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Re: I Am Tired Of Nigerian Ladies (hilarious) by TheSourcerer: 11:22pm On Jan 02, 2020
cybriz82:




May God not allow u raise 120yr old witch in disguise one day..
grin
Re: I Am Tired Of Nigerian Ladies (hilarious) by Lightangel65: 11:47pm On Jan 02, 2020
Thegeneralqueen:
At least she has class she's not cheap

Cheap? Lol but she still get belle
Re: I Am Tired Of Nigerian Ladies (hilarious) by row2ray(m): 2:54am On Jan 03, 2020
Thegeneralqueen:
At least she has class she's not cheap

I find this mindset irksome... how does her running circles make her “not cheap” or is it the ones who will do this same rubbish and the have “an accident “ with their bestie, Neigbour, old school mate, ex, or the guy from yankee toasting her that is now prized... in more exposed society, women know what they will do with a man within the first 10 minutes of conversation...in Nigeria women know what they will bill him in less time .....so they don’t appear “cheap”..... my pr€€q is laughing in Swahili... expensive ko exclusive ni

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Re: I Am Tired Of Nigerian Ladies (hilarious) by TheSourcerer: 9:18am On Jan 03, 2020
tonysunkan:
I saw this on Facebook and since I agree with the points raised, I decided to publish it here.

Enjoy.

Italian Relationship:
1st day= Sex
2nd day= Sex again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = Sex
3rd day = Sex again

British Relationship:
1st day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = sex and more sex

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= Sex

Nigeria Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have sex but failed.
15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other
17th day= Malice till the next day
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologized and the woman replied: "Leave me alone, I am not that type of girl"
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
21st day= Hug
22nd day= Long hug
23rd day= Kiss
24th day= Long kiss
25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complained that her phone is bad. Guy promised to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone
27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious."

28th day= sex with romantic screaming
29th day= she called the guy and tell him she's pregnant
30th day= she called again but the line was switched off.

Now, I am tired of Nigerian girls.
why do our ladies look like Thier male counterparts
Re: I Am Tired Of Nigerian Ladies (hilarious) by Saturn101: 12:29pm On Jan 04, 2020
Don't be tired o. Our own is our own.
Re: I Am Tired Of Nigerian Ladies (hilarious) by BigBasher: 12:21pm On Jul 18, 2021
Funny
Re: I Am Tired Of Nigerian Ladies (hilarious) by Zamar: 7:56am On Feb 13, 2022
tonysunkan:
I saw this on Facebook and since I agree with the points raised, I decided to publish it here.

Enjoy.

Italian Relationship:
1st day= Sex
2nd day= Sex again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = Sex
3rd day = Sex again

British Relationship:
1st day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = sex and more sex

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= Sex

Nigeria Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have sex but failed.
15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other
17th day= Malice till the next day
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologized and the woman replied: "Leave me alone, I am not that type of girl"
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
21st day= Hug
22nd day= Long hug
23rd day= Kiss
24th day= Long kiss
25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complained that her phone is bad. Guy promised to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone
27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious."

28th day= sex with romantic screaming
29th day= she called the guy and tell him she's pregnant
30th day= she called again but the line was switched off.

Now, I am tired of Nigerian girls.
Re: I Am Tired Of Nigerian Ladies (hilarious) by l0uie(m): 9:00am On Feb 13, 2022
Thegeneralqueen:
At least she has class she's not cheap
Na una cheap pass. Ordinary indomie and egg, una don off pant spread legs for ceiling.

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