₦airaland Forum

Niklausa:
Didn't you do english in school? What's all this gibberish?

And she dey claim yankee babe! Chaii!

This kind sunday afternoon LIES na him dey make me vex 4 o.p! Nigga stfu! Na we be the abuja niggas on ground and let me categorically state dat runs girls in abuja are entirely gangsta and all about the pepper! Or na after 1 night dem dey fall in love? U know whether she don lash the bar man and 4 other niggas dat night before she scam u? When you no be senator or governor son or lexington steele! Anyway na eko boys una way sha! My friend gtfoh wit dis bullshite men!

coogar:
what's your size and what's your name and your preferred number?

Di maria is bouncing 2moro for £44 million he's having his medical today! Pedro or gaitan mooted as replacements! What a disaster!
m.bbc.com/sport/football/33750886

If you like have green lips just make sure your jams dey sweet or else wen naija fans bone you the lips go turn back 2 black like majek fashek own! Gbef!

Drier than the sahara desert! In other words nay, no, nada, mba,non and nonsense! Agbaya!

Joblessness! Or dem pursue her fans from snapping with her? And by the way o.p which wan be dat "the 26 year old has been rewarded for HIS" in your last paragraph? Abi na tranny yemi be?

Na so ibori make mouth then him cousin come uduaghan join make him own mouth but after 16 years the state still remains average @ best! So rich yet so poor!

This war was just a monumental waste of time and resources! Never again!

Pdp candidate? Unless some of dem feel like wasting money on an exercise in futility! Nigerians are tired of that party and its expired old politicans plus its misguided ideology! Maybe after 8 years!

docsholz:
I'm still trying to understand the connection between your question and her reply

If you are not smart it is not my fault! Try reading slowly!

PPAngel:
Because Ebele created a level field for productivity.

Your regions could not capitalize on his policies of entrepreneurship because you northerners and Yorubas are used to handouts.

I'm not suprised you could not answer my question! It is always difficult for laymen and laywomen 2 dissect fact from fiction! Anyway you have also exposed your bigotry by assuming I am a northerner or yoruba by your reply but unfortunately I am none of the above! So let's not derail back 2 your topic,What sort of productivity are you referring to? Militancy? Smuggling of crude? Cultism? Why are more of your people not running paramount instiutions,or playing a bigger part in the oil industries, trade industries, or government parastatals even after your bros j had the ample opportunity 2 boost all of your regions cravings for 6 whole years? Who stopped him from being decisive! What was his achievement for your region? As well as others!

PPAngel:
Tribalism thrives in Nigeria because there is no viable working document and model for all the tribes to coexist equally and in peace.

Being from a minority group in the SouthSouth automatically narrows my opportunities on the national level. This ought not be the case as minority groups are the reason behind affirmative action in the US which is similar to our quota system. But rather than guarantee equal representation the quota system replicates the censors figures thereby making minority people marginalized at the centre.

Take for examples he cut off marks for common entrance students into unity schools for students from Bayelsa (the least populated state) and compare it with that of Kano ( the most populated according to census figures). A child from Bayelsa is expected to score at least double what a child from Kano will and to make matters worse Bayelsa will have the least slots reserved for them when compared to Kano with the highest.

The quota system does not help minority people but rather further alienates them and gives more opportunity to dominant tribes in the north.

We can also see how even where the north and southwest and southeast may share the same number of slots, the northern candidates will still be offered opportunities on a platter of gold based on educational disadvantage.
So a student in Yobe can gain admission to a unity school by scoring just 15 out of 400 but a child from Anambra will need to meet at least 320 to get a slot.

All these useless policies have created tribal sentiments and not the other way round.

So how come your kinsman from the south south ebele, who was president of the nation for 6 years but was still not able 2 better the lot of your region, state and your people? Why was he not able 2 ensure projects that would have situated industries, employment opportunities or massively driven the incorporation of your teeming youths into the federal civil service @ least to start giving some leverage 2 your zone? Was that also as a result of tribalism or was it a case of reverse tribalism and nepotism? Or simply just a case of mind numbing _stupidity mixed with greed? Elucidate please!

jammani:
What about Jazz

Because dia is nothing like jazz! After all why have all your oonis and obas who feasted on jazz, igwes who feasted on opor, emirs who feasted on choge all ended up dead in london hospitals and not dia jazzmans shrines? Or all armed robbers and runs girls who are finished or in jail? My guy na african trash be dat so stop thinking in local logistics! And by the way in my active days as a "frosh boy" I came across many homies and home girls who also claimed 2 have been cooked wit jazz, I will let you guess where dey all are @ the moment! Next!!!!

KINGSAMURAI:
You see what nairalanders dont know is that ISHILOVE is the best thing that has happen to nairaland, she is not just a super moderator but a mod to the moderators, she has all the qualities of a leader, if she comes out in the future wanting to contest as the president of NIGERIA, i will be the 1st guy to support her, she is highly intelligent and by far the most intelligent female nairalander, remove ISHILOVE from nairaland then the forum is half dead. "i know some nairalanders will be hating on seeing this thread but hating is allowed. ISHILOVE has contributed to the Rising of this forum. "if i have to choose a wife for seun or lalasticlala, i will choose ISHILOVE. "she is born a leader, she is a gift not only to nairaland but to the world at large, the level of her maturity is awesome and to top it all she is beautiful. cc lalasticlala, seun, obinoscopy

This op is just another born fool! Take
your stinking mod love and _fuck off and die! Cursed he goat! See the albino monkeys tura wrecked face! God forbid!

This should be van gaals starting line up in a 433 formation! Angel di maria is gone so no need 2 debate his matter!


Pedro/young Rooney Depay

Mata/herrera

Bastian Schneiderlin

Shaw Rojo Otamendi dramain

De gea


I believe rojo is more rugged and technical than smalling and he is left footed! Otamendi will join us so no shaking! Smalling and jones are average english gbefs with injury problems so they should be backup! If we head into our 1st ten matches this way, we will have a solid start 2 the season!

Abeg this op sef! Are you gods gift 2 men that everyone in his family needs 2 know who you are? Your a side biatch 4 now @ most so stop fooling yourself! Only wifey material or potential wifey materials need 2 meet peoples folks! You may be dumped next week 4 dis your question sef!

And so it begins! Anyway make the op and most goons try hustle hard so that una fit turn these problems 2 little ones 4 una side! After all if you dey roll with hungry biatches you must be hungry 2! You can tell a lot about a nigga from his biatch as they say! Next!



P.s barcode lounge launch was the bomb! Reminisce, rayce and dj humility murdered it! Epic! Kd city thanks 4 the turn up! Tgif loading...

coogar:
jones is a liability!
he has the football sense of a maggot! he cannot read the game. it's like watching a dog chase after a tennis ball. he has no idea on how the ball will bounce or where it will go or read the trajectory of the ball. he would just chase the ball like a brainless zombie. it's a travesty that he plays for our club. he should be shipped out immediately. he's the worst defender in the history of man utd.

Jones? That basic _idiot? He was one of fergies last myopic purchases! The only thing keeping him in manchester is his passport! He should be a bench option @ most! I think we should just toss jonny evans, add his £8m to di marias funds and sign otamendi tommorrow! United have been after otamendi for over 8yrs so only zeus knows wtf van gaal is thinking? I'm happy ramos has shite on him @ last! Even all this smalling and blind @ the back is crap! We need defenders that would walk into the team! Apart from otamendi I won't mind seeing varane as part of the de gea deal! He is quality!

www.skysports.com/football/news/11667/9929042/manchester-uniteds-angel-di-maria-close-to-psg-switch

Well di maria is as good as gone so now its time 2 look @ potential replacements! Any ideas?

coogar:
fans who still think rooney can get 20 league goals for us are fantasists....
i dunno when some fans would finally get it that rooney is done. he's a very poor footballer - charlie Austin would offer us a bigger goal threat if played upfront. there is a stage which a player eventually reaches and he needs to go. that time has come for rooney like it did for both giggsy & scholes. we're man utd FFS - we need players who can perform at their best every week. if we persist with this fat cow, we would be lucky to finish 5th. 4 games now, only 1 goal to show for it.

20 goals my white bütt!

Nigger! This is funlord and not some troll! I'm actually in jail as usual on trumped up charges hence the need 4 this alternate!
Now back 2 the matter! You have previously slated rooney and I feel your pain! Now can you please tell me who realistically which should go for that would guarantee us the supposed 20 league goals this season? And I mean realistic targets not fantasy targets! We can't get benzema, bale or cr7 so please leave them out of it! obviously charlie austin would @ best be a back up! Di maria is almost gone so we would have an extra £45m to add to any potential bid! Just run me through your personal choices and what you feel we could get them for! By the way I'm sure otamendi will sign! I'm not even bothered about that 1! Tick tock!

which kind thread be this na introvert? Abi na because you no get ftc plot this morning you come vex? Lolz!

Op! If you ask us, na who we go ask?

Haba! No wonder I just came sharply on this thread! E dey do me 2! ****spills cum all over the poster belows head***

sinizia:
The main reason i dislike Gaal is he's very stubborn!!

I wish we lost by 8-0!!

Why this man won't buy a CB (two sef) and a striker is beyond human reasoning!! Without a hot striker and a CB, like Coogar said, it'll be a miracle finishing in 4th position this season. I mean how do a club like Man Utd end up with Jones and fat azz Rooney as our main CB and striker? Jones has got to be the most over-hyped CB in football history. What a fool!!

Phil jones na defender? He should be the be a mascot or physio instead!

Chaaaaii! So yam don finish 4 goats as yam supplier don head back 2 otueke? Pathetic

Toks2008:
My brother there was nothing there to correct as regards the generalizing.

In English language,using the word many is never the same as all so please just ignore her.

Let her cool down to read very well before making comments.

Bros! You know see as I use ignore button for the smally? Next time she will read before commenting! Lol

LadyBoss1:
N urs makes sense
Try not to be a sheep
Read well n access anyone in their right mind knows . Not all nigerian ladies behave dat way
But i guess uve traveled the world abi ..


Learn to point out where his wrong although his got good point but u are the biggest dummy here .. Ignorance nah disease i swear

And you are making sense because you are a nigerian woman I guess? Well you are similar to the 2 dummies talking of getting laid so I'm not suprised! Listen the op may have used "naija girls" but any really smart person would look @ the message from a deeper perspective than that, like I did and you and them did not! Not your fault though this what happens when kids with no life experience try to sound logical but just end up sounding _stupid! Learn to spell perspective for a start! It would help you in future!

The nigga has a point and these dummies above me are posting tripe! Karma is a _bitch tho! Keep the faith op!

Sinnzu:
He enjoy's being called "DARK" or "REBEL" online. When in reality, his appearance makes Mr.Bean's look like Vin Diesel

Abeg look @ the _bitches chat history! From july 11th to the 12th! She said she gave him a mention but dia is no record of a mention! So how did dey communicate? Lolz! Dat mega diss I gave him HURT the turd so much he wanted 2 make me notice him by force! See how random the girls chats are! How will u be teaching someone who has been on NL since 2014 where 2 post thread? Wot an _idiot! He wanted revenge but only got a spectacular backfire of yabs and embarrassment! Fuji Monkey!

nigerianium:

He has pictures of nakéd men there and even semi-nùde pictures of Neymar.

Are you pondering what I am pondering? ♦

You thot my gay accusations where false? See him trying 2 make d made up _bitch sound like a girl, then 1 other fool came her after the ban 2 claim HE wad the 1 who drove him 2 dia meeting! Creating more lies upon lies! Damn! What an utter loser! Nigga must be 15

nigerianium:

Like how he lied his mum is from Ukraine and he visits her for the holidays in Kiev when the facts revealed she's Yoruba and she's always been resident in Nigeria? Too many fake people trying to impress random people.

I'll rather not push it.♦

A dunce that has no pix on his facebook profile? Dat child is cursed for sure! How can anyone be so ashamed of who dey are?