₦airaland Forum

KingAzubuike:
I can't blame the robbers. Most of them feed from hand to mouth. This lockdown only worsened their situation.

don't fucking justify robbery

thesicilian:
You know you're seriously broke when your younger brother is made the chairman of the family meeting even when you're present.

you know youryo broke when Na You dey open mineral for family meeting

manuelzz:
The streets will never forget.

lol what Street

Zino990:
I poured melting plastic on top the rat, inside a Pringle’s container

nice one ,

Davny:
Mine is simple,two got trapped on Rat gum but didn't want to kill it, I turned on the gas cooker and put them just above the burner, it was quite satisfying watching the two twats skin gradually peeling off, call me crazy but enjoyed every moment of it

Thank you for that beautiful imagery

PuZZyNegro:
Hehehe bro, teach me how to enjoy the peaceful/painful transition of Mr. Rat

get a chair hang the rat or any animal or victim by ropes then snip out toes with scissors or a prime then inject their eardrums with hot oil or soapy water .

Xisnin:
Yes, a Nigerian with a wide experience.

seems so , what's your take on the existence of a god I'm beginning to his existence with his inability to resolve or predict the virus .

DriggityDre:
Haha . Good one. My thought exactly

who are you fasinated mostly by.?

isn't that what tithe really is?

Xisnin:
It sure feels like that for those who came from extreme poverty.
However, the feeling usually wears off after a few years and they will
have to confront their financial situation.

The funny thing about these abroad propagandist is that they spend
more time trying to impress their "poor" relatives and friends back home
or bash their home country rather than focus on becoming better immigrants.
And the cycle continues as more suckers are converted.

Are you Nigerian?

PuZZyNegro:
So, there's this small rat that has been playing hide and seek with me.

I have made several attempts to kill it but it always finds a way to meander and escape from me.

I feel helpless seeing this rat get away each time I try to kill it.

Then it happened one evening around 7pm. I managed to buy Nasco cornflakes in this lock down period and the wicked rat still insists I cannot keep it in my house in peace.

I kept the cornflakes beside my freezer and within few minutes, I started hearing some funny noise inside the nylon. I knew then that my uninvited visitor has come.

I didn't want the hide and seek no more. If I decide to let it out to kill it, it might still escape. So, I remembered the saying "There are many ways to kill a rat".

So, I just opened my freezer, packed the cornflakes with the nylon and closed it.

Your guess is as good as mine. My sweet frenemy escaped from the nylon and ran under my plate of soup to take cover, not knowing that that part of the freezer is even colder than where I left it.

Good news: The rat died happily ever after


Somebody shout "Alleluia"

you only killed it but you did not enjoy its passing , enjoy the kill.

shitshappen:
Interesting how many serial killer we can produce in this country when we decide to tow that line. We plenty, we go even export go obodo oyibo.

there would be a lot of Ed Gein and Jeffery Dahmer .

Harllaby:
[color=#000055]Op you wicked o so the rat to freeze die. Let me share mine. It usually come from above the ceiling, climb the curton, then to the dustbin to loot goodies. I set rat gum but the rat was too smart to bypass it. So, I decided to make a one way route for the rat. I strategically remove the curton, and place a longer stick from the ceiling to the top of the wardrobe. No other place to land except on the rat gum.

To my surprise, the rat jumped over the gum, but unfortunately, it saw me and got scared and decided to run back to the ceiling but got trapped on the gum. I made an expose wire and tortured it with live electric current. It made some annoying noise at every contact . I pity the rat o. I later threw it away although, it didn't die [/color]

love this bit.

Hadampson:
It's pure hatred for Nigerians bro

No nationalities scam people like Indians. They are professionals

so why the hate?

Xisnin:
Those are lies that travel agents and extremely poor people tell others who in turn share it with their friends.

If you are unskilled, you will end up surviving on the government's welfare in Canada.

Some people are content being a Canada Almajiri but others
who feel disappointed will go into fraud because of their false expectations.

Objectively, it is very much easier to make it in Nigeria for many of those struggling to travel.

you just woke me up haha thanks


btw are the buildings not worth seeing , their perfect floors , btw I've heard people say been they feels like you're in a dream,

khiaa:
It's always Nigerians. They aren't even good looking.

Its a Fucking Mugshot.

khiaa:
They don't care what race the women are all they see is green.

is it wrong to get money that way? when theres no hope in sight for any other means of income , the feeling is like hitting your face on a brick wall severally

sunshineV:
The last I'll do this year is fast. The one wey I fast last year I've not seen the result

Smart Girl.

ozoebuka1:
You are still complaining bro, stop complaining!!! Fine, the environment caused it, we should do something about the environment.

wat can I do when im broke and hungry?

beautiful ! Beautiful! Beautiful! Bravo! How can I reach this child please?

ozoebuka1:

Ozoebuka1 said so...

This is what will happen;

1. We will all gather here and insult our politicians intelligently.

2. Yorubas will get angry when you insult a particular politician from Yoruba, so will igbo and Hausa.

3. In the next election, we will still vote a person who we know won't perform well just because he came from our tribe.

My verdict is this...
I am stupid, lazy and docile.
The op is stupid, lazy and docile.
The first person that commented is same.
So is the last person that will comment...
All of us are the same, because all we are good at is complaining online. What we get is what we deserve!!!

the environment we were brought up in caused it.

Papertrails:
Op you 4got to add men with sensitive nipple.
Once saw a post somewhere "guys with sensitive nipple won't make heaven"

.But why

scoundrel:
Exactly what he said.

yeah what he said too

Yuceeluv:
#PERVALERT

sorry o, how is he been a pervert for his request,..

Vivonose:
U and the thief,no sleeping for both of u
U have to be awake to replay the sound
It's only God that will help someone

sadly we are on our own

Damilare65:
Too many jonsing experiences abeg, .
Shey na Colorado own we wan talk ni?

First time I tried Colorado wasnt funny oo, twas my friends birthday, I was chyking one babe , she was bragging that she dey sell loud, say no highness dey freak her etc . Me I was just smoking my purple loud dey catch cruise , then my guy (the celebrant) brought colorado for us, he warned me not to take too many puffs, naso I off my loud, begin drag the colorado, i took 4 puffs, the girl too , took 4 puffs,

Na where wahala start be that, guys in like 2 minutes I lost track of everything , like my head wanted to explode, I was sweating like monkey , even when I went back inside under Ac , I still dey sweat, I just go sit down one place I no stand up because I sure say if I stand up or try to do anything, na casting be that, I no go like make dem post me for instablog , that day i was just begging God and praying that if i come back from this highness, i no go touch any type of weed again for my life (biggest lie) . The girl that we smoked the shit together don cast for the party wey I no even know, because me sef I dey between cloud9 and cementary , I just see say the carry the girl come the room, dry pour water for her head, her teeth dry shake like convulsion, I no fit even stand up help them who wan cast? that was the end of the party for the girl oo.. she was just crying and begging people to help her. Lol

After like 30 minutes the thing comot for my eyes small, I just dey drink water, I even gave my guy my phone because I know that if they steal my phone that night I wont remember a thing .

Guys please don't jump on Colorado oo, no be normal weed, that thing na drug, even me with almost 10 years smoking experience, Colorado dey humble me everytime I smoke it, you no go even enjoy the highness , na torture abeg,, just stick to your Arizona or loud please colorado no be small pickin play oo

and crack once in a while ,. I have 8 years experience , Sativa is life man, for some reason I never tried Loud, colorado yes ,I wasn't told

sunshineV:
ijeoma's are usually dumb

haha you are one sick girl .

Birdeyeview:
If he smell's nice i go from 0-100 real quick

Drake's..?

argent412:
I don't know

smfh

SKYloafFISH:
Haa God so dog will now chop his dead body what a terrible way for a thief to die

how did you even know this,..?

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

how far maniggar reason your nigga small ting abeg .