₦airaland Forum

GhettoG1:
Lol, it won't be a surprise when police start collecting #50 frm boko boys for passage to wherever em wanna operate... No b naija police again, well it's all a new year joke to relieve d mind frm any stress particle

tonysunkan:
I saw this on Facebook and since I agree with the points raised, I decided to publish it here.

Enjoy.

Italian Relationship:
1st day= Sex
2nd day= Sex again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = Sex
3rd day = Sex again

British Relationship:
1st day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = sex and more sex

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= Sex

Nigeria Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have sex but failed.
15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other
17th day= Malice till the next day
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologized and the woman replied: "Leave me alone, I am not that type of girl"
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
21st day= Hug
22nd day= Long hug
23rd day= Kiss
24th day= Long kiss
25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complained that her phone is bad. Guy promised to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone
27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious."

28th day= sex with romantic screaming
29th day= she called the guy and tell him she's pregnant
30th day= she called again but the line was switched off.

Now, I am tired of Nigerian girls.

illitrate:
They dont even know if a general was on the same road, fools.

peace81:
This is irresponsible. The military authority should do something about it please.

Morenikeji070:
Who told you.. jealousy won't decompose you... they are future officer young fella wake up from your sleeping mood.

tiredoflife:
Not true
I see things as it is
Why waste opportunities
My parents didnt send me abroad
I went on my own
He even travelled on a student visa
What more did he want
He dropped out of school in Canada to come to Nigeria to graduate
Like really really

J111333:
By the time those fools get to ranks from 04 and above, they will be tired of foolishness.

yinkeys:
These guys are ready.
They’ve got guts
Please take them to Sambisa

IstandWithGod:
Track all of them and send them to Maiduguri so they can go and abuse Shekau's father there.

tiredoflife:
U wasted a better life
U came back to the life that suits u
U are like a pig
Which is dressed in lipstick but went back to the mud

Total waste of space on earth
U are going no where
U will die here

yanabasee:
Anty weh mumu...... She'd lied low for a while and probably relocate to a different city to flex....


This is 2020, Wise up oh... Make people no sabi body leave you......