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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 1:09am On Aug 08, 2015

kramfonos:

Trinity of crackheads. How divine!

Maybe we should serve him the remnants of the soup dat the aids ravaged emulsion biatch could not finish digesting!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 12:40am On Aug 08, 2015

Friday nite fury! Lolz

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 11:55pm On Aug 07, 2015

Captainswag225:
dope punch

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 11:42pm On Aug 07, 2015

kramfonos:
The female who keeps appellating herself as "Trap Queen" should know it means "a drug dealer who doubles as a _pimp".

Search the meaning of words before insulting yourself.

Her _stupidity is factory fitted! She knows no better! See how the emulsion on her face is running amok after being served hot poundo! Let her weak crew members console her later! Lol

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 11:39pm On Aug 07, 2015

Sinnzu:
I wanted to chill till i'm free. Unfortunately, i met an e-brawl. Sorry about that... You'll receive it in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1,!!!!

Yeah I got it! I can see our madam spam is still pained like a mofo! My mentions don suffer!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 11:20pm On Aug 07, 2015

Sinnzu:
dont get too comfy oo

Ol boy why you no send me the message again na? Or you no serious!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 11:19pm On Aug 07, 2015

Nneka123:
You're so boring. omg!!! . I need gif

Go to bed small girl! And please take your band of biatch friends who are trying to assist your lame comebacks with you! Your done! Ruminate on my messages! You are not worthy! Take care and always bow for misssclassy! Your her biatch! Shalom!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 11:15pm On Aug 07, 2015

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]E for just still let am slide joor. After all, the gentle movement of a tiger doesn't mean he's timid. [/color]

I don free am bros! Lmfao!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 11:11pm On Aug 07, 2015

Nneka123:
Still Rubbish like my whole existence.

Let me tell you the real definition of rubbish you. Ethnically confused monumentally _stupid creature of the damned...

1: your birth was rubbish

2: your parents thinking that having a primate as a daughter was rubbish

3: your education was rubbish

4: your upbringing was rubbish

5: sex with anyting dat looks like you is rubbish

6: your lineage is rubbish

7: your daily nutrition is rubbish

8: your destiny is rubbish

9: the rest of your existence will be rubbish!

Now that you know the truth get familiar with it! If you look in the dictionary right next to the word "utter rubbish" is a photo of lucifers proudest artwork that you call a face! I wanted to tell you to go to hell but even the devil said their is no accomodation for a ro beast like you! I guess you better take the oba of lagos's advice and head to the bottom of the lagoon! I won't be suprised if your strange bone structure strikes oil there too! Good night dunce! You've just been e murdered! _fuck off!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 10:57pm On Aug 07, 2015*

Nneka123:
Just because i said i lost my V to the song . Missclasssy decided to pounce on me. I think he's angry that he's not the one who took my V, rather a song took it. IYA!

The man who took your virginity is dead! May he r.I.p! If only he had known that he was inserting his _penis into a rat infested apartment for every known viral disease ever known to mankind then maybe he would have stood a chance! Your so bony that even when doctors attempt to give you injections to treat your various sicknesses and ailments, the injections normally melt on contact with your skin! Your skin feels like a mixture of boils and gutter oil once any human beings fingers make contact with them! You probably don't even have an anus! Because your mouth doubles as an anus as well as a prick holder! Your vagina is so dusty that certain criminals use it as an ash tray after they spread their _ sperm over your lips! You normally also use sperm as your hair cream due to the frequency that _dicks and balls get balanced on your forehead! Your a charlatan, a confusionist! You call yourself a "trap queen" right? I guess its because you are permanently trapped in the "mean cycle of poverty"! Why don't you have yourself a sandwich on me before you die of hunger pangs! Hopeless prostitute daughter of a 1000 fathers!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 10:46pm On Aug 07, 2015

Nneka123:
bloody hypocrite. Were you not fighting me now? Useless vulture.

I mean why are you a fool? Classy was fighting with me and you decided to show it that you can grease it's ass for it.

Now you're playing the victim card? how cool

Madam I know _stupidity is your stock in trade! It seems you are well known for spreading it around NL! Its normal for sluts and hags who lack basic home training to exhibit this kind of rabies afflicted dog like symptons which you have been exhibiting for close to an hour now! Maybe its a side effect of the malnutrition and kwashiokor like lifestyle you were exposed to by your degenerate parents when you were growing up as a little ape that has now cause your brain to be filled with rotten meat mixed with sperm! Even your insults are not worthy of a primary 3 students attention! Why are you speaking vernacular to me? Do I look like all those spare parts dealers who you let penetrate your anus for 500 cad. Daily so that you can have access to nl and so dat you don't die from loneliness? I'm sorry that misssclassy tore your raggedy pant in public but maybe it would help cure sum of your blatant foolishness and you would think before you type in the future! I can't play the victim card with you because the only victim on this thread is you! An AIDS victim! Looking at your profile picture only showed me skin,bones and teeth! You looked as if you were going to dissapear if you got blown by the wind! Please take your outdated duelling style and go to your house in the celebrity section! You are a hapless nobody, a baby piglet, a gargoyle, an ogre, a hobbit, an upcoming harlot and a brazen nusciance! Now please kindly stop spamming my mentions and for the last time I hope you take it as an insult but its friday night and the last thing I can see myself doing is sparring with a dirty,scuzzy, disease ravaged,impish,_cock gobbling, delusional, devisive and abrasive goat by the name of NNEHAG! Now get lost......1...2...3,.....your DONE!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 10:23pm On Aug 07, 2015

ANGELMARVE:
na wao so c hw a girl destroyed and whitewash a man dis night and d so called could nt even stand it, bt when it cms to bashing samurai he will b on top yet he got nt d balls to stand against a lady, nneka kudos, i like u mehnn

So you dey fight women? You no get sense right from time!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 10:17pm On Aug 07, 2015

dharay99:
ohk, ama think abt daht buh
pllzzzzzzzz smash her face back na.

She dun dey too overpower yhu.

Who send this olosho? Lolz! Na joblessness dey worry am! Beating woman na domestic abuse abeg! The advice go help am see road or husband!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 10:12pm On Aug 07, 2015

Captainswag225:
but madam M took to her heels and now madam N wants to use u as her punching bag.

Nah! Truth hurts! Just watch how she will dissapear! Soon and very soon!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 10:01pm On Aug 07, 2015

dharay99:
Ladies n Genrilmen, scores still;;;;

[color=orange][size=19pt]★Theummah 1-1 nneka23★[/size][/color]

theummah, ur a guy daamn it...kick her tiny ass mehn.

Bros na advice I dey advice her oh! Na classy beat am like yoruba talking drum 4 our front the tin come pain am 4 body! I no even sabi where the animal comot from! Abeg try rate her and classy abeg! Lolz!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 9:54pm On Aug 07, 2015

Nneka123:
Now you want to ignore? _Idiot.

Show me how foolish you are. You're quite an _Idiotic show.

Ina ala cha ike nwoke ibe gi. Tufia!

.

Abeg sinnzu can sumone call a bouncer To throw this 1st class mgbeke out of my sight? She wants my attention but I already told her that I don't screw half done trannies or creatures who have _pussies that contain teeth! Abeg madam noodle laps get the hell out of my sight! You are annoying my middle finger! Go and allow that hole in your face to heal after the damage classy did to it!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 9:44pm On Aug 07, 2015

Sinnzu:
Who's incharge of drinks here?? prettythicksme !! . Get me a chapman and your menu. Thank you

Nah the scrawny slut is just pained that misssclassy embarassed her 2 bits! I'm not even on her case! Just wondering why she's so pained! Lol! Ignore mode activated!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 9:38pm On Aug 07, 2015

Nneka123:
_Bastards everywhere . I'm going to bed.

Abeg take your stinking,_retarded, idiotic, clueless and pure bred _stupidity and go to that bed of nails and thorns that you made reference to in your last post! No one cares about your scrawny looking self or how you lost the virginity of that eternal injury that is ravaged by disease that you call a _pussy! Misssclassy just bodied you! Now stop acting like a 24 carat _cunt and _fuck outta here! Your _vagina is reeking! Go see a doctor! Biatch!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 9:27pm On Aug 07, 2015

Nneka123:
my daddy is a Moronic _Bastard. I need 2 Get lost or still go lick that kelechis ass some more?

I'm such a Foolish goat.

Ok! You are right

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 9:23pm On Aug 07, 2015

Nneka123:
Ewu calabar.

Stop asslicking your fellow nigga's ass.

Sharrap demented rabbit! And face your problem! Lmfao! No be me say make you carry shite baff yaself wen soap full market!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 9:10pm On Aug 07, 2015

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]Who gives a fvck about likes?

Perhaps to you, having likes on your comment is equivalent to owning a car, but to me, it isn't.
I don't place relevance on things as inconsequential as likes.

Whether there was a like on my comment or not, it doesn't disprove the fact that I aired my honest opinion, which in this case was that you weren't the one that was asked the question, but you quoted and replied it like the question was addressed to you.

Learn to mind your fvcking business, and stay on your fvcking lane, young lady.[/color]

Preach!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheUmmah: 8:51pm On Aug 07, 2015

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]Who ask this one? [/color]

Chaii! Epic

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheUmmah: 7:12pm On Aug 07, 2015

StarBoard:
Abeg see excuse o.

Manchester United ‏@ManUtd 6h6 hours ago

Shaw on taking no.23: "It’s the number I feel comfortable with and probably the one I want to carry on with until I finish my career." #mufc

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/629623085772218368/photo/1

Well no be by jersey number dem dey take play soccer na! It could be symbolic/personal 2 shaw! And anyway The boy is good 2 go! And I secretly suspect dat number 3 is being saved 4 someone large dat may be joining the defence! Hopefully!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheUmmah: 7:06pm On Aug 07, 2015

sinizia:
I just think he's handling it wrongly. Benching DDG is not the right thing to do. DDG should start our matches and keeping saving us till Madrid makes a better payment or comes next season. He's wasting on the bench. LvG doesn't know how to handle situations carefully, he always approach the strict way in all situations.

In all fairness ddg is also acting unprofessionally! Claiming unknown injuries and forming not knowing wen 2 cum 4 balls? The boy just tire me so I can feel LVg's pain! I remember how fergie struggled 2 bring him 2 old t, gave him all the necessary support and even us the fans upon the fact dat he was costing us points in games! But now dat he is a top dog he has remembered dat he is a "local madrid big boy" and I don't even know what 2 say about dat local tranny look alike dat he calls his biatch! Saying manchester is uglier than d back of a fridge? Cheiiii! As you said nobody is bigger than the club if he goes and we get good money, a solid defender, and with our midfield and back up keepers like valdes and romero, then I feel we will be alrite! But if de gea goes and the defence remains as it is? Ol boy na silent chelsea 4 life get me dis season oh! Dat defence will fail us completely! No time 4 lying 2 myself! Lolz!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheUmmah: 6:22pm On Aug 07, 2015

sinizia:
LOL. Ben Foster was a massive error for us. I was scared shitless for months watching him out-match his feat in goal-keeping tomfoolery with each new match. God forbid we end up with another Foster.

Plato is so arrogant, his over-bloated ego might be his undoing. He doesn't know how to treat players especially in this era where players have more powers than coaches.

dude! DDG's situation is not about lvg's ego! Its about ddg's ambition and his babes preference! He is a madrid boy and united offered him the best contract ever given 2 a keeper! He has already started _fucking up intentionally like during the psg game so no need risking anyting 2moro! Let real either pay up, drop a defender or wait till next year if dey can! Ddg knows we have the aces dats why perez is coming 2 manchester next week 2 sort it out! dey messed up by selling casillas early and now have no stand out keeper and van gaal can bench his life if he wants! Anyhow man u comes out tops! Imo

Celebrities › Re: Caption This Image Of Don Jazzy And His Mum by TheUmmah: 6:02pm On Aug 07, 2015

dem say caption the pic these 3 olodos above me dey yarn k, cool and mummy is best! I sure say na F9 students! Anyway;

Mama jazzy.."Thank god oh! @ least this boy go become doctor or engineer wit dis him small small achievements!"

Don jazzy.."Abeg make dis yeye man snap quick make I fall in studio go jam majek dem! Man must jam"!

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