threatened.
By threatening to use violence to KILL officers of the law in the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Pastor Oledepo has challenged the might of the federal government, and threatened to MURDER its officers, should they be drafted to ensure that churches remain closed, in order to prevent the spread of a deadly global pandemic.
This direct challenge to constituted authority, coupled with a threat of violent insurrection, issued by a power-drunk miracle pastor, must be taken VERY seriously by law enforcement officials, when they prepare to forcibly close that demented pastor's cattle sheds, where the poor and rich are fleeced of their cash to feed the greed of that deluded man of dog. The ball is now in the court of the Nigerian Police Force, and they will know exactly how to handle this ridiculous threat issued by a clearly deranged pastor, once and for all
Oh, and by the way, the instant the robber pastor is heard muttering nonsensical gibberish like in this video, the police need to just shoot him in the leg to stop the annoying noise, and prevent him for using coded phrases to order his armed bodyguards into attack mode.
Finally, Pastor Oledeopo, if you are reading these words, and getting angry, I suggest you go ahead and dare the police to come and confront you and your armed thugs, so that the honest world can then see what follows in living color. Thank you and phuck you very much in Jeeeeeus name, Amen.
I'm with you � especially the shooting in the leg part
I understand you stand point but i know what I'm talking about. He was handcuffed and he knocked the door at about 12am that night asking for help for whatever it is he was asking for, because i wasn't present, the moment my friends opened the door they were greeted by SARS officials, how does one explain that? Unfortunately for him, his roommate sold him out, in his own words he said he couldn't stand the guilt anymore. He showed to my friends the rough copy of the letter that was written for the officials. He planned everything out, interestingly a few weeks later he was caught trying to break into a friends room.
hopefulLandlord: Yep, that's an awesome miracle. fire once started in a hospital and almost all the patients died in the fire. the hospital was razed down and several properties destroyed. but all bibles and Qur'an weren't burnt so glory to God for choosing to save Bible and Qur'an rather than humans and properties. I'm sure you'd have acted like God too if you had the power
Allah be praised , his ability to save Bibles are 2nd to none
CAPSLOCKED: I AM NOT RELIGIOUS, BUT JUST LIKE PEOPLE FROM HUNDREDS OF OTHER RELIGIONS WORLDWIDE, I EXPERIENCE THESE FAVOURS AND MIRACLES. BUT WHEN WE'RE UNLUCKY, WE DIE. THERE'S NOTHING LIKE GOD'S GRACE PROTECTING YOU FOLKS. WE'RE JUST LUCKY TO BE ALIVE.
GoodBoi1: Yes, I've been working. Corona virus didn't really affect my activities. I'm glad knowing that the tithe and offerings financially empowers the church to bless people with material substances and do other good works.
TheAfricaQueen: Tell that to the first century African men who are still in living in the first century. They want ho.e.s for girlfriends but want a vir.g.in for a wife.
haha that's how they were brought up na , beef is with the society not men
Romance › Re: Covid19 : This Is Mad Ooooo by TheSourcerer: 10:39am On May 10, 2020
