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Politics › Re: Foreign Forensic Auditors To Probe Jonathan Administration by TheUmmah: 9:05am On Aug 07, 2015

Ebele don suffer!

Politics › Re: Break News:president Buhari Approves Amnesty For Boko Haram by TheUmmah: 8:56am On Aug 07, 2015

See early morning LIES abeg! O.p! I hail thee!

Politics › Re: Buhari Begins Total Probe Of Jonathan’s Govt by TheUmmah: 8:53am On Aug 07, 2015

Kaii! This ebele don suffer sha! Hennessy go don finish 4 all otueke stores by now!

Family › Re: Why Do Women Take Quiet Men For Granted.. Should He Pray Or Just Change? by TheUmmah: 8:48am On Aug 07, 2015

: This type na him we dey call olodo, wawa or anuofia 4 naija or dunce in english

Family › Re: What Is Marriage by TheUmmah: 8:44am On Aug 07, 2015

annice2014:
I have heard and read a whole lot of disheartening issue about marriage that makes me wonder what marriage is all about and while people get married. please i need matured input, cos i'm so scared it.

See question? My friend will you go and focus on improving your lifes options!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 11:10pm On Aug 06, 2015

KINGSAMURAI:
ok thank u, one of d disadvantages of exchanging words with u is dat uve got nting to loose but iv got dignity, respect to loose, bro ure poor so u cant drag me to ur level.

Look at this basic _idiot with the level of a tree frog claiming money! Have you ever even held a N1000 note! Look at how many female monikers told you to get lost today from their mentions! If dignity was sold for N100 you still would not be able to afford it even at half price! Half bleached, dim witted, transexual lab rat like you! Its mtn I blame! Reminat primate feeling fly! Ekwensu!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 11:01pm On Aug 06, 2015

KINGSAMURAI:
pls stop mentioning me, its getting pathetic n rude, i believe I am not even qualified to pack your poo in reality. "jst bcaus I try to chat with u online does nt mean I will ever get on your level, pls I cant desist 4rm quoting you cc ishilove ure my witness

Your an ethnically confused he goat! So when you came to my mention this evening who invited you? Anyway the mods said I should monitor your idiocy so if you carry on being _stupid I will summon them! Turd like you!

Cc: ishilove and obinoscopy

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 10:50pm On Aug 06, 2015

KINGSAMURAI:
pls let me sweerve I know you have got no time 4 poor people like me

Wow! You read my mind! Hopeless dunce!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 10:41pm On Aug 06, 2015

KINGSAMURAI:
look at dis one dat sells kuli kuli at ijebu market, wat are u saying?

Cc: ishilove, rocktation and obinoscopy!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 10:39pm On Aug 06, 2015

KINGSAMURAI:
according to d second wwe theme of the UNDERTAKER, the song is there is no grave that can hold my body down, there is no grave that can hold my body down.

Who gives a _fuck? Are you the only 1 we dealt with today? Unless you are trying to tell us that you are actually a "village fool"! Kindly GET LOST abeg!

Cc; ishilove and obinoscopy! More incitement

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 9:42pm On Aug 06, 2015

Aah! Such peace and quiet ever since that village fool got banned! Good job mods!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheUmmah: 6:53pm On Aug 06, 2015

di maria gone but still more sour news inna the place!

www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/david-de-gea-to-real-madrid-confirmed-manchester-united-goalkeepers-girlfriend-edurne-garcia-lets-slip-move-is-completed-10442586.html

Family › Re: Make-up Fraud: Man Sues Wife To Court A Day After Wedding by TheUmmah: 6:41pm On Aug 06, 2015

How come she was not so ugly 4 him when he was pounding her _pussy all throught the night after the wedding?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 1:45pm On Aug 06, 2015

KINGSAMURAI:
stop acting like my father who is a complete FOOL

Yes junior fool! I have heard

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 1:15pm On Aug 06, 2015

KINGSAMURAI:
u want to do ikworkrikwor with ur hand? chai u dey masturbate?

Cc: ishilove! Truckpusher has told him to stay clear of his mentions several times!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 12:44pm On Aug 06, 2015

KINGSAMURAI:
quote me when u start seeing ur menstrual flow.

Cc: ishilove!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 12:43pm On Aug 06, 2015

KINGSAMURAI:
stop licking ass

Cc; Ishilove and obinoscopy

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 12:42pm On Aug 06, 2015

KINGSAMURAI:
pls sweerve---------> dis way.

She did not mean swerve! I dare you to again use your dirty infected fingers and attempt to incite any of those monikers ever again in your life! Try it and see! I am now YOUR official bodyguard! BY FORCE!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 12:31pm On Aug 06, 2015

And there you have it! Abeg sinnzu, truckpusher,ladyboss1, funlord, pbs4real, jacksparrow01,sonofmark, prettythicksme etc! Anyday anyone of your monikers is mentioned by kingsamurai, ishilove has stated that you should notify her so that he will receive a permanent BAN! Let us wait and see if he can resist his silly urges my work is done here! Take care!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 12:11pm On Aug 06, 2015

Ishilove:
TheUmmah, KingSamurai and Sinnzu, that's enough.

KingSamurai, everyone is complaining about you. If we get any more reports about you, you will be given a permanent ban

In that case I am done! But the instance he starts up again I will notify you all!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 12:06pm On Aug 06, 2015

Oyind17:
Will pls stfu? what are you sating? I am not a kid like you, I saw a mention and typed that cos I've seen them beefing each other before.

My friend in that case get lost! I don't even know why sinnzu had to include an inconsequential dolt like you in his list! After all you look like one of his lonely female fans that thrives of the affections of a childish loser like him! Abeg swerve or rather _fuck off! You add no value to sinnzus mention! Go and chat with your intellectual equivalent king samurat! Nonsense!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 11:51am On Aug 06, 2015

Oyind17:
What's all this about? You guys don't get tired of fights.

What are you saying? They are trying to stand up for the rights of you and other monikers of this section due to the way this fool called "whitewitch, sweetorgasm and now king samurai" is always poke nosing, prodding or insulting you all and you are here trying to turn it into another thing! Who is fighting? Can't you see that the mods allow him get away wit a lot of rubbish? Please don't attach too much importance to your self! This issue is bigger than you!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 11:33am On Aug 06, 2015

KINGSAMURAI:
i owe no one no damm fvcking apology.

I heard Scientists are trying to figure out how long humans can live without a brain. You can tell them your age dunce! Its your father that owes us an apology for allowing his sperm to turn into a boil on humanities ass! _retarded goblin!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 11:02am On Aug 06, 2015

KINGSAMURAI:
lmao, lol, some people will get a ban.

This child you really are a chronic _idiot! You don't know you are the 1st that will be banned? Look at how all the men and woman here have evidence against you already! You must think the mods are as _stupid as you! You are saying its fun but none of them sends your caveman idea of fun! Its really sad that your parents think they have a son not knowing they have all this while been raising a deranged cankerworm! Monkey banana like you!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 10:45am On Aug 06, 2015

KINGSAMURAI:
take a look at my last THREE threads except d one i created yesterday, u will get to know dat they were created in d family session, irrespective of d fact dat i wanted to create them in romance session, dat shows dat i was banned 4rm Romance session.

Will you keep shut! You frustrated and lonely scallywag! Instead of you to chat with girls you will be trying to measure -prick with boss monikers! Forgetting that a transexual indomie noodlie dick like you can't measure up! You are a pathetic and sad _twat just like your only friend the disgraced fuji rebel! And you will regret your folly! You must be investigated and punished! Dunce! See your tura damaged epidermis! Anuofia!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 10:41am On Aug 06, 2015

LadyBoss1:
Next time pls
Dont include me in ur e brawls or wtever
Starting to irritate me
If u wanna have normal cht its fine .. But if its to do with any rubbish fight dont involve me ...

The another thing whenever ur chatting to ppls pls dont ever ever say ask ladyboss she knows .. Dont ask me ish .. If its to do with u bashing some1 or fighting .. Uve done dat 3 times already this week ..... Irritation is now on a 100...

Last warning !
Just cuz i laugh with ppl dont mean i will keep on taking nonsense ..
Apart from dat im good ...

Lol! As you can see mods he also harrasses ladies like this!

Cc..ishilove and obinoscopy

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 10:07am On Aug 06, 2015

Truckpusher:

Get ready to be banned, diickhead.

I own your ass in this forum now - Just watch.

Cc
Ishilove ,please that's one of darkenedrebel's numerous accounts.

Do the needful.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 10:04am On Aug 06, 2015

Sinnzu:
STFU! All you do here is insult people yet you cant take a dose of your own medcine?? Now u're scared cos you've seen someone with more craze than you right?? For your info thats not funlord. The dude is outta town, wait for him to come back for your dirty ofe mmanu azz. Till then,, remain a jobless admission seekin dead-body look-a-like, You worthless piece of tub of pigshitt.

don't mind the bastard! I've been watching him for almost 5 days! And I have decided to ensure he gets what he was looking for! It seems he is infatuated by those monikers! Let's see if the mods will be fair! At least witnesses plenty!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 10:02am On Aug 06, 2015

KINGSAMURAI:
cc ishilove pls send dis crase man to jail and add to his funlord ban. he broke all d rules

Ha ha! You are in soup! You should have kept quiet! Now let me call all the witnesses so that the mods can link your posts to all the times you were spilling crap about them!

Cc: sinnzu, pbs4real, funlord, dharay99,
Sonofmark!

Ishilove and obinoscopy! Rule breaker award winner! Check his posts and mentions!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 9:57am On Aug 06, 2015

KINGSAMURAI:
cc ishilove dis is funlord

Ishilove this is sweetorgasm, whitwitch, angelmarve, humanbeing 1st and now king samurai! Go through all his posts and see how he continually looks to be a nuisance to all those monikers I have listed! He is trying to confuse you! But I have his number! He desrves a long ban also!
Cc: obinoscopy

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 9:54am On Aug 06, 2015

KINGSAMURAI:
CC ISHILOVE this is funlord, u banned him 4rm romance session so he created dis moniker to start cursing everyone here.

I am here for only you king goat! I don't have time for anyone else here! Only you! If you like cook up stories I don't care! It is me and you in this section! _moron!

Cc: ISHILOVE and Obinoscopy!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 9:52am On Aug 06, 2015

MrCork:
...bro...KINGSAMURAI is a known foolish edddddiot on nairaland banned several times...don't waste yor energy on the thing!!

Nah! I know him very well bro! I'm just going to give him the same treatment till he learns his lessons! I'm going to train him on what trolling is all about! Lol!

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