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RomanceRe: Happy Birthday Creamish by TheUmbra:
O Creamish, it's your day and I barely knew
Wonderful woman with the sunny hue
I see your heart; wonderful and steadfast
Like a gallant Ship's trusting mast
You sail through life with all the rich
Treasures of wisdom above the wave's reach

Your eyes steady in a confident gaze
Your smiles reasures many a discontented face
Hope rises in your noble gait O fortitude of virtue
Favour and grace, peace and joy follow through
May love grow like a giant tree in your backyard
Giving shade and warmth when rain and storm conspired
May the part to your glory be smooth like a boulevard
Upon this daughter of Zion may the ppromises of GOD be rendered.



Happy birthday dearest!
Foreign AffairsRe: Serious Tension In America As Obama Orders Investigation Into Election Results by TheUmbra: 5:22pm On Nov 14, 2016
Mr Tolufase, so many things are wrong with you. Chief amongst which is a penchant for quirk journalism which I believe is buoyed by your mania for attention. It is clear you have serious myopia of the U.S democratic process and institution otherwise you wouldn't find yourself caught spreading ignorance and falsehood.

I wouldn't ask you for the source of this garbage.
RomanceRe: Love Letter To My Queen (picture Added) by TheUmbra: 10:29pm On Nov 12, 2016
McOswalt:
I wasn't even hoping on counting the potency of their literary content cause hey, these guys are a joke.

If I was to score them accordingly:

Content: 0
Organisation: 0
Expression: 0
Mechanical Accuracy: 0

It's a field day for zero, wouldn't you say so? grin
grin grin grin

Looks more like it as they progress through the bars of their thinly stretched creativity.
RomanceRe: Love Letter To My Queen (picture Added) by TheUmbra: 10:13pm On Nov 12, 2016
McOswalt:
Learn from who or what? Peeps who can't even leave the confines of this section? But instead chose to show their abysmal and amoral craving for anything that is un intellectual and opinion base on myth, instead of facts?

Puhlease! These guys are a joke!. They stain the name of anything that is born of pure intellect.
You nailed it!

Only kids brawl like this.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Have No Heart by TheUmbra:
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It is safe to conclude that the OP isn't on a mission of attention craving. She is sharing a large piece of her life. While it is not a crime to do so, the sheer generalisation and malevolent approach to her relationship woes put her on the spotlight for all the wrong reasons.


Let's begin with her handle "foolinlove". This should serve as a little tease into the soul of the OP. She probably has had more than her fair share of relationships gone askew.

But does she have a hand in her misfortune or did nature just find joy in dishing out all the ills of life to her?

Her past posts would share more light to the truth!

From
"What Is The Worst Dirty Talk You've Heard?"
"Goodbye: A Letter To My Ex"
And
"For All The Men Worried About Exposed Cleavage"


I behold a woman/lady who goes to the market with cheap funds hoping to buy enviable and expensive merchandise. "A letter To My Ex" depicts a woman who has rocked her life in debauchery and waywardness hoping to pitch her tent on a mugu after several hands have muddied her fountain of youthful freshness. Nonsense! Nigerian men know the difference between a good fvck and a good wife material.

"For All The Men Worried About Exposed Cleavage" introduces a disoriented feminist who has failed to come to grasp with the real difference between a man and a woman. She doesn't mind flashing half of her boobs for attention and fashion and parading her sexuality like a motor show event. So men treat you like a piece of commodity and test-drive you for the fun of it. Afterall, test-driving a car is free with no strings.


While you vent your anger on the men who treated you the way they perceived you, it is self respecting for you to draw a healthy line of sincerity and tell yourself the truth, that you attracted your kind. The virtuous woman have decent Nigerian when seeking to share their eternity with her.[/b]
CultureRe: The Dearth Of Urhobo And Other Niger Deltan Languages by TheUmbra: 4:50pm On Sep 20, 2016
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CultureRe: The Dearth Of Urhobo And Other Niger Deltan Languages by TheUmbra:
MrAldrick:
If i slap you sense go enter your head. How many times do we the Niger deltans reject you igbos bfore you accept you have been rejected. Kukuma say Niger deltans are Igbos fool. Proudly Ikwerre
And I wonder where you stand in the assembly of great Niger Deltans to postulate for the whole Niger delta, you lost son with no identity.
CultureRe: The Dearth Of Urhobo And Other Niger Deltan Languages by TheUmbra: 4:11pm On Sep 20, 2016
LorDBolton:
Smh. See delusion? Igbos that do not even know their history telling us OUR own history? If not cos it's 2016 you will even claim igbos 'own' lagos that many of your ancestors settled here. Mtcheeew

The fact u cannot distinguish between a settlement and owners of a land shows you even a kid who wasn't well groomed.

Even the obi of onithsa cannot open his mouth to say this crap... only GOD can punish the white men who came and released you guys from the captivity oyo, benin and other hausa kingdoms have subjected ya'll to.

Core igbos are black... go and find out the history of the fair skinned ones (they started popping up when the whites came guess u already know y)
The manner of reaction to a provakable submission is a good pointer to the mental and psychological make up of the reactor.

You left yourself wide open when you quoted Mr Igboid and I beheld your entrails -- undigested fibres of hate and bitterness have made you a constipated soul choking in bigotry.

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