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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 9:06am On Aug 05, 2015
KINGSAMURAI:
yeah bt just 4 30minutes, i am so tired all tru d night. "gud morning
angry

I'm sorry billy goat but your interview is not yet over! I heard that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire cultists to end your misreable life but the cultists wanted too much money since even your murder was such a disgusting act to undertake due to your hideousness!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 9:01am On Aug 05, 2015
Sinnzu:
i still wonder if the mods on this section will deny that they dont know the trouble makers here.
The incompetence is amazing! But I'm going to give one of the yobs some reverse trouble this morning!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 8:50am On Aug 05, 2015
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KINGSAMURAI:
yeah mugu its 4rm a lady i gave licked her toto, now sweerve!!!!!!-------->
You look like something that must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen. Don't you agree?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 8:40am On Aug 05, 2015
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KINGSAMURAI:
LOL do u think im dharay99 dat engages in dat? now sweerve!!
I don't know who you are talking about, but is swerve the homo code you and your 14 year brothers use when you want to tell men that you feel like licking their balls? Sorry for being so blunt! But even on your photo I can notice some white discharge by the corner of your baboon sized lips!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 8:35am On Aug 05, 2015
embarassed
KINGSAMURAI:
yawns! y are u a crackhead?
I am only asking you 21 questions! After all we are all here to get to know 1 another! Why are you so pained? Or is your anus still hurting you from the penetration you got from your fuji lover last night? Use aboniki it will help ease your rectums trauma ok!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 8:29am On Aug 05, 2015
cry
KINGSAMURAI:
are u?
Do you bleach? Because your skin looks like the surface of the moon with all those craters on your face! Your face scares me! No offence!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 8:25am On Aug 05, 2015
KINGSAMURAI:
aint u tired of licking ass?
undecided

Why do you look like an _IMBECILE in your pix?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 11:02pm On Aug 04, 2015
Sinnzu:
who cares about a mere secondary school drop out who looks like a decomposing corpse? See how you've fvckd up ya ugly face with bleaching cream at your age. Stop quoting me, i've been warning u. Cc: Ishilove
what is wrong with dat fool?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheUmmah: 9:07pm On Aug 04, 2015
parrotibaba:
What sort of nonsense is dis? If coogar was around he would hv rained a barrage of insults on u, how can u say dat ur comment continued d last paragraph of his post when it says otherwise? heck u even chose only a sentence out of d whole paragraph to back ur claim, nothing person no go see for NL ,oga ur comment did not correspond to coogar's last paragraph neither did it further it as u claim. Nawa ooh
Ol boy stop crying more than the bereaved abeg! If you can't understand leave the issue or make your own point about uniteds transfers!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheUmmah: 8:44pm On Aug 04, 2015
parrotibaba:
You r not making any sense at all ,instead of accepting that u goofed up big time, u r trying to turn this on me. Nothing in dat coogar's paragraph suggests dat he wanted united to sign bale n whatever ur discussions were previously has nothing to do with that paragraph.
Jesus? Who said he talked about suggesting dat? Na kids dey here! I said my own comment was meant 2 further. Show why and even discourage and bury any reason or idea of bales matter as regards transfers whatsoever before I made my defence and attacker points! Men which kind yarns I dey hear so? Gaddemit! Even coogar no go cry reach una if him read am!
PoliticsRe: Two Guys Caught Wearing Pampers In Anambra State(graphic Photo) by TheUmmah: 8:10pm On Aug 04, 2015
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Rilwayne001:
grin grin I'm outta here.
So you lick balls? Why na? Its salty na!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheUmmah: 8:01pm On Aug 04, 2015
parrotibaba:
That paragraph is of the opinion that united shouldn't waste time in bidding a ridiculous amount of money for Gareth Bale when it can fetch 4 classy players to complement the various positions that we r lacking ,you can't seriously read the whole paragraph n decide to pick out a harmless sentence dat can mean different things when the ensuing statements support the claim. grin
So the explanation dat followed why I know 4 a fact dat the bale bid is hogwash, and my corresponding analysis on what strikers and defenders I would like 2 see @ the club? Were dey written in latin? I think you need 2 go tru me and coogars previous posts discussing man u targets! It would help you attain sum clarity! The prior discussion was 4 maybe you guys not me! The bale thing will NEVER happen! Dats all I needed 2 ruminate about not the other stuff!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheUmmah: 7:51pm On Aug 04, 2015
parrotibaba:
baba u sure say ur weed no strong pass raw palmi ? grin grin grin Read his post again
Just as the told the other busy body homie! Study his last paragraph! And then take it as a caveat 2 the continuation of my own synopsis! Can't you see how it makes you look less like a pundit? No offence!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheUmmah: 7:47pm On Aug 04, 2015
MrTA:
Your first sentence suggests you didnt read coogar's post.
Read the last paragraph on his post! That begins with the statement "the bale bid is just rubbish"! When you are done tell me how you feel!
PoliticsRe: Two Guys Caught Wearing Pampers In Anambra State(graphic Photo) by TheUmmah: 7:24pm On Aug 04, 2015
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 7:22pm On Aug 04, 2015
PoliticsRe: Two Guys Caught Wearing Pampers In Anambra State(graphic Photo) by TheUmmah: 7:14pm On Aug 04, 2015
grin Whaaat? Let me halt here!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheUmmah:
coogar:
no club can afford the wages we pay them so they move the value of the player to maintain his wages per week. RVP still managed to get £240k per week in turkey & that was the reason his transfer value was low.

LVG is still after a striker according to various sources. they did an analysis of his 4 likely targets on skysports the other night and lewandowski, lacazette, cavani, etc were highlighted. all hope is not lost but my confidence level for now is in the pits. if he fails to add an extra striker to the attack and at least one additional defender then i would be very mad at him. we are 2 good signings away from a complete squad, he should do the needful.

the bale bid is just rubbish. £100m on bale? that amount would bring reus, lacazette and otamendi to old trafford with £10m change sef....
If you think man united would sign bale, then I would suggest you change your weed or coke dealer sharpish! I hope you know man united is run by a jewish hegemony? Dey don't do silly with guap! The pedro deal wit barca is in the bag already! His mum has even confirmed it! As 4 me after the pedro deal, I need 2 see either cavani, ibra or lewandowski for the attack, jonny evans sold, and 1 of john stones, rapael varane or otamendi 4 the defence! If not its _fuck dis season dat imma start loading! All dis blind at the back, valencia 2 the right just sounds like that beyonce song 2 me
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 7:20pm On Aug 03, 2015
ANGELMARVE:
mumu whitewitch has deativated
Who cares? you have broken the rules and are actively trying to incite and provoke members! Dummy!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 7:12pm On Aug 03, 2015
ANGELMARVE:
i told her to ban sinnzu and funlord till 2099 but she refused
Cc: ishilove and obinoscopy! This is the new alternate account of "Whitewitch and king samurai"
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 12:31am On Aug 03, 2015
undecided
Tashaamania:
You know say quarrel and me no fit dey the same lane. But some people know how to create a monster in you when you don't have one.
No wahala..

Abeg where the potential boyfriends dem dey na? I no wan tey for my papa house abeg grin grin
Haba see fine girl wey I 4 just toast oh! But I no want make dat mgbeke pikin come bring our matter come derailers come cook "shawarma" wit our love 4 public! Lolz
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 12:23am On Aug 03, 2015
TheSonOfMark:
Once you know the right keywords to search for then you'd find anything on Nairaland.smiley

He chats with those moniker though. Ask anyone in the Rap section.
Why is there no single male moniker on his follow list? Or even following him?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 12:15am On Aug 03, 2015
cheesy grin grin

Abeg what type of man names himself "shawarma"? If not a hungry man? Lmfao!!! I don die
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 12:10am On Aug 03, 2015
TheSonOfMark:
Sharwama, Darkrebel, Kradleber, Darkkrebel, DarkRebel666, Classyalabolas, Classyalabolass, Sharonnnn, Jasonodogwu, Michaelgarfield, Lionemessi, Iamaramolaran, Ethan555.

All these monikers are owned by Darkenedrebel.

Can someone please define the word "addict"?cheesy
Maybe the child has no real friends out there! With the kind of shameful tag he has online it would be hard 2 imagine someone like dat earning the trust of real people
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 11:53pm On Aug 02, 2015
undecided
Men some niggas are even worse than biatches here oh? Pathetic!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 11:35pm On Aug 02, 2015
Tashaamania:
Dark, seriously what's your problem?

I can't count the number of times I've received mentions like this from you even after I asked it deleted.
Like seriously, how is my relationship life a weapon of diss for you to Truck?
You thought we broke up, so??
How is that any problem here??
You are invading into my private life and that's a form of bully.

You might think you are actually getting to Truck with these wack lines but the person you are truly offending here is me.
My relationship has nothing to do with the tantrums you and Truckpusher throw here all the time yet you never stop doing it.

Please, respect yourself. Use something else as your weapon. Respect my personal life and stop using it as a means of attack. I'm just warning you because you would be soooo surprised at the length I'm gonna go with you on this if you don't stop. I'm telling you nicely now. The length I can go and its effect on you won't be nice at all
shocked

Barman! Ace of spades 4 the lady pleez!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 11:05pm On Aug 02, 2015
kiss Barman! Another gulder pleez! And ask everybody wetin dem go shak on me!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 10:34pm On Aug 02, 2015
grin

Abeg dj play wizkid 4 us! Dis flavour nyabanya no be am!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 10:19pm On Aug 02, 2015
grin

Bar man! I need Gulder! Sharpish!

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