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Romance › Re: Share Your Worst Ever Sexual Regret by TheSourcerer: 10:43pm On Apr 18, 2020
GreatResearcher1:
haha I justwanjted to tell him stfu

























fvck you!
haha I just wanted to even tell him to stfu
Romance › Re: OMG!16 Years Old Boy Post Bedroom Picture With His Girlfriend by TheSourcerer: 10:33pm On Apr 18, 2020
Notyamate:
I blame their parents. Wasted generation.
StFU old fart
Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Experience With Weird People You Have Encountered by TheSourcerer: 4:30pm On Apr 18, 2020
chuksp09:
Why am i feeling the loss even though i don't know him? cry
called Empathy , you're a good person/
Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Experience With Weird People You Have Encountered by TheSourcerer: 4:29pm On Apr 18, 2020
cezarman:
I am that friend gan gan!
hahaha abi
and you made this comment 4;20pm KUSH TIME!!!!
Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Experience With Weird People You Have Encountered by TheSourcerer: 4:26pm On Apr 18, 2020
Dannonye:
I sweat
I have a friend who farts when under pressure
but everybody sweats nah
Politics › Re: Help! How Do I Retrieve Money Illegally Deducted From Bank Account by TheSourcerer: 4:15pm On Apr 18, 2020
Same thing happened to me few weeks ago I told my brother to withdraw 15k from 20 which he did , only to see alert of 3k debit o,I thought I was hacked again because he was shocked
Crime › Re: A One Million Boys Gang Member Caught Today In My Area?graphic Pics by TheSourcerer: 4:09pm On Apr 18, 2020
BrightAhiah:
While CULTIST are forming being rugged but die like chicken
We the JJC or Obi popularly known as civilians or Jew man move freely and live longer...

LIKE if you re happy being a Jew man
SHARE if you hate CULTIST
Abi Jew men all the way
Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Experience With Weird People You Have Encountered by TheSourcerer: 3:44pm On Apr 18, 2020
Dannonye:
I sweat
I have a friend who farts when under pressure
not that weird think it's his body's natural reaction when under pressure literally.
Romance › Re: If You Were Arrested Without Explanation,what Will Your Family Assume You Did by TheSourcerer: 3:42pm On Apr 18, 2020
Unelephantable:
First of all, I'm not a teacher.
Second of all,maybe it's because I'm not a fan of private schools, that's why I disagree.
Battery is not the same thing as flogging a student,by the way.
I see , just don't go around hitting kids with a stick../flogging./physical abuse of a minor.
Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Experience With Weird People You Have Encountered by TheSourcerer: 1:08pm On Apr 18, 2020
Dannonye:
He isn't a freak.
He didn't chose his body's reaction
He was born with it
my hair stands when I'm afraid embarassed
Celebrities › Re: 10 Most Insane Celebrity Makeup Transformations (See Photos) by TheSourcerer: 12:49pm On Apr 18, 2020
Chi59:
Another post that will attract women - bashing comments. It's easy to insult women for enhancing their looks through makeup, forgetting that most of the acne that spoils a woman's face is due to hormones associated with menstruation or pregnancy, two things, a woman can't avoid.
Trash!
I support women or men to wear whatever they please make up or otherwise . any male bashing the women is just trying to pacify his fragile masculine ego
Celebrities › Re: How Infantile Woman Was Beaten And Burned To Death To Steal Baby In Hospital by TheSourcerer: 12:40pm On Apr 18, 2020
you should do better in presenting news , okay ? godSpeed
Culture › Our Culture. by TheSourcerer(op): 12:22pm On Apr 18, 2020
Several times I hear people say Africans are better than Americans because we have "Values and Respect" we raise our children better, we have long lasting marriages.
First of all, we don't raise children, we intimidate them into becoming timid docile adults who can't think for themselves, make life saving decisions but be asking "what do I do" after almost being murdered by their spouses, adults who won't leave when someone wants to clearly murder them because they have been told leaving a marriage is a shame and people will "talk" so you find an adult asking what to do in a clear situation.
We have intimidated kids into a total lack of curiosity. Instead of learning about diseases and seeking solutions to find cure, we simply tell them it's juju and say things like " what an old person can see sitting down, a young man can't see standing up" chikenan, this child whose curiosity may have helped us cure cancer is turned into one of them " Type Amen" characters on facebook stories of " This girl gave a stranger water and since then she became half paralyzed, may Destiny killers never see you", the now grown adult can't think or probe further to realise the lady may have had a stroke because the sitting down learned elder has told him Juju Exists and juju people sit and plot how to suck blood and steal destinies every day.
This is how a man will come back after 8 hours at work sit and wait for his wife who works 14 hours to come home and cook because they have told him that women must cook.
A woman will have N2 million in her account and wait for her husband to go and look for loan so they can pay school fees because they told her a man must provide
We create saddists: we flog kids into enjoying the pain of others. You flog a child till you draw blood then you are satisfied, child grows to be an adult who only finds joy when others are in pain.
We create robots; Don't question what the Pastor Said, don't think about doing good to others or saving a dying person just pay tithe even when you are owing your landlord. That is why thousands of women have died trying to prove they are Hebrew women when if they had actually stopped for a second to Read the Bible they would have seen the Hebrew women story was simply a white lie. They would have seen that only Sons of Levi can collect Tithes and the tribe of Levi disappeared 400 years ago. They would have read that tithes are meant to be shared with strangers who need help, widows and orphans but NO be a nasty person but just pay tithe, hence churches in every corner but wickedness in every cranny
We create adults who can't even think for themselves what they want in life, goals and dreams, Just grow, marry and born, chikenan, marry a certain kind of man of woman that is " wife or husband material" who cares if you are attracted to that kind of woman, she is wife material marry her, you can keep the type you like as a mistress because the kind of woman you like is not wife material.
We refuse to do away with redundant traditions like bride price because it is " symbolic" symbolic of what exactly? That's what we have been told na.
Violent relationships are " Normal" public display of affection even to ones child or spouse is " corruption or morals"
My dear Africans, leave that superiority chip biko . Let's live and let live.
Romance › Re: If You Were Arrested Without Explanation,what Will Your Family Assume You Did by TheSourcerer: 11:32am On Apr 18, 2020
Unelephantable:
Arrested where? Nigeria?
you probably teach deep village public schools, if you it a kid in a Society considered modern or a child from a new age family trust me you will face full battery charge on a minor and yes IN NIGERIA!
Romance › Re: If You Were Arrested Without Explanation,what Will Your Family Assume You Did by TheSourcerer: 11:24am On Apr 18, 2020
Eulalia:
That I flogged a student. tongue
Those children can tempt the hell out of you.
Working on that though. I now make them serve punishment like "picking pin" or "ride okada" and its seems to help reduce my flogging skills. grin

I reject arrest o. I will not be caught for such, I pray in Jesus name.
don't beat peoples kid or you'll be arrested
Family › Re: What I Did To The RAT That Ate My Cornflakes (photos) by TheSourcerer: 11:00am On Apr 18, 2020
DriggityDre:
No idea bruh. I might continue watching my movies. I always sleep late, tho.
okay ill message when the humans are asleep
Family › Re: What I Did To The RAT That Ate My Cornflakes (photos) by TheSourcerer: 10:19am On Apr 18, 2020
DriggityDre:
Nice, bruh. More ink to your pen/keys to your keyboard.
and more successful conference calls lol ,


so you staying up tonight?
Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Experience With Weird People You Have Encountered by TheSourcerer:
Makavelli25:
Had an encounter with a little child.

She would always see you coming no matter how you hide or tiptoe
Later heard she was a witch
LOL SHE HAS SHARP AUDITORY MEMBRANE I DO TOO. SHES NOT A WITCH SIR
Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Experience With Weird People You Have Encountered by TheSourcerer: 10:06am On Apr 18, 2020
AsawanaDgreat:
Tell me more about Abba Kyari
HE IS DEAD WHY?
Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Experience With Weird People You Have Encountered by TheSourcerer: 10:02am On Apr 18, 2020
SHOWS YOU HOW UNIQUE NIGERIANS ARE
FROM THE BOY WHOSE EYES TURN GREEN WHEN ANGRY TO THE GIRL WHO COULD 'PERFECTLY ' DECIPHER SITUATION FROM BODY LANGAUGES
THANK YOU FOR THIS POST OP
Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Experience With Weird People You Have Encountered by TheSourcerer: 10:02am On Apr 18, 2020
Franzese:
So I went out on a date with a very fine chic and when we settled to eat and stuff she talked about her her mum who down at the hospital due to some psychological/mental issues. I just ignored.

After about 25 minutes or so she starts to talk to herself intermittently and I was really puzzled. Up to the extent the ladies on a nearby table started looking at her. It made me think some of these mental issues might be hereditary.

I had to cut off the friendship. Painful tho,
MPD or Sczophenia , mostly MPD
Family › Re: What I Did To The RAT That Ate My Cornflakes (photos) by TheSourcerer: 8:10am On Apr 18, 2020
DriggityDre:
I no be early sleeper o. Normally, by this time, I'm either conducting research OR I am organizing a conference call. Lockdown sweet for me. Na movies and gaming dey keep me up.
'haha I'm the sleep schedule now ''you work? I'm an investigating journalist.freshly outta college
Family › Re: What I Did To The RAT That Ate My Cornflakes (photos) by TheSourcerer: 12:34am On Apr 18, 2020
DriggityDre:
Lmao. Serial killers are mostly smart with high IQ. I still don't know why but I believe it might be as a result of civilization and advancement.
Even that David West guy in PH, that guy was an armatuer grin
I swear major amateur. What are you doing up still though haha
Health › Re: 51 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Nigeria. Total 493. 17 deaths. 159 discharged by TheSourcerer: 12:26am On Apr 18, 2020
MzTunechi:
Ahhhhhhh

Is this thing ending anytime soon huh God have mercy on us
I think God is incapable of doing shit
Family › Re: What I Did To The RAT That Ate My Cornflakes (photos) by TheSourcerer: 12:23am On Apr 18, 2020
DriggityDre:
Aah. Let's just say I'm intrigued by some of these infamous killers. Dahmer's story shook me the most. Gein's own was just crazy too.
Reading their bio from around 12AM to 6AM that day, I nearly forgot to upload a certain report grin
haha I know right , have you noticed the lack of serial killers here ? They attack in groups here , or mistaken Murder or Crime of passion (which is more common) why do we have less thinking killers than the loud rowddy ones,I e herdsmen and the rest like ritualists
Family › Re: It Is Better To Steal Food Than To Die Of Hunger by TheSourcerer: 5:06pm On Apr 17, 2020
bukatyne:
Hopefully, you are not roasted with Tyre.

The people you are stealing from, do you know how they got the food?

Are they the ones responsible for your feeding?

Let me guess, these people you plan to steal from are the middle class and others struggling because you will not steal from the ruling class.

On second thoughts, I hope they cut off your hands.

Nonsense!
haha sassy and sexy I like

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